25. On Route 66
"My family lives in Texas, the most dick in the West, and it's also the best place in the United States!"
With a thick cigar in his mouth, McRae's words were full of pride in his hometown. And it's true, as the most brutal place in the United States, you can see people with guns on the streets of Texas at any time. It's even possible that the flag you see the most there isn't even the American Stars and Stripes, but the Texas state flag. Why is he tough, to take the simplest example, the speed limit in other parts of the United States is generally about 100 kilometers per hour. In Texas, it's about 125 kilometers per hour, plus 10% of the floating...... As a result, you can often see cars racing up to 140 on the roads of Texas.
"My dad used to be a cowboy when he was moving westward, but then he met my mom and became a sheriff. But now is the era of the rule of law, so the sheriff is slowly being replaced by the police department. Spat out a smoke ring, McRae grinned, "My mom died of postpartum hemorrhage after giving birth to me, so I grew up living with my dad – Route 66 had already crossed twice when I was three years old!" ”
"Then you're pathetic." The ash on the side said nonchalantly, "Because this journey looks very boring." ”
"That's right, it's boring." There was no hint of anger, or that McRae knew better than Ash how boring Route 66 was when he was a kid and had to ride his locomotive back and forth almost every year. "Sometimes you ride a motorcycle for half an hour and you won't find any changes in the environment, it's bare, and the car is broken, and you can only pray to God to bless you to meet a kind person. But I can't help it, I still prefer this endless Gobi to stay in the city. It's all to blame for my sheriff's dad who trained me as a cowboy since I was a child, so that I didn't even have a skill other than fighting. It's the era of the rule of law, who still wants this. ”
Although McCree said this, there was not the slightest dissatisfaction with his sheriff father, and his words were full of cheerfulness. You can see that he loves road riders from the bottom of his heart...... Or "cowboy", an identity and profession that has long been abandoned by the times. From the bottom of my heart, I like this Route 66 that I have been tired of running countless times.
"Do you have anything you like? Ashes...... I have to say, your name sounds weird. ”
Hearing McRae's words, not only ashes, but also Hela on the side secretly pricked up her ears. After pondering for a moment, Ash shook his head a little indifferently. "If you like it, there should only be onion wine."
Hearing this, McRae, who was not familiar with onion wine, did not react, while Hela on the side was a little unpleasantly "stained". Glancing at her white hands, Hela knew that she might not be able to get rid of the reputation of "spicy hands destroying flowers" for a long time to come...... But then again, what did that guy called Fire Girl use to make onion wine, and after trying it for so long, no matter how she tried it, it tasted much lighter than hers......
Probably also because of McCree's joining, Ash's next journey is much more interesting. After all, Hela herself is not a cheerful and talkative person. More often than not, Hela stands calmly and detachedly, as cold as a god looking down on the world...... Actually, she is not to blame. Because in her time, Asgard was a symbol of power. Coupled with Hela's identity at that time, even though she was later imprisoned by Odin, this transcendent pride was not erased in the hearts of the people of Asgard. Even Odin, who realized that war does not bring true prosperity, believed that mortals should not set foot in the Divine Domain easily, so he sent Heimdall to guard the gates of the Rainbow Bridge.
Just like Gwen at the beginning.
In the ensuing time, the crowd did not meet a fourth road rider. But it's understandable, after all, Route 66 has been abandoned for too long. It has even been erased from the map of the road......
"Actually, it's supposed to be beautiful." McRae said in the English dialect of Texas: "At that time, the roads were not as barren as they are now, and you could see a road town in the distance every 30 kilometers or so. However, due to the change of time, those highway towns have disappeared from the road map along with Route 66...... Taverns that sell sparkling water often fill their liquor with water, but they don't dare do that to Texans. Because no one knows more about drinks than Texas, and more about guns. And then there's the old old gas station, where sometimes a random wind can blow through the roof. The most important thing is that it belongs to those car taverns that flash vulgar neon signs. ”
As he spoke, McRae seemed to be recalled, and said with a beaming face: "There is basically only a small broken bed and a small table in a room, and the condoms on the small table are stacked in stacks, and sometimes the used ones will stick to the doorknob. The partition of the room was a tattered wooden plank, and even the worms had holes in it,......"
Before McRae could finish speaking, Hela on the side frowned, glanced at the ignorant ash beside him, and couldn't help but stop McRae and said, "How do you know this?" ”
"It was my bastard daddy who taught me!" McCree threw the pot to his dad with a look of greatness, and then smiled nonchalantly, "I was only seven years old when I first knew which ones, and I was doing my annual crossing of the United States with that bastard daddy. I still remember that scene. It was one night, and we found a random motel and stayed in. My dad and I had a big bug-eaten hole in the partition of the room, and in the next room was a prostitute and a road rider who was traveling with us. At night, I woke up with urine and wanted to go to the bathroom, and then I saw my dad peeping over there. When I found out, he didn't drive me away, but booed me and pulled me to watch it together. ”
"Is it comfortable?" Ash was a little curious. He was born immortal, and he never knew what pleasure was except for onion wine and elemental bottles...... The Onion Knight used to be a good friend of Ash, and when he first passed the fire, the Onion Knight told Ash that the most comfortable thing for women is to shake the yin, and the most comfortable for men is Kuaishou. It's even more wonderful when two are combined......
However, Ash felt like he was lying to himself. However, considering that the Onion Knight died completely in the battle against the Uzbe, Ash chose to forgive him......
"It's uncomfortable!" Unexpectedly, McRae said with some disgust: "I was sitting there with that bastard dad with that little hole in the plank. He also laughed at my second child, and then I didn't hold my urine when I was in a hurry. Then he was scared by me, and he couldn't hold back......"
As he was talking, for some reason, McCree suddenly felt a chill rise from his back. But there doesn't seem to be anything strange about looking around.
Just as he was thinking about it, McRae's eyes were stunned, and then he completed a ninety-degree drift and braked. Seeing this, Ash and the others also hurriedly stopped their march and looked at McRae behind them with some confusion. McCree, on the other hand, looked puzzled and pointed to the road not far ahead. Following McRae's fingers, a large number of heavily armed soldiers, as well as tanks and helicopter gunships, slowly emerged not far from the road. Just as McRae was wondering what kind of covert military exercise it was, the tank let out a salvo roar.
And their target is a huge green figure.