Xinwei year, the fifteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar.

Appropriate: pray for blessings, fasting, traveling, and marrying

Don't: Break ground

In the midyear festival, the ghost door is closed, and the yin people return to the yang world.

Crossroads, docks, traffic lights, and the corners of intersections where car accidents often occur are people burning paper money, paper people.

The sound of lamas, gurus, etc., and the ringing of jingling bells are endless.

There are also ignorant children running around in the streets and alleys, using paper money as fireworks, grabbing and running around, and being caught is of course indispensable for a teppanyaki barbecue from my father.

After burning the paper money, worship is naturally indispensable.

A small bowl with a narrow bottom and a wide mouth, bean sprouts underneath, two slices of fatty meat on top, meatballs, roast chicken, and various snacks.

They would pinch a little with their fingernails and throw them into the fire.

The ghost eats and smells, and the integrity is sent, and the ghost will naturally taste it.

Pouring wine and offering to ghosts and gods is the most important thing, the dishes can not be sumptuous, but the wine must be enough.

The mouth is indispensable to babble "Eat well, eat well, come and eat, take the money to spend when you are full, you must bless us"

The entire street was lit up by burning flames.

"Guys, I'll burn some change for you now, you're welcome!"

In the crowd of paper-burners, a policeman with a police ID card on his neck blended in, and with a wave of his hand, he happened to fall into the hands of his police partner.

"I've seen a lot of people, but it's the first time I've seen a man like you!"

"What do you mean by mother-in-law? It's now July and a half, I'm just burning some money for ghosts, it's enough to be a man without money, isn't it even worse to be a ghost without money? ”

The partner squatted down, grabbed a banknote and said, "Wow, one is 50 million, these add up to even Wang Yongqing!" It's better to be a ghost than a human, I'd rather be a ghost! ”

Wang Yongqing, known as Taiwan's god of management, was the richest man in China long before Li Ka-shing

"Don't worry, it'll be your turn soon!"

"Hehe" the partner shook his head and smiled, just in time.

"Tell us to go to the pit mouth to investigate the case."

The two unaware policemen stepped into the ghost gate one foot after the other.

meantime

In a ghostly edifice.

An old monk walked into the building under the guidance of the landlady.

"What a heavy yin qi! Looks like we're going to have a good ghost hunt tonight! ”

Someone crashed at an intersection, and his soul left his body, but his body was robbed by ghosts.

There is also night construction, which mistakenly makes the cat demon born.

There are also those who made a windfall, but failed to spend the money, and are being asked for their lives by female ghosts.

Midyear Festival, a group of ghosts are in chaos!

And on the roof of one building, four figures stood.

The altar of Dharma stands high.

The Caolu monk danced a long sword, followed by Ma Shangfeng and his apprentice Xiaohui to protect the Dharma.

Even though Ma Shangfeng was reluctant, he found that even if the Caolu monks did not take him back to the Tang Dynasty, the history in the books did not change.

It's still the same: the emperor gave death and killed himself by the river.

"It's a pity it's too late"

He Cheng was wearing silver armor and looked at the full moon above his head solemnly.

There is no judge, and there is a lack of bull heads and horses, black and white impermanence, etc. Even the Chenghuang vein was wiped out by him, and as soon as the ghost gate was closed on July 15, the world seemed to have become purgatory!

He sighed that he couldn't find a happy Buddha to calculate the general account, and this show became a thief after becoming a Buddha.

And he couldn't find Zhong Kui to play two games and play a game of chess.

"The door of heaven is open, and it needs to coincide with the appearance of heaven to be able to open! This heavenly machine may not appear once in a thousand or 10,000 years! ”

The Caolu monk also explained "Of course, if you can enter the space-time tunnel, and then use the method of opening the gate of heaven to be foolproof"

"Moonlight Treasure Box?"

"What moonlight treasure box?" Xiaohui asked from the side.

"It is said to be the treasure of the gods, and when you open the moonlight treasure box, you can travel through time at will, such as going back to five hundred years ago."

"Wow, that's amazing?"

"If there really is such a treasure, it should also belong to the treasure of the immortals," said the grass house monk.

They have spent thousands of years waiting for an opportunity to open the gate of heaven, and others can shuttle at will as long as they use the moonlight treasure box, which must be a treasure that only the great supernatural can have.

"That's it! The gates of heaven are open! Everyone, fast forward! ”

There was a thunderclap in the sky, and a swirling hole appeared.

The grass house monk rushed in first, and Ma Shangfeng and Xiaohui also rushed in.

He Cheng hesitated slightly, and then turned his head to follow.

The Gate of Heaven existed for only two or three seconds, and then vanished.

At the same time, the statue of Anubis, the god of death in Western Egypt, shook in unison, a phenomenon that attracted the attention of historians and led them to fall into the feverish study of Egyptian civilization.

More than 20 years later, a mummy princess named Ammarnet was dug up, and so on, let's not talk about it for the time being

As soon as I entered the gate of heaven, the discomfort soared.

By the time the three of them came back to their senses, they had already appeared high in the sky.

The grass house monk hurriedly took action, and barely saved the lives of Ma Shangfeng and Xiaohui, stepped on the air like a mountain, grabbed people from left to right, and walked down slowly.

"Gross!"

Ma Shangfeng vomited on his stomach, and the vomit was all steak, milk, etc.

The place where they landed was the same place where they were sucked into the Heavenly Gate and left.

Suddenly, there was a sound of ropes in the surrounding grass.

I saw a group of officers and soldiers rushing out, drawing their swords and pointing at the three Caolu monks, and shouted loudly, "Ma Shangfeng, you have committed the crime of deceiving the king, Your Majesty will reward you for your self-punishment, otherwise you will be connected to the nine clans!" ”

"Master, save me!"

Ma Shangfeng trembled and turned his head to look at the grass house.

The grass house monk shook his head, took out a talisman and flitted it, threw it into the air, and then turned his head and left.

The officers and soldiers did not stop them.

Ma Shangfeng turned his head with a curious face, and found that the talisman fell to the ground, and it turned into Ma Shangfeng's appearance, standing by the river, and pulled out a knife to cut off his neck!

"That's how I killed myself!" Ma Shangfeng breathed a sigh of relief.

"I must write a book to tell me a thousand years from now, and I must not be scared half to death because of a few words."

"No, the handwriting you leave behind will attract people who are interested in prying eyes. The emperor will definitely not let you go when he finds out! ”

"Besides, someone has already written it"

The grass house monk pointed to it, and there were accompanying civil officials recording it, and Ma Shangfeng, who had become an invisible person, took a closer look, and it really said, "Although Ma Shangfeng succeeded in eliminating ghosts, he committed the crime of bullying the king, and apologized for his crime in the grass house by the river." ”

"Wait, where is the corpse?"

Only then did the three of them react, and the zombies who entered the gate of heaven together disappeared.

The ancient road is westerly, and the sun is slanting at dusk.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! ”

The scholar carrying the book basket was entangled by the three children and had a headache, and they threw stones at him, but he was helpless.

Useless is a scholar, he has weak hands and weak feet, and the three children can't fight.

Bang!

A figure fell from the sky and smashed to the ground.

"There is a living man in the sky!" The three children screamed in fright, turned around and ran.

"Xiaosheng Luo Zhiqiu, thank you for the rescue"

I saw clearly that the man who fell from the sky turned out to be a general wearing silver armor and extraordinary weapons.

I saw the general shake his head and ask him, "What year is this?" ”

"This is the 890th year of the Daewoo Dynasty"

"Daewoo?" His head is short-circuited "I haven't heard of it"

"From the East China Sea to the East China Sea to the West to the West, they are all under the jurisdiction of my Daewoo Dynasty, don't make fun of Xiaosheng, generals"

"I see you're dressed a little familiarly"

He Cheng looked at the scholar left and right, "Are you called Ning Caichen?" ”

The scholar grows a robe, carries a book basket, and is weak but full of "red sleeves and fragrant night", and the nerd face of "ghost fox wife".

"Xiaosheng Luo Zhiqiu, I don't know anything Ning Caichen"

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