Dogs don't bark, birds don't chirp.

In the thick and indelible night, the dark clouds blocked the Hook Moon hanging in the treetops.

"He's handsome, but he's not brainy"

Sister Hua shook her head, shook her sleeves and sighed, zombies have no head and no brains, they only know how to suck people's blood, which is worse than wild dogs.

"Sister Hua?" He Cheng spoke.

"You've got a lot of intelligence!"

She smiled, not caring about the long tongue, which was also extremely beautiful: "It's smarter than the king of the mountain."

Yin can also communicate with each other, but no ghost will go to chat with zombies.

Ghosts and demons belong to the same Three Realms and Six Realms, but zombies jump out of this jurisdiction, low-level zombies only eat people, this kind of natural spiritual things, high-level zombies swallow ghosts and devour demons, nothing is swallowed, born is a scourge It is said that high-level zombies also eat dragons.

A ghost and a zombie, one uses human words, and one uses zombie words to chat.

"Lord Hades?"

He Cheng remembered the nursery rhyme sung by the two ghost children, "Daddy ignores me, kills and gives it to Sister Hua, Auntie ignores me, catches and dedicates it to Lord Yama...", in addition to Sister Hua, who wants to be a man, there is also love. A woman's Lord of Yama?

"It's a zombie like you, but it's not as handsome as you"

Sister Hua giggled, raised her hand and touched the stiff corpse face, with a pity on her face, "What a handsome face, it's a zombie~"

He Cheng jumped a step after touching his cheek although the fingers were slippery. Tender, the long red tongue groped for his crotch.

Although the zombie is stiff all over, it is only stiff in a certain place, and the blood boiling cannot wake up the dead "little dragon".

This Sister Hua is not only a hanged ghost, but also a merry ghost.

Sister Hua was a little surprised, He Cheng retreated, but quickly changed to a smile, "You have a flexible mind, and being a zombie is more important than being a ghost." ”

"If Sister Hua is okay, I'll go first," he said, but he didn't take a step.

Sister Hua stopped him with a long tongue.

"Sister, I have a business I want to discuss with you, do you know if you are interested?"

"I'm just a white-haired zombie."

What is a white-haired zombie? Throw it into a crowd in the dark.,It's also too frightened by the strong popularity to be unable to walk.,The lowest level among demons and monsters.。

On the tombstone in front of Sister Hua's grave, in addition to the three big characters "Hua Xiaofeng", it is also engraved with "Buried in the fifth year of Jiaqing, July 18 of Gengshen year." ”

In the fifth year of Jiaqing, now in the Republic of China, it has been more than 100 years since now, and this Sister Hua is a century-old ghost.

No wonder I have to speak Mandarin, I can only speak vernacular.

"Level 16 - Sister Hua"

The strength of a level 16 female ghost is far higher than that of a level 16 zombie.

The name of the red thorn, which means that this flower sister never thought of cooperating with He Cheng at all.

If he hadn't spoken just now, he would have been just an ordinary zombie, and the hateful Sister Hua would definitely have attacked.

"It's really a nonsense," He Cheng said secretly in his heart.

"You're just an ordinary white-haired zombie, and I don't care about it (you're just an ordinary white-haired zombie, of course I don't value it)" Sister Hua grinned, she really had a thousand styles, "But you're a zombie with intelligence, Lord Yama will definitely not guard against you."

He's just a brainless guy (he's just a brainless guy)"

"I just want you to help me with one thing!"

Sister Hua raised her fingers, gestured "one", and then curled her long tongue as if no one was around, and said: "I only need you to take a piece of jade in the coffin of Lord Yama, you give me the jade, and I will help you kill Lord Yama, and his piece of extreme yin land is yours."

He Cheng's heart was cold: "This woman is only afraid that she will treat me as a fool. Son, if she can kill Lord Yama, will she let me steal the jade? Besides, I have no grudge against the king of Yama, whom I have never met, so why should I kill him? ”

The female ghost talked a lot of nonsense, and in a few words, she changed her main consciousness, and it seemed that He Cheng had gained a lot of money here.

"It only took fifty years for Lord Yama to change from an ordinary corpse to a black zombie, which can be regarded as a treasure land!"

In order to emphasize the treasure land of Lord Yama, Sister Hua emphasized a few more words.

"I wanted to find a human to help me, Xu He is prosperous and rich, but you and I are ghosts, we should help each other"

Are they all ghosts? When you think about it, zombies are a family.

Seeing that Sister Hua stuffed the rolled long tongue back into her mouth, closed her mouth and smiled, with a beautiful posture of a country and a city, He Cheng nodded stiffly, "Okay, I'll go!" ”

She is strong and I am weak, and Sister Hua has no good heart for him, and it will be more auspicious to stay here.

Fifty years of black stiffness?

After ordinary people die, they are buried in the extreme yin, and when they enter the earth, they occupy the lunar year, the moon, and the cloudy day, so that after forty or fifty years, it is possible to become a white-haired zombie, and the white-haired zombie has to swallow the sun and the moon, and it takes nearly a hundred years to become a black zombie.

Like the head of the Thousand Crane Dao, the cultivation is high and deep and was bitten by a zombie, but it is not uncommon to directly turn into a black hair stiff, if Da Luo Jin Xian is poisoned by the corpse, he may directly become the ancestor of the golden retriever.

Zombies are abandoned by heaven and earth, and it is difficult for hundreds of millions of people to produce hundreds of thousands of zombies, but people can become ghosts after death, so you can see the difference between heaven and earth.

If you are not afraid of death and are not worried about being chased and killed by Taoist priests, although the white-haired zombie killing hundreds of people will not become a black zombie, but if it absorbs human blood and is full of resentment, it will become a demon of disaster, and its strength is far superior to that of black zombie.

Zombies who have been abandoned by the sky are not easy to cultivate by nature, and they naturally have good treasures after fifty years of becoming a black zombie.

Seeing He Cheng's stiff face shaking, Sister Hua only told him the location when he was moved, and then asked him to hurry over.

Zombies rarely fight each other when they meet, which is also the reason why He Cheng promised Sister Hua to help steal jade.

Since Lord Yama is so terrifying, he just found a backer.

The Hanged Man only thought that he was wise, but he never thought that he had human thoughts in his head.

……

On the mass grave,

The grass swept away the corpses and discarded them on the side of the road, the wild dogs gnawed their rotten hands, and the corpses and insects tumbled on the carrion.

A "click" of a foot broke a tree branch, and the sound of recklessness disturbed the silent night.

The coffin, which had fallen off the red paint, suddenly lifted the lid, and a zombie stood upright.

This zombie was weak and thin, wearing a funeral official uniform, and after seeing He Cheng, he yelled at him happily: "Zombie? ”

Of course, it's zombie talk.

"That's right"

He Cheng nodded and jumped closer.

"Level 17 - Black Zombie Yama"

But the words are green.

Lord Yama was excited, and jumped in front of He Cheng to take a closer look.

The two stalemates were stalemate, and the atmosphere was slightly awkward.

After a long time, He Cheng asked, "Do you know Sister Hua on the other side of the mountain?" ”

The red word is the enemy, the white word is indifferent, and the green word is friendly, this is the routine in the game, and it must be so now.

"A Hundred Years of Female Ghosts"

Lord Yama's response was just as simple, with a slight disdain in his words.

When do zombies look down on ghosts? Or is there really some treasure on this zombie, the treasure of the ghost!

He Cheng's eyes lit up, but he chatted with Lord Yama, and the two zombie mass graves met, but they met like fellow villagers at the dinner table, beer and cigarettes, and the mana was boundless...... It's to wipe tears and talk in detail, and to see each other late.

Lord Yama's intelligence is not very high, but he is very righteous He Cheng found a grave, this country is hospitable, and zombies are also warm.

There was a coffin to settle down in, and He Cheng had no other plans to stop here.

Lord Yama's coffin was exposed on the ground, and as he lay down, the lid of the coffin that had lost its paint automatically turned up and was neatly covered.

It turned out to be a black zombie who had mastered the art of moving objects.

When the day flickers, the night comes.

Pushing open the lid of the coffin, He Cheng stood up and saw that the black zombie lord was worshipping the moon, and the funeral goods he was carrying had a piece of jade.

Whew......

There was a light running sound in the distance, and a wave of popularity came, and the two stiffened into the coffin together.

Man, it's a late-night snack.