Chinese. Suzhou and Hangzhou Sunshine Community. Room 512.

Chen Hai and his wife, Cui Yan, and agents of the Huaxia Security Bureau were staying in the living room watching the news.

The news was played on the scene of what happened on the West Lake.

Seeing that their son had returned to Earth, Chen Hai and his wife were very excited.

At this time, an infinite number of particles appeared in the center of the living room out of nowhere. This was followed by rapid reorganization......

In the surprised eyes of everyone, the particles were combined.

A cute little guy appeared.

The little guy is still wearing the Pleasant Goat children's clothes, and his little face is tender.

Seeing it, Su Qin was extremely excited, rushed over, hugged his son, and scolded: "Dandan, where have you been?" Do you know that mom is worried about you! ”

"Mom, I've been far, far away!" The little guy waved his little hands and kept gesturing.

Su Qin asked angrily, "Why are you going so far away?" ”

"I'm going to play! Grow up by playing! Mom, look, I've grown a little taller! ”

Su Qin: "......"

At this time, Colonel Cui Yan came over and said angrily: "Dandan, do you know that after you leave, Skynet will ......?"

Before he could finish speaking, the light in the living room suddenly dimmed.

Endless fluorescent inexplicably appeared, intertwined into a web.

Skynet is coming!

As soon as it appeared, the wicked people immediately sued first: "Dandan-sama, I want to complain to you: there are bad people bullying your girlfriend!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the round egg was furious: "Who? Who bullied my sister Han? ”

"Dandan-sama, it's the terrorists! Dandan-sama, in my opinion: someone is bullying your girlfriend this time, if we don't react. Maybe someone will bully you next time! So, I'll take matters into my own hands and teach you a lesson to the bad guys! ”

"Dandan-sama, did you say I did the right thing?"

Hearing Skynet's complaint, the little guy nodded again and again like a chicken pecking rice.

"Yes, Skynet creeps, you did the right thing!"

"Thank you, Lord Dandan, for the compliment, the Skynet soldiers are ashamed!"

At this moment, the audience was stunned.

Everyone's hearts seem to have 10,000 *** roaring past.

Fuck Nima, this Skynet is really shameless, too shameless.

How could it sue first? It's the wicked itself!

"Dandan, Skynet ......"

Cui Yan wanted to say something, but the immature children's voice sounded again: "Sister Cui, Skynet did the right thing!" Someone bullied my family this time, and if I haven't reacted yet, someone will bully me next time! ”

The sound fell, and the audience was dumbfounded.

This is indeed the way of the world.

But why do we still feel so aggrieved in our hearts?

This cunning Skynet!

"By the way, what about Sister Han?"

The agent hurriedly stepped forward and replied, "Dandan-sama, Miss Han is on the plane to Huaxia. She was so happy to hear that you were back! ”

"Oh!" The little one nodded.

At this point, the agent winked at Cui Yan.

After receiving the message, Cui Yan nodded, and then asked Yuandan: "Dandan, the Huaxia ruling government asked me to ask you a question: Are you going to the Milky Way?" ”

"Yes?"

"Dan Dan, what's so fun about the galaxy? Are there any other humans? ”

"Yes, I caught a nice fish and came back! Oh, by the way, Sister Cui, I put the fish in the West Lake, you are not allowed to catch her, do you hear? The little guy said solemnly.

Hearing this, Cui Yan wanted to cry without tears.

Who cares about your fish? We're full!

At this moment, no one knows what will happen next; I don't even know what the fish that was caught by the round egg represents.

Because of the relationship between Chinese language, although "she" and "it" have the same pronunciation, the meaning is completely different.

Cui Yan and the others thought that the little guy was talking about "it", but they misunderstood, everyone was wrong!

The word for the round egg is - she!

By the time the earthlings understood this, it was already too late.

What awaits the civilization of the earth will be a world-destroying star war!

……

At this time, West Lake.

A miserable wail sounded throughout the scenic area.

All of them are suffering from the baptism of green light.

"It hurts! It hurts! Kill me, I can't stand it! ”

"Hold on, brother, hold on! Ah———— hell, I want to die too! It hurts! ”

Amid the cries, many fainted.

Along with their coma, surging life energy blooms from their bodies, repairing damaged cells, repairing genes, repairing everything......

When the people in the scenic area woke up again, everyone found that they had become younger.

At this moment, a loud call sounded throughout the West Lake.

"Long live Dandan-sama!"

"Thank you, Lord Dandan, for your kindness!"

"My cancer is cured, oh my God, it's a miracle of life! I, I ......"

Many people were so excited that they couldn't even speak clearly, just knelt on the ground and kowtowed vigorously in the direction of the Sunshine Community.

In the TV station, the picture of the West Lake Scenic Area was broadcast over and over again.

TV presenters keep telling the stories of those who are lucky.

The name of the story is called: "The Miracle of Life"!

In the dark, it seems that the cheers on the shore are heard.

A colorful fish emerged from the bottom of the lake and silently looked at the earthlings on the shore.

Her eyes were full of tears, and her heart was in pain......

"Father, save me, come and save me!"

Suddenly!

It seemed that someone on the shore had seen a painted fish, and the person immediately shouted.

"Look, look at the lake: is that the fish of Ball-sama?"

The group followed the man's finger and saw a colorful fish floating on the water.

The painted fish is beautiful, really, really beautiful.

Its body has colorful fish scales on its surface, and its eyes are unusually bright. Not only that, but with the swimming of colored fish, the streamer of light comes from nowhere and spreads on the surface of the lake.

It's like a fairyland!

The earthlings on the shore all widened their eyes and stared intently at the colored fish.

Many media reporters also turned their cameras on it.

In the dark, as if sensing the attention of the earthlings, the colored fish hurriedly got under the water and swam away in panic.

Seeing this scene, someone in the crowd shouted:

"Ladies and gentlemen, in order to thank Lord Dandan's gift, I propose: set up a 'West Lake Fish Protection Team' to strictly investigate the phenomenon of fishing and catching fish in West Lake. Whoever dares to catch fish in the West Lake, Lao Tzu will kill him! ”

"Yes, we're going to set up a 'fish protection team'! Fish catchers, kill them all! I, Zhang San, volunteered to join! ”

"I, Li Si, volunteered!"

"I, Wang Xiaoer, volunteered to join!"

"Thanks to the gift of Lord Dandan, Suzhou and Hangzhou Real Estate Group are willing to sponsor 10 million federal coins to the established 'fish protection team'!"

"I am the person in charge of Tencent Group's Suzhou and Hangzhou branches, and I am grateful to Dandan-san for making me younger! I am willing to personally donate 1 million to protect the fish of Dandan! ”

"I am the director of the West Lake Scenic Area Administration, and I declare on behalf of the West Lake Scenic Area: fully support the action of the 'fish protection team'!"

……

Amid the shouts of excitement, many people ran to sign up for the fish protection team.

Among these people, there are not only ordinary people, but also college students, workers, teachers, capitalists, and even big tyrants with assets of hundreds of millions of dollars.

They have a lot of time and are very willing to come to West Lake every day to patrol.

In the enthusiastic registration of the upper and lower strata, only two hours later, an extremely large new organization covering all strata of Suzhou and Hangzhou, and even the public procuratorate, procuratorate, and law forces, was established.

Its name is called: West Lake Fish Protection Team!

In the face of the media's camera, the captain of the fish protection team and the predator of Suzhou and Hangzhou real estate issued a strong declaration:

"Whoever dares to catch fish in the West Lake, the West Lake fish protection team will definitely let his family die!"

(PS: I recommend a book by a friend of the author: "A Godzilla's Journey Through Time and Space.") If you are interested, you can go and see it and help collect it. ）