Sunshine Community. Room 512.

A large crowd surrounded the little one again.

"Dandan, you help my sister open the door, and my sister will take you out to play, okay?" Cui Yan coaxed like this.

"Dandan, good! You open the door, and my sister squeezes you a big glass of watermelon juice! Han Meiyue said coaxingly.

"Dandan, you help your uncle open the door, and your uncle will go and arrest the bad guy who cheated on you!" The agents coaxed.

Everyone is trying to figure out how to get the little guy to open the door to an alien planet.

Pity......

"No, no, baby!"

The little guy just wouldn't say yes.

The crowd was collectively speechless.

What to do? What should I do now?

The person in charge of the dragon's nest reported the situation to the Huaxia ruling government.

After receiving the report, the Huaxia government immediately sent the current predicament to the headquarters of the Earth Federation Government.

Subsequently, Suzhou and Hangzhou Airport welcomed countless guests.

As many as 224 teams of children's experts have come from all over the world.

In other words, all 224 governments around the world, large and small, have sent their elites.

Earthlings are already crazy!

Countless capital consortia have hired child experts and psychologists; The world's major media and major TV stations collectively publish high-value bounty advertisements and solicit methods.

It can be said that today, the forces of the whole world are united.

From top to bottom, from politics to business, to the working class, to ordinary farmers, all earthlings are working for one purpose.

That is:

Find a way to induce the little one to open the door to an alien planet.

For this purpose, earthlings are willing to give everything!

To put it mildly, if it had been a different object, the Earth Federation would have threatened it with force.

It's a pity that force is useless against round eggs.

The round egg is too powerful: electricity can't die, you can't drown, you can't burn, you can't blow up, you can't kill with a nuclear explosion......

So there is no way, the earthlings can only rely on "deception" and "coaxing"!

Day 1.

The Huaxia expert group came on the field and failed.

The next day.

The European and American expert group came on the field and failed.

Day 3.

The Russian expert group came on the field and failed.

Day 4.

The Sunshine Community was demolished and rebuilt into a large-scale amusement park, and then the Dongying expert group came on the field, but the result was also a failure.

No matter how coaxed the experts, the little guy just won't open the door.

No matter how Su Qin, Cui Yan, Han Meiyue and others play with the little guy, it still won't open the door.

Even later, even gourmets, musicians, and anime masters came on the stage, but it turned out to be to no avail.

Music it doesn't like to listen to; Anime it doesn't like to watch; It doesn't like to eat food, it knows to eat watermelon and drink watermelon juice.

Spicy chicken!

Encountering this bear child who can't be beaten, scolded, or threatened, the natives of the earth are really heartbroken.

Ms. Su Qin was angry, found the little guy, and asked directly with a straight face:

"Dandan, what do you really want?"

As soon as these words came out, the little guy pouted and replied weakly: "Mom, I want money!" Money can buy a lot of watermelons! ”

Burst! Burst! Burst!

Su Qin vomited blood and fell to the ground; The agents vomited blood and fell to the ground; The experts vomited blood and fell to the ground.

Oh my God, the world of children is so simple, it turns out that we have made it complicated ourselves!

"Where's the money? Whoever has money in their pocket, take it! Cui Yan shouted.

"I have!"

"I have it too!"

"I've got thousands here!"

Many people pulled out their wallets and rushed to Choi Yeon.

In an instant, countless coins filled Cui Yan's arms.

Seeing this scene, the little one was very happy and hurried over.

"Wow, that's a lot of money!"

The little guy even laughed widely.

"Money, a lot of money, it's all mine! In the future, the baby will no longer have to help the grandmother make money! ”

As soon as these words came out, the natives of the earth were all speechless.

Oh my mom, it's been so many days, why is it still trying to help grandma make money?

I took it, I really took it!

In this life, Lao Tzu has never served anyone, only round eggs!

This situation was reported to the Earth Federation through the Dragon's Lair.

After receiving the report, all the politicians fainted en masse;

Then the media reported the incident, and the capitalists, workers, and the people ...... All the natives of the earth fainted.

"Nima, bought the round egg for more than 7,000 yuan?"

"It turns out that the way of thinking of the round egg is like this! I said, how can we humans not understand it? That's God's mind! ”

"Awesome, Dandan-sama, you're the best! We are convinced, we are convinced! ”

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling in a chair watching the news!"

……

Sunshine Community.

The little guy stuffed money into his little pocket one by one, and it was still stuffed.

Seeing this scene, everyone collectively cried and laughed.

At this time, Cui Yan stepped forward with a small bag.

Under the vigilant gaze of the little guy, Cui Yan helped it quickly pack the money in the bag, and then handed the bag to the little guy.

"Oh, Dandan, your money! That's a lot of money! ”

The little guy happily took the bag and hugged it: "Thank you, sister!" ”

"No thanks! Dandan, you see that your sister has given you so much money, should you help your sister open the door? ”

As soon as these words came out, the scene was instantly silent.

Everyone held their breath and looked at the little one, their eyes full of anticipation, as if a flame was burning.

That's the fire of human innate desire!

In the expectant gaze of the audience, the little guy nodded his head cutely.

"Okay, sister!"

The child's voice is immature and ignorant, but it seems to be better than the joy of nature.

With the fall of this children's voice, the scene instantly resounded with thunderous applause.

Countless people are cheering, and countless people are cheering.

In an instant, the news reached the outside world.

The city of Suzhou and Hangzhou was a sensation; Huaxia was a sensation; The whole world was in a sensation!

"Long live Dandan-sama! Long live the earth! ”

"The Terrans will rise!"

"The stars are ours, and the universe is ours! Hooray, hooray! ”

Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!

Colorful fireworks were set off in cities, and 7.5 billion people on the earth sang and danced, venting their inner joy.

Today is the most exciting day for mankind.

Today is the greatest day on earth.

It will be etched in the annals of history!

The vast starry sky, we earthlings are coming!

Wowhaha!

……

World Network.

The archons of the 224 regions collectively logged in to the network and started a video conference.

As soon as the meeting began, there was a lot of arguing.

Because the topic of this meeting is: Where should the portal be opened?

"North American proposal: put the portal to the planet of new life in the North American desert!"

"Australian proposal: put the portal in the Australian grassland!"

"Fart, it should be put in our Russia!"

Dongying disagrees! It should be placed in our Hokkaido! ”

"NO, NO, NO, IT SHOULD BE ON OUR EUROPEAN CONTINENT!"

In the midst of a quarrel, His Excellency Li Zheng, the consul of Huaxia, stood up and roared: "The round eggs belong to our Huaxia and should be opened in Huaxia. There's nothing to talk about! ”

As soon as these words came out, all politicians were collectively silent.

After a while, everyone nodded unwillingly in agreement.

"Alright, open the portal in Huaxia! So, Your Excellency Li Zheng, where are you going to drive? ”

Li Zheng replied with a smile: "Hulunbuir Eastern Prairie!" ”

"OK, that's it!"

Three hours later.

The Earth Federation held a grand press conference to announce the world.

"Earth Federation Order No. 1, order: world-renowned professors of geography, astronomy, and ecology should immediately report to the local government!"

"Earth Federation Order No. 2: Order: 20 million troops in 224 regions around the world, ready for first-level combat!"

"Order No. 3 of the Earth Federation, order: The eastern steppe of Hulunbuir in China has become a military restricted area, and the three armed forces of China are on alert!"

"Earth Federation Order No. 4 ......"

"Earth Federation Order Five......

A huge sound, resounding throughout the earth.

All of humanity stopped what they were doing and listened intently......

The civilization of the human race will start today and enter an endless and glorious future.

All of this is the credit of Dandan-sama!

(Ask for tickets, ask for collections!) ）

(Let's shout: Long live Dandan!) Long live the Terrans! ）