"See...... See...... Jade emperor? "I'm panicking, why should I see the Jade Emperor and his old man, he is such a big name in the old man, I don't dare to see him......

"What, scared?" He smiled, I actually entered the illusion to see him smile for the first time, and sure enough, my husband smiled so good-looking.

As if seeing my appearance, he turned around and burst a chestnut on top of my head, I covered my smoking head in pain, but my heart was extraordinarily sweet, this action is too familiar, it is the style of my family Tian Luo Fujun.

"Are you stunned? I was so stupid to laugh when I hit him, my saliva was about to fall. He looked at me a little helplessly, probably I've never seen such a nymphomaniac, I guess I should be similar to Nangong Lie at the moment......

"It's nothing, I like you to burst my chestnuts." I smiled. The latter looked at me deeply, as if to ask if I was sick.

Oh, your snail is too tender, I don't understand it, I don't understand the mentality and mood of my old husband and wife.

I touched the hem of my head and held the snail's arm, it seems that no matter outside or in the illusion, the husband is always mine, but I have to find a way to go out early, otherwise I have to re-cultivate the relationship with the snail, how troublesome......

"Hey, by the way, what are you taking me to see the Jade Emperor?" I was so obsessed with that I forgot to ask the key questions.

He looked back at me again, and this time he was clearly saying, "Are you stupid?" Seeing that I was still confused, I had to explain carefully: "I have said it three times, you are the purple gold jade lotus in front of the Buddha's seat, caught up with the heavenly realm to set up a banquet, and was given to the Jade Emperor by the Buddha, but the Buddha took you on the way to come, and met the Dapeng bird who fled into the lower realm, and you were blown into the mortal world by the feather power of the Dapeng, and the Jade Emperor ordered the generals to look for you, and finally I found you on the Luoshui River." Now that I've found it, it's time to take you back to your life, not to mention that you're so uneasy......" The last sentence was very quiet, but I heard it very clearly.

"What did you say?" I leaned in to him and asked.

"Nothing." He looked calm.

Ah, I understand, it turns out that the ice cube face of this snail is pretended, and it is still the same as if it was holding water.

"I said you, in fact, you are not an obedient master, are you?" I hugged him and curled up next to him and asked, what if I don't hold it tight, what if I fall down?

"......," he said silently.

"When the gods are so tired, they don't dare to laugh, they don't dare to cry, they can't even refuse!" I feel that what kind of rules make our family's bohemian little snail look like this, and it doesn't have the demeanor of my husband at all, except that his skin is better than his.

"......" he remained silent.

"Why don't you be a god and go with me? Go play around, or go home with me, my house is unrestrained and unsupervised, whatever you want, you can tear it down! I smiled and said to him, "Come out with me!" I still have to go to see the Jade Emperor, although it's not a real person.

"......" He still chose to remain silent.

"Don't you answer me?" I raised an eyebrow and asked him, taking the opportunity to get closer to him.

"......" He stopped talking this time, turning his head to look at me.

"If you don't speak again, I'll insult you!" I pretended to lean forward, and his head fell back in fright.

"Hahahahaha...... "I couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh, Tian Luo, Tian Luo, I didn't expect that one day you would be teased by Xiao Cui girl and me like this......

"Have you really listened to the scriptures in front of the Buddha's seat for a thousand years?" He couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth and asked.

I looked back at him and said, "Of course...... It's not...... "I'm not that lotus flower at all, okay?"

"I don't think so." He agreed, and I ignored it. It's a fantasy anyway, and it doesn't matter what you think of me.

"Here we are." I don't know how long it took, but I felt as if I had seen the moon, and the snail finally led me to a stop at a gate.

"Nantianmen." I muttered silently, there were four great gods standing at the door, I didn't dare to approach, although it was an illusion, it looked quite real, so I didn't go up to find a beating. So he shrank behind the snail and waited for him to go first.

"Scared?" He smiled again, and it seemed that he was happy whenever I showed my timidity, which was quite similar to the one outside.

I ignored him, and just shrank behind him and let him hit the head.

"Luo Shuishen will bring Luo Jingmo and the purple gold jade lotus to meet the Jade Emperor." He bowed to the door gods, and they only looked down for a moment and said, "Give me the flowers, and you can go back to the lower realm!" ”

"Yes." He replied, took out the purple lotus from his sleeve, and motioned for me to go in, I shook my head, I don't want to go in, what should I do if you want to go back?

"Hurry up and get in." He whispered to me, I didn't want it, I shrank on the ground and didn't get up, let him pull and don't move.

"What are you delaying?" A gate god by the door asked, he walked over slowly, and the ground under his feet shook with every step, please can you not walk so heavy, I am about to pop out of the earthquake!

Tian Luo saw that the man was coming, saluted respectfully, and then gave the jade lotus to his hand: "God general, the jade lotus is here." ”

The god general took the jade lotus flower and waved his hand, "You can go back." ”

Tian Luo said that he was about to leave, and I grabbed his sleeve: "Where are you going?" ”

He pretended to be okay and replied in a low voice: "Of course I went back!" Make trouble at the gate of Nantianmen, ten is not enough to die! ”

"I don't want to die, you take me away." I dragged his arm, he tried to break free but didn't dare to move, too afraid to be seen in the clouds.

"You're not going to die!" He comforted in a low voice, "You were sent by the Buddha, and the Jade Emperor is too late to take care of it!" ”

"Then you're not with me." I'm not satisfied.

"I am a little god in the Netherworld, where is the reason to stay in the Heavenly Palace? If you don't let go, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King will see me, and I'll die! I hurriedly let go of his hand when he said this, I didn't think he would die, no, this is an illusion, it's all fake, what am I afraid of? Thinking about it, I still held him firmly: "This is all fake anyway, I won't let go if you don't take me away!"

"Where do you think it's fake? Are you dreaming? He looked at me with a look of whether you are sick or not, and Miss Xiaocui was too lazy to bother with you.

"No matter, you take me away." I dragged him to death, let him pull me to move slowly forward in the clouds and fog, and finally at the edge of the heavenly realm, he couldn't help but shake me off: "Have you made enough trouble?" As soon as my frightened hand loosened, I suddenly felt aggrieved, so I had to look at him.

"You are the Jade Lotus, the treasure given to the Jade Emperor by the Buddha, I am a little god, what reason do I have to take you away?" He reluctantly explained: "Besides, what's the benefit of you following me?" I run around in the water every day, I'm tired to death, why are you following me? Even if you are willing, the Jade Emperor is not willing? Don't make trouble with me, let me go back to the Nether, okay? I looked at him pitifully, and he couldn't help but turn his head: "Don't look at me like that, give me ten guts, I won't dare to take you away...... "The ugly girl of the peasant gate: Fairy official, please read the latest chapter of the self-respecting claw book house for free for the first time."