Chapter 576 pretending to be deaf and dumb
Chapter 576 pretending to be deaf and dumb
The bull-headed Zhenjun opened the door and came out, and saw his subordinates being beaten by Yun Sheng scurrying around:
"Avalokiteshvara! Somewhat excessive! Avalokiteshvara: "Is it too much?" ”
Yunhe Mountain people: "It's not too much at all, the Bodhisattva came to visit Zhenjun, and the pig's head actually asked the Bodhisattva to wait two hours to come again." ”
Jin Gong: "It's too much! What time has it been? Zhenjun won't just get up! ”
Kobold Military Division: "Zhenjun is in poor health, I slept a lot,
Then you can't beat people, when Niutou Mountain is a vegetable market! ”
Yun Ling'er: "Sorry!" The little brother beats him! ”
Yun Sheng rushed over and beat the dog-headed military division, and the bull-headed Zhenjun: "Hey! I really don't take this true gentleman seriously! ”
Yun Ling'er: "The dog head himself said that this is the vegetable market,
I'm going to be a vegetable market, can these scoundrels not be able to fight? ”
The dog-headed military advisor held his head in his hands: "I said there that this is a vegetable market, just to make an analogy!" ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "The inappropriateness of the metaphor is to owe a beating!" ”
The bull head is really gentleman's face is pale, Guanyin They are obviously here to find fault,
There are also three immortals to help, and their subordinates are too weak.
A hairy young man beat them to the ground,
Yun Ling'er, this girl he has seen, she is even more ruthless than this young man,
Pu Xin: "Zhenjun, let us stand here?" ”
Bull Headed True Monarch: "Please come in!" Bodhisattva, today you have to make it clear,
My person is beaten like this, how to talk about medical expenses? ”
Yun Sheng stood up suddenly: "Do you still want medical expenses?" Believe it or not, the master will fight you together! ”
The Bodhisattva scolded: "Sun Tzu, it's too much! Yunsheng: "Grandma! ”
No matter how good the temper of the bull-headed Zhenjun is, he will come to the fire: "Since the words have come to this,
Let's see a real chapter today, Ben Zhenjun is not a vegetarian. ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled: "Yo! You really can't help but be funny, angry?
You're old, is it interesting to see my grandson like you? ”
Bull Headed Zhenjun: "No! Ben Zhenjun must teach this kid a lesson. "He wants to save some face,
Guanyin Bodhisattva spread his hands: "Yunsheng! This true monarch wants to point you out and play with him! ”
The original body of the bull head Zhenjun was a cow, and after cultivating into an immortal, he became a human.
The Jade Emperor gave the bull head Zhenjun, he thought he was the red man in front of the Jade Emperor,
Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't dare to do anything to him, who was Yunsheng? Little Demon King of the Western Regions,
It doesn't matter if you are a bull head or a horse, the bull head Zhenjun stands on the horse and starts to exercise,
Wait for him to work for a week, and signal Yun Sheng to go up and beat him, this is a good thing, it's better to fight standing still,
Yun Sheng used three points of power to hit the bull-headed Zhenjun on the head with a stick,
The bull-headed Zhenjun didn't move at all, he thought it was an ordinary stick, and it would break if he hit his body.
How do you know that the Tongtian pestle is fine, the second stick Yunsheng used the eight success powers, and suddenly beat the bull-headed true monarch back to its original form,
The bull-headed Zhenjun endured it for a long time and didn't hold back, jumping up and "whooping",
Rubbing his head with both hands, the horns were beaten without one, and the original shape of the horns should be two.
On the horn that Yun Sheng just knocked on with the stick, the horn did not grow, and a fist-sized bag was raised.
The bull-headed true monarch was angry, and he was about to crash into Yun Sheng with a kick on his hind legs, and Yun Sheng jumped up,
Falling on the back of the ox, the earth demon knife slashed lightly on the pimple, and the bull-headed true monarch howled again,
The horns of the ox grew, and the blood flowed down, and the head of the ox was covered with blood.
Avalokiteshvara: "Forget it! We're not here to find fault today! ”
The bull-headed true monarch had never planted such a big face, so he rushed over again while Yunsheng was defenseless,
If it is solid now, Yun Sheng will definitely die, Yun Ling'er has made a move,
knocked Yun Sheng aside first, grabbed the horn with one hand,
The soul slashing knife shot out and cut off the horn that Yun Sheng had just punched,
This time, the bull-headed Zhenjun completely lost his temper, holding his head and shouting,
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "I just said forget it, you still engaged in sneak attacks, and you have practiced in vain for so many years. ”
The bull-headed Zhenjun stomped his foot: "I'll go to the Jade Emperor to sue you!" ”
Avalokiteshvara: "What do you sue the deity?" The first is that your people are disrespectful,
Angered my grandson, you don't care about your own men, but you want to compete with my grandson,
The sneak attack failed to be cut off by my granddaughter, these are all facts, and the three immortals can testify for me. ”
Pu Xin: "The Bodhisattva invited us to testify. ”
Yunhe; "Niu Tou, where have you gone for so many years of cultivation? What to fight with a child? ”
Golden Gong; "Their dad is gone, and it's understandable that the kids are in a bad mood."
Yang Qian's words made Niutou Zhenjun completely lose his temper:
"Grandma Bodhisattva, grandson-in-law go to Mount Tai and invite my grandmother Bixia Yuanjun over!"
Bixia Yuanjun is the mother of Erlang God Yang Jian, the sister of the Jade Emperor, and the bull-headed Zhenjun can't be provoked: "Sit down!" ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Isn't there nothing going on like this?" I told you that I came to visit you, so I asked for advice! ”
The dog-headed military advisor bandaged the head of the bull-headed Zhenjun, and the bull-headed Zhenjun kicked it away with a shout;
"Get out of the way!" The kobold military division's fart slapped on the cow's leg,
Avalokiteshvara: "The disciple of the deity was deceived and his whereabouts are unknown,
The deity came to Zhenjun to inquire, who deceived Qing Xiu? ”
Bull Head Zhenjun: "How do I know? Didn't you look for the Jade Emperor? The Jade Emperor said he didn't know, and I didn't know. ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "My granddaughter used the soul slaying knife given by Lord Yama,
Even though you can't kill it, the horns you cut off won't grow back, and you don't want that one anymore, right? ”
Niutou Zhenjun stood up: "Guanyin, you threaten me!" ”
Guanyin: "It's not a threat! My granddaughter Yun Ling'er is the granddaughter-in-law of Bixia Yuanjun,
Even if he beheads you, the Jade Emperor can't do anything to my granddaughter, do you believe it? ”
Yun Ling'er held the Soul Slashing Knife in her hand:
"Although the Soul Slashing Knife is not as powerful as my father's Zhuxian Knife, it is gone if the soul has been cut by the Soul Slaying Knife."
Yun Sheng also held the Earth Demon Knife in his hand: "Sister, is your Soul Slashing Knife powerful, or my Earth Demon Knife powerful?" ”
Yun Ling'er: "Otherwise, try it on this dog's head!" ”
The dog-headed military advisor ran away, and Yun Sheng kicked the meat and stumbled over the dog's head.
The dog-headed dog gnawed on and fell to the ground: "Don't kill me, I haven't become an immortal yet, and there is nothing left with a knife." ”
Yun Ling'er: "Moqiu, bring me the pig's head just now." ”
The pig's head was so frightened that he ran away, and when he turned around, he plunged into the well without mercy.
Moqiu reached out and grabbed both of his legs, and the pig's shoulders stuck on the wall of the well,
Grabbed the brick crack with both hands, and the magic hill was pulled off with force,
The two legs were half-pulled and carried in: "Little master, he drilled into the well, and the magic hill was pulled too hard and broken. ”
Yun Sheng went up and gave him a dozen dog sticks: "I can't do anything at all, go catch a few more!" ”
The devil ran out with his head covered,
The bull-headed true monarch understands very well that they are killing chickens to show monkeys,
The purpose is to let himself say who took He Qingxiu away, and the bull head Zhenjun knows that they won't really kill themselves.
simply pretended to be deaf and dumb, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
was guessed by the bull-headed true monarch, Guanyin Bodhisattva really has no choice,
No matter how coercion, temptation, threats and intimidation, the bull-headed true monarch is still the same.
Yun Ling'er and Yun Sheng put the knife on his neck, but he was still calm.
(End of chapter)