Zuo Rui escaped a few times with his increasingly sophisticated driving skills, and every time he came out of school, he couldn't find Zuo Rui's basin and finally couldn't help it, and finally one day he couldn't hold it back, and when he got out of class, he pulled out Zuo Rui's air skin core, and after pulling it out, he stuffed it back with a very kind one.

By the time Zori pushed the bike to the place where the bicycle was repaired, the hateful-looking basin was already standing at the door waiting for him in advance.

Mom and Dad, can I hit her!

But my dear parents have repeatedly indirectly said that as long as they don't come to the door, all the problems outside the door must be solved by Zuo Rui alone. These include learning.

So, all the way to elementary school, as long as there is anything about learning, the most common thing my father says is, "Rui, if you don't study hard, you can only marry a girl like Yu Fan when you grow up." ”

Zuo Rui's mind suddenly appeared with the appearance of the basin with teeth and claws and the big face plate hiding dirt and dirt, which was really terrifying.

But the dignified little overlord of Narcissus Village can't be timid. At the very least, on the surface, pretend that nothing happened.

"Daddy, you'd better go and yell at your chickens, don't come and yell at me." Overlord clutched the gamepad tightly and stared at Mary on the TV with his eyes.

"Okay, smash, it's fun, the game is awesome!"

Zuo Rui slanted his face and looked at his father's happy steps and wide back, although most of the time he can always deeply feel his father's selfless love, but there are always times when he will wonder if this father is his own.

"Grass." Zori finally decided to give up after killing Mary n times, not because he had lost patience with the game, but because his mind was full of crazy basins with noodles hanging on to school.

That's really horrible!

"Who did you learn to swear with?" Before the first three words could be completely spit out, Zuo Rui was slapped firmly on the back of his head.

Zuo Rui touched the back of his head, and his mother was frowning as if she had broken fifty eggs.

"Mom, can you walk a little quietly?"

"You're still in charge of me! Who made you swear? ”

Do you really want to answer this question seriously?

But looking at my mother's angry and ceremonial eyes and crossed waist, it seems that I still have to answer this question seriously.

"Of course it's me, is it you?"

"You're still sassing you!"

The slap was still in mid-air, and this slap was a trademark bluff. The witty little bully didn't dodge.

However, the unreasonable function of women is simply too powerful.

If you don't answer your question, you chase after it, and when you answer, you say I'm stubborn. This is so unreasonable.

Bawang Rui bit his chin hard with his dazzling white front teeth, of course, because our Bawang Rui is too long, he can only bite a small half of his chin. This gesture means that I don't speak, and then I take advantage of the child's height, my eyes are rolled up, my hands are on my waist, and I stare at the mother who has a mysterious expression of joy and anger, indicating that I am angry.

"Poof." Finally broke through my mother's expression that seemed to be pretending to be calm. "Bear-like, and cute."

That's right, that's how Xiaobawang determined the seat of the overlord at home.

"Son, Yu Fan has come to play with you. Hide. "Daddy's voice came from downstairs.

Ba Wang Rui closed his eyes and sighed, slowly got up from the mat, and looked downstairs from the window.

A basin, crossed and crossed, was staring at him.

It's really stubborn, rain or shine.

"Grass!"

When will such days end?

Ba Wang Rui hurriedly shrank back, and his father said that he should never clash with a woman head-on. Women should shut up when they want to quarrel, and when women want to fight, they should be ready to be beaten and protect themselves safely.

If the other party is a lesbian with a lot of attacking power, hide. It's not a shame, it's called not having the same knowledge as them.

"Zuo Rui, you come out for me." The basin plays with the voice inherited from his father.

Oh my God, I must have pouted her ancestral grave in my last life.

"Zuo Rui, come out for me!"

Sun Wukong went to the entrance of the goblin cave to save the master who was about to be stewed, and he didn't have such a ghost name.

"Little General, Zuo Rui is not at home, you can find someone else to play."

The parents, who were a little distressed that their son had been chased by this basin all day long, finally intervened.

Dear Daddy.

"Big liar, I've seen him." The basin glanced at his father, and changed his tone again, "Zuo Rui, come out quickly!"

Bang, with a crisp sound, an earth-colored solid appeared in front of his eyes like magic, followed by a subtle touch on his forehead.

"Dad, the glass in our house is broken!" Zori shouted in the direction of the staircase.

Basin, impulse is the devil, you should know by now, although the glass of our house is not expensive, but it can finally allow you to face my unconscious parents openly.

A warm current flowed through his face, gently caressing his immature cheeks, dripping on the ground, like a red immortal flower blooming....

Grass, blood.

Basin, are you embarrassed to come to me in the future?

Xiaobawang deserves to be Xiaobawang.

"Dad, tell the basin that she bleeded me." The little overlord shouted at the staircase again.

Little Overlord was like a little rooster tied up, obediently lying in his father's arms.

Basin, you're in for a big deal now.

"Little Overlord, does it hurt?" Daddy is still a millennium-old unscrupulous laugh.

"It hurts when you get the anesthetic."

"Doctor Liu, will there be a scar?" The strong mother finally shed tears that have not been seen for a thousand years.

"Yes." Dr. Liu carefully applied the last piece of tape without lifting his eyes.

Mom held Ba Wang Rui's hand and rubbed it back and forth, "Oh, son, I've taken you for ten years without a scar on your face." ”

Yes, it's all internal injuries.

Dad patted his mother on the shoulder, "Look how brave our son is, he hasn't shed a single tear, how can you cry like this when you watch a play." ”

"Play-watchers, play-watchers, play-goers!" The mother instantly changed from a sad expression to an angry expression, and slapped her father's chest with a frequency as fast as she spoke, "Your son has four stitches, and you still don't even have a serious word, you have four stitches!" Then he changed his sad expression to look at his son who was still lying on the operating table and sighed: "What can I do in the future, how can I please my daughter-in-law after the scar on my face." ”

"It's okay, our son looks like you. It looks good even if it has a scar. ”

Overlord Rui's head was tilted 30 degrees again, and there was a small person standing on the side of the wall, with his head down, looking like he had smashed other people's children.

Oops mom, my head hurts. Why does it hurt so much.

Dad followed Ba Wang Rui's eyes, hooked his finger towards the corner of the wall, raised his head in the basin, glanced at this side evadantly, and then lowered his head and moved it timidly.

"Do you know it's wrong?" The tone of the father as if the other party only smashed the glass of his own house, the eyes of the mother were always staring at Zuo Rui, Zuo Rui saw that his mother didn't want to pay attention to this girl now, and he was a little happy in his heart.

Girl, you need a woman to fix you.

"Hmm..."The head that was already against the basin was folded back in, and he nodded sincerely and shamefully.

"You can't smash other people's glass in the future, you know."

And your son, Zori added in his heart.

"Hmm..."

"Our family Zuo Rui was smashed by you, and I will have to rely on you to cover me at school in the future, can you do it?" Zuo Rui sighed in his heart, what the hell is this, dad, how can you use your methods of rectifying poor students at school on your own son who is still lying on the operating table in the hospital.

The basin nodded very sincerely, and then raised his eyes and looked at Ba Wang Rui lying on the operating table guiltily.

It's okay not to look at it, but as soon as he saw it, he began to feel aggrieved, a handful of snot and tears, crying more sadly than his mother.

Stop, how can my dignified little overlord of Xianshui Village need a basin with extreme emotions and strange behavior to cover it!

Dad, this beam is over.

"Okay, Zuo Rui get up, I still have patients waiting to lie down." Dr. Liu urged with a cold face.

If this didn't happen, the basin would only occasionally come to the door of the house a few times, but since his head was smashed by him, every day, every day! Relying on his identity as the perpetrator, as soon as he has time, as long as he doesn't go to class, he comes to the door of Bawangrui's house, and the door of the class is blocked.

I thought this time was enough to make this girl stop for a few days. Unexpectedly, my father's sentence "I rely on you to cover it" actually made her enter the house openly after breaking into the goods once.

Conspiracy, it's all conspiracy.

There were still ten minutes before class ended, and that little head was dangling at the door of his class again.

You just skip a grade! If you have the ability to skip a grade, come to a class with me! Thankfully, you're not IQ enough!

Ba Wang Rui roared inwardly.

I remembered the scene when I saved this troublesome bag back then, and I met the devil impulsively!

"Zori!" A real roar comes to mind in front of the blackboard.

It's all in the same class, what are you yelling at! Chinese New Year! Shoot it! Deaf or whatever!

Zuo Rui hates others yelling at him the most in his life, probably because the family is too harmonious, squeamish, and can't stand it.

"What!" Zuo Rui glared and roared back at the source of the sound.

Grass, forget, the timbre will change when the Chinese teacher roars.

"Huh? You're amazing,"

The Chinese teacher surnamed Liu walked quickly towards him, still holding an assignment book in his hand, fortunately, it was not a book.

Prepare for the action, hold your head.

Poor head.

Sure enough, the Chinese teacher slapped him on the shoulder with ease, and broke his voice while beating: "You kid, you dare not write your homework, you dare to hand in a notebook, you dare to write your name, you are still sitting cross-legged, are you an old monk, still meditating, why don't you ascend to heaven and become a god." You're so capable! ”

Two questions, please don't use "you girl" to continue to use you kid when scolding, second, the old monk and the gods are not a religion, look confused when you read Journey to the West.

But the hero doesn't fight with Lao Liu, and Lao Liu will sue if he is meticulous.

"Stand up." After the Chinese teacher finished the continuous mechanical movement, he always had to yell again, and after the roar, he pointed to the corner of the wall and said again, "Face the wall!" ”

Finally gave up the basin that shook at the door, and rushed directly into the classroom under some kind of strong kinetic energy.

"Don't hit him!" The basin has two eyes horizontal, and it looks like it can be put together immediately.

Zuo Rui sighed, shame, you're late, you're done, let me honestly go to the wall, big basin.

"Which class are you from?" The Chinese teacher gave up yelling, probably because his voice was not good, after all, he yelled every day.

"You're not allowed to hit him." The basin pointed at the Chinese teacher, and his shining eyes were breathing fire.

Shame on you. Lost to the gym teacher's house.

"I'll ask you which class you're in!" Still have to roar.

Lao Liu, if you let her smash your head, she will be obedient.

The basin did not answer this question, it seems that the IQ is still saved, very saved.

Then came a low cry, a low snicker. The bear kid kicked the teacher and ran away.

All the people were immersed in the surprise of attacking the teacher, only Zuo Rui's face did not change color.

Can you save snacks and make a basin quietly?

There are a large number of Chinese teachers or adults, and there is no indication that they want to care about that kick. He turned around sensibly and looked at Zuo Rui in the corner with a look.

said calmly: "Zuo Rui, I have changed my mind, you don't have to stand, squat." ”

Grass, holding.

You did it on purpose, Lao Liu, I just applied with you to go to the toilet and was rejected.

Basin!

Why don't you go to Liangshan!

Liu Fei!

When it comes to falling in love and killing each other, I've never lost anyone!