After sending everyone away, Lin Ran suddenly discovered an embarrassing problem, that is, he didn't seem to know how to get out of here.

When he promised to let those guys leave, a stream of information poured into his mind, and he knew how to let those guys go, but that was just to let the group of prisoners leave, how should he leave? There was nothing in the message.

Helpless! I asked in my heart about that person.

"Who, how am I going to get out of here?"

The voice of the man with obvious disdain sounded in his head.

"How else can I leave? Of course you want to leave and leave. ”

Lin Ran was powerless to complain about that answer, he left if he wanted to, he wanted to leave now, why.........

Hey!

The scene changed again and again, and Lin Ran returned to his mansion before he could come back to his senses.

touched his face, and couldn't help but admire that person in his heart, it was indeed he who left when he wanted to, and he had nothing to say.

Before Lin Ran could sit down and rest for a while, a voice came from outside his mansion.

"Prison Chief, the lower officials have come to inform the adults that the Pan Tao Banquet is about to start."

Hearing the voice outside the mansion, Lin Ran was also slightly stunned, the peach banquet was about to start? It shouldn't be!

He's only been in that prison world for half a day, and there's still more than a day to go!

Could it be that the creatures of the Heavenly Court have such a good concept of time, and they go to do something a day in advance

Suddenly, Lin Ran thought of a possibility, that is, the time flow rate of the prison world and the Heavenly Court world was different, and only in this way could it be explained.

Thinking that he had figured this out, Lin Ran thought of the things he told those puppets to do, you must know that he was going to retreat after attending the dinner, and those things must be taken away.

After thinking about it, he said to the real person outside the mansion.

"Which old white, you go first, I still have a little thing to do, I'll go right away, don't worry! It won't be long in coming. ”

On the periphery of Lin Ran's mansion, the real person frowned after hearing Lin Ran's words, he didn't understand what Lin Ran was doing, you must know that the Pan Tao banquet was very important, and no accidents were allowed, he really didn't want anything to happen at this time.

But there is no way, Lin Ran's strength has reached the peak of quasi-sainthood after becoming the prison warden, coupled with the special identity of the prison warden, even the Jade Emperor does not dare to let the other party do what he is unwilling to do, let alone he, the Jade Emperor's henchman.

He sighed in his heart, said "Farewell to the lower official", and then turned around and disappeared outside Lin Ran's mansion.

Lin Ran waited for a while after the other party disappeared, and after making sure that the true person had really left, he cautiously left his mansion, and arrived at the Heavenly Court Prison in a few moments.

Dodging into the empty square of nearly 1,000 square meters, he snapped his fingers, and the puppets who collected things appeared one after another, and after a while, five or six piles of things were piled up on this empty square, among which there were countless treasures of the exercises.

Looking at these five or six piles of things, Lin Ran couldn't help but sigh at his cleverness, fortunately he had been prepared, and asked the middle-aged beautiful woman for a storage ring.

Now that he has a storage ring, he can take them with him.

With a wave of his hand, all these things appeared on the space ring on Lin Ran's right hand, and Lin Ran's mind sensed that there were many things in this space ring.

Without careful calculation, with a wave of his hand, he dispersed the group of puppets, and then left the Heavenly Court Prison and walked towards the Yao Chi in his impression.

As in myths and legends, the place where the peach banquet was held was where the queen mother's Yao Chi was located.

Halfway through the journey, Lin Ran saw more than a dozen figures in front of him, although he didn't know each other, but Lin Ran could recognize the identity of the other party at a glance, and the dozen or so shiny heads proved that they were from Buddhism.

The little head is gurgling, anyway, I'm going to leave today, so it's better to play with the following Buddhist people. Anyway, he just doesn't like the people who look at Buddhism.

With a mind in mind, he shouted ahead.

"Master! The master in front stays behind. ”

The dozen or so bald heads in front of them collectively turned around and looked at Lin Ran suspiciously

What about Lin Ran? After the other party turned his head, he put his hands together, performed a Buddha salute, and said.

"That Amitabha, how many masters are there?"

Those dozen or so people from Buddhism don't care what they do, anyway, they look very good, seeing Lin Ran saluting them, they are also returning the salute to Lin Ran, what is the good donor, the donor is good.

After the two sides finished saluting, one of the dozen monks walked out and asked Lin Ran.

"This donor, I don't know what it is to stop us?"

Lin Ran secretly said that the fish was hooked, showing a distressed look, and said.

"Masters, the boy once heard from a friend that the Buddha once said that the sea of bitterness is boundless, and the truth is that he will put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, I don't know if this is true or false."

More than a dozen monks glanced at each other, some of them didn't understand why Lin Ran said this.

Although I was puzzled, but what kind of bitter sea is boundless to turn back to the shore, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground their Buddha did say it nodded and said.

"The Lord did say it, I don't know why this benefactor asked this."

Lin Ran smiled secretly in his heart, he said that it was good, and he said that it would be better to pit them next.

With a look of joy on his face, he once again made a Buddhist salute to these dozen monks and said.

"The kid did something wrong before, and he wanted to die, but the ants still steal his life, and the kid hasn't lived enough, so he naturally doesn't want to die. But the kid doesn't die and can't pay for the mistakes he made, so ...... The kid chose a compromise method, that is, to enter my Buddha Gate, and the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha accompanied me for the rest of my life to make up for the mistakes the kid had made before. ”

More than a dozen monks glanced at each other again, and said the same person before.

"I don't know what kind of mistake this donor has done, and he will apologize for it."

Lin Ran really wanted to press the monk who asked him to the ground and beat him, what does it mean to apologize for his crime with death! Who did he offend? Why do you want to die to apologize!

But who let him say that before, at this time, he could only sigh helplessly, wave his hand and say.

"Don't mention the past, now the kid just wants to enter my Buddhism, in order to make up for the mistakes he has made, I don't know if several masters are willing to fulfill the kid."

More than a dozen monks looked embarrassed, they were just arhats in Buddhism, not bodhisattvas, let alone Buddhas, if Lin Ran was just an ordinary person, or a low-level cultivator, they could casually promise thousands and hundreds.

But this is Yaochi, and the peach banquet is about to start, and 99% of those who can be here are participating in the peach banquet.

And those who can be invited by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to participate in the peach banquet have the lowest identities at the same level as them, and now looking at Lin Ran's appearance, the strength can't see through, the realm can't see through, and people can't see through it, they agreed, if there is an accident, then who to cry to?

Lin Ran instantly saw the other party's thoughts, his face instantly straightened, his hands folded and he learned from them, and said seriously.

"Amitabha, my Buddha once sacrificed his life to eat birds, and even said that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, a few senior brothers also please fulfill the junior brothers!"

This time, it was the turn of these dozen monks, and they couldn't wait to press Lin Ran to the ground and hammer it.

Sacrifice yourself to feed "birds", is that a bird? That's the Peacock Daming King, it's Dapeng.

If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, this is obviously what the King of the Earth Bodhisattva said, and who of them said that they would give up themselves to fulfill Lin Ran? No, not one.

Lin Ran didn't give the other party time to react at all, he came to them in three or two steps, performed a Buddha salute again, and said.

"This matter has been decided so happily, by the way, senior brother, you are also participating in the Pan Tao banquet, and it just so happens that I am too. Let's go, let's go together. ”

As he spoke, he came to the front of this group of monks and walked towards the peach banquet.

A group of monks wanted to refuse, but there was no way, Lin Ran just pretended not to hear or see.

There was no way, their group of monks could only follow Lin Ran to Yaochi to participate in the Pan Tao Banquet, only hoping that Lin Ran would be able to separate from them after arriving at the Pan Tao Banquet.

It's just that they would never have thought that waiting for them after arriving at the Pan Tao Banquet would be an even more cruel reality......

Along the way, Lin Ran exerted his shameless spirit to the extreme, and the group of monks said to him that he couldn't hear it, but he was talking about what the group of monks said?

"I don't know the name of my senior brother?"

"Oh, it turned out to be Senior Brother Fuhu, then this should be Senior Brother Descending Dragon!"

"Huh! Why don't you see Avalokiteshvara? Could it be that Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't look down on heaven, so he didn't come. ”

"That's right! What ability can Heavenly Court compare with our Buddhism, even if it is the Taoism behind Heavenly Court...... Whining! ”

Lin Ran didn't finish his words this time, and was covered by the Fuhu Arhat.

This group of arhats all looked at Lin Ran with unkind faces, as if Lin Ran would kill Lin Ran if he said one more word.

Lin Ran also knew that he was happy to say that he had leaked his mouth for a while, so he slapped his mouth, and then said with a smile.

"I'm sorry! Ladies and gentlemen. I was also careless... Accidentally. ”

A group of arhats breathed a sigh of relief after seeing that Lin Ran no longer said those taboos, and then each stepped back to keep a certain distance from Lin Ran, trying to pretend that they didn't know Lin Ran.

What about Lin Ran? He is like a plaster for a dog's skin...... Wrong! It was Lin Ran who stuck to them, and no matter how they dodged, they couldn't hide.

In this way, in Lin Ran's torture, they finally came to the entrance of Yao Chi.

As soon as they arrived, the eighteen Arhats looked in one direction with joy on their faces, and Lin Ran followed their gaze and found that there was a woman stepping on the lotus platform and radiating a holy light all over her body.

Needless to say, it must be the great compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Although he doesn't like Buddhism very much, Lin Ran still has a little bit of a good impression of Guanyin, a Bodhisattva who likes it and suffers, and the Jizo King Bodhisattva who made a grand wish that hell will not be empty and not become a Buddha.

Speaking of this, I have to talk about why Lin Ran doesn't like Buddhism?

Very simple! Because of the Buddhist rules that put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, the boundless sea of suffering, and the Buddhist rules of breaking off the seven emotions and six desires when becoming a monk.

No matter how big a mistake you make, as long as you become a monk, Buddhism will say in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner, "Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground." ”

Well? If your Buddhism is the best in the world, you are invincible, you are qualified to say that, but you are not, what qualifications do you have?

What is the purpose of law and morality?

And the severance of seven emotions and six desires, don't be kidding! If you cut off seven emotions and six desires, is it still human? There are a few of the Buddhists who can really cut off the seven emotions and six desires.

I can't say that there is no one, but there will definitely not be more than ten.

Of course, Lin Ran just didn't like this rule, some Buddhist principles of Buddhism were still quite good, and he even had some respect for some very few Buddhist principles.

This can only be said that Lin Ran is a contradiction, likes and dislikes.

Follow these eighteen arhats to that Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva.

After the eighteen Arhats came to Guanyin Bodhisattva's side, they said hello, and obediently walked behind Guanyin Bodhisattva, looking at their noses and noses, and looking at their hearts, no one said anything, and they didn't pay attention to Lin Ran.

Lin Ran, opposite Guanyin Bodhisattva, looked at Guanyin curiously, and Guanyin was also looking at him curiously.

Looking at this compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, Lin Ran asked a question for no reason.

"Master Guanyin, I don't know if you are a man or a woman?"

Lin Ran dared to swear that after hearing his question, the expression on Guanyin's face stiffened for a moment, although it only recovered in an instant, but it was still clearly captured by Lin Ran.

Guanyin Bodhisattva did not answer Lin Ran's question directly, but asked Lin Ran.

"I don't know the name of this Taoist friend, what kind of school and sect does he come from?"

Lin Ran knew in his heart that this was to probe his own backstage, if the backstage was hard and didn't provoke himself, if the backstage was not hard, then hehe.

Just like the goblins in Journey to the West, all those who have a backstage are fine, and all those who don't have a backstage are all killed by Sun Wukong... Reality, naked reality.

Touching his nose, he laughed twice.

"I can't tell Guanyin Bodhisattva about my name for the time being, as for what sect and sect? The kid has no door and no faction, and he is alone. ”

Lin Ran obviously felt that after he said this, Guanyin Bodhisattva's attitude towards him was obviously a little colder.

Ignoring Lin Ran anymore, he turned around and entered the Yao Pond with the eighteen Arhats.

Who is Lin Ran? Absolute bad person, he has always ignored people, how can anyone ignore his reasoning, so I wrote down this account in my heart and decided to settle accounts with Buddhism for a while.

I have to say that someone is really quite cautious.

After taking a look around, he found that this peach banquet was quite lively, and people kept walking towards the entrance of Yao Chi from different directions, among which Lin Ran also met two or three familiar faces.

For example, the real person who is suspected of being too platinum star, the two guys who have had a relationship with him in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

nodded, it was regarded as a greeting, and then Lin Ran also entered this Yao Pond.

How do you say that? This situation and this scene should only exist in the sky, how can the world smell it a few times.

Entering this Yao Pond, Lin Ran felt that he had entered another world, the fairy aura was beautiful, and Lin Ran looked like a countryman entering the city.

When I was a little amazed at the exquisiteness of this Yao Pond, the real person who had attained the Tao came to Lin Ran's side and bowed to Lin Ran and said.

"Prison Commander, the Jade Emperor has arranged a seat for you, please come with me."

As he spoke, he made a gesture of invitation to Lin Ran.

Lin Ran first nodded at this enlightened real person, and then led by the other party, he walked towards the seat that the Jade Emperor had prepared for him.

As he walked, he thought about how to pull the group of people from the Buddha Gate into the water.

Arriving at the banquet venue, Lin Ran found that this banquet was similar to that depicted in the earth world, it was an open-air venue. There are rows of banquets on both sides of the venue.

Directly above the middle of the two sides, there are tall and delicate tables that are taller and more delicate than those ordinary banquets, which are estimated to be used by the Jade Emperor.

On either side of the Jade Emperor's desk, there are two desks that are slightly inferior to the Jade Emperor.

Led by this enlightened real person, Lin Ran came to a desk on the left side of the Jade Emperor.

Lin Ran had just sat down, and the Jade Emperor appeared on the desk in the middle, and to his right there was also an old man in Taoist clothes with white eyebrows and white beard.

Seeing this appearance, Lin Ran immediately thought of Lao Tzu's doppelganger Taishang Laojun.

The old man in Taoist clothes with white eyebrows and white beard also turned his head to look at Lin Ran when Lin Ran looked at him, nodded to Lin Ran with a smile, and then looked at the field.

After a while, the guests who came to participate in the Pan Tao banquet sat down one after another, and after careful counting, there were no less than 1,000 people.

After everyone sat down, the Jade Emperor also took on the role of host, raised his wine glass, and then said a lot.

In Lin Ran's opinion, the Jade Emperor at this time was like the principal of the school when he was in school, saying a bunch of brainwashing words to brainwash the students before the start of school.

When the Jade Emperor said those useless things, the Guanyin Bodhisattva at the middle level of this peach banquet looked at Lin Ran's place fiercely, and found that Lin Ran was looking at her with a smile on his face.

In an instant, Guanyin Bodhisattva felt bad, he was Guanyin Bodhisattva in Buddhism, and his status could be said to be second only to the Buddha, but even if she was as powerful as her, she could only be ranked in the middle level, and now Lin Ran was sitting next to the Jade Emperor.

Although the arrangement of the seats is not according to the realm of strength, it is also a manifestation of identity, just like the Jade Emperor himself is only a quasi-saint realm, but don't forget that he has the title of the Supreme of the Three Realms, and there is a Dao Ancestor behind him.

Even if you are a saint, you have to be polite when you see the Jade Emperor.

I felt that something bad was going to happen, and I couldn't help but look back at the eighteen Arhats.

After all, in her opinion, Lin Ran was with the Eighteen Arhats, and if Lin Ran did anything bad, it must have something to do with the Eighteen Arhats.

Shirk responsibility, not only human beings, but also the gods and Buddhas?

The Jade Emperor babbled on a lot of useless brainwashing words, and finally said something serious at the end.

"In addition to holding the Pan Tao Banquet today, there is one more thing that needs to be celebrated together, that is, our Heavenly Court Prison Warden, who has been vacant for nearly a hundred years, finally has someone to serve again!"

"In addition to holding the Pan Tao Banquet today, there is one more thing that needs to be celebrated together, that is, our Heavenly Court Prison Warden, who has been vacant for nearly a hundred years, finally has someone to serve again!"

The words of the Jade Emperor fell, and the entire Pan Tao banquet was quiet, except for those who had known for a long time, the rest of the people, whether they were loose cultivators, Bodhisattva Buddhas, or people in the Daomen, were all unbelievable.

Most of them know what position the Heavenly Court Prison Director is, although they can have the strength of the top supernatural power the moment they become the Heavenly Court Prison Warden, but Shan Fan becomes the Heavenly Court Prison Warden, and the lifespan of that one can exceed a hundred years.

Except for a few extremists, no one wants to become the warden of Heavenly Court at all, and the approval of Heavenly Court Prison is required to become the warden of Heavenly Court, so since he was hung up in Heavenly Court Prison, there has been no new director of Heavenly Court for nearly a hundred years. Now the words of the Jade Emperor are tantamount to depth charges.

After a short silence, the entire Pan Tao banquet suddenly boiled, and one by one they scrambled to discuss which one dared to take the position of the warden of the Heavenly Court.

Even some smart people have already set their eyes on Lin Ran, who was sitting next to the Jade Emperor, and that Guanyin Bodhisattva was like this.

Looking at Lin Ran's gaze, there was a mixture of disbelief and a hint of worry.

If Lin Ran was just an ordinary casual cultivator, he could ignore it if he had no sect or sect, but the other party was the warden of the Heavenly Court, and with this special identity, even the two saints of their Buddhism would not dare to offend too much, if the other party wanted to do something that harmed the Buddhism, then it seemed that they could only suffer obediently?

For a moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva felt bad, and there was a very, very unpleasant feeling.

It is said that a woman's sixth sense is exceptionally good, and this Guanyin Bodhisattva should be a woman, because after Lin Ran finished speaking, he looked at him after the Jade Emperor said and stood up with a dry cough and said.

"Hello everyone! In Xia Lin Ran, it was originally a casual cultivator, although he became the warden of this Heavenly Court due to an accident, but since he has become the warden of the Heavenly Court, with the offerings of the Heavenly Court, he will definitely do a good job in my position as the prison warden, and he will not bend the law for personal gain, everyone can rest assured. ”

As he spoke, he paused for a moment, then turned his head to look at Guanyin Bodhisattva, with a smile on his face, and continued.

"Also, I have a piece of news for you......"

That Guanyin Bodhisattva secretly said in his heart after seeing Lin Ran looking at him, "I want to suffer", and wanted to leave as soon as possible, but now that he was in the Pan Tao Banquet, unless something happened that threatened the life and death of Heavenly Court, he couldn't leave even if he wanted to.

Thousands of thoughts flashed quickly in his heart, inferring how Lin Ran would frame him next, how to pour dirty water on their Buddha Sect?

Lin Ran did not disappoint Guanyin Bodhisattva, and said with a smile.

"Fellow Daoists, just ......"