Boom Boom Boom ————

As soon as these words came out, Su Xiaoyi's laughter stopped abruptly, and he turned to look at Diao Chan in disbelief.

Diao Chan is only 18 years old, so she is pregnant? I haven't seen her for a few days, and I'm pregnant with her big brother Kang? That's fast enough, I guess I do it more than five or six times a day.

The more I thought about Su Xiaoyi, the more obscene she became, although I felt a little uncomfortable in my heart, but for the sake of face, I had to hold on to it and no longer be sad.

"Congratulations, early birth of a noble son, then Diao Chan, I should go, farewell, there is a chance for your brother Kang to invite me to a wedding wine." Su Xiaoyi showed a "smile", said with his hands apologetic, arched his hands.

Smack——————!

The sound of a slap was loud, and a big palm print appeared on Su Xiaoyi's face, and the red warning made Su Xiaoyi's old face hot.

"Bastard !!" Diao Chan pointed at Su Xiaoyi's nose, trembling with anger, she didn't expect Su Xiaoyi to be so second-handed, second-class had to make herself desperate, and lowered her head speechlessly.

“....... Why hit me, I wish you how good it is!! Isn't it just not going to give you a red envelope? I'll just give it to you later, why are you so violent. ”

Su Xiaoyi disagreed, continued his thoughts, touched his red and swollen old face, and looked at it with an innocent expression.

"You........ You wolf-hearted, do you know whose baby is in my belly?? You actually say such a thing. ”

Seeing this, Diao Chan trembled with anger, glaring at Su Xiaoyi viciously, with a murderous gaze. If eyes can kill, it is estimated that Su Xiaoyi has died countless times.

"Isn't that your eldest brother Yasu?" Su Xiaoyi still didn't understand and insisted on his own statement.

Papapa———— Tatata!!

Diao Chan exhaled, took out a broom from somewhere, and without saying a word, it was a fierce beating, and the strength was very strong, which made Su Xiaoyi scream.

Diao Chan doesn't want to continue to beat around the bush with Su Xiaoyi, so as not to say that the baby in her arms belongs to someone else, and she is such a cheap woman? Casually put a green hat on the man you identify with?

"Whoaoo Diao Chan, why are you beating me, if you have something to say, don't do it, lest you get a tire gas for a while, and I can't afford to pay for it. ”

Su Xiaoyi jumped around, hiding Diao Chan's wave after wave of fierce beatings.

Su Xiaoyi is very funny now, like a little kid who was punished by his old mother, hiding and covering himself, so that Diao Chan is not satisfied.

"Hmph, stinky bastard, you have a little conscience, you know that I have fetal gas, otherwise my aunt will have to cripple you if she has a miscarriage today." Hearing this, Diao Chan crossed Yang Liu's waist, like a white swan who won a battle, pointing at Su Xiaoyi and smiling.

“.........”

As soon as the strong Diao Chan came out, Su Xiaoyi looked at each other, lowered his head and didn't dare to say anything, like a cramped shrimp that couldn't continue to swim in the river and swing.

Boom————!

Diao Chan quietly bypassed Su Xiaoyi, as if thinking about something, hugged Su Xiaoyi tightly from the back, and said with a smile:

"Brother Xiaoyi, Xiaochan, I miss you so much, do you want me?"

"Diao Chan, you are pregnant with someone else's baby, can you be self-respecting, so that your husband may beat me when he sees it, don't be like the Fengyue woman."

Su Xiaoyi stretched out his hand and beat Diao Chan's hand around him mercilessly, and shouted in fear.

Bang ———— Bang Bang!

"Tell you to continue talking nonsense, the old lady is your baby in her belly, and Brother Kang, why don't you go to heaven??"

Diao Chan once again beat Su Xiaoyi's old face, and his hands were even more ruthless, not sloppy at all, and every slap was extra loud.

"What !!" Su Xiaoyi was shocked and looked at Diao Chan in disbelief.

In this matter, Su Xiaoyi's heart is broken, what is the situation? Are you recognizing your husband? Didn't I just kiss you, is it really like my mother said, kissing the mouth will get pregnant?

Su Xiaoyi really wanted to say something like this: "Ni Mei, pregnant and said that the child's father is me and me?" Are you still unreasonable? ”

Of course, Su Xiaoyi didn't remember that scene in his heart, after all, it was very unrealistic for him, it was just like a dream.

"Hmph, you forgot? That day, Senior Sister's Shide Building had a good night, and you wanted to give this girl a clean meal, wipe your mouth and leave? There is nothing so cheap in the world. Diao Chan pouted, opened her beautiful eyes wide, and spoke with a slightly nervous expression.

"Damn, isn't that a dream? Could it be that in the dream I snapped you, and the reality of the pregnancy is mine? I said Diao Chan, are you unreasonable? ”

Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi shouted in surprise, and even more couldn't understand Diao Chan.

I wonder if Diao Chan didn't want her anymore because his husband made her belly bigger, and now he came to find himself as a full-time spare tire to replace the vacancy?

Why does Su Xiaoyi have this thought, because Su Xiaoyi found that there are also real women in the King Continent, just like Luna, because Zhuang Zhou said that Sun Wukong is a hero of the world, she threw herself into her arms, and turned a blind eye to herself, a handsome guy who thinks about her everywhere.

even almost killed herself, this kind of female Su Xiaoyi was afraid, and she would not have a little intersection with her in the future, but God let the two of them be together forever, creating and making people.

Boom————!

"Dream you big-headed ghost, you dream that kind of dream will be forgotten, right? Why not, except that this girl melted for you, you think. "Hearing this, Diao Chan doesn't have a good airway, and he doesn't even keep his reserve.

She had retained too much reserve before, which led to a brush with Su Xiaoyi, and now she asked for no reservation, leaving only a reason to love him.

"........" Su Xiaoyi was stunned, completely sluggish, and his head entered a temporary short circuit, as if he was dizzy.

Diao Chan didn't interrupt Su Xiaoyi, after all, no one could accept the fact that she was pregnant, let alone Su Xiaoyi, who was constantly misunderstanding herself.

In Su Xiaoyi's mind, Xiao Xi's pleasant royal sister's voice sounded, although there was some ridicule, but the royal sister added the previous loli factor.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, master, congratulations, I gave birth to a noble son early, I won the lottery at one time, I guess it's a fat doll, it's amazing."

"Ni Mei, Po Xiaoxi, you will talk nonsense to me again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will also let you try the effect of pregnancy? Let you also give birth to a system elf? ”

Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi's already depressed mood became even more melancholy, and he scolded Xiaoxi angrily, and made a lustful appearance.

Seeing this, Xiao Xi covered her mouth and said nothing, but she still did not hide her ridiculous expression, but was more strict and unscrupulous.

"What? Su Xiaoyi: Your wife is pregnant? Damn, congratulations. ”

Xiao Xi's voice startled Bao Xi, who was working, and then Bao Xi put down what she was doing, and hurriedly congratulated her, beaming with joy.

"Your wife...... Ali? Irelia? Gu Xun'er? Suya? Who is Shi Xiaodie? Murong Xue (Princess Jin) also congratulated Su Xiaoyi in surprise, her eyes were full of confusion.

"Hahahaha, are you sure you don't like to be a father? As far as Su Xiaoyi is concerned, how could that child paper be his? ”

The Exquisite Queen is different from others, somewhat similar to Xiao Xi, with a sneering face, and beautiful big eyes showing the word disbelief.

"Ni Mei, I think you want to get pregnant too, right? Then tonight, brother will let you try it too, and see if my brother's winning rate is big. ”

..........

Don't worry, Diao Chan's pregnancy is fake, and it is a few nonsense things that ancient doctors talked about

Su Xiaoyi is even more unlikely to like to be a father, it's just that the title party has been a bit out of outline recently, let me think about it.

I'll work the morning shift on Friday, and I'll see if I have a chance.

(End of chapter)