"Which one didn't have long eyes to hit the old lady me!" She rubbed my chest, scolded and turned her head, and then she was as surprised as I was, and then the look of surprise crawled all over her face, and she said with a little flattery: "Yo, which lady is this?" This fall is distressing! Then she held out her hand to me.

Vomit! I resisted the nausea in my heart! Dare to love this old lady didn't recognize me now, after all, I was still Biluo, thinking that I ignored her hand, stood up from the ground, and patted the dust on my body: "Don't dare to work hard Mother-in-law." ”

"Uh." She smiled awkwardly: "I don't know how old the girl is today?" Can there be a home? ”

I see! This old lady wants to tell me about matchmaking! Anyway, when I was an ugly girl before, it was hard to invite her! Thinking of this, I can't help but think a little about her.

"Back to my mother-in-law, I haven't allowed anyone yet." I'm pretending to be shy, and I'll see what she says.

"No good, no good!" She probably didn't expect it, and couldn't help but say to herself happily.

I pretended to be embarrassed and stared at her with wide eyes: "How can my mother-in-law talk like this, as soon as I treat a woman, my mother-in-law actually said that it is good not to allow others!" Where am I inferior to others? How did you offend your mother-in-law and get your mother-in-law to treat her so viciously? If others listen to me and say that I am misbehaving, which matchmaker will dare to come to the house in the future? As I spoke, tears fell, pear blossoms brought rain, and passers-by stood onlookers, condemning the viciousness of this matchmaker, she was speechless for a while, her face was flushed, and her forehead was dripping with sweat.

But the more she said, the more people gathered around here to condemn her, and when everyone's attention was on the matchmaker, I quietly got out of the crowd with my cat body, and just walked out of the straightened up, but I saw Mo Shaoqing out of the medical hall, and happened to turn around and see me!

"Girl!" He called out to me, and I hurriedly turned around and ran through the crowd towards the alley! I knew that I wouldn't waste time with the matchmaker, but now if I was caught up by Mo Shaoqing again, it would be over! Out of the alley, shuttling through the crowd on the street, turning around, and hiding directly in another alley. Leaning against the bluestone wall, he watched Mo Shaoqing go straight to the front, and then sighed heavily. When I looked down, I saw that the gorgeous clothes on my body had slowly turned into Heisei coarse cloth clothes.

It's time to go home. I said in my heart, looking at Mo Shaoqing who was far away, with a smile on the corner of my mouth.

"Ugly girl, you're in a good mood." Humming a little song on the way home, Tian Luo suddenly said to me.

"That's true." I replied with a smile.

It was quiet, as if there was a sudden silence, and there was still someone talking to me, but it was a little uncomfortable to stop suddenly.

"Now, what's next?" I volunteered to ask.

"Let's see. Also, I'm going to take a break recently, and I can't recover my mana for the time being. Tian Luo replied for a while.

What a thing! As a half-immortal, how could it be so useless, I complained in my heart angrily, but I did rely on him to help a lot today! Thinking about it, he suddenly felt that it was not a big deal for him to recuperate, but he would see Mo Shaoqing a few days later.

At night, the lights are on.

Which guy told me he had a small meal? It's said that the appetite for a stick of incense is now that I have ordered the fifth! I glanced at the snail who was enjoying it next to me angrily, I couldn't make a sound, in his words, it was the mana lost because of me, and naturally I had to make up for it. In order to meet Mo Shaoqing next time, I endure! Pity me for spending all my savings on the escape that I have been preparing for so many years to buy incense!

Thinking of the folding fan I brought back today, I picked it up and rubbed it, opened it and took a look, I don't know if it was painted by Mo Shaoqing himself, whether it was or not, I still like it! This is Mo Shaoqing's personal thing! I couldn't help but hold it in my arms.

"Ugly girl, in the middle of the night, don't use that nostalgic look." The snail's voice sounded particularly harsh.

"I can't hear you." I replied, continuing to rub the folding fan.

"It's ugly enough, and you've become deaf again, God really won't leave you!" He seemed to be talking to himself, but he was telling me word by word.

"You can't eat and your mouth is idle?" I glared back at him.

"That's right." He smiled, and I gave him a disdainful look as I continued to look at my beloved folding fan.

"Ugly girl, why do you paint so many eggs on the wall?" That snail is really not very pleasant, which pot is not opened.

I looked up at the circle on the wall - it was obviously a circle, so I wrote it so as not to make my father and mother feel strange, it was really a bit like an egg...... "Eat your food, the tube is wide." I replied angrily.

"If you don't eat it, some people won't be able to see some people, and I can't do anything about it!" He said lightly.

Damn, learn smart! I even knew that Mo Shaoqing was threatening me! I turned around and glanced at him viciously, if it weren't for seeing Mo Shaoqing, I would be afraid that you would starve to death?

"That's what I used to count things myself." I don't look over, and replied helplessly, for the sake of Mo Shaoqing, this girl endures.

"What?" He was curious.

How can there be such a verbose snail, you say? I endured the impatience in my heart and replied in a good voice: "Grievances." ”

"Grievance? Can grievances be counted? He said with some surprise, looking up at the dense eggs on the wall: "How many grievances have you suffered!" ”

"In the last year, the increase has been extraordinarily fast." I looked at the lights in front of me and couldn't help but feel a little gloomy.

"A year ago?" He was puzzled.

"It's the year my father and mother had a son!" I'm really too lazy to explain.

"Uh." He answered lightly, and spoke again after a long time: "Ugly girl......"

"Do you have any more questions?" I turned around and said irritably, the girl's good mood has been ruined by your broken problems!

"No, I'd say I'm full." He looked at me pitifully, and for a moment my heart softened again.

"Got it."

"An ugly girl who loves a murderer is not a good ugly girl." The sound of the snail dying fell into my ears.

...... "I'll bear it!"

The next day, when the sky was bright, a scream came from Miss Xu Xiaocui's room......

"You! You! Why are you in my room? I shouted and glared at the man in front of me, I obviously put this big field snail in the water tank in the yard when I went to bed last night!

"It was too cold outside, so I came in!" Why is this snail so unconscious, and even answers my question with a lazy demeanor!

"Then why are you sleeping in this girl's bed!" I gritted my teeth and said this, fortunately this girl likes to wear underwear when she sleeps, although it is because she is often called up by her mother in the middle of the night to take feces and urine.

"Then where do I sleep?" He asked rhetorically, puzzled.

"......" I thought my forehead was bruised, "you can sleep anywhere, but you can't be in my bed!" I roared.

"Stinky girl looking for death, right! What is it called early in the morning! Wake up your brother carefully your skin! Suddenly there was a mother's angry scolding outside the door, and half of my angry arrogance was extinguished! For a while, he looked at the snail who was still sleeping on the side of the bed in a daze, and dared to be angry but did not dare to make a sound.

Until I heard my mother's footsteps gradually disappear, I grabbed the collar of the snail and whispered: "You bastard, from now on you stay in the snail and don't come out!" Sleep must also be inside! Otherwise, I'll braise you and eat it! And also! I glared at him fiercely with my murderous eyes: "Today's matter, dare to say it!" I'm just going to take you into eight pieces, make them taste different, and eat them slowly! ”

"Ugly girls are so cruel." He looked at me with an aggrieved look and said, "It was so difficult to ask you to eat yesterday, and today you have to eat my ......."

"Which guy ate my five pillars of incense in one go yesterday?" I glared at him.

"No way, mana is consumed." He said rather helplessly, as if he expected me to answer like this.

"How dare you say I didn't give you food?" I asked angrily.

"That's also because of Mo Shaoqing." He looked at me with a look of disdain.

"It's only because of Mo Shaoqing that I will give you food." Since you say so, then I will follow you and loosen his collar, which I rather disdain.

"Heartless......" he replied unwillingly, "and lustful!" ”

"It's, it's not good for you anyway." Say it, let's talk about it, he just wants to be happy for a while, today you see if I still give some incense!

"But ugly girl," he said as if he didn't seem to care, but suddenly remembered something, "your sleep is not unusual. ”

"I'm sorry, girl, I don't feel it myself." I looked indifferent, slept in my bed without permission, and dared to criticize this girl's sleeping position! How many layers of skin do you have? Scolding, I got out of bed.

"Then I saw something." He leaned against the edge of the collapse and said lazily, seeing that I ignored it, and then said, "Your belly pocket is red." ”

"......" was silent for a long time, "You are looking for death!" I shouted, putting my hands around his neck!

"Ahem...... I'm teasing you...... Ahem...... I didn't see ...... "The snail struggling under my clutches struggles hard, and the devil believes you!" I thought to myself, ravaging him even harder! Even the girl's belly has been seen! If you don't extinguish your mouth, where is the innocence of this girl!

"Ugly girl, see for yourself! I really didn't see the color of your belly, casually talking! He tried to break my hand and said it in one breath!

"Really?" I looked at him suspiciously, and the strength in my hand became smaller, he nodded with difficulty, and said, "I really didn't see it, I don't believe you can see it when you look at it." ”

"If it's fake, you're miserable!" I said angrily, turned around, and through the gap in my underwear, I saw a touch of light purple, which was really not red!

"Count yourself honest!" I turned around and said to the snail angrily, wait, in an instant, the light flashed in my mind, I looked at the snail next to me, and a faint sentence came out: "How do you know it's not red?" ”

"Forehead ......"

……

In the yard, an ugly girl with a cold face, and a snail that was beaten and bruised and swollen and sobbed in the snail shell.

"I did something evil in my previous life, and I met a guy like you!" I said viciously, and why, this guy in front of me, when I beat my nose and face was swollen, was still in the mood to tell me that he wanted to eat! Didn't the five pillars feed him last night? And why didn't I even refuse him! What a waste of incense! Thinking about it, I scolded secretly, if it weren't for watching him contribute to my life's plan, otherwise, the girl would have burned him!

"It is not a creation of iniquity, but an accumulation of blessings." Tian Luo's small voice came, and he dared to answer his mouth! I split the wood in front of me with an axe, and I turned my head and glared! This guy was immediately silenced! If you don't want your snail shell to be used by me to fill sesame oil! It's better to give this girl a point! Just as I glared at him, a faint and full voice from outside the courtyard came into my ears:

"Have you heard? Yesterday, a woman pretended to be a matchmaker to hook up with the prince of Zhennan, but she was pushed into the river by the prince! ”