Ba Wang Rui produced kinetic energy due to anger, coupled with the congenital long legs inherited from my father, he had already thrown the basin almost 100 meters away in less than two minutes after I went out.

"Hey, hurry up! Ye still has to rush home to see the legend of Nezha. I'm going to save Piggy Bear today. ”

Because the basin ate other people's food and wore other people's clothes, the victim's family had to send him home. I had to trot over.

"You, go ahead." Overlord Rui frowned at the overlord and pointed to the basin and ordered.

Probably because Ba Wang Rui doesn't know where his home is.

The next morning, as soon as I went out.

"Damn, why are you here again?"

"Your dad asked me to cover you!" The basin pointed to the band-aid on Bawang Rui's head and said.

"Yes, you should have covered me. Also, my dad, you can't call you dad, you have to call uncle. ”

"Yes, uncle."

What a mess.

"You have a lot of rules." The basin remembered that at the dinner table yesterday, Ba Wang Rui asked himself not to smack, his knees were together, and the zipper was closed.

"It's not that I have too many rules, it's that you are too unruly."

"But your parents look very good."

"Of course, my parents, you can see how good they are when you look at me."

Hehehehehe.

He looks like he's not a good bird, and he's still looking at you.

"Yo he. I washed my hair today. ”

"My head was too itchy, so I washed it."

"If I were you, I wouldn't dare come out to meet anyone."

Ba Wang Rui took a few steps forward by himself, but the person next to him did not follow, and turned his head to see that King Kong Barbie was holding his schoolbag like yesterday, and his two fiery eyes seemed to be about to devour him.

the groove.

I can't even afford to make a joke.

Ba Wang Rui didn't go up hard. Not fighting with girls is a good education he received since he was a child.

It seems that it can only be used as a trick.

Overlord Rui pursed his lips, frowned, and pointed to his head.

I was smashed by you, did you forget?

Hey, Dad.

You set me a ticking time bomb.

"Hmph."

The basin held his breath, and then exhaled the lung capacity of the Bull Demon King, and the little short legs sped up and passed by the cute Overlord Rui.

I'm all cute, you're still angry, this child's logic is not the same as the adult's logic.

The IQ of elementary school students is no longer understandable, that's right.

The little bomb in front of him stopped after walking for a while and took out a pack of spicy strips in his school bag.

, eat spicy strips in the morning, you're not afraid of diarrhea.

Ba Wang Rui hurriedly trotted up.

Hand her a sandwich from the tote bag.

"Well, let's eat instead, okay, huh? If you eat it instead, you can see that there is also ham sausage in it. ”

Little Bomb hugged his spicy strip and shook his head categorically.

"You're stupid to me."

"Damn, you're not stupid, sandwiches are much more expensive than yours, okay?"

"The spicy strips are delicious." Little Bomb looked at Ba Wang Rui with round eyes and a little horror, expressing surprise at the strange brother's behavior of measuring food with money.

"I know that, too, but it's not about having a good breakfast, is it? So that you don't get stupider. Right? ”

"If you don't change it, you won't change it!"

Ba Wang Rui looked at the spicy strips and couldn't stop stuffing them into the other mouth, Mom, can I grab it?

But Ba Wang Rui can't just fall like that.

"So I'll give you a taste first, you think it's delicious, you're changing it for me."

Little Bomb once again expressed his stubbornness with his eyes: "If you don't taste it, you won't taste it!" ”

, oil and salt don't enter. No wonder he is always bullied.

"Forget it, if you don't change it, you won't change it. After all, it was my mother's hard work to make it, how could I give it away like this for a pack of spicy noodles for a dollar. ”

"I'll change."

Rui Baobao stared at the semicircle, why is this? Is this true?

Happiness came too suddenly.

It seems that this child can't follow the hair.

No, it won't be long before you'll find a pattern. This child is going to follow the hair anyway. And whether it will explode or not depends on the mood of the child.

Then the second day, the third day, the fourth day, almost every day after that, every morning, I would watch a little girl with a chicken coop on her head, come to pick up Ba Wang Rui to go to school, for Zuo Rui, this child is not as terrible as he imagined, at least it is much easier to follow her than to avoid her. And for Yu Fan, this is heaven, this is the happiest thing every day.

But when you get used to being happy, it's different.

On the morning of one day, at seven thirty o'clock. The basin, which was waiting anxiously outside the door, finally couldn't help but knock on their door.

"I just dreamed that someone was firing a cannon outside, and I was woken up."

My mother hadn't opened her eyes yet, as if she was babbling. My father still hasn't woken up. In order to show that she was not a virtuous and virtuous wife, her mother began to shout at Zuo Rui in the opposite room.

"Zori! Go down and open the door. ”

"Knock knock."

"Zori! Hurry up and go down and open the door. ”

"Bang bang."

"Zori! Hurry up and promise your mom that your dad is going to sleep! My father was woken up by my mother and shouted along.

Zori in the opposite room finally had an echo.

"Why me, why!" Who hasn't gotten up yet. Who hasn't gotten angry without wanting to get up!

"This point is definitely your business, hurry up. The door is expensive. ”

Aren't you afraid that a bad uncle will kidnap people, and aren't you afraid that people won't sleep enough to be less than 1.9 meters? Aren't you afraid that people won't be able to stand the long-term oppression and run away from home?

Zuo Rui went downstairs in his autumn clothes and pants and opened the door.

"Why didn't you open the door?" Basin, pulling snot, arms hugging chest.

Zorui: I'm good-tempered, I'm not angry.

"Are you a pig?" Zuo Rui held back his anger and lowered his voice.

There was a loud "bang." ”

If the basin is a small step closer to the door, the bumpy little face is now a basin floor.

The basin finally changed its tactics and began to kick the door with its foot.

"Zuo Rui, you bastard, open the door for me. Zori! ”

…….

Zori pulled the bench and sat down at the dining table. Beginning to look at the clock, the second hand crossed twelve, and then twelve, and twelve.

Wow wow wow wow, amazing, admire, five-body throw.

It's really a female general, no wonder she has a reputation.

Doesn't your feet hurt, doesn't your throat hurt, it's so comfortable in the house. It's so comfortable in the house!

"Bastard, why did you shut the little girl out of the door?"

Little girl! Listen to it, can't you hear it, the doors of our house are about to be scrapped, and the little girl is still alive, is this a little girl? Is this a normal person? It's not human at all, it's a devil.

But Ba Wang Rui, who was full of displeasure, didn't want to deal with his father, he just looked at his father blankly, and hummed painlessly.

Dad opens the door.

Under his nose, which was not yet fully refreshed, a black bomb more than a meter long rushed towards his waist. My father subconsciously shook his hand, and the black bomb ran in a straight line in the direction of Ba Wang Rui, and Ba Wang Rui couldn't avoid it, so he had to catch the ball. Fortunately, the chair at home was heavier, so Ba Wang Rui was not driven by the weight of the ball and fell.

The ball stared at each other, why is this a bastard? Who's that just now?

The ball was looking in the direction of the door. Zuo Rui's father!

Good skills!

"Little general, the next time you sneak attack me, you must be when I am sober, and I can still let you do it." Zuo Rui's father grinned.

"You almost threw me off the table!" The basin frowned, and added stiffly: "Uncle"

"Hahaha, my uncle was on the basketball team when he was a teenager, and he was amazing." Then he pointed at Zuo Rui and said: "That guy started training when he was in his mother's womb, and he fought back when he was asleep. ”

"So the popularity is worse than me." The naïve evil inside the basin is full of ridicule.

Zuo Rui pulled three pieces of paper from the drawer and pressed them on the face of the basin.

"Wipe your snot quickly, it's dirty."

"Hahaha." Dad pulled a chair and sat in front of the basin.

"That's not when he was in kindergarten, he played punching at Yu Dachun's dog all day long, it was our neighbor's neighbor, and finally one day Yu Dachun's eldest son, when his eldest son was in the second grade, he couldn't watch it. Although I didn't do it, it was also a provocation, right, it was all the age of the bloody Fanggang, right? So Yu Dachun's eldest son finally couldn't help but make the first move, and as a result, your Ruige beat Dachun's eldest son. Hahahaha. And then back home, guess what. Your aunt had a violent temper and ran to the door of someone's house for half an hour to scold, and when she came home, she stewed ribs for your brother Rui. That was the first time your brother had a fight with a child. ”

The basin sat on the chair opposite, and also learned from his father to start hahahaha. But when it was over, my father wondered that something was wrong. What if you teach someone else's child badly?

Zuo Rui and her father can say together, it's okay, she's worse than you think.

"Then why does Brother Rui beat someone's aunt and scold others, and go home to stew pork ribs for Brother Rui?" My father threw out a question.

Basin shook his head, for this kind of child who is encouraged to break someone's arms and legs, he will never be able to answer this kind of question, Yu Fan shook his head happily.

"Because, physically, your brother is weak. It's just that this weak person is not as weak as others think. Therefore, the person who thinks he is strong and bullies the weak, no matter whether he loses or wins in the end, the person who bullies others is wrong. On the contrary, your brother did not give up resisting because others seemed to be more powerful than him, but bravely protected himself, so this is worthy of praise. ”

"Isn't he a bullying dog?" The basin indicates dissatisfaction.

"He didn't bully their dogs, your brother Rui likes their puppies, so he went all the way to their door to play boxing to show the dogs, and every time he goes, he brings a piece of meat to the puppy." The bones were all peeled at home and eaten by his own father. ”

"Oh~" The basin's tone of "oh" paused for a while, indicating that he was listening to the drama and that the story was very attractive.

Brother Rui's father nodded with confidence and satisfaction, he won't bring a bad girl.

"So, what did you learn from this story?"

Basin thought about it, he really hadn't done this kind of obedient thing, but Basin instantly felt that he was very talented, so he replied confidently and slowly and in a good mood, "Brother Rui likes puppies!" ”

This kid is hopeless, Dad, give up.

You better teach people to fight, you teach people to be easy to mislead people's children.