Chapter 8 Non-mainstream secret weapons

The "donkey" locked on the suspect and rushed over!

Came behind the suspect who snatched the satchel. Lift a kick towards his crotch and kick it upwards.

The suspect was in unbearable pain and subconsciously covered his crotch with both hands.

The donkey's right hand turned into a knife palm and struck him on the back of the neck, causing him to faint temporarily.

At this time, a man wearing a helmet on a motorcycle drove quickly.

The "donkey" was in a hurry, took out the mysterious "big scarf" and threw it out.

Syllable! Needless to say, the target hit the windshield of the helmet.

Loss of vision, instinctive panic, so that the motorcycle rider mishandles.

Crashed into the tree that the woman who was crying for help just now. Even the people and the car fell to the ground and did not move.

"Beauty, frightened. Please don't leave just yet. Be a witness. ”

"Okay, okay."

She was pulled from hell to heaven and needed to slow down.

"A good jar of old vinegar, pour it on your heart......"

"Honey, haven't you come back yet?"

"Donkey": "I'm on Qingsong Road now, and there are robberies in the blind spot of monitoring."

You come here now and bring your papers. Call the police by the way!

By the way, don't forget to bring a sanitary napkin when you go out. ”

"Good! Remember! Why bring sanitary napkins? ”

"Tough donkey": "Mine wiped the mouth of the handsome guy." ”

……

"Old altar vinegar" arrived quickly. I consciously handed over a sanitary napkin.

"Did you call the police?"

"YSE, follow your instructions, it's done!"

"Comrade hard work!"

"Serve the people!"

"Donkey": "Pretty decent." Look at the two suspects. Until the police arrived. ”

"Know what to say next!"

"Old altar vinegar": "What do you say?" ”

"On the way home to pick up my girlfriend, I encountered a robbery. Good samaritan! ”

“yse!”

The police arrived very quickly.

"Which of you is the victim."

Woman with a satchel: "Mr. Policeman, I am the victim, and these two people lying on the ground are criminals." Snatch my satchel. ”

The police looked at the "donkey" and the "old vinegar".

"You two are eyewitnesses?"

"Donkey": "My boyfriend is your companion, and on the way home to pick me up, I happened to meet this incident. ”

"Lao Tan Vinegar": "This is my ID, I reported 110." ”

The police have a lot of suspicions. Ordinary people, two women, one male policeman.

Wanting to control and subdue in such a short period of time, two strong suspects. It doesn't make sense.

"Report to Captain Zhang! Both suspects had fainted.

One of them, who was accurately hit in the artery of the back of the head, caused fainting and was not life-threatening.

In the other, a head blow caused fainting. The reason for this is, yes. ”

"What is it! Say it! ”

"Yes, it was a sanitary napkin in use, which hit the windshield of the helmet, causing it to be unable to discern the direction and hit a tree."

Flutter!

"Donkey": "Ahem! Cough! I fired the hidden weapon! ”

"Captain! That, that 'hidden weapon' as physical evidence, do you need to bring it back? ”

"It's okay to take a picture."

"Okay captain."

Captain Zhang: "You are a hero, I know you, you were temporarily transferred to duty last time." ”

"Old altar vinegar": "Captain, your memory is too good. ”

Captain Zhang: "Let's go back first, if you ask for credit, your share is indispensable!" ”

"Thank you, Captain!"

Captain Zhang and others escorted the two suspects, carried the victims, and drove quickly towards the police force.

"Captain, the couple just now is not simple."

"Yes, yes, the quasi-head of the 'hidden weapon', I didn't say it."

……

Captain Zhang: "Say what you should say, shut up what you shouldn't say!" ”

"Old altar vinegar": "Is the big scarf easy to use?" ”

"Donkey": "Bandwidth is only the foundation, the most important thing is to have traffic. I don't understand this! ”

"Old altar vinegar": "But you are really a gentleman, look at each other."

Especially the sentence: I fired the hidden weapon.

It's just so handsome. ”

"Donkey": "Don't make trouble, the city is too big." Not all darkness is illuminated by light!

You don't have to sleep anymore, so you can go out for a walk.

Maybe life will be more interesting. ”

"Lao Tan Vinegar" is also a little boring, it seems that there are some things about "Qiang Donkey", and he is still very careful.

"Old altar vinegar": "That hero, what are we going to do now?" ”

"Let's go home first, I want to find a feeling."

"Old altar vinegar" ......

"Yingwu, what do you want to feel?"

"Tough Donkey": "I really want to kiss your feelings." But now it's a little scared. ”

"Old altar vinegar": "What are you afraid of?" ”

"If I feel like I'm talking to myself, I'm going to throw up."

"Lao Tan Vinegar": "I've also thought about this question.

Is there telepathy between us? ”

Hearing the words "Old Altar Vinegar", Yingwu's heart chuckled. Maybe it's a possibility!

Yingwu, muttered in his heart.

"'Old altar vinegar', if you are, you will wronged me if you have anything to do. I sleep on my stomach every day, and my chest is flattened! ”

"Old altar vinegar": "'Dead donkey', you dare!" I'll make you a eunuch! ”

Wow! Wow! Wow! That seems to be the case. Is this good or bad, it's already like this.

There's more telepathy. This is a bad state of mind. It's a serious problem.

"Donkey": "I want to play, I can't bear it, you are my person." ”

"Cut! Yes! Yingwu, there is really telepathy! ”

"Well, I was right by your mouth."

"Lao Tan Vinegar" is also very complicated in his heart, mixed joys and sorrows, and the two people have an incomparable "tacit understanding".

Is this adding insult to injury? Or is it the icing on the cake? It's really hard to say.

"Old altar vinegar": "I still like to talk." ”

"Me too. Especially at that time. ”

"Old altar vinegar": "Shameless!" ”

"Would you like to kiss it?"

"Old altar vinegar": "Pig! Just now, I was afraid that if I didn't feel it, I couldn't force a kiss? ”

As soon as the "strong donkey" heard what the "old altar vinegar" said, the long-lost throbbing in his heart appeared.

I scolded myself in my heart for being a stupid donkey. This must be a complication of the great aunt. Make him stupid.

Yingwu turned on a soft and soothing music.

I went to the bathroom and washed it a few times, and threw the "hidden weapon" with both hands.

I straightened my hair and took off my loose tracksuit.

I admired it in the mirror. He did this in order to seduce himself.

What he couldn't resist was what he had to prepare and brew now.

Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed.

Donkey is a little nervous right now, and it's a wonderful feeling.

It was definitely the first kiss. It was their first kiss after experiencing the catastrophe of life and death.

There must be no shadows! The more I thought about it, the more nervous my heartbeat became.

Even, the shy face of the "strong donkey" blushed......

The music is still romantic and sultry. The "donkey" walked over, but he didn't dare to face the "old altar vinegar".

"Donkey" grabbed the "old altar vinegar" hand, put it in front of him, and then hugged her neck. Kissed deeply......