Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Customer Is God

North America. Colorado.

After eating in the morning, the little guy took Sister Han out shopping.

What are you doing shopping?

Shopping, of course!

On the commercial street next door, Wal-Mart joined the supermarket ushered in the most heavyweight VIPs.

It's none other than the Megatron Ballsman.

When the little guy pulled his sister and walked into the supermarket, the cashier girls were stunned;

The supermarket security guards were stunned;

The customers who were shopping were also stunned!

At a time when the world is paying attention to the second otherworld, the great Dandan-sama actually ran out to the supermarket.

Oh my God, this has never happened before!

The beautiful shopping guide was the first to run up and said excitedly: "Dandan, welcome to our supermarket shopping!" ”

"Hee-hee, thank you, pretty sister!"

Hearing the round egg praise himself for being beautiful, the shopping guide almost fainted with excitement.

At this time, many people also gathered around.

"What do you want to buy? We'll help you choose! ”

"Dandan-sama, no matter what you want to buy today, the cost will be mine!"

"Dandan-sama, I'm your fan, and we're all in the family. Can I take a few photos with you? Please, please! ”

The little one was overjoyed to see so many natives.

Take a picture with this young lady, and take a picture with that big sister......

Han Meiyue was squeezed to the periphery and watched this scene helplessly.

The Chinese agents and the North American FBI are also helpless. They were also pushed aside by the frantic crowd.

"Captain, what should I do?"

Hearing this, the captain said angrily: "What else can I do?" Wait! Anyway, the round egg doesn't need our protection! ”

As soon as these words came out, the agents laughed.

After so many years as a bodyguard for political dignitaries, this task is the easiest.

Because:

Dandan-sama is invincible, only it bullies others, no one can bully it!

In a chuckle, the captain suddenly turned his head and said to Han Meiyue next to him, "By the way, Miss Han, you are not invincible. Don't leave our protection in public, remember! ”

Han Meiyue nodded.

At this time, the huge crowd began to move, towards the interior of the supermarket.

The supermarket shopping guides held the bullhorns and kept shouting:

"Attention, attention, everyone: Dandan-sama is going to the snack area!"

"Let the one in front give way, let one go!"

"Please stay out of the way, customers in the snack corner!"

With the sound of the horns of these shopping guides, many strong men rushed out of the onlookers and volunteered to help the Dandans open the way.

"The man in front, don't get in the way. Look at what to see, say you, the one with glasses! Didn't you know that Dandan-sama was coming? You're still in the middle of the road, do you want to be beaten? ”

The man with glasses laughed all over his face and shouted loudly: "Big brother, I'm not in the way." I bought a lot of instant noodles for Dandan-sama, and I specially came to give them to Dandan-sama! ”

As soon as these words came out, the crowd burst into laughter.

Do Dandan-sama eat instant noodles? What a joke.

Is this man stupid to read?!

"Get out! Dandan-sama don't want instant noodles! ”

"If you don't get out of the way, we'll beat you up!"

Under the threat of the road team, the man with glasses slips out of the way.

Supermarket snack area.

A large group of people scrambled to help round the eggs pick up snacks.

"Dandan-sama, this is Dove chocolate, it's sweet! Very tasty! ”

"Really?"

"Really! Don't believe you! ”

The shopping guide grabbed a bag of chocolates, tore open the package, and then took out the chocolates inside and stuffed them into the little one's mouth.

"Yikes! So sweet and delicious! ”

The little one was overjoyed, and as he ate it, he cried out, "Pretty sister, I want this chocolate, much, much!" ”

Hearing this, everyone was extremely excited.

"Quick, hurry up and fill the ball-sama with chocolate!"

"What about the shopping cart? Why hasn't the shopping cart been pushed yet? ”

"It's coming, it's coming! The shopping cart is coming! "Enthusiastic customers came running with three shopping carts.

Seeing the shopping cart coming, everyone rushed up to help the little guy fill the chocolates......

Rear.

Han Meiyue and the agents watched this scene speechlessly.

Nima, everyone in the audience is giggling and helping a child buy snacks.

I've lived for decades, when have I ever seen such a shopping scene?

That's what makes the customer God, right?

Oh, and yes, there's ......

The rules of the supermarket don't seem to be able to taste chocolate, and the blonde shopping guide just now actually "knows the law and breaks the law"!

In less than half a minute, the Dove chocolates piled up on the container were swept away under the bewildered gaze of the agents.

"What more do you want? We'll take you! ”

"I want to buy watermelon!"

Hearing this, the crowd began to move towards the fruit section again.

"Attention to the people in front, Lord Dandan's going to the fruit area, don't get in the way!"

"Yes, you can't get in the way!"

"Whoever stands in the way, we'll beat him into a pig's head, haha! It's been a lot of fun today......"

In the sound of hip-hop, the Chinese and American agents followed the large army slowly.

I don't know how long it took, suddenly!

A CIA agent frowned, he seemed to have something in mind.

"Wait! Wait, everyone! ”

Hearing this, the agents of both China and the United States turned their heads and looked at the person.

"What's the matter?"

"Guys, I have a question: why did the round egg come to the supermarket to buy something today?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.

Yes, why did the little guy suddenly run to the supermarket today to buy watermelons and snacks?

What the hell is it trying to do?!

"Tom, you squeeze in. See what kind of things the round eggs bought, and how much of each thing they bought. ”

"Yes, sir!"

Tom agreed, then left the group and squeezed through the large crowd in front of him.

About 20 minutes later, Tom came back sweating profusely.

"Head, round eggs bought a lot of things: there were chocolates, cookies, watermelon, sweets...... The shopping cart is full of ten carts and still loaded! ”

What the?!

The agents were shocked.

What does it buy so many things for? What the hell is it trying to do?

At this moment, no one knows the purpose of the round egg.

However, as the elite of the secret service industry, these people are not vegetarians.

"Listen, everyone! No matter what you want to do with these things, you will need our help to transport them away. So, after the checkout, we bought it and replaced it with watermelon! Huaxia Zhao Yunhui said sinisterly.

Hearing this, the agents laughed.

"OK, that's it!"

……

Two hours later.

The enthusiastic crowd pushed more than 10 shopping carts and followed the little one to the cash register.

The cashier girl was smiling, and a middle-aged white man was standing next to her.

See Megatron World's round eggs coming.

The white man immediately spoke with a smile on his face:

"Hello Dandan, I am the majority shareholder of this supermarket, and I am honored for you to come to my supermarket to shop! All your purchases today are free! ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked.

Even the agents who were about to come forward to help the little guy pay were stunned.

, more than ten cars of things are all free? When did the capitalists become so generous?

……