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The chief of the ghost path carried his things, listening absentmindedly, occasionally humming or nodding.

Both of them walked very slowly, and it was getting dark, so they came to the mountain temple out of breath.

The chief of the ghost path pushed the door in, put down his things, brought the small coal stove over, and leaned against the shrine to bake the fire.

The old man also came over and asked, "Brother, why do you live alone in this broken temple?" ”

"I, like you, also came to find the mountain god." The Ghost Dao Chief lit a cigarette and said.

"Are you looking for the mountain god to repay your vow?" The old man asked.

The Ghost Dao Chief shook his head and said, "You are wrong, I am looking for the Mountain God to settle accounts with him...... I also passed through here three years ago, when my family was so poor that I couldn't think about it, and I was going to commit suicide in the mountains here. But I don't know why, I had already hanged myself, but when I woke up, I found myself lying in the mountain temple. ”

"......" The old man was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself, isn't this what he just said? Do you pirate in person, and you don't change it?

"I was also strange at the time, thinking to myself, maybe the mountain god didn't let me die. So I didn't die, knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the mountain god, and made a wish. I said, if the mountain god blesses me to be rich, I will come and repay my vows in three years......"

The Ghost Daoist continued, indignantly saying, "Mom, who knew that three years later, I was still a poor bastard!" So, I came to settle accounts with this liar mountain god, since he didn't let me get rich, why didn't he let me die at that time? ”

When the old man heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Brother, you can't scold the immortals." You didn't get rich, maybe your fortune didn't arrive, maybe your heart was not sincere. Strange Mountain God, it's not right. ”

"I'm going to scold him! Mother, are my three heads in vain? "The ghost path chief is still angry.

"Brother, beware of the gods rebuking you and condemning you!" The old man said.

"I'm afraid of his chicken feathers, his idol is here, and I pee on his head every day!" The Onido Chief laughed.

The old man was so frightened that his face changed, and he didn't dare to speak anymore, just chanted Amitabha.

In fact, the mountain god is not a Buddhist, and reciting Amitabha Buddha is really useless.

The ghost Taoist chief doesn't debunk it, and it depends on what tricks the old man does. From the time the old man appeared, the ghost Taoist knew his details, but he didn't point it through, and he didn't turn his face. It's a lonely day, and having this old ghost to play with him is unbelievable for the ghost chief.

The wind outside the door suddenly increased, chirping like a whistle, and the broken door of the mountain temple was also blown and squeaked.

The old man changed color, looked at the broken door of the mountain temple, and said, "I'm afraid that if the mountain god heard what he said just now, this is a manifestation, right?" If the mountain god is to blame, it's terrible! ”

The Ghost Dao Leader shook his head and said, "There are no ghosts in this place, let alone the Mountain God." Look at this ruined temple, it's not as good as the thatched toilet in people's hometowns, which god wants to live here......"

"Bold!"

Suddenly there was a loud shout from outside the door, and a majestic and rough voice said, "Who is it, talking nonsense in my mountain temple?" ”

The old man jumped up in fright, then fell to his knees and kowtowed to the door: "Lord Mountain God, Lord Mountain God forgives sins, Lord Mountain God ...... a lot"

There was a snort outside the door, and a tall figure walked in, wearing a golden helmet and covered in golden armor, holding a long-handled broadsword, followed by two boys.

The ghost Taoist didn't get up, squinted at it, and thought to himself, which is the mountain god, this appearance, isn't Nima the second master Guan here?

"Uh, you old thing who doesn't know whether to live or die, just now, were you scolding me?" The mountain god pointed at the ghost chief with the long-handled broadsword in his hand and shouted loudly.

The sound was so loud that it shook the snow on the roof, and it fell down the hole in the roof.

The big knife was also very large, and the head of the knife was like a door panel. Guan Erye's Qinglong Yanyue Knife is said to be eighty-two catties, and this guy's big knife seems to be more than that.

The ghost Dao chief was under the knife, not nervous at all, and said: "That's right, you shit mountain god is not effective, I don't scold you, who do you scold?" ”

"Ridiculous, how come I don't work!" The mountain god said angrily.

The ghost Taoist pulled out the nonsense just now, and said, "I also passed here three years ago, when my family was very poor and couldn't think about it, so I was going to come to the mountains here to commit suicide. But I don't know why, I had already hanged myself, and when I woke up, I found myself lying in the mountain temple...... You say, "Why do you save me if you don't bless me with my wealth?" ”

"Ridiculous, ridiculous! Outrageous! The mountain god was even more furious and said:

"I saved your life three years ago out of compassion. Save a life, win a seventh-level floating slaughter. If you don't thank me, why do you complain about me? You didn't get rich because of your fate. Since ancient times, the poor have been predestined, rich and poor, all of which are predestined. Although I have the power to help you change your fate. But you're not sincere enough, so fate can't be changed, get it? ”

The Ghost Daoist thought for a moment and said, "I understand a little...... But there's one thing I don't understand, Lord Mountain God, the nonsense I just said three years ago was made up by me temporarily, why are you taking it seriously? I haven't been here before, and you haven't saved me. ”

Playing with the ghost chief, these things are far behind.

"Uh......" The mountain god was stunned, glared and said: "That's what you said yourself, how can I remember it clearly three years ago?" I am here, three years ago, the incense was very good, and many people burned incense and made wishes every day, where do I remember so many things? ”

The ghost path chief laughed and said, "You can lie to the ghost!" Demons, what are you trying to do by changing your human form and pretending to be a ghost to deceive me? You want to calculate me, but I'm afraid I'm still a little tender! Incense? You've got a chicken feather incense! ”

The mountain god was taken aback and involuntarily took a step back.

The two ghost boys couldn't help but be frightened, and the ghost shadow had already appeared, standing on the ground, fluttering.

The old man who was lying on the ground just now stopped pretending, stood up, looked at the ghost Taoist chief with pity, and asked, "Old man, you have already seen it?" ”

The ghost Taoist snorted and said proudly: "As soon as the old man opened his eyes, the poor and the blue fell into the Yellow Spring, don't say that you have such a little trick, it is the Nine Hells, I can see it clearly!" ”

The mountain god and the old man glanced at each other, and asked at the same time, "Who are you?" ”

"Heavenly Master Zhang Daoling descended to earth." The Ghost Daoist said.

Now, Longhu Mountain has almost acquiesced to the fact that the Ghost Dao Chief pretended to be Zhang Daoling, so the Ghost Dao Chief is not polite, and he says so everywhere. Now, I can't say that I am the head of the ghost road of Maoshan Mountain, so I have to borrow the prestige of Longhu Mountain.

"Pretending to be a god and making a ghost, why don't you say that it is Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun or the Jade Emperor who descended to earth?" The mountain god said.

"The Jade Emperor has a lot of things, and he is still dealing with the remarriage case of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl recently. Erlang Shenma, who was recently bitten by a roaring dog, was irritable. This heavenly master is idle and wild, and if he wants to go down to earth, he will go down to earth. The Ghost Dao Chief said with a sneer.

The old man stared at the ghost Dao chief, and only after a while did he speak, and asked, "You are Zhang Daoling, I don't know what skills you have?" ”

"I can know the past and the future, I can subdue demons, I can catch ghosts, and I especially like to catch old ghosts who hide their heads and tails, such as you." The Ghost Daoist said.

"Old ghost, Youben caught me beforehand!" The mountain god was furious and swung his sword and slashed down.

The head of the ghost path did not dodge or dodge, still leaning on the pedestal of the shrine.

The old man suddenly came sideways, blocked the mountain god, and said, "Wait, don't be anxious, it's just an old man, understand it clearly." Fighting, are you afraid that it will be too late? ”

The mountain god put away the knife angrily and glared at the ghost chief.

The ghost chief turned a blind eye, and lit a cigarette to himself, with a look of contempt for the few old ghosts in front of him.

The old man endured his anger, squatted down opposite the ghost path chief, separated a small stove from the ghost path leader, and asked: "Brother, you said that you can go up and down the Yellow Spring, then, can you see my past and future?" ”

"Of course you can see it!" The ghost Taoist snorted and said, "Your surname is Liu, your son is the prime minister of a country, and you are also a child of a family." It's a pity, in the face of the change of Jingjing, your glory and wealth are gone. After you died, you hid in Lingshan County, right? ”

The old man was taken aback, looked at the ghost leader, and couldn't say a word.

The mountain god and the two boys also dropped their jaws in shock, and they were stunned and speechless together.

This old guy is the old ghost Liu of Lingshan County; That mountain god is the black-faced general who fought with Ding Ermiao several times later.

They are the ones who steal the jars.

This time, their purpose was to bury the other three jars on this mountain.

The original plan was that Old Ghost Liu and General Blackface would come to test the Ghost Dao Chief, while another old Ghost Tian scribe from Lingshan County would take some ghost soldiers to steal the jar!

But Liu Lao Ghost didn't expect that his past and recent activities were clearly understood by the other party.

But on his side, he still didn't know anything about this old man, only that this old man was not simple, and he might be a member of the Daomen.

"Why don't you speak? Am I mistaken? The Ghost Dao Chief sneered.

Old Ghost Liu came to his senses and arched his hand: "The old gentleman is really a god, which makes me admire." Truth be told, you're right. ”

"Then you still haven't returned my altar?" The ghost laughed.

Old Ghost Liu was even more frightened, but he didn't admit it, pretending to be at a loss: "What, what...... Jar? ”

"Hehe, you stole my four jars in the area of Jianshan Island, don't you want to admit it? Now, aren't you trying to steal my other jar? The Ghost Daoist said.

I really couldn't hide it anymore, so Old Ghost Liu had no choice but to admit it, clasped his fists and said, "Don't dare to deceive my brother, the altar is ...... Indeed, we took it. Mainly my master is interested in these jars. May I ask you, brother, where did you get these jars? ”

"I have to work hard for these altars. It is useless for you to steal it. It's better to come back earlier, and I'll do it if I don't have to. The Ghost Daoist said.

Old Ghost Liu was obsessed with the usefulness of the altar and asked, "Brother, we'll talk about the matter of returning your altar later." Tell me first, what is the secret in this jar? ”

"Hehe, in fact, you yourself know the secret of the altar, otherwise, you wouldn't have stolen my altar. You ask me about the secret of the altar just to get a confirmation. That's right, the altar is used to open the gates of heaven. The ghost Taoist did not hide it, and said: "But this method is not suitable for you ghosts, so you asked for the altar, and it is useless." ”

"Strange goods are inhabitable, how can you say it's useless?" Old Ghost Liu thought for a while, and then asked, "Brother, you are a person with magical powers, why don't we cooperate?" ”

"Cooperation? How to cooperate? The Ghost Dao Chief asked, squinting his eyes.

"You can go to Lingshan County to settle down and stay with us. When the time comes, the jar will be used by everyone together, advancing and retreating together, how about it? Liu Lao Ghost said.

In fact, Old Ghost Liu did love talents and wanted to take the ghost chief under his command for his master.

"Naturally, cooperation is possible, but I don't want to settle in Lingshan County." The Ghost Daoist said.

Old Ghost Liu was overjoyed and asked, "If my brother has any high opinions, you can say it, and we will discuss it again and try to meet your requirements." ”

"Haha, my request is simple." The ghost Taoist straightened his beard and said, "Your master, it is difficult to become a great weapon. Why don't you sell your lord for glory and give me your master as a vote, and then you follow me? ”

As soon as the words fell, the black-faced general on the side had already swung his knife and slashed over, heading straight for the head of the ghost leader!

Is it tolerable or intolerable?

The black-faced general was really angry this time, so he didn't hesitate to swing his knife and cut it.

The Ghost Dao Chief sneered and suddenly disappeared in front of the shrine.

The black-faced general slashed into the air and was about to look for it, but he was hit in the ass and planted forward.

"Little ghost, your knife skills are very poor, no wonder you can't fight Zhu Di's soldiers." The Ghost Dao Leader had already shifted his form and changed his position, standing behind the black-faced general and said.

Old Ghost Liu couldn't help it, and waved his hand: "Come on, take down this dead old man!" ”

Outside the door, dozens of ghost soldiers poured in, each holding a weapon and attacking the ghost chief.

The ghost path leader acted faster than the ghost, and with another sneer, he disappeared.

"The old guy will get away with it, everyone pay attention!" Old Ghost Liu knew that he had met a strong enemy, and hurriedly shouted.

The black-faced general was also apprehensive, carrying a knife and searching in front and back of the mountain temple.

After looking for a long time, Liu Lao Ghost waited for nothing but found it. The Ghost Dao Chief disappeared without a trace.

"Liu Tianshi, how can there be such a master in the world? Could it really be Zhang Daoling descending to earth? The black-faced general also believed the words of the ghost dao chief a little and asked.

"It won't be Zhang Daoling's ......" Liu Lao Ghost looked out of the door, and suddenly pointed with his hand: "There!" ”

The black-faced general hurriedly raised his knife to chase him out, but saw a black spot on the snow in front of him, and he was slowly walking towards the mountain.

"Chase!" The black-faced general let out a loud shout, and took the brunt of the attack, chasing after the ghost leader.

Old Ghost Liu waved his hand and followed with dozens of ghost soldiers.

Ghosts can fly, and in an instant they have caught up.

The Ghost Dao Master suddenly turned his head and said with a smile: "You can't catch up with me, if you don't believe it, you can try." ”

(To be continued.) )