Volume 1 Trainee Exorcist Chapter 1 The Best Exorcism System
"That's it!"
Yang Yifan pushed the keyboard back and screamed loudly.
"Shh
The colleague next to him glared at him and made a silent motion.
Yang Yifan smiled apologetically at his colleagues, and the company's promotional poster was finally completed under the repeated requests of the BOSS.
Yang Yifan opened his dark panda eyes, thinking that he could finally take a good rest tonight.
"Jingle bell!"
The phone in the office rang suddenly!
Yang Yifan has a bad premonition, and he won't modify it again!
"Yifan, the boss is looking for you!"
I'm really afraid of what's coming! Yang Yifan reluctantly stood up from the chair and walked slowly to the phone.
"Hey, Mr. Zheng!"
"Well, Xiao Yang, the poster of that company still needs some adjustments......"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Yang Yifan promised in his mouth, but he scolded in his heart.
The boss finally finished the requirements, and Yang Yifan returned to his seat with a sad face, without any intention of revising it immediately.
"Well, it's changed and changed, it's not annoying!"
After only a minute of joy, Yang Yifan muttered, he was about to turn off the computer and get off work, and as soon as his hand reached out to the button, a line of words suddenly flashed on the screen.
"You've been chosen as the host of the ultimate exorcism system, and you're about to load the system!"
What the hell is this? It can't be another colleague's prank!
Colleagues in the department often played pranks on each other, and Yang Yifan thought that someone was playing tricks on him, so he looked around the office, only to find that they all had documents in their hands, and none of them were sitting in front of the computer or playing with their mobile phones.
Could it be that a friend outside is playing with herself, your sister, let me know, I'll kill you.
Yang Yifan's fingers touched the button and he was about to turn off the computer, when suddenly there seemed to be a gust of wind blowing out of the screen and drilling into his head.
A female voice sounded in her ears: "Congratulations to the host activation system, the best exorcism system is complete!" ”
"No, I was chosen as the host by the best exorcism system, it can't be true!"
Yang Yifan pinched his thigh. Wow, Nima's really hurts! It seems to be true
Usually, Yang Yifan has not read many online novels, and he has also seen the story of the system selecting the host, and then starting to counterattack to the peak of life.
It's just that why don't you give me another system, or give me a money system! I just gave Lao Tzu an exorcism system, expelling Nima's big-headed ghost, I don't know if Lao Tzu is usually most afraid of ghosts?
Yang Yifan was slandering in his heart, and suddenly a series of words appeared in his mind:
Host: Yifan Yang,
Class: Exorcist Level 0,
XP: 0/1000,
Yang value: 100,
Mana: 0,
Physique: A bit of kidney deficiency.
......
Kidney deficiency? You're a kidney! Your whole family is losing kidneys! Is a level 0 exorcist useful?
Yang Yifan is very dissatisfied with this system, and it is still level 0, I don't know how many levels there are behind?
The sweet girl sounded in her ears again: "The host is currently only in the probationary stage, in order not to hit your confidence, it is recommended that you don't need to know what the full level of the exorcist is for the time being!" ”
Nima, to say such things means that the path of this exorcist is not so easy!
Yang Yifan was so angry that he wanted to say hurry up and uninstall the system for me.
"Ding!"
The system prompts: "The host gets the Starter Pack!" Does it need to be opened? ”
"Open it and see if there's anything good, if not, then uninstall it for me!"
Yang Yifan shouted loudly, looked back and found that his colleagues were glaring at him, looking at him like a neuropath, and quickly pointed to the Bluetooth hanging on his ear: "I'm sorry, I'm on the phone." ”
System prompt: "I forgot to remind you, once the system is installed, it will follow you for a lifetime, and there is no way to uninstall it!" ”
Yang Yifan was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and said weakly: "Hurry up and open it!" ”
"Get a first-order peachwood sword!"
"Get a junior mage robe!"
"Get a bottle of ordinary cow tears!"
"Get three skewers of garlic!"
"Get a vial of black dog blood!"
Yang Yifan listened to the sound of the system prompt in his ear, and said secretly: It sounds like there is really such a thing, but what is this garlic used for, smashing ghosts?
"Where are these things stored?" Yang Yifan asked.
"Just think about it in your head!"
Yang Yifan closed his eyes and realized that an interface appeared in his mind, just like the inventory inside when playing a game.
First-Order Peach Wood Sword: Peach Wood, also known as Immortal Wood, Dragon Descending Wood, and Ghost Wood. This peachwood sword is made of natural peachwood and is hand-carved, which can cause damage to ordinary ghosts.
Beginner Mage Robe: Earthy yellow, made of fine silk, with runes engraved on it to ward off evil spirits, which can ward off evil spirits.
Cow tears: open the eyes of the sky, smear on the eyelids, and ghosts can be seen.
Garlic: An exorcist weapon that can deal some damage to ghosts.
Black Dog Blood: An exorcist weapon that can damage ghosts.
Each item is placed in the inventory, and there are corresponding annotations, which can be understood at a glance, without Yang Yifan having to think about it.
"This pile of broken things can exorcise demons and ward off evil spirits, I'm really sure it's not a joke!"
Yang Yifan felt a little incredible, peach wood swords, magic robes, as long as these things are bought online, there are as many as you want, cow tears, garlic, black dog blood, it is even more ordinary.
"Isn't this filming TV?"
As soon as the thought flashed in Yang Yifan's mind, the system's prompt came again: "The host has received a novice task: a high-energy warning ahead, a coward will appear in the nearby area within three minutes, and the coward will be subdued within an hour!" ”
Yang Yifan sneered, planning to ignore this newbie task, but suddenly the voice of the office clerk Xiaoru with a crying voice sounded, and I saw her crying and running over here.
"Oh no, Mr. Zheng hit an evil in the women's toilet, everyone hurry up and find a way to save Mr. Zheng!"
Yang Yifan was hesitating whether to go over, and the voice of the system sounded again: "There is not much time, there is only one hour, hurry up and submit the coward!" ”
"What if I don't go?"
"If you don't go, the system will explode in your mind, and then your brains will fly all over the sky, and you choose whether to go or not!"
Yang Yifan cried with a sad face, you said so, can I still go?
Seeing that several minutes had passed, Yang Yifan hurried to the women's toilet, scolding in his mouth: "Nima, give me a few garlic and a bottle of black dog blood and ask me to hunt ghosts." Fortunately, it's a coward, and it seems that it should be easier to scare. ”
After a while, Yang Yifan rushed to the women's toilet, and there were already many people outside the toilet, but no one dared to go in. Yang Yifan pushed everyone away and shouted, "Everyone get out of the way, let me come!" ”
Everyone stepped aside to make way for him to enter, Yang Yifan fixed his eyes, Mr. Zheng pinched his neck with both hands, his head kept hitting the wall, and his forehead was already red.
As soon as Yang Yifan's consciousness moved, he put the mage's robe on his body, held the peachwood sword and shouted: "Coward, let this heavenly master clean you up!" ”