Chapter 134: Mu Da Fat
gave birth to a big fat boy, and the couple was so happy! At that time, there was no family planning policy, and two years later, this Du Duxue was pregnant again.
However, there were unforeseen circumstances, and the bandit leader with one blind eye and a beard somehow knew where Mu Xiusheng lived.
One day, he took seven or eight people to Mu Xiusheng's house at night, stunned the two of them with incense, and took them to the riverside.
After splashing cold water on the two of them, the bandit leader is going to kill his dead brothers!
At this critical moment, the river suddenly had another vision! Suddenly, a strong wind blew on the calm river. The waves are all around, the black waves are rolling, you can just bathe in the moon and the stars!
A big red carp jumped out of the river and blew its horn again!
The huge waves struck the shore indiscriminately, and the bandits were scared to flee in all directions, and Mu Xiusheng and Du Duxue were also swept into the rolling waves.
A day later, this Mu Xiusheng went ashore, and several corpses were found downstream, which belonged to those robbers. Only the bandit leaders, the one-eyed dragon and Du Duxue, are gone.
Mu Xiusheng searched for several days, kept inquiring along the coast, but there was still no trace. Day after day, year after year, the green silk turned gray and wrinkles crawled on her face.
Mu Xiusheng has a grandson. It's called Mu Da Fat.
Now, this Mu Da Fat is in the village.
Zhang Sheng said: "This Mu Da Fat used to be a good person, but now, it is estimated that it is the terrible origin of this village!" ”
I wondered, "Oh, Zhang Sheng, tell me about this big fat thing." ”
Zhang Sheng said: "Actually, I used to be very good friends with this Mu Da Fat, and after junior high school, Mu Da Pang and I were in a state of semi-dropout. The reason for this is that we are both idle masters, sitting in the classroom all day, and I can't stand it. Teachers don't care, parents don't care, you can do whatever you like. Don't make trouble and let the family worry about it, it's best to bring your daughter-in-law to the house before the age of 20.
The fat man and I often cruised in a small boat in the river. Don't look at this little boat, it took us two months to build. Wood selection, design, wood, meticulous construction, named "Double Hero" cruiser!
We don't ask for money from our families, occasionally fishing, ferrying people, and can also earn money to fill our stomachs, and I also dream of one day catching a big red fish like my grandfather said, but my thoughts are not so noble, release? Just kidding, there has to be an auction for a big price! Good money to marry a daughter-in-law!
One day, the fat man and I were cruising on the Yangtze River with this cruiser, when it was getting late, and the afterglow of the sunset poured on the water, which had a wonderful charm of half the river and half the red.
The fat man and I were lying in the cruiser, both with our legs crossed, staring at the sparkling water in a daze.
The fat man took out a folded paper crane from his body and said, "This is a letter from Zhang Lili in the class." I'll give it to you. The tone was deep, mixed with a sense of loss.
I took the paper crane and opened it, and the fat man continued: "Brother. Since junior high school, there have been girls who have written love letters to you one after another, as far as I know, there are no less than seven or eight of them, why hasn't anyone taken a fancy to me? Ay. ”
After reading the letter, I patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "Brother, don't be discouraged, one day, there will be a beloved girl who likes you." ”
The fat man sighed three more times in succession. Suddenly said: "Brother, what does it feel like to kiss a girl?" ”
I was stunned by this abrupt sentence. Hurriedly asked, "Fatty, do you know that I kissed my mouth?" ”
The fat man smiled, "Brother, let's two brothers, don't play with me, that time I saw you and Xu Ying taking this cruiser down the river, and the parents of the family at night were looking for them by the river, you dare to say that you didn't do anything......"
After hearing this, one of my carps stood up, and the boat shook for a while, "Several fat people." You spy on me! ”
The fat man hurriedly got up and waved his hands to defend: "No, no, no, brother, how dare I, but I happened to see it." ”
"Fatty, if you dare to poke my affairs out, I will remove you from the post of deputy captain!"
Actually, it's nothing.
While we were playing, we suddenly heard a noise on the shore not far away, and the fat man and I rowed the boat with the mentality that it was not a big deal to see the excitement.
When I got closer, I saw a middle-aged man about fifty years old on the shore, with tears in his eyes.
The fat man looked at it and said, "What's going on, how can a big man cry?" ”
Because there was a circle of people around, and it was a little far away, I didn't see what the situation was, so I said: "The man doesn't flick if he has tears, maybe he is in some difficulty, let's see if we can help." ”
"Great!" The fat man rowed the boat to the river with a bamboo pole, and we boarded the boat.
The fat man took his head, and after squeezing into the crowd, he found that there was a huge black lacquer coffin next to the middle-aged man.
I only heard the middle-aged man say: "Who can do it well, help me carry the coffin over......"
Several boatmen seemed to be negotiating the price with the man. It means that you can transport the coffin, the price of the coffin is not as good as transporting people, and the coffin of the dead is transported on the Yangtze River, which is a dangerous business, and there is no high price. No one gave him luck, obviously, this middle-aged man couldn't afford the sky-high price of these people, so he cried anxiously.
And it is understood that the person in the coffin is the man's son. And it seems that he hanged himself, this is still a horizontal death! If you talk about it, it's even more ferocious.
Seeing that there was money to be made, but we couldn't manage so much, the fat man pushed through the crowd and squeezed to the front, and said to the middle-aged man: "Uncle, how much money can you pay for carrying the coffin?" See if it's suitable, I'll help you get it! ”
As soon as these words came out, it can be described as a shock. The surrounding people looked at the fat man up and down at that time, and someone whispered: "The little cub's hair hasn't grown yet, I really don't know what the sky is thick, do you know what this is." This is the coffin of a dead man! ”
The fat man was soft on me, but very others, and when he got angry, he turned his head to this person and said, "Who do you say is the little cub, and whose hair has not yet grown?" ”
The fat man is tall and big, if it weren't for the immaturity on his face and the shallow traces of his beard, at first glance, he would be a man about thirty years old.
When the man saw the fat man coming over angrily, he also coaxed down, and did not dare to say anything more.
I walked up to the man and said, "Uncle, how much money can you give?" ”
The man trembled and said, "I'll be three hundred ...... now."
"Deal! Fatty, ship! Before the man could finish speaking, I immediately took the business.
Everyone sighed.
In fact, the fat man and I have already made a calculation just now, as long as it exceeds a hundred, we will help him transport this coffin, but I didn't expect the price offered by this person to greatly exceed our expectations, after all. At that time, the 200 yuan was enough for me and the fat man to eat and drink for more than ten days.
At this time, the ferryman who had been murdered by the fat man just now glared at us and said, "You two boys who don't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the earth are waiting for the shipwreck!" ”
The fat man was stunned: "No matter what taboos he has, isn't it just a coffin, there are really water ghosts coming out, your little fat man still wants to see it!" ”
The man walked away with a sallow face.
Subsequently. The fat man and I were going to load this coffin on the cruiser, but I have to say that this coffin was too big, at least half the size of an ordinary coffin! It must be more than three meters long and nearly two meters wide. And surprisingly heavy, three people plus such a heavy coffin, the waterline of the boat has seriously exceeded the warning line, so that needless to say, even if there are some wind and waves, it is very likely to capsize.
After pondering for a while, the fat man and I made a suggestion, which was to wrap the coffin in a layer of plastic and place it on the surface of the water. Then tie a rope to the back of the boat and pull it away. At first, the middle-aged man said he didn't agree with anything, but finally compromised.
In this way, the fat man and I rowed the cruiser and pulled this super large coffin along the river.
It turned out that on the other side of the river. There is a family surnamed Su who is recruiting a son-in-law for their daughter Su Wan.
It is said that this Su Wansheng is called a Peugeot, and many people along the river have admired it, and the old man's son also went, it was love at first sight for Su Wan, but the latter did not like him, and the feelings could not be forced, this guy couldn't think about it for a while, and his brain was hot, so he was martyred and hanged.
After hearing this, the fat man and I also regretted that there was no grass at the end of the world, why should we love a flower.
In the middle of the night, all three of them were a little sleepy. Suddenly, I heard a squeaking sound coming from inside the large coffin that was being pulled, like a pair of hands constantly scratching the coffin.
The old man was so shocked that his face was like earth, and the fat man and I were also a little hairy in our hearts, could it be that there was really something wrong with pulling the murderous coffin on the Yangtze River?
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