Main Quest: Slap in the face!

Seeing this task, Yang Xiaomu couldn't help but secretly despise it, and pouted very disdainfully, "Cut!" If you also slap yourself in the face, the system will make a fool of yourself, are you challenging Lao Tzu's IQ, will I really slap myself a few times? ”

Bored!

It's just boring!

Am I that stupid?

Yang Xiaomu looked left and right to make sure that there was no one, and then ......

Syllable! Syllable!

Two crisp slaps!

It hurts!

System: O__O "... (speechless)

"Haha...... I'll just say it, it's definitely not a slap in the face! Yang Xiaomu laughed proudly.

System: -_-|||(Sweating)

"Fully recovered, in good health, huh! It's so fast! But at this moment, a voice sounded to the bone.

Yang Xiaomu was startled, and crawled down from the light curtain, almost not scared, "Who?" Who's talking to me! ”

But when he saw the figure behind him clearly, the expression on his face turned from horror to surprise, then to obscenity, and finally to a leper.

"Wave ...... Bodo ......" Yang Xiaomu felt that his little heart couldn't stand it anymore, and stammered.

"Not bad! I'm Hata and undress, your attending physician! The woman in the nurse's outfit looked like silk, as if in an advertisement, and said, "A good environment is conducive to the patient's recovery, and I can meet any request you have." ”

The woman who claimed to be undressed in Hataya waved her hand, and the flowers and plants around her disappeared suddenly, and the room was empty, even the hospital bed like a light curtain disappeared.

But at this moment, Yang Xiaomu's attention was focused on Bodo's undressing body, wiping off his mouth full of leprosy, and smiling obscenely: "Any requests? You're saying you can do whatever you want? ”

"That's natural, we provide any services according to the patient's condition, after a comprehensive analysis, without affecting the patient's body and other aspects." Bodo also undressed and said in surprise, "You should know these things very well, it can't be brain damage, but I have examined it in detail, and there is no problem." ”

"Nope! Not! My brain is fairly normal, it's just ...... It's a little uncomfortable, can you help me out? Yang Xiaomu laughed very obscenely. Swing, quite impatient, "However, declare in advance, Lao Tzu hates a slow motion with his left hand and right hand the most!" ”

"There?"

"That's right! There it is! ”

"Where is that?"

"There's that's there!"

"But where the hell is there?"

"! What about tongue twisters, don't you know if you look at my little tent! ”

"Oh! You mean little JJ! ”

"Uh...... All right! You've won, and you're really an old driver! ”

"You humans are just trouble! Isn't it just little JJ, and it's still there! Bodo also undressed with some disdain.

"! I took U! Wait a minute...... You humans? Aren't you human? Yang Xiaomu was startled again, and the small tents had a tendency to go soft.

"Not bad! I'm an artificial intelligence that can automatically generate the scene you want based on the image you want in your mind. Bodo also undressed and said, "But it's a little surprising, what you like is a character who never existed in my memory chip, I thought it was the school flower Liang Yajie, but I know that she is also a very popular anchor at the moment, and I am still her fan." ”

Yang Xiaomu was speechless, "You are a special artificial intelligence, watch a live broadcast of wool!" ”

"What's wrong with artificial intelligence, we are also thoughtful and disciplined!" Bodo also undressed and said dissatisfiedly, "Why are you so angry, do you like Sister Feng?" Although I don't have an impression of this person in my memory chip, I can imitate it based on your memory. ”

As he spoke, Bodo's undressed body began to change, like flowing mercury, but between breaths, a lively Sister Feng appeared in sight, and she also threw a lure to Ling Yunfei. Confused eyes.

Ling Yunfei: ヽ (*.) & gt; Д& lt; o ゚ (I'm a rub.,It's terrible)

The small tent quickly weakened.

"Don't like it? You don't like to pick your feet, do you, such a heavy taste? But for the sake of the patient's emotions, I'll avoid it! "Bodo also undressed...... Oh! No, now it should be called Sister Feng to transform again.

The live buckle booger version of 'like a flower'!

Yang Xiaomu couldn't bear it anymore and fled.

Nima!

What kind of world is this, artificial intelligence has become fine!

Even after leaving the hospital, Yang Xiaomu still had palpitations.

"Xiaomu, Xiaomu, your body has recovered!" A timid voice sounded.

Yang Xiaomu turned his head and saw the figure of the person who came, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Bai Xiaochun, the cultivation of an eighth-order martial artist!

In today's world, in addition to the professions of poison master, blaster, meditation master, etc., martial artists also have a clear hierarchy, namely martial apprentice, martial artist, martial master, martial king, etc., each major realm is divided into nine orders.

I have to say that although Bai Xiaochun is only fourteen years old, he is already a martial artist cultivator with eight hundred catties of fist power, and his will talent is even 10, even higher than Xiong Fei.

Absolute genius.

He is not only Yang Xiaomu's tablemate, but also because of his civilian status, he is often bullied by Xiong Fei, and he can be said to be one of Yang Xiaomu's few friends.

What's more, Bai Xiaochun is a little Zhengtai!

Young, cute, good-skinned, handsome, brilliant, and bright-eyed.

"Of course! Of course it's restored! Yang Xiaomu ran to Bai Xiaochun in three steps and two steps, kept kneading his face, and kept nagging, "This looks so handsome, this skin is so tender, and these eyes are so bright!" ”

"Uh......" Bai Xiaochun was momentarily stunned.

Silly! Silly!

"Bai Xiaochun, Brother Xiong doesn't give face, I see that you have itchy skin, immediately roll over and apologize to Brother Fei!"

But at this moment, an extremely discordant voice sounded, it was Xiong Fei's dog-legged thin monkey, and he said commandingly.

"Ouch, isn't this Brother Skinny Monkey, don't lick Xiongfei's toes, and run over to say hello to the master?" Yang Xiaomu turned around with a smile.

"Huh? It's you shit! Dare to talk to me like this, I think you are looking for death! The thin monkey had a grim smile on his face, "You don't know yet, Brother Xiong has already found out your poor old bottom, and Qin Qianqian, tsk, now it is estimated that he is going through the clouds and rain with Brother Xiong Fei." ”

But before Yang Xiaomu could answer, the system prompt sounded again.

"Ding-dong! System Prompt: Trigger a side quest and slap the skinny monkey in the face. ”

"Ding-dong! Target Character Profile: Thin Monkey, a fifth-order martial artist; Willpower, 4; ”

"Ding-dong! System prompt: Do you want to accept the task? ”

At this moment, Yang Xiaomu was obviously in no mood to pay attention to the other party, and his attention was focused on the face slapping system in his mind. When I saw the profile of the skinny monkey, I couldn't help but be shocked. A special fifth-order martial artist, that is, punching a hundred times in a row, with an average strength of 500 catties per punch.

Look at yourself again, a first-order martial artist, a hundred catties of fist power!

Go and hit him in the face, isn't this Nima looking for abuse?

Unexpectedly, Yang Xiaomu directly pressed 'NO! ’

"Drop! System prompt: Invalid host selection, accept the task! ”

it! Then you still ask for yarn!