515.Chapter 515: Cui Tao wants to learn from me to pretend to be X
Hearing this, Lin Beibei smiled a little at the corner of her mouth, and said slowly: "What identity do you want?!" β
I grinned and said, "For example, boyfriend, fiancΓ©, husband, these identities are fine!" β
Lin Beibei glanced at me charmingly: "If you go or I'm in a good mood, I can satisfy you!" β
I went, I was just playing tricks, but I didn't expect that there would really be a play, and I was itchy and unbearable by Lin Beibei's amorous electricity, and my courage suddenly became fat, and the chick nodded like rice and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will definitely go!" β
After speaking, she looked at Lin Beibei a little unscrupulously, I don't know when I will be able to overwhelm her, as long as I think of such a perfect public lover being overwhelmed by me, my blood is boiling, but at present, I only dare to think about it, but it is still okay to take advantage of it first, and I have a bad idea at the moment, and my eyes are spinning.
Lin Beibei was stared at by me a little hairy, and just when I was about to ask, I suddenly pointed to the sky and exclaimed, "Look at the meteor!" β
Hearing this, Lin Beibei subconsciously turned her face to look, but found that there was nothing, and then turned her head around in confusion, but in an instant, she felt that her lips touched something, and her eyes opened subconsciously, but she saw me licking my lips and laughing.
Suddenly his face turned red into a big flower face, and the next moment he was angry and kicked it directly, taking advantage of my acquaintance and immediately pulling out his legs and running, Lin Beibei just symbolically chased a few steps and stopped, smiling like a flower and gently stunned her body, and then covered her little face with both hands, looking like a girl with a spring feeling, very cute and arrogant, and then Lin Beibei's eyes looked at me running away with spring in the corners of her eyes, and couldn't help but smile and whispered: "Idiot, you are a smart bad guy, you still want to deceive me with this little trick, It's just that I'm cooperating with you! β
A soft voice rang out, and a silver bell-like laugh echoed: "This guy has become so handsome, woo!" β
At this time, Lin Beibei has a little bit of the majesty of the president of the student union, but is more like the girl next door who has just fallen in love!
If I knew that Lin Beibei was deliberate, it is estimated that the intestines would be repentant, but the soul jade, who had been hiding in the dark and taking in everything, muttered with disdain on his face: "It's a big carrot, but he can still attract so many people's like, it's really a hell of a life, but I'll kill him no matter what!" β
Soul Jade has been cursing, but he didn't notice that his tone was a little envious, and his voice was much softer, not as cold as before, in fact, this is normal, at present, I have the charm of the ancestral vein and lotus wood has increased greatly, and I get along with each other every day and night to stare at me, and sooner or later I will fall in love with me, oh haha.
When I ran back to the dormitory, Wang Meng, Cui Tao, and Wang Kai were all there, and the three of them were besieged and didn't know what they were talking about, Wang Meng and Wang Kai stared at Cui Tao with disdain, and Cui Tao looked depressed.
"What are you talking about? Is something wrong? I walked into the dormitory and asked curiously.
Wang Meng and Wang Kai's eyes lit up when they saw me coming back, and they rushed up and gloated and said: "Xiaofei has someone pretending to be an onmyoji, bragging everywhere that he will catch ghosts and eliminate demons and ward off evil spirits, but there is no way to end it when the cowhide blows up!" β
I was slightly stunned, but I wasn't much surprised, the three goods in front of me are all braggadocio characters who can blow to death, but there is still some distance from the invisible X, bragging and pretending to X are not comparable, and said with a smile at the moment: "Say, what's going on, maybe I can help you!" β
Hearing this, Cui Tao opened his mouth, and then said with a wry smile: "I like to brag, and I finally found a girlfriend who naturally blew to the sky, I told her that I can catch ghosts, and all kinds of ghosts will be caught, which can be described as experienced in a hundred battles!" β
Speaking of this, Cui Tao paused and continued: "As a result, the cowhide was blown up, and Lu Xiaoyan, who is also my girlfriend, suddenly told me that she had a friend who was possessed by a ghost and asked me to go over to help exorcise the ghost, but where would I be, so I kept dragging it out, and now I can't drag it out, Xiaoyan thought I didn't want to help and got angry, and said cruel words If I don't help, break up with me!" β
This is Wang Kai who interjected with a smile and sneered: "Didn't you say that your JJ is hard?" Conquer her with this! Wang Meng on the side also coaxed.
I just wanted to speak but saw Cui Tao's eyes staring at me, and I couldn't help but say with some doubts: "Why are you looking at me like this, do you have words on my face?" β
"Brother Fei, I'm not as handsome as you, and I can catch ghosts, all the school girls are vying to be your girlfriend, but I can't, I've lived in my twenties and haven't even touched a girl's hand, I've been in love with Thumbelina, and I'm best at playing with each other, and now it's hard to find a girlfriend, am I easy? Am I bragging? Cui Tao said to me with a handful of snot and tears.
I rolled my eyes when I heard this, what a superb, my intuition told me that this guy had something to ask me, and he praised me and pretended to be pitiful, he was really drunk, and said directly: "Don't pretend, there is something to say that I still have to wash and sleep!" β
"Brother Fei, you can catch ghosts, right, and our brothers have such a good relationship with you, you must not want my brother and me to fall out of love, so can you pretend to be my apprentice to catch ghosts instead of me!" Cui Tao looked at me shamelessly, and let me, who was drinking water, spray him in the face, I went, and this guy had such an idea for a long time.
"Don't do it, resolutely don't do it!" I resolutely refused, how could I be used to pretend to be X and dream.
Cui Tao hugged my thighs and shook them vigorously, rubbing a handful of snot and tears on my body, I was really convinced, and said at the moment: "Okay, okay, I'll help you with this!" β
"This is my good brother, it's really righteous enough!" Cui Tao was afraid that I would regret it, so he immediately brought another high hat over.
I waved my hand, looking like I didn't come to this set, and said lightly: "It's not for you in vain, I'm a little hungry, why don't we go out for a meal!" β
"Yes, yes, I know that there is a newly opened farmhouse nearby, which is full of game, and the taste should be very positive, I want to try it, I have always felt that it is expensive and has no chance, and I finally caught it today!" Wang Meng took the opportunity to fall into the well and came up with a more ruthless move.
Hearing this, Cui Tao couldn't help but cover his belt, and it was estimated that he would have to eat instant noodles in the second half of the month, but he didn't dare to refuse to sprinkle, which is called forcibly pretending to be X bragging is a price, and then the four of us rushed towards the newly opened farmhouse!