"I'm afraid of a hammer!" Jiang Zeyi beckoned to the waiter, "Four more bottles of 82-year-old Lafite!"

"No, no!"

Ye Qing hurriedly got up and gestured to the waiter, and looked at Jiang Zeyi, "Brother Jiang, this is not good!"

"What's so bad!"

Jiang Zeyi waved his hand at Ye Qing absently, and then glanced at the waiter and motioned for him to serve wine.

The waiter turned to go out, and after a while, he brought four more bottles of Lafite.

it!

I saw that the waiter brought four bottles of Lafite with a total value of 500,000 yuan.

Ye Qing was a little entangled, a little guilty!

Before coming, he had already 'robbed' the little senior sister of 800 oceans, and he wanted to give Jiang Zeyi a needle, but he didn't lift it!

However, as the saying goes, take people with short hands and eat people with short mouths!

After drinking hundreds of thousands of red wine, you are embarrassed to give people a needle and let people not lift it?

If Ye Qing really wants to do that, isn't it better than a beast......

Besides, why doesn't Jiang Zeyi play according to the routine!!

On the novel website, the city pretends to be a forced text, and the male protagonist is holding a kitchen knife and cutting wires, sparks and lightning all the way.

The supporting characters I encountered were not cerebral palsy, but they were mentally retarded!

For example, he is now the protagonist in the urban pretending to be forced to write about it, and Jiang Zeyi, who is suspected of provoking the little sister, is not the brainless supporting role.

According to the routine of urban pretending to force the text......

When Jiang Zeyi saw his sexy and sultry little sister, his eyes should glow green, and he instantly became a brain-dead who couldn't control the things in his crotch.

Then, he tricked the little senior sister into doing something to him.

As a pig's foot, at this time, he should incarnate as a righteous flower messenger, fight against the brain-dead supporting role, break his hands and feet, and then trample on the root of his life......

Then, the Jiang family wants to take revenge......

As an invincible pig's foot, he held a kitchen knife in his hand, slashed and killed all the way over, and wiped out the Qin and Jiang families......

This kind of routine is right!

"Brother Jiang, why don't you follow the routine of pretending to be forced by the city!"

Ye Qing picked up the goblet and slammed another glass with Jiang Zeyi.

Silent two tears.

Brother Jiang, can you restrain a little, your bold and hospitable mood!

Even if you don't force my little sister to do it, and use your hands and feet, it's the worst, but you have to tease her a few words in your words,

Since then, I will secretly take a shot and prick you so that you don't lift it!

If you do this again, how can I bear to 'poison' you!

half-hour

Ye Qing and Jiang Zeyi, Niu drank three bottles of valuable Lafite.

Ye Qing, who only has 800 living expenses per month, looked at the three bottles of wine that were not left with a drop of wine, and they all felt sorry for Jiang Zeyi.

"Brother, brother go to the bathroom, wait for my brother to come back, let's continue to hi!"

Jiang Zeyi came up with alcohol, shook out of the private room three times, and went to the bathroom to urinate.

The driver's little brother who poked at the door hurriedly followed, supporting Jiang Zeyi, who was shaking three times at a time, for fear that he would fall to the little son of the Jiang family again.

"Little Senior Sister!"

Ye Qing seized the gap and glanced at Murong Yurou, who was sitting elegantly and pouring herself a goblet to drink,

"The plot is not right, you said that Uncle Murong wanted to match you and Jiang Zeyi, but when I looked at Jiang Zeyi, it seemed that I had no interest in you at all!"

"What's going on?"

It's over.

Ye Qing looked at Murong Yurou and asked the question he wanted to ask the most, "Then do I still want to give him a needle?!"

Murong Yurou glanced at him and said lightly, "It's okay if you don't tie it, the money will be returned to the old lady!"

"Little senior sister, don't take such a mill to kill a donkey!"

Ye Qing hurriedly covered his trouser pocket, for fear that Murong Yurou would rush up and snatch his mobile phone.

"Heh, don't take it out, be careful of the hanging under your crotch!"

Murong Yurou threw him a squinted eye, and then took a sip of wine by himself.

Boom... Boom...... boom

"Brother Ye, come on, come on, let's keep up!"

Jiang Zeyi came back with a pee, slammed the door, staggered back, pulled the chair next to Ye Qing, picked up a bottle of Lafite, and poured a full cup for each of them.

Ye Qing held his forehead with his hand and shook his head helplessly.

Jiang Zeyi is obviously drunk, fragmented, sooner or later.

Bang!

Bang the cup again, Ye Qing accompanied Jiang Zeyi again, just like a cup of Lafite with a small 50,000 yuan, it was for nothing, the two of them raised their necks, and killed a full cup.

"...... Separation"

Jiang Zeyi's face was red, and he burped at Ye Qing's face very inelegantly.

The smell of alcohol is overwhelming.

That sour, spicy eyes!

Ye Qing almost didn't get angry.

"Brother Jiang, you're almost drunk, let's not drink it......"

"Just kidding, your brother Jiang is known as a thousand cups and not drunk...... Drinking this little wine is a hammer!"

Jiang Zeyi hooked up with Ye Qing's shoulder, his body staggered, and he came to the root of Ye Qing's ear, and began to talk at length drunk.

"Brother Ye, brother, look at you or a chick!"

Ye Qing nodded awkwardly.

This can also be seen, the elder brother's stable batch, isn't it the legendary old wet machine that both men and women eat?

"Hey, the guy is so spicy and handsome, why is he still a chick who hasn't tasted meat!"

Ye Qing laughed, but he didn't speak, and listened to Jiang Zeyi continue to talk

"Brother, my brother and you hit it off at first sight, one day when you are free, my brother invites you to go to the high-end club to be chic and chic, not my brother blowing with you, the public relations in the club, Yan Thin and Fat, each has its own merits......"

"Part-time college student, contented girl, young woman from a good family,......"

"Brother, do you know what a famous device is!"

Name?

Isn't it a woman's job?

However, Ye Qing knew in his heart what a famous weapon was, but he shook his head blankly.

Wait, Jiang Zeyi popularized science.

Jiang Zeyi smiled with a sly smile, "Hey, my brother will tell my brother about it...... The work below the woman is famous, and the good work is called a famous instrument!"

"Ten famous weapons, my brother will give you a popular science, a lone branch, milk swallows flying double, three spring water, four seasons jade vortex, five dragons playing with pearls, six ambushes, seven tricks exquisite, eight wind and rain, nine song corridors, ten heavenly palaces. ”

"My brother met six of them in that club, especially the nine-song corridor, and it was always exciting to play......"

Ahem!

"Brother Jiang......"

Glancing at Murong Yurou's facial expression from the corner of his eye, but seeing that her face was like frost, Ye Qing smiled awkwardly, signaling Jiang Zeyi to stop, there are still female compatriots at this table!

However, Jiang Zeyi's brain had already given alcohol anesthetized watts, and where could he see Ye Qing giving him a look.

He attached himself to Ye Qing's ear root and asked quietly, "Brother Ye, you tell your brother the truth, do you want to marry your Sister Murong." ”

When Ye Qing heard this, his eyes froze.

Blaspheming my little sister?

has already silently transported the spiritual vitality, and it is lucky in the Lao Palace acupoint, so I want to give Jiang Zeyi's waist and eyes a little bit, so that he will not lift it in the future.

I saw that Jiang Zeyi didn't notice the murderous intent flashing in Ye Qing's eyes at all, and continued to chatter, "You Sister Murong, with big breasts and long legs, you want to fall in love with her if you are a man, right!"

"Don't show off, you Brother Jiang, there are not a thousand women who have played, but also eight hundred, what kind of bird I am, I know ...... in my heart"

"But...... I can't bear the old man in the family, what kind of business marriage do you want to do, and you want to match me and your sister Murong ......"

"Is your brother Jiang the kind of man who gives up the entire forest for the sake of a big tree?"

"Besides, you Brother Jiang really can't bear Huo Huo, you Sister Murong is such a good woman, of course, your Sister Murong's popularity in our circle is amazing......

Hearing this, Ye Qing silently put away his spiritual energy.

He heard it.

Jiang Zeyi was also disgusted by the business marriage arranged by the family!

Belch!

Speaking of this, Jiang Zeyi burped and patted Ye Qing's shoulder.

"To put it bluntly, your brother Jiang has a girl he really likes, and that girl is a beer promoter in a nightclub......"

"That girl's name is Wang Xiaoyou, from the countryside...... She's not the same as the glamorous sluts her brother knows!"

"How can my brother say that it is an old driver, that girl, is it a chick, my brother can see it at a glance...... Hehe, working in that kind of place, you can still stay in the chicks, and get out of the mud without staining!"

"Big drop good girl!" Jiang Zeyi gave a thumbs up.

"She's with her brother, she doesn't want anything, her brother wants to buy her clothes and bags, she doesn't want them all!"

"What kind of smoky place is a nightclub, how can my brother rest assured that she works there...... She found a position in her brother's company, and she said that she was uneducated and couldn't do it, so she had to stay in that nightclub as a beer promoter!"

"Alas, my brother is also worried!"

Ye Qing squinted and smiled, and interjected at the right time, "Brother Jiang, don't force everything, you can't ask for it!"

Speaking of the troubles, Jiang Zeyi picked up Lafei again, poured him and Ye Qing a full glass.

Clinking glasses, Ye Qing accompanied Jiang Zeyi to kill another full cup.

Two full cups are a whole bottle, and it is a small 100,000!

If you have money, you can really be so capricious.

Poof!

After killing this full cup, Jiang Zeyi completely broke off, fell headlong on the table, and fell asleep.

Ye Qing shook his head helplessly.

Fortunately, Jiang Zeyi has a driver.

The little brother of the driver in his thirties who had been poking at the door saw the boss lying on the table and did not wake up.

"Little boy, little boy?"

He stepped over and shouted at Jiang Zeyi a few times, and seeing that the latter didn't react at all, he smiled awkwardly at Ye Qing and Murong Yurou, and called the waiter to pay the bill.

Settle the bill.

"Two, I'm sorry, the little boy is not strong enough to drink, I'll send the little boy back first!"

The driver's little brother Xiang Ye Qing and Murong Yurou accompanied, so he picked up Jiang Zeyi and staggered away.

Jiang Zeyi is gone.

Left, Ye Qing and Murong Yurou, sitting at the dining table, staring at each other with big eyes.

"Bring it!"

Murong Yurou raised her melon seed face that charmed all beings, hugged her arms around her chest, stared at Ye Qing with squinted eyes, and half-stretched out her lotus arms.

Ye Qing began to pretend to be stupid, and said with a hippie smile, "Little Senior Sister, what did you say, why don't I understand what you mean?!"

"Don't talk to the old lady!"

Murong Yurou said lightly, "Alipay, eight hundred oceans, one less, the old lady chopped you and hanged you!"

After speaking.

She picked up the knife on the dining table and pointed it at the solid wood dining table, the tip of the knife pointed downward, and slammed it straight down.

Penetrating!

Ye Qing: O)?

Old twitch, play really?

Don't leave now, but when.

"Woman, good knife skills!"

I saw that he suddenly got up, his waist straightened, and he hugged his fists and arched his hand to Murong Yurou, who was sitting elegantly, "Say goodbye!"

After speaking.

Ye Qing ran away and slipped out of the private room like the wind.

"Cowardice!"

Seeing Ye Qing fleeing in a panic, Murong Yurou's eyebrows furrowed, she hooked her lips and smiled, got up gracefully, and left the private room with her.

They all pretend to be blind dates, and they are all happy.

The little son of the Jiang family, the wild waves are wild waves, but they are also interesting.