Chapter 6: Self-inflicted affection
Early the next morning, Chen Qian slept until she woke up naturally.
Fat Chen was already dressed and sitting on a stool waiting for her.
Chen Qian stretched, got dressed, and put on her shoes.
looked at Fat Chen, with a look of disgust, and said, "Are you going to sell me today, scumbag." ”
Fat Chen seemed to see something, and said casually, "Mine is called Xiao Tian, or Xiao Tian Gongzi." Take you to a fun place today. ”
Chen Qian said, "Xiaotian, I want to go home, please take me home, I can't live in this era." I'm just a country girl with little education. I'll go crazy if I stay any longer. ”
When Chen Xiaotian heard this, his brows furrowed, but he was happy in his heart, it was really blessed to be able to keep a person from the future world by his side.
Chen Xiaotian said, "You are now my person, and I will use my life's strength to help you complete your wishes, before that." You must listen to me, or I will bully you to death. ”
Chen Qian said, "If you can help me return to my time, I invite you to eat melon seeds." ”
Chen Xiaotian smiled, "Melon seeds are a few dollars a catty, can you be a little sincere, haha."
Chen Qian said, "Then I'll play with you today, don't take me to the brothel." ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "Let's go, don't go to the brothel." ”
Chen Qian and Chen Xiaotian check out. After settling the account, Chen Qian followed behind Chen Xiaotian. She's already back in women's clothes.
There were a lot of pedestrians on the road, but when they saw Chen Qian, they all expressed a feeling of annoyance. Maybe the birthmark is too conspicuous.
Fortunately, Chen Xiaotian can still accept it, and I don't know if he is color blind, Chen Qian looked at everyone's demeanor and thought.
As the two of them walked, they met a handsome young man who was less than five feet tall and sold biscuits.
Chen Qian said, "Chen Xiaotian, let's buy two baked cakes." ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "Okay." ”
Chen Xiaotian and Chen Qian walked up, and Chen Xiaotian said, "You have a name for this baked cake." ”
The handsome man pointed to the words on the box, and then looked at what Chen Xiaotian and Chen Qian were wearing, and saw that they were wearing the clothes of the master and servant. said, "Wu Dalang cooks cakes." The guest officer and sister-in-law came to a few. ”
Chen Qian said, "Wu Dalang, you are enough, do you have an elder brother named Wu Er." ”
The handsome man said, "yes, what's wrong. ”
Chen Qian said, "I heard that he will be a big hero who kills tigers in the future." ”
The handsome man said, "This is not the future, my second brother came home yesterday and he told me." ”
Chen Xiaotian watched from the sidelines. Didn't say anything.
Chen Qian said, "Xiaotian, let's buy a few cooking cakes first, I'm going to sit down and talk to the boss." ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "Okay." Boss, we want six cookcakes. ”
The handsome man gave them two bowls with three pancakes in them. Chen Xiaotian gave him a few copper plates.
Chen Xiaotian and Chen Qian sat on their seats and ate a few bites of cooking cakes.
Chen Qian opened her mouth and said, "Boss, is my wife's name Jin Lian?" ”
The handsome man said, "Yes, she's a good wife. ”
Chen Qian said, "Boss, I propose that you install the sticks that support the windows of your house. ”
The handsome man said, "Why is that?" ”
Chen Xiaotian was also puzzled.
Chen Qian said, "Does your lady live on the second floor?" If the stick hits a gangster on the head, you can get into trouble. ”
The handsome man said, "Oh, thank you for the reminder." When I go back today, I'll glue the stick. This way you can guarantee that you will not fall. ”
Chen Qian said, "The boss has good means. The owner came to the guest. You're busy, I'll eat first. ”
Chen Xiaotian was very curious, and Chen Qian seemed to know something strange.
The two of them quickly finished their cooking cakes and left the stall.
Chen Xiaotian said, "What do you mean by saying this just now?" Could it be that in the future, something will happen to the owner of the cooking cake? ”
Chen Qian said, "I also listened to the drama. ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "So I'm interested in knowing how things develop." Let's go to his house and step on the spot. ”
Chen Qian said, "Do you want to become a Ximen official?" ”
Chen Xiaotian frowned slightly.
A tall, mighty man appeared in front of them. He was holding a folding fan in his hand and wearing gorgeous clothes, and he said to Chen Qian, "This lady, what are you doing here." You don't look good, but your body is great. It's a pity that I'm a decent man. Otherwise, the lady will. ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "Ximen Cheap Chicken, this is my woman." Don't mess around. ”
Simon Cheap Chicken said, "Which green onion are you?" Look for death. ”
Chen Xiaotian shouted, "Ximen blows water, if you don't come out, I will deduct your salary." ”
At this time, a slender and handsome man rushed out of the crowd and blocked in front of Chen Xiaotian.
Chen Xiaotian said, "He wants to beat me, what do you say." ”
Simon took out a big ingot of gold. He said, "What he can give you, I can give you tenfold." You chopped Chen Xiaotian for me. ”
Simon Blowing Water said, "Thank you." ”
Simon took the gold and put it in his bosom. Turning his head to look at Chen Xiaotian and Chen Qian, he said, "He gave a lot of money, you should die." ”
Simon blows water and pulls out his killer weapon, a spray can. It is a tubular tool that Chen Qian usually uses to spray pesticides in the field.
He squirted at Chen Xiaotian.
Chen Xiaotian fell to the ground on the spot.
Simon blew water and said, "Do you want this girl to chop it too?" ”
Simon Cheap Chicken said, "I'm going to take this girl home." ”
Chen Qian ran away. Chen Xiaotian died like this. If you don't run, you'll die.
Chen Qian ran 50 meters. 100 meters, 200 meters. She escaped.
But she didn't know where to go.
This is the ancient world. It's not that she's an uneducated person, it's still a place where a woman can live. Suddenly, even a man left him in an instant, and he was still eating cooking cakes with him just now.
Yesterday, he specially gave himself a warm man to drink sugar water. Alas.
Chen Qian plucked up her courage and returned the same way.
At this time, there were already many people surrounding the place of the incident.
Chen Qian went in and found that there were people on the ground, only a pile of tangerine peels scattered all over the ground.
Chen Qian asked a person next to her, "What's going on." ”
"That person has been carried away by the government, and I don't know why that person brought so many tangerine peels."
Chen Qian said, "Which direction is the government in?" ”
"It's not far ahead."
Chen Qian jumped out of the crowd. Come to the government's mansion.
It was found that Simon Cheap Chicken gave a gold to the official. And he went out.
Chen Qian hurriedly hid.
Chen Xiaotian was still lying in the court.
Chen Qian walked in, but was stopped by the officials.
Chen Xiaotian on the ground stood up. The ruler gave him a small ingot of gold.
Chen Xiaotian walked out.
Chen Qian walked over. Said angrily, "Your double reeds are really powerful. I thought you were dead. ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "I'm leaving this city, don't make some money for the journey, how can I feed you stupid girl." ”
Chen Qian said, "Where am I stupid, am I stupid?" ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "Stupid girl." Let's go and have a look at Wu Dalang's house. ”
Chen Qian said, "You don't want to be a villain, do you?" ”
After speaking, he raised his hand and carried Chen Xiaotian's ear.
Chen Xiaotian said, "It hurts. ”
Chen Qian let go of Chen Xiaotian. said, "I also want to see how she seduces Simon Cheap Chicken." ”
Chen Xiaotian was shocked, "How do you know." ”
Chen Qian said, "The play said it. Let's go, let's see how it looks. ”
Chen Qian and Chen Xiaotian came to Wu Dalang's house.
Wu Dalang's home is quite magnificent. Chen Xiaotian just walked down to the window of his house. A beautiful young woman above opened the window, and the pole in her hand accidentally fell down and hit Chen Xiaotian's head.
Chen Xiaotian felt a sharp pain coming. Fainted on the spot.
The woman above saw it and quickly closed the window.
Chen Qian was right behind him. She wanted to help Chen Xiaotian up.
It was a beautiful woman who opened the door and came over in a panic.
The woman said, "What's wrong with him?" ”
Chen Qian looked at the beautiful woman and said, "He was knocked out by you." How do you say. ”
"We carried him into the house," the woman said. Let's see what's going on. ”
Chen Qian said, "I am his sister. Be careful with that. ”
Chen Qian and the woman carried Chen Xiaotian into the house, carried him up to the second floor, and put him on the bed.
Chen Qian touched his nose. said, "He can't do it, do artificial respiration quickly." You hurt people, you hurry up, otherwise he has three long and two short, and you will die. ”
The woman was very anxious, "How do you get it?" ”
Chen Qian said, "Blow on him mouth-to-mouth." ”
The woman said, "I will." ”
The beautiful woman sat directly on Chen Xiaotian's body and kissed Chen Xiaotian one bite at a time.
Chen Qian blushed when she saw it. "No, it's blowing," she said. ”
The woman who was as beautiful as a flower had to blow mouth to mouth on Chen Xiaotian.
Ten minutes passed. Chen Qian touched Chen Xiaotian's nose again.
Chen Qian said, "Now I have breathing." It's just that I didn't wake up. ”
The woman said, "Sister, you go out and wait first, I will perform a secret spell on him, and he will wake up." Get out and bring the door. ”
Chen Qian is also a stupid girl who has no experience, where would she think so much. So he went out of the room and brought the door with him. Standing at the door, in a daze. But she heard the woman's panting voice strangely, and it was getting heavier and heavier.
She's a stupid girl, and she thinks she's doing some kind of secret art, because she's only read one novel, and she only knows a little about it in that novel.
Finally, she heard "poof, poof" and the sound of several corks being pulled out.
Then, after a long time, the woman's voice was heard again with joy and excitement.
Chen Qian was wondering, would this secret technique have to be performed twice. It seems that Chen Xiaotian's injury is not small.
This time it took a lot longer than the first one. Finally, the woman said, "It's done, you're mine." And then, there was silence.
After a while, the man seemed to wake up, and the man shouted angrily, "Have you passed my consent?" Slut", "Bang Bang", even slapped in the face.
Chen Xiaotian shouted, "You get out of here." Slut"
The woman cried and said, "Woo woo. At this time my house. ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "Get out, this house is bought, you can get out." ”
Chen Qian saw the woman with messy hair walking out, her face was red, as if she had a few big handprints, but she didn't use much force. Her chest was heaving and unstable. It seems to be a very energy-consuming secret technique, and it has been beaten, haha.
Soon Chen Xiaotian walked out. His clothes are neatly dressed, maybe he has a habit of cleanliness.
He glared at the beautiful woman and said solemnly, "Remember that sticks can't be thrown around, it's not good to blow people up." Slut, next time I'll settle accounts with you, you'd better wait at home. If anything, I'll be the first to kill you. He turned his head to Chen Qian and said, "Ugly woman, let's go." ”。 Pulled Chen Qian downstairs. Out of the house.
Leaving Jin Lian alone, she was crying silently.
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Chen Xiaotian took Chen Qian to find a carriage at the car dealership.
Chen Qian and Chen Xiaotian were sitting in the carriage at this time.
Chen Xiaotian looked at Chen Qian viciously, shed tears of remorse, and said, "Woo, my good-looking back is gone." Her cupping secret skills are too scummy, and I'm still scared of them. It hurts me to death. Go back and check on me, if there is something, I will never let her go, she has not taken the qualification certificate, the practice certificate, just take the post, the technology is really poor. ”
Chen Qian listened like a thunderbolt from the blue. said, "... But the woman said she was going to perform a secret spell and told me to wait outside the house. I didn't expect her to be such a shameless person. It seems that she is also glorified in the play, and when I go back, I will definitely rewrite this play. ”
Chen Xiaotian was about to vomit blood when he heard this. It's yourself who is hurting now.
Chen Xiaotian said, "You're stupid." Knowing that she is this kind of person, you still promise her? Are you stupid? What do you say? ”
Chen Qian cried, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "Forget it, let's just take it as a nightmare, fortunately, the object of the dream is that you are torturing me." Otherwise, I will kill her. ”
Chen Qian blushed with shame. said, "Where am I so bad, I am good by nature,." Okay, okay, it's all over, don't be angry. I won't blame you. ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "Why do you blame me, I am passive in the whole world." She's so shameless. ”
Chen Qian rested Chen Xiaotian's head on her shoulder. said, "Be good, don't cry." Or go back and kill her. ”
Chen Xiaotian frowned and said, "This is not good, it depends on the situation." ”
Chen Qian said, "Forget it, forget her." ”
Chen Xiaotian said, "She is very good-looking, but she is too proactive, I don't agree." ”
Chen Qian immediately grabbed Chen Xiaotian's two ears. said, "You still want to take the initiative and look for death." Are you hiding something from me? Say. ”
Chen Xiaotian screamed in pain.
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