The Flipping Lake
After falling asleep for a while, I woke up again, probably because I had drunk too much beer and wanted to climb out to make it easier.
"I brought you a night pot." Boss Ning said with his back to me.
"You haven't slept yet?" I was surprised.
"I'm the god of dreams and sleep, and I don't have to sleep." Boss Ning said.
"Then I'm going to use it in the tent, isn't that too much?" I say.
"You're in the tent. Nothing. In a plastic bag in a travel bag. ”
Thinking of the howling cold wind outside, the tent was still warm because of that kind of rechargeable heater.
I hesitated, but took out the night pot he had brought.
This night pot still has a shape. It's the kind of boy holding the carp, the big mouth of the carp is the entrance of the night pot, and Boss Ning's taste is really fascinating......
Just as I was using the night pot, I happened to look up and saw a strange shadow reflected on the tent cloth under the light of the street lamp.
My hands shook a little.
The shadow is like an alien from a horror movie, with its mouth wide open sideways, and inside it are fangs, the image of a monster that exists in nightmares.
As soon as I wanted to call Boss Ning, he covered my mouth.
"Don't talk." Boss Ning said, "That thing will rush over as long as it hears the sound of people talking." It seems that the guy who is not convinced that you went on a treasure hunt came to find fault. ”
I nodded, and Boss Ning continued: "I'm not mortal, so he can't hear my whispers, you go ahead and pee your pee." I went out to cope with it. Wait until you're done peeing before going out, and pour the night pot by the way. ”
"............" felt inexplicably nervous and ashamed.
So under the gaze of Boss Ning, I finally got on the most urgent trumpet in my life.
When Boss Ning went out with the night pot, all the lights outside the tent suddenly went out.
Only the luminous electronic clock in the tent illuminated at this time illuminated, providing the only source of light.
I curled up in my sleeping bag, my eyes wide open, and I listened carefully, and it was terrible outside, not knowing what was really going on
Sometimes, God's battles are so silent that mortals can't notice them, but they are also tragic.
I turned my head to look at the electronic clock and found that something had gone wrong with the electronic clock, and the time had been fixed at one moment.
2:33 a.m.
Even my phone's time display stopped at this time, so I couldn't calculate how long time had passed.
Finally, after a long dead silence, Boss Ning's voice sounded outside the tent-
"Junhua, Junhua!"
He called me twice.
I hesitated for a moment.
Then another Boss Ning's voice sounded: "Don't agree, that's a way for ghosts to call people, you won't be so stupid that you don't know this." ”
It is said that if you hear someone calling your name in the middle of the night, don't answer it.
In fact, this legend is precisely because some alien gods use the art of speech and spirit to eat people in the middle of the night. Some gods do not have the five senses of mortals, hiding between the void and the real, but they rely on their voices to discern their direction.
"Dream Spirit! You damn fellow! The alien god who came to attack at night finally couldn't help but be angry, "Qin Junhua must not snatch our treasure!" The treasure is ours! ”
"Hehe, Qin Junhua only likes one thing, that is, money, he is not interested in your secret treasure at all, and I am not interested either, what we are interested in is just the right to know." Boss Ning said, "It's impossible for your small actions to escape from the monitoring of the eye of the sky, so don't do fearless resistance, the more you resist, the faster you will perish." ”
"Damn! Damn it! He's just a mortal! What qualifications are there to regulate the gods! ”
"This doesn't matter, in order to implement Qin Junhua's benevolent style, I have already given you a chance, and now, the opportunity is gone, so I am going to enjoy dessert after dinner." Boss Ning grinned and said.
The alien gods not only fought each other, but even devoured each other.
But some exotic gods are difficult to digest, so no one wants to eat them - for example, the special type of gods such as life spirits are themselves numerological whirlpools, and they are empty "idea monsters" that cannot be swallowed concretely.
Moreover, the spirits themselves do not have digestive organs, or even the concept of eating.
It's just a whirlpool that keeps spinning in nothingness.
However, Boss Ning, as a dream spirit, was born with the ability to devour other gods.
Don't we often say the rhetoric of "being consumed by nightmares", which proves that dreams can indeed eat people.
In an instant, the darkness outside the tent turned into a kaleidoscope of strange flowers, and then quickly disappeared.
The light of the streetlights is back.
Boss Ning also walked in with a night pot.
"Well, this night pot is cute!" Boss Ning didn't seem to be in any big deal, and he also boasted about the night pot he bought.
"Very good, very good." I nodded like garlic.
"That strange god smells of dirt and slag, I don't know which ravine it is, it's not delicious at all." Boss Ning said.
"The alien god still smells!?"
"Well, the taste is different, for example, the peach god, which tastes sweet and sour, and the idol god who pretended to be a ghost that I have eaten before, is curry-flavored. But the best thing to eat is your body. Boss Ning bared his teeth and showed a terrible smile.
"What do I smell like?" I asked.
"Indescribably delicious, impossible to describe in human language." Boss Ning said, "When you say that, I want to try it again." ”
Then there's the content that isn't suitable for children.
Boss Ning, who seems to have eaten other gods, is prone to excitement.
The next day, no one came to continue harassing us, and Li Xuanqing and Tang Xiu slept soundly last night and had no idea what was going on
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And just like that, in idleness, we spent another two days, not pitching another tent, but spending the night in the hotel.
After spending one night in the hotel, they actually said that the first day of the new year was a holiday, all the employees went home, and the tenants all left, so we had to go back to the lake again, this time staying in Tang Xiu's RV.
Tang Xiu's RV even has a bathroom, it's really amazing.
Finally, it was the first day of the new year. Before dawn, fog began to rise around the lake.
However, the fog was strange, and it was clear for a kilometer on the shores of the lake, and the rest of the area was covered with thick fog.
Luckily, we were on the edge of the fog area, just in time to see the whole lake.
The sun is not strong on the surface of the lake, but it also has a bit of sparkling beauty.
I sat in a wheelchair with mineral water and waited for the first "spectacle" to appear.
However, we waited all morning by the lake, and not only did we see no wonders, but we also saw no other strange gods.
"Why are we the only ones, are the people of the alien god tour group cowardly? Or do you think we're the substitutes for the dead? Li Xuanqing said.
"Maybe they're watching, they just don't know where to hide." I say.
After lunch, the surface of the lake remained unchanged and the fog gradually cleared.
At this time, we finally saw the tourist bus on the lake embankment in the distance, and a group of tourists squatted on the edge of the lake embankment, facing us across the bank.
"The group of people in the tour group is also impatient, and they are too lazy to hide." Boss Ning said.
"Maybe any treasure is a lie." Tang Xiu said, "Why don't I take you on a foreign trip next time!" Xuanqing, let's go to the Aegean Sea. ”
Li Xuanqing's eyes suddenly lit up.
At this time, there was a rumbling sound in the lake, and we hurriedly went to see the lake, only to see that the water level on the lake was constantly falling, and as the water level dropped, there were really small islands in the lake!
It is not so much a small island, but a collection of craggy and strange rocks piled up with strange stones, the largest "island", which is only the size of a football field, with a strange stone mountain dozens of meters high, and a pavilion on the stone mountain.
"This is a spectacle?! Stone islands emerging from the lake? Li Xuanqing said.
I looked through my binoculars for a moment and said, "That's not an ordinary stone. That island is a treasure. ”
"Huh?" The crowd looked at me strangely.
"The stones that make up those stone islands are all the best strange stones in the world. Each piece is priceless. I said.
Tang Xiu was stunned and said, "Since it is so precious, why hasn't it been taken away?" ”
"Because the gods piled up these stones here, mortals can't snatch the treasure from the gods, just look at the dense fog around you, and mortals who try to get close to Strange Stone Island are definitely out of luck. It's just that I don't know what god piled up strange stones here. Boss Ning said.
"I can still open my eyes a little bit." I said, "So you can see the strange stones piled up here, some of which are even famous stones in history, but the most precious one is in that pavilion." Somebody needs to get it, and I think that's the key to getting to the second part. ”
"Then I'll go." Tang Xiudao.
As he said this, the water continued to fall, and in some places even the dry riverbed was exposed, and where there was water, it didn't look very deep.
"It's more convenient to get past that way." Tang Xiudao.
I don't know if my words were heard by the people in the tour group on the other side, and they even started jumping off the riverbed and walking towards Strange Rock Island.
"They're going to get the first shot! I'm going to catch up with them! Tang Xiu turned around and went to the car to get tools.
"Don't rush!" I said, "Since Strange Stone Island can stand there for so many years, it won't be easy for people to get it!" ”
As soon as I finished speaking, the whole lake suddenly flipped like a flipped coin!! Strange Stone Island was turned over to the "bottom" of the lake!!
On the other side of the "lake" that was turned over, it was covered with black sludge, and countless Gu insects of all sizes stretched out from the sludge, making a babbling sound, just like a dense forest formed by Gu worms!
In the place where the original stone island was located, there was the upper body of a huge rusty machine, which was a statue of a god made of machinery, but it was incomplete and seemed to have been scrapped a long time ago.
"These Gu worms are all derivatives of all kinds of boring experiments carried out by the gods, but they are very ferocious, mortals will die if they touch them, we have to wait until the next time the lake flips before we can act, and we don't know when the lake will flip again." Boss Ning said, "This flipped lake can be regarded as a spectacle!" ”
As he spoke, the surface of the lake flipped again, and the alien gods who had gone down before were all crushed into meat sauce!
There's no time to get the most precious stone!