Text Chapter 104 Staring Food
This Han Xiaoyan was lying on the beam of the house to watch a good show, and he didn't want the window to "flutter" again, and then a snow-white big cat jumped in! Seeing that the black cat had come to help, Han Xiao couldn't help but worry about the mouse, thinking, "No matter how big that mouse is, can it still beat the two big cats?" ”。
He was worrying about it, but when he saw the big mouse, he suddenly "squeaked" at the two big cats! The two big cats seemed to have been electrocuted, all the hair on their bodies stood up, and their backs were hunched and they let out a strange "woo"!
The cat's cry was miserable and weird, even Han Xiaoyan couldn't help but shudder, he thought to himself: "These two cats are so fierce, it seems that the big mouse is going to be doomed today!" ”。 He had just thought this in his heart, but he saw that the black cat suddenly jumped up on the spot and flew towards the big mouse on the stove!
But the big mouse was not afraid, bared its big teeth, and bit the black cat's body! The black cat was taken aback and quickly jumped away! The white cat saw a flaw next to it, it bit the tail of the big mouse from behind, the big mouse was in pain, "squeaked" a strange scream, turned over, and rushed towards the white cat!
The white cat didn't want to fight the big mouse, so it kicked on its hind legs and jumped high, avoiding the big mouse's collision! The big mouse turned around and saw two cats crouching behind him, and he had just eaten a dumb loss, and he didn't dare to make a mistake, so he retreated into the stove, and his butt was against the wall!
Those two big cats are also battle-hardened, as the saying goes, as soon as the connoisseur stretches out his hand, he will know if there is one! As soon as the two cats tried it, they knew that the big mouse was not very easy to deal with today, and both cats became cautious, and they kept spinning around the big mouse!
Han Xiaoyan on the roof of the beam was in a hurry at this time, it wanted to watch a cat and mouse battle, but who would have thought that it would become a boring protracted battle? Han Xiaoyan was bored, and thought to himself: "These two big cats are too cowardly, and they were scared by ...... mice!" ”。 Then he thought of the Boxers, who had a large number of people, and they were also frightened by thousands of foreigners, wouldn't they be like the two big cats in front of him? Thinking of this, Han Xiaoyan couldn't help but spit to vent the indignation in his heart!
Unexpectedly, his spit actually alarmed the two big cats, just when the two big cats were in a daze, the big mouse "poofed", actually came out of the corner of the wall, biting the neck of the white cat, only to see the blood flashing, the white cat "meow", was directly bitten off the head by the big mouse!
Han Xiaoyan was shocked to see the reversal of the situation, so frightened that he almost didn't fall off the roof of the beam, and then he realized that this big mouse didn't cause it, it turned out that it was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! Could it be that this big rat is really a big rat who has become a fine mouse? Before Han Xiaoyan's thought was finished, he saw the big mouse holding the ground with his tail, raised his hind legs, and kicked the white cat's corpse out!
The black cat trembled with fright at this time, and all the majesty just now was gone, like a defeated rooster! Since the big mouse bit the white cat to death, he turned around and pounced on the black cat again! The black cat turned around and wanted to escape, but where was the opponent of the big mouse? In the blink of an eye, he was bitten by a big rat and his flesh was blurred, and he was whimpering!
Han Xiaoyan lay on the beam of the house, watching this thrilling battle, he didn't even dare to come out, and a cold sweat broke out on his head! He was secretly glad in his heart, fortunately he hid it tightly and was not discovered by this big mouse!
Han Xiaoyan didn't dare to move anymore, he heard the three watches knocked outside, and then he knew that there were still two hours before dawn, he probed and saw that the big mouse below was still underneath and hadn't left, and he was so anxious! He couldn't help but be annoyed, and thought to himself, "Why is Lao Tzu so unlucky? This has just come out of the wolf's den and entered the tiger's den, it is better to fight with those foreign devils, and if he dies, he can be regarded as a horse leather shroud, and he sacrificed his life for the country, if he was really bitten to death by this big mouse, then what kind of thing is it? ”。
When he was thinking wildly, he heard a sound on the roof of the beam, and a lot of dust fell on the top of his head, Han Xiaoyan was blinded, he rubbed his eyes, and felt strange in his heart, raised his head to look up, only to see a colorful snake swimming down above his head!
Han Xiaoyan's liver and gall were broken, and he screamed bitterly in his heart, so he had no choice but to close his eyes and hug the beam, and he didn't dare to move! Fortunately, the big snake didn't notice him and swam straight in front of him! Han Xiaoyan waited for the big snake to pass, then wiped a cold sweat, and saw the snake swimming straight towards the big mouse. At this time, he realized in his heart that the big snake was led out by a big mouse!
The big snake silently crawled behind the mouse, and suddenly stood up, before Han Xiaoyan could see it clearly, the big snake's body suddenly twisted, and it suddenly entangled the big mouse, the big mouse "squeaked" and screamed, wanting to bite the big snake's body with its mouth, but couldn't bite it, just when the big mouse was desperately struggling, the big snake suddenly tightened its body, and the big rat's muscles and bones were broken, and the rat's body was out of breath!
The big snake slowly let go of the big mouse and wanted to eat it, but found that the mouse was too big to swallow after tossing for a long time. It wasn't until the rooster crowed three times outside that the big snake threw down the big mouse and swam out in a daze!
Han Xiao saw that it was already dawn outside the window, and hurriedly jumped off the beam, and was about to push the door out, but suddenly remembered that when he was asking for food in the countryside, he had heard someone say that this big rat fur was precious, and the price was more than gold! So he turned back and went to see the big rat that had stiffened, and at this time the sunlight outside the window had shone in, and he saw that the big rat with black hair was still dressed in the night, and under the light of this ray of sunlight, it was shining like gold!
Han Xiaoyan secretly praised in his heart and said, "It's really a good skin!" ”。 So he found a furoshiki in the kitchen, wrapped the big rat, carried it on his back, and jumped over the wall while there was no one outside.
After Han Xiaoyan jumped out of the wall, he ordered a set of clothes in the courtyard of a house, changed the clothes on his body, grabbed some soil on the ground, wiped himself with a big flower face, picked up a bamboo stick on the side of the road, and a big bowl full of gaps, and pretended to be called Huazi!
Han Xiaoyan pretended to be called Hanako, that was vivid, who made him a Hanako in the first place? He knocked on the bamboo stick, carried the broken bowl, and slipped down the street, touching the two big sons in his pocket as he walked!
What Han Xiaoyan ate last night has long since turned into feces in her stomach, and she has been tossed by rats and snakes all night, and her stomach has long been "gurgling"! He carried these two eldest sons, looking for a place to eat, but after all, the two eldest sons were too few, and the serious restaurant could not enter, so he took the two eldest sons and looked for the stalls on the street, and when he inquired, he still couldn't afford to eat!
Han Xiaoyan pondered, it seems that these two eldest sons can't do anything, so I might as well go back to my old job. So he picked up the broken bowl and was about to eat along the street! As he walked, he saw a group of people around the street in front of him, and there was still a hot steam in the middle. Han Xiaoyan was so hungry at this time, when he smelled this smell, he couldn't walk for a long time! So he squeezed into the crowd to see what the hell the gang was eating!
When I went in, I saw a large stove in the middle of it, and a large cauldron was sitting on top of it, and the heat was boiling in the cauldron, and a pot of something was boiling! The breathtaking fragrance wafts out of the cauldron! Next to her stood a short and fat old lady, she copied an iron horse spoon in her right hand, held a shiny rag in her left hand, and shouted with spit in her mouth: "A big boy and a chopstick...... A big boy and a chopstick! ”。
There are more than a dozen idlers gathered around the cauldron, all looking at a person with bare eyes, fishing out of the cauldron! Han Xiaoyan couldn't understand it, so he asked the person next to him what was this for? The person next to him told him that this was a stare!
It turns out that this staring food, that is, the shopkeeper folds the leftovers in the restaurant into the cauldron, fills a pot of cold water, boils, and then pulls it with a horse spoon, this cauldron has both chicken bones and fish bones, as well as soup balls and pork ribs that have not been eaten and gnawed, and they are placed on the side of the street.
Han Xiaoyan understood, it turned out that there were such strange transactions in this world! So he took out the two big coins on his body and handed them to the boss, wanting to try his luck too! I don't want him to just pick up the chopsticks, and I saw a tattered child wearing it on the opposite side and also gave the boss two big pieces!
The two of them each rejected the side of the cauldron, and they both copied chopsticks and stared at the pot, the pot was steaming and foggy! Han Xiaoyan fanned off the mist and saw a pot of black oil soup boiling in the pot, and there was a layer of green-headed flies floating on the surface of the oil soup!
This green-headed fly is different from this ordinary fly, the older generation knows that green-headed flies are laid and hatched in the manure pit, so this pot of green-headed flies floating on the oil soup is particularly eye-catching! Although Han Xiaoyan knew the difference, he hadn't chewed grain for a day, and his chest was attached to his back when he was already hungry. He rolled up his sleeves, clenched his chopsticks, and looked left and right in the steaming mist, wanting to grab a chicken leg in one fell swoop!
Han Xiaoyan poked the chopsticks into the pot, clamped hard, and felt that a big guy was clamped, he was overjoyed, and he pinned it up, and sure enough, a chicken leg was fished up! The skin of the chicken thighs is golden and shiny! The greedy Han Xiaoyan drools!
Han Xiaoyan was about to clamp the chicken leg in front of him, but suddenly found that there was a pair of chopsticks on the other end of the chicken leg tightly clamped! Han Xiaoyan raised his eyes and saw that it was the half-sized man standing opposite him!
The two looked at each other angrily, and they both clamped their chopsticks, for fear that the chicken legs would fall into the pot again! Han Xiaoyan said, "Mine! ”。
The half-grown boy said, "It's mine!" ”。
Han Xiaoyan said angrily: "Obviously, I got it first!" ”。
The half-grown man said: "Fart, you ask it, does it promise you?" ”。
Han Xiaoyan was furious, and swung his fist at the half-sized son, who lowered his head to avoid Han Xiaoyan's fist, and scolded angrily: "You still dare to hit someone? Lao Tzu fought with you! ”。 After that, the chopsticks pressed down, and the chicken leg fell into the oil soup again with a "poof"!