Chapter 2: Drunken Nonsense
But after a few moments, I noticed that the snake did not seem to have malicious intent, but was spitting out the core of me, as if to thank me.
I said, "White Snake, White Snake, for the sake of me once sparing your life, you can let me go." ”
The white snake let go, looked at me reluctantly, and then walked away into the mountains and forests.
That night I had another dream, and the seventh princess of Naluoshui said, "Husband, I am going into retreat, and I have sent a maidservant to serve you." ”
This dream is really strange, who is the seventh princess of Luoshui, and she has to send a maidservant to serve me, is it true or purely my imagination.
The next day, the village sent Xiao Muyun to come to me, saying that the daughter of the old Zhao family in the village died, and he was going to marry a guy from the next town.
I'll just say that this kid doesn't make dead people's money, I won't go! Mu Yun said that he just asked me to accompany Zhuang Zhuang, his parents were sick in bed, and he couldn't do it without money.
It's better to make money from the dead than to let your parents die.
Hearing him say this, I also relented, and this kid also said, just in case, let me ask Master for a few ghost amulets.
I did so, made up a lie, and asked Master for two.
The yin wedding was at night, and Mu Yun and I were squatting by the river.
Mu Yun said that he had already investigated, and the two families who were married in Yin were going to use a paper boat to sink the male and female couples.
At about twelve o'clock in the night, the two families came with white cloth on their backs, and some people carried a paper boat.
The two families put the paper boat on the water, and the bodies of the two were placed on it, and the dead woman was really wearing gold and silver, and it was a little dazzling in the moonlight, and it seemed that she had buried a lot of good things!
Mu Yun's eyes lit up, ready to move.
The two families then pushed the paper boat into the Yellow River, burned incense and prayed, and left.
After their backs disappeared, Mu Yun dragged me and rushed out, jumped into the water, threw off his arms and swam straight to the paper boat!
At this point, the paper boat was already sinking.
Mu Yun's hands and eyes were quick, and he directly grabbed the female corpse at once, and looted the gold and silver jewelry on her body in three times and five by two.
When I came back to the shore, I said that it was nothing, and I thought I would cheat the corpse!
I was a little worried, and when I returned to the snake factory hut, the next day, I found a shoe at the door, which seemed to be the woman's corpse from last night!
Then, at noon, I heard the bad news about Mu Yun!
The villagers said that Mu Yun was crazy, and he cut his neck in half! Bleeding and laughing, he ran to the Yellow River, threw himself into the water, and committed suicide, without even catching up the body.
Maybe it's protected by Master's talisman, so I'm fine.
In the middle of the night the next night, I suddenly heard a noise in the window, and when I got up, I looked, oh my mother!
It was the female corpse the night before! Looking at me from the edge of the window! The eyes are vicious.
I hurriedly took out Master's two talismans and held them tightly in my hands as talismans.
Suddenly, I saw the body of this female corpse falling backwards, what is the situation?
Take a closer look, it's not the female corpse walking upside down, but forced, not far away is actually the big white snake, which is sucking with its mouth open at this time!
It is rumored that once the snake becomes a sperm, it has a big mouth and great suction, and no birds, tigers, leopards, jackals, or wolves can escape.
The female corpse was sucked into the mouth of the giant snake like this!
Then the snake walked away. It seems that this snake may have come to repay the favor because I once saved its life!
A few days later, when I came to the snake factory, I was surprised to find a woman in white wandering at the gate of the snake factory.
Who is she? I've never seen it before, big eyes, high nose bridge, white skin, very handsome, more beautiful than the village flower Xizi, I watched it for a long time, and then I came to my senses, could it be that this handsome girl is the one who buys snakes?
I hurried over, but in the course of the conversation, I found that the woman was mute.
After gesturing with my hand for a long time, I understood what she meant, as if she wanted to help me raise snakes.
I talked to her for a long time, and I roughly understood, she said that she was abducted to the mountains in her early years, and I asked her why she didn't go home, and she said that she forgot where her home was, and hoped that I could take her in.
In this case, I should be a good person again, take her in, and raise snakes. As the saying goes, men and women are matched to work without getting tired. Besides, this girl in white is so beautiful, even if she looks at it, it is also eye-catching.
Of course, I always had a kind of awe for this girl in white, because I always felt that there seemed to be some mysterious connection between her and the white snake.
Maybe it's not a white snake spirit? But after thinking about it again, the white snake spirit may not be terrible, after all, the white snake spirit in the legend of the new white lady is still a good person.
Or, is it the maidservant sent by the Seven Princesses of Luoshui in the dream? Of course, the things in the dream can't be taken seriously at all, maybe it's just my imagination.
After another month, Master came back, and this time he came back and brought a beautiful girl!
Indeed, this girl is very young, only in her early twenties!
My master is over 60 years old, in what capacity did this girl bring back?
Is it a lover? Or an apprentice? Or is it an illegitimate daughter?
I asked Master, and Master said it was a closed disciple!
I shrugged my shoulders and expressed my understanding, after all, Master is arrogant and profound, and it is not something ordinary people can speculate.
I told Master about someone in the village who was entangled in a snake and died, and Master said that he only knew that the snake could kill people, but the two people he killed were both wicked people, and it could be regarded as avenging the dead.
I said that a woman in white suddenly came to my snake factory, I was afraid that it was a snake spirit, and after the master quietly saw it, she said that it was an authentic yellow flower girl, and my heart was relaxed.
Ever since Master recruited this young female disciple, she has not been in the courtyard all day, except for the occasional time when she asks me to go to the town to buy wine and drink.
Why don't Master and this beautiful young female disciple come out in the courtyard every day?
I didn't want to bother, I could do whatever I liked, but I was worried that Master's body would not be able to bear it, so I secretly bought some kidney treasures for Master.
Unexpectedly, he was scolded by the master for splitting his head and covering his face, and he also cited three reasons: one is that I underestimated his concentration and morality, the second is that I underestimated his physical fitness and skills, and the third is that my thoughts are too dirty.
Since Master doesn't appreciate it, then I have nothing to say, so count me as nosy.
I won't bother the master and this closed female disciple, and focus on raising snakes.
This woman in white didn't seem to have a name, so I named her Xiaoya.
The name of Xiaoya is taken from the Book of Songs.
Although Xiaoya looks weak, she is a good hand at work, she feeds snakes well, learns things quickly, cooks or something, and is more fragrant than what I do.
My mother asked me, who was that girl in the snake factory?
I said that I had been abducted and trafficked to the mountains, and I didn't know where my home was, so I took them in.
My mother said in private, this girl has beautiful eyebrows and can do it, so I can marry if I want to.
There are not many girls in the village, some girls are parents, seeing that there are few girls in the village, and they still sit on the ground and raise the price, and if they don't have 200,000 yuan, they don't want to marry, in fact, these people are not so much poor and crazy, but they are not so much poor and crazy, but they are bad-hearted, and everyone wants to be rich, which is true, but a gentleman loves money, takes it in a good way, and uses his daughter to do business, then it is morally corrupt.
In fact, I have no opinion on Xiaoya girl, beautiful, gentle, and curvy.
But, I tried to hold her hand, but she quickly dodged it.
Although he is usually willing to communicate with me, he is very reluctant to have physical contact with me.
Maybe it's not very happy with me, just treat me as an older brother.
One day, I had a party with friends, got drunk, and returned to the snake factory at night, in a daze, I saw Xiaoya who had just taken a bath, the fragrance was fragrant, and suddenly the blood surged, and I hugged and kissed it directly!
In exchange, it was Xiaoya's gentle mouth, and I was awake in an instant, and then she looked at me with a clear look in her eyes, and asked me if it hurt.
I said I'm sorry, impulsiveness is the devil.
On this day, I came to the snake factory, but I found that Xiaoya was not there, I don't know why I went, is it because I kissed her that day, and she left angrily?
I searched everywhere and didn't see Xiaoya, I sat at the door of the snake factory dejectedly, until eight o'clock in the evening, it was dark, Xiaoya came back, her face was ugly, and her arm seemed to be injured! And bleeding!
Drop it, drop it.
What's going on? Have you been beaten? I hurriedly held Xiaoya.
At this moment, I suddenly saw a lot of people holding flashlights, and there were torches lit, the light and shadow flickered, and the voices of people gathered noisily towards the snake factory.
When I saw that it was actually a villager, it was the two people who took the lead, one was the village chief Liu Hao! The second is the village chief's brother-in-law! The one who repeatedly came to the snake factory to find fault!
What are you doing here so late? And it's still so many people, catch thieves?
This Liu Hao was out of breath, and directly asked with his head and face: "Qin Ming, did you see a big white snake running this way?" ”
I shook my head and said, "No, Village Chief Liu, what's going on?" How did you bring so many people here? ”
According to Liu Hao, the head of the village, there is a big white snake today, and at night in the woods outside the village to entangle people, almost entangled people to death, fortunately there happened to be a villager with a sickle passing by, a sickle will cut the body of the white snake a big hole, the white snake escaped, the villagers desperately chased, the white snake is fleeing to this side.
The village chief's brother-in-law directly stepped forward and raised his eyebrows: "Qin Ming, now in the whole village, your family raises snakes, I guess that the killer snake was raised by you here!" ”
"Xu Hao, don't spew blood, I don't have any killer snakes here!"
"Do you dare us to inspect your snake factory!" Xu Hao shouted.
"Check it, check it, who's afraid of whom!"
Subsequently, the village chief Liu Hao took the villagers to inspect the snake factory, and indeed did not find the big white snake, Xu Hao, this kid, is really bad, and deliberately burned dozens of my small snakes with torches, making the snakes surge.
If I hadn't looked at so many people, I would have taught this Xu Hao a lesson today.
They inspected the snake factory for a long time and found nothing, but found that Xiaoya's arm was bleeding.
This Xu Hao seemed to be suspicious, and asked Xiao Ya how to get this arm, Xiao Ya said that it was broken, but it can bleed if it falls?
Xu Hao grabbed Xiaoya's wrist violently and pulled the corners of his clothes up, and couldn't help but be shocked!
I'm dumbfounded, too!
On Xiao Ya's snow-white arm, there are several small holes, which are oozing blood! Drop it, drop it.
Everyone agrees that Xiaoya was bitten by a snake!
Could it be that Xiaoya was also attacked by the white snake?
Xu Hao, this kid, asked for a moment, but Xiaoya couldn't say it clearly, and finally hid behind me.
Xu Hao's eyebrows were upside down, and he was aggressive, "Qin Ming, don't protect her, this big white snake has already entangled two people, and now, almost another one has been entangled, today I have to ask, where is this white snake!" And then wiped out! lest the villagers suffer again! ”
"Xu Hao, what are you talking about, how could Xiaoya have anything to do with that murderous snake!"
Xu Hao stared at me and smiled coldly, "Qin Ming, I guess you are also an accomplice, you and this Xiaoya are probably a pair of dog men and women who do evil!" People look like dogs during the day, and they are miserable at night! The other snake factories in the village, the eight achievements are the ones you secretly made the bad and yellow! ”
When I heard this bastard's words, I was furious! kicked directly on Xu Hao's crotch!
kicked the grandson out more than three meters away, clutching his crotch and howling.