Chapter 224: Men and Women Eat
||->-> Chapter 225 of the main text is eaten by both men and women
Wan Shugao pulled Pan Yifeng and Yan Ziqi's arms, pulled them to the barbecue stall, and sat down on a stool. Then he beckoned the barbecue owner and added lamb skewers and beer.
"Why are you inviting me to drink again?" Pan Yifeng was still immersed in the anger of the goddess's humiliation, and his expression was very unfriendly, and said: "After eating tonight, don't expect me to AA, I didn't bring any money!" ”
"It's just a meal, no fuss." Ding Ermiao raised his head and said lightly:
"Classmates, don't talk about money all day long. In this world, money is the least valuable thing. What about having money? Can you buy your brotherly relationship with Yan Zichi? Can protect your goddess Liu Qinghui? ”
Yan Ziqi glared at Pan Yifeng, picked up the wine glass in front of him, and drank it in a sip. was misunderstood by his brother and beaten by his brother, and he had nowhere to vent this breath in his heart, so he had to vent it on beer.
Pan Yifeng also drank a glass of beer, put down the wine glass and said, "What is the matter with me?" Hurry up and say, I'm going to track down the serro who got into the girls' bathroom, don't delay me. ”
Ding Ermiao gently knocked on the table, and said leisurely: "No need to check, this matter started because of me, it was my bad and caused trouble to the two of you." ”
"Because of you? Did you do it? Pan Yifeng and Yan Ziqi were both stunned, and looked at Ding Ermiao directly.
"Of course I didn't do it, what can I do?" Ding Ermiao ate mutton skewers and said slowly, "Remember the monster I talked about last night, right?" ”
Pan Yifeng and Yan Ziqi were both a little confused and nodded plausibly.
"That monster is filthy by nature, and often peeks at women taking a shower or going to the toilet. I came to you Pan Yifeng last night and wanted to ask you to help deal with him. The result was noticed by him. He changed into the appearance of Yan Ziqi, first gave you a dismount, frightened and molested your goddess, told you to retreat from the difficulty, don't be nosy! Ding Ermiao said calmly:
"Otherwise, Yan Ziqi is obviously skating, why did he suddenly appear in the girls' dormitory? Could it be that he will split the law? Can anyone explain this paranormal event? ”
"You say this...... Is it a supernatural event, a monster did it? Pan Yifeng asked.
Ding Ermiao nodded.
Pan Yifeng frowned and thought for a long time, and asked, "How can you know so clearly?" ”
Ding Ermiao pointed to the gate of the school with his hand and said, "It's spread all over your school, am I deaf?" ”
"No, I'm talking about, why do you know so much about that youkai?" Pan Yifeng explained.
Ding Ermiao took off his duck hat, pointed to his right cheek, and said, "See, right?" I was hit in the face by a youkai, and I've been fighting him for days. His mana is profound, and I can't beat him, so I'm asking you for help. But I didn't expect that you call yourself a righteous gentleman, and you only care about yourself, regardless of other people's idle affairs. In the end, it hurts your goddess and your brother. ”
Wan Shugao took over the words, pointed at Pan Yifeng and said, "Actually, even if you don't go to find that monster, the monster will continue to harass Liu Qinghui!" Because she's so pretty. The eyes of a youkai are no different from those of a human. You like Liu Qinghui, and so do youkai. ”
Speaking of Liu Qinghui's beauty, it seems to tickle the most itchy part of Pan Yifeng's heart. He grinned as he scratched his head, nervous again, as if he was worried that the youkai had robbed his goddess.
"I always felt ...... It's weird, you can't be the devil, right? Yan Ziqi drank another glass of beer, and said cuspherically: "You looked for me and Pan Yifeng last night, and this happened today, it's too much of a coincidence." ”
This guy is not stupid.
"Nonsense!" Wan Shu Gao righteously interrupted Yan Ziqi and said, "We are just ordinary people, and we have the ability to turn into a Yan Ziqi to harass Liu Qinghui?" Or do you have twin brothers who we bought to play the gods? ”
Yan Ziqi was silent. Originally, he was suspicious of Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao, but when Wan Shugao said this, he really couldn't find a flaw.
"Hmph......, I just said, these two guys won't believe it, what's the matter, I'm not wrong, right?" Ding Ermiao waved at Wan Shugao and said, "Hurry up and settle the account, let's go." It's better to talk nonsense with them here, it's better to figure it out yourself! ”
Wan Shugao nodded and got up to settle the bill.
Pan Yifeng was still in a daze, not knowing what was going on in his head.
Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao settled the account, walked a few steps, and saw that Pan Yifeng behind him still didn't react, and couldn't help but feel anxious. Both of them were wondering, didn't the radical method work? So tonight's painstaking arrangement, isn't it in vain?
Touching his swollen right cheek, Ding Ermiao was depressed! Pan Yifeng was not fooled, he mixed into the girls' bathroom, saw nothing, and was kicked, it was really not ordinary bad luck!
"Wait, you guys stop!" Pan Yifeng's voice suddenly shouted behind him.
Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao glanced at each other, and there was a wicked smile in their hearts.
But Ding Ermiao didn't look back, and pretended to stand with his hands in his hands; Wan Shugao slowly turned around and asked impatiently, "What's the matter?" ”
Pan Yifeng chased after him and asked, "Tell me, where is that monster?!" ”
"You're going to deal with him?" Wan Shu asked.
"Of course I'm going to clean him up! For Liu Qinghui, I can give everything. Pan Yifeng said calmly.
Ding Ermiao turned around and smiled: "This sentence is still like a man!" If youkai are looking for them, come with us tomorrow. At five o'clock in the afternoon, we will drive over to pick you up. Once youkai are caught, everything will fall into place. ”
"It's a deal!" Pan Yifeng thought for a while and said, "But, tomorrow night, if I find out that you are deceiving me, then what do you say?" ”
Wan Shugao pounded his chest and swore an oath: "What we say, if there is a lie, you will blow my head!" See you tomorrow at five o'clock in the afternoon! ”
"Okay, gentleman's word, the horse is hard to chase!" Pan Yifeng was also proud and said loudly.
Yan Ziqi said: "I'll go too, I'll go tomorrow!" I'm going to see if it's the monsters who are framing me, as you say. ”
"No, if there are too many people and the target is big, it will alarm the monsters." Ding Ermiao flatly refused, and said: "Tomorrow Pan Yifeng will go in person, and when he comes back, he will naturally tell you the truth." Can't you trust your brother? ”
Yan Ziqi was speechless.
The four of them waved goodbye on the side of the road, and returned home to the temple without a home, and went their separate ways.
But Pan Yifeng walked to the front of the school, but Ding Ermiao suddenly chased after him and shouted behind him to stay.
"What else?" Pan Yifeng stood still, turned around and asked.
Ding Ermiao smiled: "Dude, remember to wash yourself tomorrow and wear a spirit point!" ”
"Am I not usually energetic?" Pan Yifeng grabbed his hair and nodded, "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”
Goodbye again. After Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao walked for a while, Li Weinian drove a sports car to follow.
got into the car, Wan Shugao asked: "Brother Ermiao, why do you want Pan Yifeng to wash it and wear the spirit point?" ”
"Cut, you don't understand this." Ding Ermiao said with a smile: "If Pan Yifeng can't deal with the Wutong Evil God, I will treat him as a sacrifice and give it to the Wutong God." Don't think that the big toad only likes women...... that thing is filthy by nature, and it also has the habit of breaking sleeves in Longyang, both men and women eat it! ”
"I'll go!" Wan Shugao was taken aback and said, "In this way, if Pan Yifeng can't fight the Wutong God, then he is not a chrysanthemum and it is difficult to protect?" ”
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