Chapter 311: Why Can't She Think of It?
Lu Yao was dumbfounded, what kind of joke? She just said it casually! Is she such a humorous person? She doesn't have any humor at all!
Grandpa Duan, why are you so serious?
Why do you have to break the casserole for everything and ask the hell?
Lu Yao, who had never said a joke in his two lives combined, began to rack his brains to think of jokes.
What to do?
Not at all.
Lu Yao glared at Duan Yanchen for help: It's all your fault! Hurry up and come up with a joke.
Receiving his wife's distress signal, Duan Yanchen calmly looked at everyone and said calmly: "Lu Yao just said that once a friend called her to ask her to have dinner, she went to a newly opened restaurant, and said that it was made by AA, but when she checked out, she took out half of the money, and her friend took out a five-fold coupon. ”
Lu Yao looked at Duan Yanchen in shock, it was so powerful, this could be broken out by him.
I didn't expect him to even make up jokes.
"Haha, Yaoyao, is this true? Where's this friend? It's time to break off friendship, even you have a routine. Duan Lao said with a smile.
"Yaoyao, your friend is much more witty than you, so let's play with her less in the future! Otherwise, if someone is sold, he will count the money for others. Ji Lao said with a smile.
"There are a lot of ghost ideas for children nowadays." Ruan Yanling also said with a smile.
"Sister, how did you react at the time?" Lu Jiexiu asked curiously.
Finally fooled over, Lu Yao also relaxed, and said with a smile: "It's just a joke, it's not true." ”
"I thought you really had such friends!" Lujie Monastery.
Lu Yao heard this and said, "How come, this kind of thing is usually done by me." ”
Lu Mei said very shamelessly: "Cut, you will blow, you are the easiest to be deceived." ”
Lu Yusheng also smiled at this time and said: "Yes, Yaoyao is very easy to deceive, when I was young, I gave each of my sisters and brothers a box of yogurt, Yao always drank very slowly, and then Jie Xiu would say to her after drinking: Sister, is your taste good?" Mine is delicious, I'll swap flavors with you to try it. Lu Yao agreed every time, and then Jie Xiu took Yaoyao's yogurt in three or two bites and sucked it up, before giving her his yogurt, Yaoyao would cry when she found out that his yogurt was all drunk. ”
Everyone laughed when they heard this.
Duan Lao smiled and said, "Yaoyao's heart is kindness. ”
Ji Lao also smiled and said, "Yes, Yaoyao is upright and kind, and Jie Xiu is too cunning." ”
Lu Jiexiu was aggrieved: "How can I drink it all." ”
"Later, you didn't drink it all, but you drank more than half of it, because you were scared of being beaten by your father." Ruan Yanling said with a smile.
Lu Yao, when she was a child, she was not good at all.
She's not that stupid.
Duan Yanchen leaned to Lu Yao's side: "It's so stupid." ”
Lu Yao glanced at him when he heard this, and said in a low voice: "That's just me letting my brother." However, how did you come up with such a joke so quickly? ”
Although the joke is cold, it is better than not thinking of it yourself.
Duan Yanchen gave her a look that you are really stupid, then took out the phone and handed it to Lu Yao, and whispered, "I searched for it on the Internet." ”
Lu Yao glanced down at the screen of his phone, and on it was a funny joke posted on Weibo: "Why can't she think of it?
But he was too prescient, wasn't he? I actually know how to search for answers in advance and wait to answer parents' questions.
"Awesome." Lu Yao admired.
"Of course." He knows his grandfather, and he knows this silly girl.
If you are in trouble, you can't look at where she is doing.
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