Headmaster!

I'm dripping mom!

This level is not low!

"Where's the draft? Take it. I'll arrange it in the morning meeting later. Recite it throughout the school. Teachers also have to memorize. Principal Gao Jianhua looked around with his hands behind his back and asked.

Chen Yun felt himself trembling, God, you play with me, isn't it just an adapted song, do you make trouble to the point that the whole school recites it, and the teacher can't run? I knew this earlier, and people didn't broadcast it!

Chen Yiyi looked at Chen Yun.

Zhao Zheyu looked at Chen Yun.

Wei Hong looked at Chen Yun.

Xu Rui looked at Chen Yun.

The principal looked at Chen Yun.

"Headmaster, manuscript . . . I didn't write the manuscript .." Chen Yun said stubbornly.

"I didn't let you write it, I asked you to give me the manuscript. Which teacher wrote this? Must be rewarded. This month's salary has doubled. ”

Reward? Double the salary? Oops, Chen Yun's eyes lit up immediately, this can be had. Although Chen Yun has a lot of money in the money column, he can't move it now, otherwise how can he explain it, where does a little high school student get so much money? Now he can have a little bit of income on the surface, which makes Chen Yun tempted.

"Headmaster, I wrote this, ah, I didn't write it. I mean I didn't write it, and it's not right, it's something I just came up with this morning but haven't written yet. Looking at the principal's expression, which changed three times in a second, Huang Ye was about to cry.

"Are you saying it's your work, or did you create it live? Playing on the spot? The headmaster asked with a strange expression.

"Yes." Chen Yun nodded. You can't find out anyway, that's what I wrote.

"Don't joke with you, a classmate," the principal was displeased: "Chen Yiyi, give me the manuscript." ”

"Principal, this is really Chen Yun's impromptu performance, and there is no draft." Chen Yiyi couldn't cry or laugh, the fun was so big that the principal came to the door.

The principal was silent: "Okay, Chen Yun is." You write the manuscript, write it now, and I will announce it to the whole school at the flag-raising ceremony next week. And gives you a reward of 3000 copper coins. ”

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Whole School Bulletin... Chen Yun's legs were weak, and he almost didn't sit down.

Boss, please spare me, when you report it, I will not be far from death.

"Principal, just forget about the praise, I like to be low-key, and I don't want the bonus, I'm afraid that I will have a life to take it, and I will not have a life to spend.." Chen Yun's heart is dripping blood, in order to live, my brother does not bow to money!

"Well, I respect your choice."

After listening to this, Chen Yun took a deep breath, took out the fastest speed in his life, wrote the 41-line 'political transfer' in 10 minutes, and handed it to the principal.

Seeing the principal leave, Chen Yun spread out on the chair and panted: "Yiyi, please pour me a glass of water." ”

Chen Yiyi glanced at Chen Yun and pouted, "Oh." ”

Oh!

Oooh!

Oooh oh!

Zhao Zheyu is stupid, what did Chen Yiyi say just now? Oh? Oh your sister! Can anyone tell me what happened to them last night? Chen Yiyi not only didn't dislike Chen Yun for calling her Yiyi, but also promised to pour water for him? This kind of treatment, I want it in my dreams.

Zhao Zheyu was full of anger, Chen Yun, you wait for me at night, this time I will not only break your legs, but I will also cripple your waist, you will lie in bed with peace of mind in this life!

Back in the classroom, Chen Yun was immediately fenced.

"Chen Yun, you sang that rap just now, right? You're a big boy. ”

"I remember that your politics are worse than mine, how did you write this rap."

"Chen Yun has been reborn, we can't look at him from the eyes of a normal person."

"What kind of eyes do you look at? Look at it with the eyes of a pervert? ”

"Fuck off. You're the pervert. Chen Yun scolded with a smile.

Office building.

Large meeting room.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this 'political shift' is of great pedagogical significance. I require all teachers and students in the school to memorize proficiently within three days to reach the realm of living and applying. Director Yu, send it down. One serving per person. Principal Gao Jianhua said: "Three days later, the head teachers of each class checked one by one, and tried to find a way to let him memorize it. So be it. Meeting. ”

More than 100 teachers present looked at the 'political transfer' in their hands and couldn't cry or laugh, what is this, the students just carry it, we carry a hair. Even if you memorize it, let the political teacher memorize it, why do I teach physical education to memorize this? Do you want to get a lawyer's license? This is written by an idle egg-hurting teacher.,You're going to offend the rhythm of the whole school.。

See the last, the last line; Author: Chen Yun, Class 17 of the first year of high school!

Nani?!

Didn't the teacher write it?

Was it written by a student?

It was written by a high school freshman?!

All the teachers felt like a flock of crows flying overhead.

Can you still have a good time?

As soon as the first class ended, all classes posted a notice: the excellent teaching material "Political Transfer" written by Chen Yun, a student in Class 17 of the first year of high school, is comprehensive, easy to understand, and has high learning value. After three days, it will be thoroughly inspected by the head teacher of each class. Students who can't memorize or are not familiar with it will be punished for copying 10 to 10,000 times until they are proficient! Attachment - Full text of the political transfer. Principal's Office, January 8, 2008, Gao Jianhua.

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A long silence was followed by a volcanic eruption.

"Chen Yun, I'll fuck your uncle!"

"Chen Yun, you have lost your conscience, and you can't die a good death!"

"Chen Yun, don't let me see you, otherwise I'll beat you once I see you!"

"Chen Yun, if I don't beat you, I will not be a man."

"Chen Yun, God is going to accept you!"

"Chen Yun, your mother told you to go home and play with bombs!"

"Chen Yun, your father's chainsaw is ready, rest in peace!"

"Chen Yun, Lei Gongdian is waiting for you at your doorstep!"

"Chen Yun, I'm going to drive a roller to crush you!"

"Chen Yun, if you can get out of the school today, I will have your surname!"

"Chen Yun,, you've all finished scolding, what am I scolding? I curse your future wife Mu You***! ”

"You are a second goods, your daughter has ***."

"Ahh Who scolds me? Chen Yiyi sneezed, listening to the scolding in the class that was about to explode, and mourned for someone in her heart.

Office building. Teacher's Office.

"This kid is going to heaven. It has to be managed. ”

"That's right, I'll ask him to copy the peacock southeast 100 times in the next class."

"Okay, I have a math Olympic competition problem, and I won't let him eat until I finish it."

"Hmph, there's a politics class in the afternoon. I asked him to memorize this political transfer backwards and make a mistake ten times. ”

"I've saved more than 50 sets of chemistry test questions here, and I've rewarded them all to him."

The entrance of Class 17 in the first year of high school. The door is locked. The windows were also closed.

"Chen Yun, come out for me!"

"Come out, if it's a man, come out for me."

"Damn, I've seen a pit, I've never seen you like this, the whole school has let you get a pit! Get out of here and stand up for me to beat me up! ”

"The people inside listened, confessed leniently, resisted strictly, handed over Chen Yun, and will be good friends in the future."

"Chen Yun, 110 will be here soon. Hurry up and surrender, or you'll be put in prison! ”

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Classroom in Class 17 of the first year of high school.

Ignoring the earth-shattering shouting outside the door, the classroom was quiet and scary. Chen Yun lay motionless on the table. 57 pairs of eyes were fixed on him, and time seemed to stand still.

Heaven and earth, which angel sister can come to save your little brother!!