Chapter 20: Duoduo Tricks

At night, when the lights in the community were extinguished one after another, Yuxin lay on the bed and tossed and turned, unable to sleep. She kept thinking about the day, and her head ached like a needle prick.

After tossing for a while, she simply sat up, looked at the clock pointing to 9:15, felt that it was still early, took a coat, put on slippers, and prepared to run to Duoduo to complain.

Streetlights, isolated in the night sky, glow pale. The night breeze carried a few yellow horn leaves, whining across the entire long alley, making people unconsciously feel a burst of autumn coolness.

Yuxin wrapped her coat tightly, walking alone in the silent alleyway, feeling a kind of loneliness.

After walking a short distance, I saw that the lights of Su Mu's house were still on. After walking a few more steps, through the window, Su Mu could vaguely be seen sitting at the desk, his head lowered, frowning, and looking nerve-wracked, he should be doing a difficult problem.

"Sumu!" Yu Xin shouted almost in a whisper, so low that only she could hear it. It's just that Su Mu seemed to sense it, raised her head, and looked this way, so frightened that she quickly turned around and hid behind the tree next to her, not daring to come out.

After a while, the lights in Su Mu's bedroom were extinguished, and there was the sound of curtains being drawn. Yu Xin stuck out her head and looked, it turned out that this guy was going to rest, so angry that she stomped her feet and scolded in a low voice: "Villain! Bad apple! Sleeping scared me. (I don't want to think about who came uninvited!) )

Duoduo's home is in Lane 10 of Orchid Street, and she and Su Mu are in Lane 3 of Orchid Street, with seven criss-crossing alleys in the middle, and it takes about ten minutes to walk on foot.

Before she arrived at Duoduo's house, she heard her giggling laughter from afar, and I didn't know what to do to make her like this.

Yuxin walked in and looked curiously through the window, it turned out that Duoduo was watching "Cat and Mouse" with her brother.

No way! I'm a high school student, and I'm still watching this! And it's fun to watch! This IQ ...... Really! I'm too embarrassed to despise you.

Duoduo's casual appearance at home really has no ladylike image, and it can be said that her face is bleak.

Maybe it was because he had just taken a shower, and he was casually wrapped in pajamas, revealing a large patch of white; Her hair was half-wet and not dry, hanging down messily, like a female ghost in a horror movie. A person is lying on the sofa, and his posture does not know that he is imitating that kind of animal, which is indescribably ugly; He also held a cuddle bear in one hand, held the remote control, and kept stuffing snacks into his mouth with one hand. Seeing the funny clip, a person laughed like crazy, a typical rotten girl, and she couldn't marry for half a lifetime.

Yuxin stepped forward and knocked on the door and shouted, "Duoduo! I'm Yuxin! Come and open the door! ”

When Duoduo heard that Yuxin was coming, she hurriedly said: "Xiaoqi! Hear no! Sister Xiaoyu is here, hurry up and open the door! ”

Xiao Qi is watching it with relish! As soon as he heard it, he was not happy, muttered his little mouth, and said dissatisfiedly: "I won't go!" Going to ...... Sister go by herself! ”

Well? Dare to be disobedient! Duoduo suddenly put on the majesty of the eldest sister, stretched her face, and shouted: "Xiaoqi! It's not good again! You're so lazy! If you don't like to work so much, I'll tell you about the homeroom teacher next time! ”

Belch! Who the hell is lazy!

As soon as Xiao Qi heard that he was going to tell the teacher, he immediately became anxious, turned around, pulled his legs and went to open the door, and shouted sweetly: "Good evening, Sister Xiaoyu!" ”

Of course, Yu Xin knew what Xiao Qi wanted, reached out and touched his tiger's little head, and praised: "Xiao Qi is so good!" ”

As soon as Xiao Qi heard the praise of others, he was as happy as if he had eaten honey, tried to be a good baby, and then ran away.

As soon as Yuxin entered the door and saw Duoduo's sloppy appearance, she couldn't help but bury herself: "Duoduo!" Look what you've become. ”

Duoduo smiled disapprerovingly, lazily made a place for her, beckoned her to sit down, and then pointed to the many food bags suspected to be garbage heaps, and said to her: "These are the snacks I just bought today, you are free!" ”

Yuxin sat down beside her unceremoniously, and then couldn't help but move a little distance, and said to her with a little disgust: "Duoduo! You'd better go in and come out in your whole human form! You are not a ghost, I don't feel like I can communicate with you. ”

Duoduo glanced at her angrily, and couldn't help but squirt: "It's not the first time, why are you so hypocritical!" ”

Belch! All right! Yuxin had no choice but to accept this reality.

"As the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, you can't go to the Three Treasures Palace! Light rain! What's wrong! Is there a contradiction with Su Mu? "It's not her best friend for many years, her sense of smell is so sensitive, it's like a roundworm in her stomach, she can't hide anything from her.

"Come on! Tell me, what the hell is going on? As soon as Duoduo talked about this kind of topic, she was very energetic, she didn't want snacks or hugging bears, so she came over and looked at her with a hungry look.

Alas! Yu Xin sighed and hesitated for a while before telling Duoduo everything about it.

After listening to this, Duoduo stared at Yuxin thoughtfully, and said quietly: "Xiaoyu! That's what your strategy is wrong! Boys are like this, the tighter they are controlled, the more they rebel. ”

"Actually, you don't have to worry so much, because Su Mu likes you, and you have the innate initiative. So, if there are other girls who come to get close to Su Mutao, you just have to announce your exclusive rights to them. For example, when they are chatting, you just need to walk over, take Su Mu's hand, lie to him, and then rely on him to go, ensuring that you can make the girl opposite half angry! Haha......"

It's really better to listen to your words than to read a book for ten years! Yuxin was also amused by Duoduo's words, and her originally gloomy mood suddenly cleared up.

"Duoduo! Why are you so good! ”

"That's it! Don't look at who Miss Ben is! Duoduo raised her chin very stinkily, looking like the world would give up on me.

"Then where did you know so much about it?"

"Of course, I read books, mainly women's magazines."

"That's all!" Yu Xin pointed to the magazines and books on the desktop, sofa, and floor that were thrown in a mess, like garbage and waste paper, and her mind was full of question marks.

Belch! Duo Duoqiao blushed and lowered her head a little embarrassed. Then he immediately put on his slippers, bent over, picked up all the scattered miscellaneous books, patted her on the shoulder and said, "An! Ann! Don't worry about the details! ”

Yuxin suddenly had a black line.

After Duoduo put the magazine book away, he walked up to her and suddenly asked, "Xiaoyu!" Have you ever kissed Su Mu? ”

"Poof!" As soon as Yuxin raised her head, she squirted out all the tea in her mouth at once.

"Ahem! ......" Yuxin coughed and complained: "Duoduo! You don't want to ask such a sudden question, okay? It's going to scare people to death! ”

"Ugh! Is this question sudden? Didn't you have a boyfriend and girlfriend? A kiss should be normal! Duoduo looked at Yuxin with a puzzled expression.

Yu Xin's face suddenly turned red, and she lowered her head and said, "How can such an embarrassing thing be normal?" ”

"Isn't it!" Duoduo shouted, "Oh! My God", a living hell.

"Not once?" Duoduo asked uncertainly.

"Uh-huh!" Yu Xin nodded abruptly.

Belch! Duoduo really convinced her, is there such a boyfriend and girlfriend in this world? She thought for a while, and then asked relentlessly, "What about holding hands?" You've always held hands, haven't you? ”

"Lead! But I was thrown off because ... It's so embarrassing! ”

Belch! Duoduo was really defeated by them, what two "single-celled" animals! How pure! How kind!

"Really! Why he's stupid, you're stupid too! Duoduo struggled for a while, and resolutely decided to give Yuxin a vivid "education lesson".

Next, it's prime time for class! Duoduo said, Yuxin listened on the side.

The person who said it was clever and witty, and his eyebrows were dancing and the sky was falling. The listener lowered his head and covered his little face, looking like he was about to die of shame.

The class lasted for nearly half an hour, summarizing Duoduo's insights for more than ten years. Its connotation is through astronomy and geography; Its literary brilliance, sharp rhyme, words and pearls; Its momentum is like the water of the Yangtze River; Its true solution is like the dawn of the glorious sun...... (Ugh!) Excuse me! Overdone it. )

In short, Yuxin fled in a hurry under the abduction of Duoduo Pit. Yuxin walked a long way, and Duoduo was still waving her hand at the door, and she still instructed: "Xiaoyu! Don't forget what I said today! ”

Yuxin stumbled, and almost didn't fall a dog and eat!

That night, Yuxin's mind was full of what Duoduo had said. In my mind, all kinds of messy thoughts have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, and I can't stop it at all.

Tossing and turning until one o'clock in the morning, she fell asleep tired. In her sleep, there were some embarrassing pictures, which made her toss and turn, red and red......