Chapter 2: The Millennium Pit
With years of training in resilience and emotion management, Mo Xiaodie examines herself from top to bottom, and after discovering that this body is not at all similar to her once perfectly proportioned and sturdy body, she takes a few deep breaths and calmly accepts this almost absurd fact.
Although deep down she has a strong desire to find someone to beat up......
She looked at the cramped carriage and sat down in her starting position, customarily with her feet slightly apart and her hands on her laps.
The two girls haven't recovered from their lady's sudden painting style, but their eyes subconsciously follow Mo Xiaodie's figure, and when they see her heroic sitting posture, their eyes are about to fall off.
"Mother...... Lady's ......"
Mo Xiaodie glanced at them with hesitant and strange faces, and patted the position beside her, "You sit down, I have something to ask you." β
What's going on with this inexplicable irresistible tone and tough movements?
What about their original gentle and graceful lady, who even spoke softly and lovingly?
Cicada Yi and Xin Yi glanced at each other in horror.
Mo Xiaodie found that she subconsciously used the attitude of the interrogation, for fear that it would scare them, she couldn't help coughing lightly, tried to think about Wei Ziyi's speaking style in the book, and tried to soften her voice as much as possible, "You come and sit, I'll ...... I can't seem to remember something. β
Cicada Yi and Xin Yi: "......"
O God! Why do the ladies feel more embarrassed when they are gentle? Goosebumps are getting up!
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In fact, with Mo Xiaodie's character, she would not take the initiative to read that kind of bloody romance novel, but her roommate and friend Xu Wei during the police academy only has a pink girl's heart, and her biggest interest in her spare time is to watch dramas and chase novels, and pull her to complain about various dramas and novels.
Recently, the first place on Xu Wei's list of complaints is a novel called "The Royal Daughter-in-law", that's right, it is the one she has now crossed in to be cannon fodder.
Although Wei Ziyi never reads those novels, she has a super memory, and under Xu Wei's poison, she is familiar with the routines and slots of various novels.
And this "Royal Daughter-in-law" impressed her even more, not only because of its strange plot, but also because of the author's various operations.
This year seems to have blown a big heroine wind.,The heroines in the novel are all smart, beautiful, strong and decathlon.,If there is revenge, it must be avenged and must be avenged immediately.,A little weaker or play a game of enduring humiliation, the author will be drowned by the reader's spitta.γ
The author of "The Royal Daughter-in-law" was originally famous for writing sadomasochism, which is the kind of novel in which the female protagonist will not have a normal brain until the last moment after the male protagonist finishes it, and he used to be a big one with many fans, but under the sweep of this big heroine, the fans are running out.
Seeing that his job was about to be lost, the author finally chose to bow to capitalism and wrote a big heroine essay.
This guinea pig book is "The Royal Concubine".
The heroine in it is called Yin Qing, a distant relative of the Empress Dowager Pang Zi, and her parents died when she was a child.
Because the Queen Mother and Yin Qing's mother were little sisters who talked about everything before entering the palace, Yin Qing's mother entrusted her only daughter to the Queen Mother when her limit was approaching, so Yin Qing was taken into the palace since she was a child and grew up beside the Queen Mother.
Yin Qing, the heroine, has all the necessary skills of the heroine, including but not limited to having a dazzling beauty, a strong and independent personality, and being proficient in playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting under the careful training of the Queen Mother, which won the hearts of the Queen Mother.
When she grew up, the Queen Mother personally asked the sage to make her the lord of Changrong.
It can be said that this Changrong county lord is a proper winner in life!
It's a pity, as mentioned above, this is a guinea pig work by an author who started by writing sadomasochism and tries to write a big heroine.
So, writing and writing, the author unconsciously went back to his old business and arranged a sadomasochistic emotional line for Yin Qing, the male protagonist is the second son of the eldest princess Rongyang, who is the same mother as the current emperor - Xiao Churui, who is also a cheap husband after Mo Xiaodie crossed over.
In the book, it is written that Yin Qing and Xiao Churui are childhood sweethearts, and the two have no guesses, and in the process of growing up, Yin Qing gradually secretly promised Xiao Churui.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Churui looked crooked, and his reputation was so bad, although his outstanding military talent and martial arts talent once shocked the Taifu of the current dynasty and gave him an evaluation of "unparalleled in the world", but it could not offset his reputation as a gentleman who was not at home and often messed around in the Qinglou wine shop.
The eldest princess of Rongyang had a headache for this, and she wanted to wait for Xiao Churui to marry a daughter-in-law as soon as she was old.
However, where is Xiao Churui the kind of obedient and obedient master, he left home directly after his fifteenth birthday, and he can count dozens of times he has gone home in six years.
As the so-called magic is one foot high and one foot high, as the iron lady who once followed her husband to gallop on the battlefield and beat the Sabah dog thief, the eldest princess of Rongyang has always been known for her vigorous and resolute behavior, and she was angry with her son, and with a wave of her big hand, she directly married her son, and before Xiao Churui got the news, Wei Ziyi was already carried into the eldest princess's mansion by eight sedan chairs.
The eldest princess of Rongyang caught Xiao Churui off guard, and the same Yin Qing was too, when she was still waiting for her crush to come back in Xiangyang City to complain, she was completely disqualified from competition.
The plot is here, except for a little deviation from the focus of the big heroine, it looks like it's okay.
But the author is writing and writing, and suddenly finds that he has written wrong, what is the core of the big heroine's essay?
One word, cool!
Yin Qing is so cool in other aspects, the abuse of the scum should be slapped in the face, even the emperor of the dynasty spoiled her so much that she even had to stand aside for her own daughter, but the emotional line was called a sad urge, and there was a female partner in the middle.
So, the author slammed the brakes and immediately set out to let Yin Qing fight for love!
In order to let Wei Ziyi, a female supporting woman, receive a lunch, the author also arranged a childhood sweetheart for her and brought a little ambiguous playmate, who is the son of Wei Ziyi's wet nurse.
After Wei Ziyi married into the eldest princess's mansion, her bamboo horse seemed to have been hit hard, and she looked for Wei Ziyi several times, which was noticed by our omnipotent heroine Yin Qing.
So when this bamboo horse was looking for Wei Ziyi again, Yin Qing took the eldest princess of Rongyang to catch her, and in this way, Wei Ziyi, the female partner, was perfectly solved!
It's no problem here, although the routine is a bit clichΓ© and makes the reader complain fiercely, but the logic is okay, but at this time, the author himself has a problem.
Originally, she arranged Wei Ziyi, the female supporting role, to lay a deep ambush for the sadomasochistic relationship later, but halfway through writing, she found that this did not conform to the routine of the big heroine, so Wei Ziyi hurriedly went offline, and after going offline, she found that the outline she had written before was useless and wanted to be rewritten, but she had no clue how to write it......
In a word, the author himself has refined it.
The result of following a fine author is often very sad, after discovering that his beloved has been interrupted without warning, the comment area is full of wailing, and some people even take the opportunity to peddle cute and unique small objects such as witch dolls, death notes, and a hundred curse words.
In this way, half a year passed quickly, and readers who did not give up and refreshed the Internet every day were surprised to find that this big conscience found that it was updated!
When I looked closely, I only updated one chapter...... Something is wrong......
Look again, hey, the title of the article turned out to be ...... Finale Chapter ...... It's not necessarily that I'm wrong!
After countless psychological preparations, I finally mustered up the courage to open it with trepidation, and there was only one sentence in the whole chapter-
Since then, the male and female protagonists have lived happily together, and the process is slight.
Readers: "......"
Readers: "Hello? 110? Oh, I'm surrendering, please arrest me immediately, or I may not be able to control myself from taking revenge on society. β
In the end, this is a novel that Mo Xiaodie can't think of any other words to describe it except for being speechless.
And what she just crossed over to become is this cannon fodder Wei Ziyi who can't even be counted as a female partner!