The huge floating airship flew at an altitude of several tens of meters, with two streamers hanging down long, hunting in the strong autumn wind.

A streamer depicts the emblem of the famous Tro Collar: a red-beaked bird of prey with its wings spread. The reason why it is said to be famous is that this symbol can be found in all large and medium-sized families in the entire territory of the United Kingdom. Towels and bedding, household appliances, or even firearms.

Of course, some old antiques who are very concerned about their family coat of arms are very concerned about this, and would rather give up after-sales service to erase it. But if you take those household appliances apart, turn the bedding open, or even illuminate the deepest part of the pen cap, you can still find something.

However, if a connoisseur of family coats of arms sees this drape, he will find a problem, that is, this pattern is different from the past, not only is it more delicate and beautiful, but also the details of the McShale family have been completely erased. And this undoubtedly represents a separation, and it is the kind that is completely broken.

The other streamer is painted with the crocodile collar logo, which is less well-known than the tro collar.

The reasons are twofold. First of all, in terms of manufacturing, due to various reasons, Crocodile Leader has lagged behind in brand marketing, and due to obvious quality differences, it can only choose the cheap low-end market, and cannot form a comparison trend. It even accepts the customization service of the appearance of a specific family painting, which reduces the sense of presence.

On the other hand, the reason is that the crocodile collar tattoo painting style is very simple, or to put it more bluntly and ruthlessly, it is simply a limited degree of strength than stick figures. It boils down to a six-year-old kid drawing a big gecko, and then a nine-year-old kid adds two extra legs and touches it up a little and announces it's finished.

Although ninety percent of the family paintings in the United Kingdom are at this level, it cannot be concealed that this 'thing' is really difficult to reach the hall of elegance.

Jiao Ming complained about this, but Binglian, who was used to seeing it, didn't think there was anything wrong at all, and knew that changing the pattern was not something she could meddle in, so she didn't mention it to the family at all.

But as the saying goes, 'no contrast, no harm'. This time, the two paintings hung from side to side, creating a very strong contrast. When the crocodile led everyone to board the gifted floating airship, no one was blind but no one was talkative, only Chunyu complained and was 'taught' by his father.

And the movement and consequences of that fight, Jiao Ming almost thought that he had seen his disabled father abusing his disabled and mentally retarded daughter. Although he knew the cockroach-like vitality of the magic warrior of the high-ring water system, he couldn't stand it and planned to step forward to persuade him, and then he was dragged by the ice lotus.

In the end, it was the Duke of Crocodile who came forward to solve the siege under the reminder of Ms. Purple Feather, saying that it was indeed a bit ugly, and invited everyone to find a way to improve it together.

So at this moment, Jiao Ming and Binglian accepted the task and sat together to choose a new one from a dozen new works, representing the crocodile collar painting.

But the situation is not optimistic, at this time the two of them are facing a situation that is more difficult than 'pulling out a big one in the stalk', and none of the things that many high-ring water magic warriors have scribbled casually in their hearts are better than the current version.

"What should I do?"

"What else can I do. Binglian replied angrily, and then used her hands to stir up the black hair on her head to vent her inner irritability, "I think they are just teasing the two of us, and they don't mean to change the pattern at all." ”

"Let's try it with Lilmaul. Jiao Ming remembered that the child's painting level was still guaranteed, although he had no experience in designing corporate trademarks, at least he could draw something that he could 'get his hands on'.

"Is your qi magic really okay?" Ice Lotus's eyes widened, looking like an underground worker discussing confidential matters. "If this big guy interferes with the malfunction, and the autumn harvest celebration of the crocodile collar is small, it will be a shame to ask the technicians of the tro collar to come over to repair it. ”

"This ......" Jiao Ming's face changed for a while, but he still sighed and gave up. "Forget it, it's been a lot of hands lately. ”

That being said, but the reality is far more serious than that, I don't know how many times worse.

And it all started four days ago.

On that day, he and Evan returned from the palace and joined the Crocodile Leader. In the next three days, Evan did not encounter a large-scale threatening assassination, only two space teleportation bombs and one poisoning, but they were easily defused, and there was no chance to make a big scene. Just when Jiao Ming, a normal personality, returned to the crocodile and considered whether to ask Evan to direct and act by himself, Evan proposed this plan by himself.

The normal personality Jiao Ming was overjoyed and happily participated. The rest of the story can be described as a peak-and-loop turn. The spy used a trick to fake the trick, and Evan was already on guard, and after arresting the spy Jiao Ming, he apologized to Jiao Ming, a normal personality with a confused face, explaining that this was a strategy of 'if you want to deceive the enemy, you must first deceive yourself'.

Jiao Ming, a normal personality, has nothing to say, just wave your hand to show that you are happy. The next step is to act in full suit, teleporting back to the Tro Collar from the ruins. Then the silencer is woken up, and the three parties confirm that the agreement is completed and fulfill their promises to each other.

Then the question arises.

The Silent Personality suddenly informs them that the inevitable circumstances that will accompany their 'self-sealing' will be that neither the normal personality Jiao Ming nor the mad personality will be able to borrow the blessing effect of the silver ring. And when the latter was dumbfounded, he gave two paths, one was to clear the memory of the torture and learn how to use the silver ring, and the other was to sign a supplementary agreement to share his body to some extent in exchange for the right to use the silver ring within two years.

Jiao Ming, a normal personality, groaned for a while, and only asked one question: whether it was intentional or not, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet after receiving an affirmative answer, and chose to give up the powerful blessing effect of the silver ring with a stubbornness and yearning for a normal life. After all, knowing that there is a split personality in my head, it is really awkward to come out from time to time to take a look, and there will be huge psychological obstacles when talking about love and doing that.

The Silent Personality seemed a little surprised, but he didn't talk nonsense, expressing his willingness to keep the promise and reminding him of the approximate time for the madman personality to wake up, and then vanished.

At this point, Jiao Ming, a normal personality, or Jiao Ming, suddenly returned to the state of a normal qi magician at the beginning of the crossing, when he couldn't even break through the wall of Sicordon. The more serious consequences are the reduction of the special effects of the vine teleportation network and the complete failure of the portal.

And it was only ten minutes before Master Emily teleported over with a panicked face, and only when she saw Jiao Ming, who was safe and sound, did she breathe a sigh of relief and ask about the situation. After learning the details and testing it a little, this beautiful woman scratched her ears and cheeks for a while, and her image was greatly damaged, but she couldn't blame Jiao Ming's choice, but said with a sad face that the portal company was afraid that it would be closed temporarily.

Jiao Ming's eyes widened immediately, and his heart twitched. It is important to know that the profitability of the portal company is the start-up capital for many projects. And this profit is also Emily's main source of income, so she can talk and chat with Jiao Ming calmly, I have to say that this preferential treatment is unique. Then the two of them were glad that the world had little experience in breach of contract and many loopholes in the contract, otherwise this time, the master and apprentice would have to lose their bottom pants.

In the end, the two discussed it and did several verification tests with air magic, believing that the portal company still had hope, but the new version of the portal might be unusually large. As for the sudden shutdown of the portal this time, under Jiao Ming's suggestion, the past was covered up with 'server upgrade and maintenance'. And there is the following Q&A: "What is a server?" "You see that you are a little confused when you hear this word, and it must be no problem to fool those laymen." ”

In this way, the master and apprentice who stayed up all night were separated. The former went back to the Mage Tower to start the design of a new generation of portals, while the latter used an excuse to get injured and explain to the crocodile leaders that they couldn't teleport back to the crocodile realm.

However, this level of performance can't hide from Binglian and Evan, and face the questioning of the two. Jiao Ming first chose to confess to Binglian, and then partnered with him to fool Evan. But Evan's eyes were vicious and thoughtful, and he tried to find out the general idea in a few words, but he didn't delve into it anymore, and directly presented the newly developed floating tray to the crocodile leader.

Jiao Ming and Binglian glanced at each other, and there was a feeling that the local tyrant was taking money to smash the hole cards at the gambling table, and then accepted the gift and admitted that there was a problem with the qi magic.

In the following time, Jiao Ming, whose plug-in expired, began to experience the feeling of an ordinary six-ring qi magician, and to be honest, it was terrible.

It's like a novice driver who is used to driving a manual transmission, and suddenly goes to drive a super cargo with 16 gears, and it's thank God that it can be driven normally, and don't even think about drifting and other sassy operations.

The air magic medium is still the same active, but it has suddenly changed from an obedient and docile guide dog to an untrained husky, and even further, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a wild and untamable wolf. The originally smooth spatial passage was filled with countless extremely dangerous spatial cracks.

Teleporting small items, Jiao Ming still has the confidence to maintain stability and safety for a short time, but as for the real person teleportation, Jiao Ming himself does not dare to jump into it. As for teleporting items without interfering with the operation of the floating airship, but it is probably stuck online, saying that it can't be done is looking down on people, saying that it will not happen 100%, Jiao Ming himself does not dare to guarantee it.

And this is also the origin of the phrase 'hand tide' in the dialogue between Jiao Ming and Binglian. Along with this frustration comes a kind of self-doubt and depression.

"The way I am now, you don't have any thoughts at home, do you?"

"It doesn't matter. You don't have to tell them the details, I'll help you cover up the past. In the future, as long as we have a few more children, all of them are six-ring talents, those old antiques will obediently shut up. ”

"This is really ......," Jiao Ming was speechless for a moment. At this time, the pilots who were only temporarily loaned invited to the bow of the ship for a meeting with internal sound transmission equipment. Seeing that Binglian had no intention of moving, she couldn't help but ask in doubt.

"According to the itinerary, the front is the territory of the Xuqin Kingdom, and the driving team just asks whether it is a detour or not, and the result is undoubted. ”

"Is this the territory of the Xu Qin people?" asked Jiao Ming in surprise.

"Dare to love Evan blew so much in the morning, and you didn't hear it?"

"You know, the matter of qi magic has a big impact on me. ”

Binglian twitched the corners of her mouth, took out a booklet with meticulous workmanship and beautiful drawings from the bottom of a pile of stick figures, opened it to a certain page and turned it upside down for Jiao Ming to see. "Here's the promotional material for this big toy. The speed is written here, and you can know the location with a little calculation. ”

In terms of speed, this Trolling's latest product is obviously not comparable to the old 'troop carrier' of the Red Mountain Kingdom. Jiao Ming glanced at the speed, as well as the several types of airships that were used as pedals, and recalled the memories of a year and a half ago, and almost dropped his jaw.

"At this rate, you can get back to Long Vine before dark, right?"

"Exactly!"

"Tro is powerful enough. It's almost as fast as the plane in my hometown. ”

"It's only challenging to catch up like that, isn't it?"

"Hehe, of course!" Jiao Ming also nodded.

At this moment, the discussion seemed to have a result, and the airship began to turn. This is confirmed by the slight lateral inertia and the change in the scenery outside the window.

"From the map, you should be able to see the sea in a moment. It must have been a beautiful scene. ”

"No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is not as beautiful as you. In an instant, Jiao Ming somehow remembered many jokes he had seen on the Internet, and decided to apply what he had learned.

"You guy. Binglian slapped her hands shyly.

Jiao Ming's eyes widened immediately, and his heart twitched. It is important to know that the profitability of the portal company is the start-up capital for many projects. And this profit is also Emily's main source of income, so she can talk and chat with Jiao Ming calmly, I have to say that this preferential treatment is unique. Then the two of them were glad that the world had little experience in breach of contract and many loopholes in the contract, otherwise this time, the master and apprentice would have to lose their bottom pants.

In the end, the two discussed it and did several verification tests with air magic, believing that the portal company still had hope, but the new version of the portal might be unusually large. As for the sudden shutdown of the portal this time, under Jiao Ming's suggestion, the past was covered up with 'server upgrade and maintenance'. And there is the following Q&A: "What is a server?" "You see that you are a little confused when you hear this word, and it must be no problem to fool those laymen." ”

In this way, the master and apprentice who stayed up all night were separated. The former went back to the Mage Tower to start the design of a new generation of portals, while the latter used an excuse to get injured and explain to the crocodile leaders that they couldn't teleport back to the crocodile realm.

However, this level of performance can't hide from Binglian and Evan, and face the questioning of the two. Jiao Ming first chose to confess to Binglian, and then partnered with him to fool Evan. But Evan's eyes were vicious and thoughtful, and he tried to find out the general idea in a few words, but he didn't delve into it anymore, and directly presented the newly developed floating tray to the crocodile leader.

Jiao Ming and Binglian glanced at each other, and there was a feeling that the local tyrant was taking money to smash the hole cards at the gambling table, and then accepted the gift and admitted that there was a problem with the qi magic.