65. The quality of being a great journalist
Looking at the two people in front of him, Tony shook his head helplessly, and then said with some emotion:
"How do you drink peonies......
As he spoke, Tony took the bottle with some emotion and took a sip. After hearing Tony's words, the ashes on the side didn't care, and he shrugged his shoulders calmly and said, "But he doesn't have much flavor in the first place......
"How is it possible, it's obviously very strong! It's like industrial alcohol! With a serious face, Parker's big eyes were full of recognition, and if he hadn't said "although I haven't drunk industrial alcohol" at the end, it would have been very convincing.
Tony shrugged his shoulders indifferently. Hearing Parker's words, the ash on the side shook his head when he glanced at the remaining liquor in the glass.
"I don't have a sense of taste, so I don't know what you mean by "Lie". ”
Hearing this, Parker and Tony on the side looked at each other in some surprise. After a moment of silence, Tony shrugged his shoulders and sighed, "Then you are so pitiful, if you can't even taste the delicious, this is a big regret in life." ”
"Actually, it's fine." Ash said with a nonchalant face: "Anyway, I didn't know the taste or anything like that, and I never got it, so naturally I didn't lose it." ”
Hearing Ash's remarks, Tony frowned and said, "Then what do you do every day to relieve boredom?" Bang Bang Bang? ”
“…… Not...... What do you mean? ”
Ash scratched his helmet and looked at Tony, who bought your money, with some incomprehension. And felt the gaze of the ashes. Not only Tony, but even Parker's gaze became strange......
Frowning into frowning thoughts, he was silent for almost half a minute, and then Tony said in disbelief, "Don't tell me you don't even know how to make people...... Didn't your mommy tell you how you got here? ”
“…… I was born from the ashes of the primordial tree. ”
"......" heard the words and was silent. Tony sat on the couch next to him, then poured himself another sip of wine, and then asked with a serious face, "How long have you lived?" ”
"Hundreds of thousands of years."
“…… Hiss...... Have you jerked off then? ”
"Masturbated, it's the onion knight who said it's very comfortable."
Hearing Ash's words, Tony on the side adjusted his sitting posture again, not paying attention to Parker, who was taking notes quickly, Tony asked with a serious face, "Then how do you feel?" ”
"I don't feel anything......"
"Huh?" Hearing Ash's words, Tonika on the side paused his shell, and then looked at Ash in front of him so fixedly. Seeing Tony's strange appearance, the ash on the side also shrugged his shoulders and continued to explain:
"For as long as I can remember, I haven't had any feelings in your mouth about taste, touch, pain, anything like that. Even if you cut me in half, it won't have any effect. ”
"But that's nothing." There was no sadness or anything like that, but Ash looked puzzled, and even said that he looked at Tony and the others who were still shocked in front of him with a little helplessness, and did not react: "Actually, I have always had a deep question, why do you look like this every time I talk about it...... Is this worth the pity? I don't think there's anything wrong with it, do I? ”
“………… That's a big deal, okay! Reacting, Tony looked at the ashes in front of him, and the seriousness in his eyes was like studying Mark 1 in the cave of terrorists in Afghanistan, so he stretched out a finger and said seriously in front of the ashes: "I have to spend at least ten hours a week drinking, ten hours to taste delicious food, ten hours to party, and twenty hours to spend a good night with beautiful women." Then I will squeeze out some of my time to do research......"
"Twenty hours? That's that long, isn't it? Parker on the side looked at Tony on the side with some surprise, as if he was afraid that Tony would not understand, Parker's mouth continued like a cannon: "I am a student biology major, I remember that the tutor said that if it is too long, it will die!" ”
Looking at Parker with a dissuasive look on the side, Tony on the side quickly shook his head and added: "It's not twenty hours at a time, it's a week combined...... After a pause, Tony continued: "And I'll extend the time with some small things." ”
Nodding suddenly, Parker on the side suddenly noticed something and hurriedly took out a small notebook and wrote it down: "Mr. Tony needs something to prolong the time......"
Pulling the corners of his mouth, Tony pulled his brows and said, "This can be ignored." ”
"No, it has to be big news." As he spoke, Parker wrote in his notebook, "Mr. Tony doesn't want anyone else to know about this. ”
"I'm talking about electric toys! Not a drug! ”
Nodding, Parker said "Got it, got it" and crossed out the line "I need something to extend my time". But before Tony could breathe a sigh of relief. Parker then wrote, "Mr. Tony needs to use electric toys to extend his time. ”
After a pause and another look at Tony, Parker patted his head, and then just when Tony thought Parker realized something, Parker continued: "Mr. Tony needs to devote ten hours to drinking, ten hours to eat, and then ten hours of playing and relying on electric toys to maintain sex for a while. ”
FxxK ...... took a deep breath in despair, and Tony struggled to take his attention off Parker's notebook as he thought about how to put pressure on the Clarion Daily......
Seeing that Tony didn't plan to deal with himself, Parker on the side looked at the ashes with curiosity.
Sensing Parker's curious gaze, Ash shrugged his shoulders and said, "I've never gotten it, so there's nothing to lose." ”
Hearing this, looking at Parker, who was struggling to write, Tony also raised his eyebrows. It's impossible to say not to be curious...... But unlike himself, Parker's record of Ash is mostly "rejected because he was born without a sense of touch, taste, pain, sensation, or anything like that." or in the face of the world, there is a deep incomprehension" of the pitiful sentence......
Look at it, and then think of your own ...... Tony felt like he had a few more gray hairs.
"Parker......"
"Huh?"
"This is a journalist...... Still have to tell the truth......"
"It's okay." Parker said with a look of ignorance of the seriousness of the problem: "Boss James has always said that it can be blurred to a certain extent, and then attract people's attention......"
"......" Hearing this, he sighed, Tony's gaze was a little gloomy: "It's ...... so quickly"
"You're going to be a big reporter in the future."
"Yes, I'll definitely try."
Parker replied with a smile on his face.
Tony: "......"