"Princess Christina, please allow me to cordially invite you to be a guest at the city hall, and our diplomat will come to see you later!" Mr. Mayor said.

Hearing this, Christina looked at the big demon king of round eggs, as if she wanted to see the inner thoughts of the big demon king from that little face.

Feeling the other party's gaze, the little guy smiled cutely and said, "Yuyu ......"

"I'm not called Yuyu, I'm called Christina!" Christina exclaimed.

Round Egg nodded: "Well, Yuyu!" ”

"I'm not called Yuyu!"

"It's Yuyu! Yuyu, get back into the water, or I'll beat you! The round egg waved his small fist and threatened.

Christina almost didn't get.

But with a cold snort, the mermaid princess stepped on the waves, returned to the West Lake, and then turned into a colorful fish and swam away......

Seeing this scene, Mr. Mayor was both angry and helpless.

The only chance for peace was rejected by the round egg.

This is forcing us to go to war with the Galactic Federation!

Nima, how can we fight?

Mr. Mayor ran over in a panic and complained, "Dandan-sama, it's not right for you to do this!" ”

The little one rolled his eyes and didn't speak.

"Dandan-sama, will you let that princess come out again? We want to negotiate with her! ”

"Not good!"

The immature children's voice was in the ears of Mr. Mayor, and it almost choked Mr. Mayor to death.

"So how can you get her out? Otherwise, I'll give you money, okay? Lots of money! The mayor said as he pulled out a few notes from his pocket.

The banknotes are all 10 yuan each.

Seeing the money, the round egg was immediately furious: "The baby has grown up, and he will not be deceived by you!" Lie to me with 10 dollars every time, when I'm stupid? Sister, let's go! Hum! ”

After speaking, but listening to the two clicks, the round egg and Han Meiyue's bodies were both shattered, turning into endless particles and disappearing.

The mayor looked at the place where the two had disappeared, and then at the banknotes in his hand, with a confused expression.

Why doesn't this trick work?

……

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

Several passenger planes arrived in the city of Suhang.

The foreign ministers of the five districts stepped off the plane and then drove to the Sunshine Community.

Half an hour later, the five of them saw the round egg in the living room.

"Dandan, what the hell do you want to do? Can you tell us about it? As long as the earth can do it, it will definitely stand on your side to help you! The North American Foreign Minister solemnly promised.

There is no way, the fate of the earth has been tied to the round egg.

When the round egg is born, the earth is born.

If the round egg dies, then the earth must also die.

Without round eggs, the civilization of the earth is nothing.

"Really?"

The five foreign ministers collectively nodded.

The little guy smiled cutely: "Okay, then tell you about the baby's plan!" Skynet creeps, come out! ”

The sound fell, and the light in the living room dimmed instantly.

Endless fluorescent magically appears, intertwined into a web.

"Long live Dandan-sama!"

"Skynet creeps, you tell them!"

"Yes, Dandan-sama!"

Under the serious gaze of the five foreign ministers, Skynet said: "Indigenous people of the earth, your scientific and technological level is too poor and your development is too slow!" In order to solve this dilemma, Dandan-san is very merciful and comes up with a great plan: that is, to use the mermaid princess as bait to attract reinforcements to rescue. When the time comes, when their reinforcements come, we will catch them, take all their equipment, and then drive them back. ”

"When they come with new equipment, we snatch all of their equipment and drive them back...... After a few times, the earth developed! ”

"How? This plan is awesome, right? Awesome, right? ”

"Stupid earthling, why don't you hurry up and thank the great Dandan-sama for helping you come up with such a powerful plan?"

At this moment, the five foreign ministers were collectively stunned, and their eyes were wider than light bulbs.

This, this......

Is this also called the Great Plan? Are you sure this plan wasn't conceived by pigs?

"What are you doing? Why don't you hurry up and thank Dandan-sama? Skynet shouted angrily.

The five foreign ministers were speechless.

At this time, the little guy waved his little hand and said, "Forget it, forget it!" Earthlings are stupid, they don't understand the baby's plan, and I don't blame them. However, when you get the equipment later, you have to pay for it! ”

"Babies don't do loss-making business!"

As soon as these words came out, Foreign Minister Huaxia hurriedly asked: "Dandan, how much is it?" Don't be too expensive, too expensive we can't afford it. You know, the earth is really poor! ”

Hearing the question, the little guy tilted his head, thought about it, and said, "It's more than 10 yuan, don't take another 10 yuan to lie to me!" Well, give it to 20's! I know you have 20 dollars a piece, more than 10! ”

Poof! Poof! Poof!

The five foreign ministers collectively fell to the ground, vomiting blood and dying.

Su Qin, Han Meiyue and others covered their faces with their hands.

It's so embarrassing, they feel like they really don't have a face to see people!

This is a bear kid with a comic attribute bonus!

……

A week later, the Solar System Frontier.

The starry sky fluctuates in space, quickly passing over the seven planets of the solar system and then reaching the far side of the moon.

"Boom ————"

The space oscillates, producing ripples.

Twenty massive metal robots detach from their subspace state and land on the moon.

"Optimus Prime, are we there?"

"It's here!" Optimus Prime stretched out his metal arm and pointed in the direction of Earth, "That blue planet of life in the distance is our destination!" According to the coordinates in the airwaves, the sea princess is there! ”

Hearing this, the robots were extremely excited.

"Optimus Prime, let my people find out the news first!" Megatron, the leader of the Decepticon Legion, spoke.

Hearing this, Optimus Prime shook his head and said, "No, it's better for my people to go first." My subordinates were able to turn into cars on their planet and hide them easily. ”

"Well, well!"

Optimus Prime: "Bumblebee, Ironhide, you two go first." If you encounter a situation, contact me immediately with quantum communication! ”

Bumblebee and Ironhide nodded.

"Autobot Transformation!"

A loud sound sounded, and the two robots instantly changed their shape, turned into flying machines, and flew towards the earth at a distance of 350,000 kilometers.

At this time. Huaxia Ministry of Defense.

Colonel Cui Yan and the female officers of Huaxia were in the hall, teasing the little guys.

Suddenly!

The lights of the military hall dimmed instantly, and inexplicable fluorescent magic appeared, intertwining into a web.

"Report Egg-sama: Anomalous flying object has been detected and is heading towards Earth; Estimated location: Jingbei City, Huaxia! ”

As soon as these words came out, the Chinese officers were all shocked.

Here it is, the army of advanced civilization is really coming!

What to do? Now what?

Everyone looked at the little one in unison, hoping to see confidence in its little face.

In the attention of the audience, the little guy was very happy: "Wow Ka Ka, there is equipment!" Take the Terminators with you, go, and we'll grab them! ”

"Yes, Dandan-sama!"

……