6 Blind dates
At this time, Boss Ning was invited in by the assistant, he chatted with Boss Wu, Boss Wu immediately turned into a traditional opera lover, and talked with Boss Ning for a few words, and Boss Ning said: "I'm sorry, Mr. Wu, Junhua's body is too weak, and he has swept away your interest." After the previous car accident, he had steel plates in many parts of his body, and it was not easy to sit. ”
"It's okay, it's okay, Daoist Qin and I have already negotiated business, hurry up and send him back to rest." Mr. Wu motioned for the assistant to send us out.
"I'll take him to the bathroom to change his diaper first." Boss Ning said to the assistant who followed us.
With that, he literally pushed me into the bathroom.
"Where do I need diapers......" I muttered in the bathroom.
"Otherwise, how would they believe that you are severely disabled? Aren't you just going to play the role of a heavy handicap? "Boss Ning is a ghost, he can guess ten sentences in one sentence.
But I just took the opportunity to go to the bathroom.
And by the way, he handed over the bank card he had just earned to Boss Ning.
"The password is my birthday." I say.
Our money is shared, to be exact, it is Boss Ning who is in charge of the money, he is a god, he is the biggest, I can't resist.
Although I didn't want to have too much interaction with those messy people, and I didn't want to get involved in some troublesome dinner and make an excuse to leave, I was actually uncomfortable.
The discarded right leg began to twitch slightly because of the cold, diffusing the pain of Mu Mu, which was probably the rejection reaction of Boss Ning to connect my leg.
The assistant still drove us home in a luxury car, and I was a little skeptical that my place was being monitored by this group of powerful people.
When I got back to my room, I collapsed on the bed. Boss Ning intimately called hot water and brought towels.
"Does your leg hurt badly?" He wiped my face with a hot towel, then pulled out my right leg and started applying a hot compress.
"Okay." I lay on my back. Boss Ning just touched my forehead, and I fell asleep.
He can control people's dreams, and he can also put people to sleep at ease.
In the past, when my injuries were in severe pain, he always used this method to relieve my pain.
When I woke up again, it was already dawn. I stretched, feeling much lighter, but my belly was hungry.
My pants were probably picked up and washed by Boss Ning, and I was only wearing a pair of underwear. But it doesn't matter, we've all lived together for a long time anyway, and it's all men who don't care about that.
The wheelchair was next to my bed, I moved myself into the wheelchair, and then turned the wheelchair to open the bedroom door, but the moment I opened the door, I saw an outsider sitting in the living room!
Immediately I hurriedly withdrew my wheelchair - I didn't even have pants on! What a shame!
"Meritus! You're up early! I thought you were going to sleep a little longer. "Boss Ning was entertaining guests, and when he saw me open the door, he hurriedly walked over.
"Where's my pants?" I whispered.
"I'll take it and wash it, you can put on your pajama pants first." Boss Ning said.
"Who came early in the morning?" I took the pajama pants he handed me and began to put them on in a hurry.
"I guess it's the Gu refiner who came to you yesterday." Boss Ning said.
"Straight to the door?! It's really ghostly! I was taken aback.
After putting on the humiliating cartoon sheep pajama pants, I put a thin blanket on my lap and left the bedroom with a straight face. This shameful pajamas were also chosen by Boss Ning, I don't think it's okay to wear them at home, but I didn't expect someone to come to the door.
"Good morning, Daozun." The man who was drinking tea on the sofa in the living room said hello to me, yesterday he was wearing a hat and couldn't see his appearance clearly, but now when he looked at it, he found that this person looked very star-like, very similar to the popular star surnamed Yang, and he had a bad temperament.
"It's you again, what are you going to do?" I asked.
"Last night, I obviously gave Daozun a chance to stand up, but Daozun, you gave up. I'm not surprised that you can get rid of the Body Gu, after all, you are very knowledgeable. After all, you can master three talismans, and your brain power is beyond the reach of ordinary people. He said.
"Prizes have been awarded. However, your excellency became a Gu refiner at a young age, which is also extraordinary. I said.
I don't have a good impression of these "friends" in the Dao realm, because they have mastered knowledge and abilities that mortals should not know, and they often act recklessly, are consumed by profit, and even crazy and perverted.
The same is true of this Gu refiner in front of him, his aura is filthy, I don't know how many people have been killed in order to refine Gu, and there is even a faint black qi of unjust souls rolling behind him.
To obtain knowledge that should not belong to the world, you have to pay a price, either the life of someone else, or your own body. Therefore, the so-called "friends" of the Dao Dharma Realm, if they don't want to have blood on their hands, they have to become tattered like me.
The Gu Refiner smiled slightly and said, "Wu Renfa has already shown you his so-called prize, that ancient book. To be honest, this book is now the treasure of the Tao, and I heard that it was wise for you to give up the competition for this book. However, I hope that you will cooperate with me to help me get that book. ”
"So you still want to threaten me with Gu?" I smiled slightly, yesterday because there were a lot of people around, I was too lazy to bother with him, and I didn't expect this kid to be greedy enough to chase me directly to my house.
"So what? Does Dao Zun still have to fight with me before he is willing to cooperate with me? The man grabbed a handful of melon seeds on the coffee table, and at the same time as he grabbed the melon seeds, the melon seeds on a fruit plate turned into dense Gu worms in an instant!
At the same time, the large floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room were also crawled with countless Gu worms, which were impermeable, making the whole room suddenly darken.
"Wow, ahhh Boss Ning on the side let out a loud shout.
I know that he deliberately called to match the atmosphere, after all, Boss Ning, who can fight Gu worms bravely, will not be so vulnerable, it is obvious that this young man does not know Boss Ning's true identity.
"What a young man is short-sighted!" I snorted coldly and threw a spell out, and the spell froze in midair, and the intricate strokes on it automatically condensed into an eye, which opened suddenly.
In an instant, all the Gu worms stopped their activities and turned into pus and flowed out through the cracks in the window.
"Fu Zhi Thirty - Mu Zhen!" I pronounced the name of the Dao Talisman.
The thirtieth mantra is a talisman that even the gods can't pronounce and master.
Eye-to-eye.
This talisman simulates the celestial eye effect that the gods also regard as a treasure, which can deter low-level foreign objects, and the level of those Gu worms is too low, and it is estimated that they will be scared to death the moment the talisman opens its eyes.
This young man's Taoism is still too low, and these Gu worms are really not high-end goods.
"You actually killed my Gu!" Annoyed by the effect of the Eyeshake Charm, he suddenly pulled out his gun and pointed it at me - under the VisionShock, all foreign objects were ineffective, and the only thing he could do was to physically attack.
However, before he could shoot, Boss Ning rammed him down with a stool.
I retrieved the Eyeshake Talisman, the last of the thirty spells and one of my hole cards, with the downside that it could only be used at most once a day.
Boss Ning had a lot of strength, after he smashed that Gu refiner unconscious, he tore open his clothes, and there were countless dense small holes on his belly and chest, all of which were inserted into it with a plastic tube, and the lid was sealed, it seemed that this person was raising Gu with his body, and most of the people who raised Gu this kind of Gu did not end well.
Now, his Gu has almost been abolished by my talisman, and it is estimated that he will not be able to use Gu excitement to make waves in the future.
A person who raises Gu with his body is equivalent to combining his life with Gu, all of the Gu are dead, and he is estimated to not live long. And most of his evil Gu are fed on living people, which can be regarded as his retribution.
"I dragged him out and made a mess of the living room that I had managed to clean." Boss Ning dragged him out.
Most of these sorcery people are so savage, they will kill them if they don't agree with each other, which is why I don't want to have too much contact with them.
After dealing with this person, I changed into clothes in the house that I could get out of.
Boss Ning quickly cleaned the living room stained by Gu worm pus, and asked me with interest: "I said, Qin Da Daozun, I think your work today should have been done." Why don't we go shopping? ”
"I'm disabled. I hate shopping the most. I said.
"Anyway, you sit and you won't be very tired, just help me carry something." Boss Ning took out his bank card and shook it: "It's finally in, let's go spend it." ”
I brushed my hair and had to say yes.
If it weren't for Boss Ning, I would definitely stay at home and play games every day.
Boss Ning loved everything about the bustling place.
But as soon as we came downstairs, we were stopped by an aunt from the neighborhood committee.
"Hey! Xiao Qin, I'm looking for you! Come on, come on! What a coincidence! The aunt pointed at me and said, "Come with me." ”
Boss Ning then pushed my wheelchair to follow her, only to see my aunt take me to a corner of the community, point to the three aunts and old ladies standing over there and say, "That's them!" Do you remember when I told you last month that I would help you solve your marriage problems? I found you a good family, this is a few relatives of the girl's family, come to see how your conditions are, I tell you, the girl is good, good hands and feet, good-looking, but the brain turns a little slower......"
Unexpectedly, as soon as I went out, I was forcibly dragged on a unilateral blind date.
"Ouch, why does this kid have to be in a wheelchair, Aunt Zheng, didn't you say last time that he was just walking a little lame?" As soon as the relatives saw me, they started pointing at me.
"That's it, my hair is gray, I'm afraid there's something wrong, right?"
"Can I get a job this way? I'm afraid it's not the roadside asking for money? ”
I can only listen patiently to them pointing at me, because this is the leader of Aunt Zheng, the most nosy person in the neighborhood committee, I can't say anything yet, otherwise she will be annoyed to death in the future.
Eventually, they focused on the question of what the hell do I do.
"I'm a fortune teller and a feng shui man." I had no choice but to say, "Qualified." ”
"Xiao Qin, when did you start feudal superstition? I remember you weren't some kind of teacher? Aunt Zheng asked, but apparently she was also interested.
"I changed careers. Why don't I do the math for you, and do you see if it's accurate? I smiled.
One of the aunts in her fifties stretched out her hand and said, "Then you show me palmistry, and I'll see if what you say is accurate!" ”
"Auntie, your daughter suddenly went crazy when she was ten years old, right?" I looked at her palmistry.
"Many people know about this, and it's nothing, maybe Lao Zheng told you!" The aunt didn't believe it.
Her daughter is the girl who went on a blind date with me, Aunt Zheng said that she just didn't have a good brain, in fact, she was crazy, this kind of thing, you can indeed see it by looking at palmistry, in fact, physiognomy or something is also a kind of magic, but now 100% of the faces on the market are big liars.
Because in order to learn the real physiognomy, you need to master the talismans first. That's not something that ordinary people can do with their brains. Physiognomy is just a by-product of the process of learning spells.
The veins in people's hands will flow a faint light under my special vision, and some life experiences will be able to be seen from this, when to endure hardship, when to enjoy pleasure, happy, sad, bad, good, and bad things.
Without training in charms to open this horizon, simply reading another person's life experience can drive the palmistry reader crazy.
I then said, "Half of your daughter's madness is your karma, do you remember the eighteen letters you took?" ”
Auntie's face changed suddenly.
"You! How do you know! I never told anyone! She shuddered a little.
This aunt, when she was young, she did a bad thing, she worked in the countryside for a period of time when she was young, and fell in love with a boy, but the boy fell in love with another girl who shared her dormitory, and later, the boy was transferred to other places, and they all relied on letters to communicate, but this aunt took advantage of her own work to intercept the boy's letters, which led to a misunderstanding between the two, thus breaking up the couple.
Of course, her daughter's madness actually has nothing to do with this matter, it's just that I want to scare her, not to scare people, how can I call it a magic stick.
"Your daughter has seen a lot of hospitals and said it doesn't work, but as long as you do what I say, you can drive away the karma that she helped you carry. Return to normal. I said again.
"Why do you young man talk so intimidatingly! If you can really take a good look at my daughter, I can give you anything! You can get a house! The aunt burst into tears. Although it is not authentic for her to break up the couple, her love for her daughter is real.
"Xiao Qin, can you really look at each other?!" Aunt Zheng was frightened.
"Their Qin family has been the god operator of the imperial seal since their ancestors." Boss Ning said, "You can arrange the time, we still have something to do, so let's go first." ”
Finally got into our little broken car, Boss Ning asked me, "Why are you entangled with those old women?" You're not a doctor, you're just a god. ”
"That aunt is a resident who lived in the Suntec community ten years ago, and her daughter's madness is also related to the Suntec community." I said, "The big array of the Xinda community is starting to operate, and even the numerology line is moving closer to me. And the people of the Xinda community began to gather around me. This is the cause and effect that the gods have given me. You can't avoid it. ”
"Ha, you really know. Well, let's relax and go shopping today. Boss Ning said and started the car.