Chapter 1439: Soul Hook
"Hehe...... Ding Ermiao smiled at Wu Zhanzhan, stretched out his hand to stop the two ghost pawns and ghost criminals, and said with a smile:
"Old Han, where do you really not meet in life, why, the business of the coffin shop has become bigger, come to the underworld to open a branch and sell coffins to King Qin Guang?"
The one who was escorted by the ghost pawn was the owner of the coffin shop in Renhe Lane, the North Third Ring Road of Shancheng, Lao Han.
Seeing Ding Ermiao and the others, Lao Han was like seeing a savior, and hurriedly shouted: "Oh, Ding Da? Mage, save me, the imps of the underworld are mistaken, my longevity has not yet arrived! ”
The ghost pawn knew Ding Ermiao, and he hurriedly defended, saying: "Generalissimo Hugh listened to this old man's nonsense, how could the judge be wrong with the soul hooking disc talisman sent down by comparing life and death?" ”
"The king of Hades told people to die on the third watch, who dares to keep people until the fifth watch?" Ding Ermiao laughed and said:
"Old Han, you have also lived a lot of age, just die, who are you reluctant? If there are any last words that have not been spoken, I can help you bring the letter back. They are all friends, and I don't charge much for carrying letters, just three or five hundred thousand. ”
Lao Han was so anxious that he stomped his feet and said, "Oh, Brother Ding, I really haven't arrived yet." You take me back, and I'll give you 35,000, okay? ”
"Sure enough, you can do business, what Er Miao said just now is that 350,000 bring a letter, but I didn't say 350,000 to save your life." Wu Zhanzhan sneered.
The folds on Lao Han's face shook, and said, "The matter of money, let's talk about it when it goes up." But you have to save me first, and if it's a little later, my body on it will be cremated! ”
"It's strange, as if we were so poor that we had to save you." Wu Zhanzhan clasped his chest with his hands and raised his eyes to look at the sky.
Ding Ermiao didn't speak, and looked at Lao Han with a smile.
If you bring Lao Han back, it will be no problem. Ding Ermiao's status as a celestial master can increase anyone's life span by three years. What's more, just now he helped the underworld to calm the Asura Dao, and his merit is greater than the sky. Not to mention one old Han, even a hundred old Han, Ding Ermiao can also be saved.
Lao Han's dead fish eyes rolled and said, "If you don't save me, it's okay, but the reputation of the Maoshan disciples is completely ruined!" ”
"Hahaha...... what kind of fallacy is this? If we don't save you, will our reputation be ruined? Wu Zhanzhan laughed angrily and said, "Old Han, you are messing around and talking nonsense, and you really deserve to die, it seems that the little ghosts in the underworld have not caught the wrong person." ”
The two ghost pawns smiled and nodded again and again.
"Don't worry, listen to me." Lao Han struggled to get rid of the shackles of the ghost pawn and said, "I said that my Yangshou has not arrived, not nonsense. ”
"Have you seen the Book of Life and Death?" Li Qingdong asked.
"No, it's not......," Old Han shook his head and said:
"It's a long story. When I was born, a Maoshan disciple named the head of the Heavenly Ghost Dao passed by, deceived my father into eating a meal, and then told me a fortune, saying that I could live to be seventy-eight years old! I'm only sixty-eight now, a full ten years old! If I die now, then it means that the person who calculates the Heavenly Ghost Dao is not good, and you Maoshan disciples are the ones who deceive the world and steal their reputation! ”
"Shut up!"
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan, as well as Li Qingdong and Wan Shugao, the four of them spoke at the same time and shouted loudly.
Counting the head of the Heavenly Ghost Dao, it is Li Qingdong's ancestor, Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan's master, Lin Fengjiao. Lao Han ran the train with his mouth full of insults and insulted Lin Fengjiao's reputation after his death, and Ding Ermiao and others were of course annoyed.
Lao Han was taken aback, and then rolled his dead fish eyes and said, "I'm right, that's how it was!" ”
"Fart, fart!" Li Qingdong was furious, stepped forward and grabbed Lao Han's neck, and said:
"Count the Heavenly Ghost Dao Master, he is the ancestor of my god operator! My ancestor has the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, and the heavens can be calculated thoroughly, how can he not be counted as personnel? If you dare to say that my ancestor deceived the world and stole his name, I will definitely call King Qin Guang and knock you down to the eighteenth layer of hell! ”
Lao Han was a newly dead ghost, his cultivation was extremely low, and he was almost pinched to the point that his soul was scattered, and he shouted with difficulty: "Call, call your ancestor out...... Confront, dare not, dare not? ”
Ding Ermiao stepped forward, separated Li Qingdong, frowned, and said, "Old Ghost Han, my master will judge life and death, and it will never be wrong." Your life span is ten years less, you must have done something lacking in virtue and lost your longevity. ”
"I am an honest businessman, sweeping the floor without hurting the lives of ants, cherishing moth yarn lamps, where have I done anything lacking in virtue?" Lao Han shouted loudly, more wronged than Dou E.
Wu Zhanzhan frowned and said, "I don't believe that the master will make a mistake, you two ghost pawns, immediately go to Judge Cui and ask him to bring Lao Han's life and death book over." ”
The two ghost pawns didn't dare to slack off, so they left Lao Han and drifted away.
"Wait for the life and death book to be obtained and verified to be correct, Lao Han, you will be miserable." Wan Shugao sneered and gloated.
Lao Han sat on the ground with his buttocks, posing as a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
After a while, Cui Yu arrived with a life and death book, and saluted Ding Ermiao and the others with fists.
"What's going on with this old Han's life and death." Ding Ermiao pointed at Lao Han and said, "Judge Cui will check for me, how much Yang Shou is." ”
Cui Yu nodded, and slowly opened the book of life and death to find information about Lao Han.
"Here, here......" Wan Shu pointed his eyes and pointed to the thin page of life and death, and read: "Shancheng Han Shunfa, milk name Han turtle egg, Yangshou seventy-eight ......"
"Look, look, I said they were mistaken!" Old Han laughed and jumped on the ground.
"What's the hurry, there's still something to come!" Wan Shugao glared and continued to read:
“…… Yang Shou was seventy-eight, and at the age of thirty-five, he lured the neighborhood's widow Zhao to abandon the bad people's name and end up in chaos, and his life span was four years; When he was forty-five years old, a filial son Liu gave a coffin on credit, but Han Shunfa refused, so Liu's father was buried naked. Break filial piety and live for three years; When he was fifty-five years old, he quarreled with his neighbors, asked the little ghost to scare people, and lost his life for three years......"
"Don't read it, don't read it......" Lao Han covered his face with his hands and said, "I know, I should die, let me go." ”
Wu Zhanzhan sneered and said, "This is called not shedding tears if you don't see the coffin." My master is not wrong, you are wrong. ”
Wan Shugao laughed, closed the book of life and death, and asked, "Old Han, is that neighbor Zhao widow beautiful?" ”
"Get out of the way." Ding Ermiao glared at Wan Shugao and said to Lao Han:
"Old Han, since you met us, it can be regarded as fate. Seeing that you are pitiful, I will open a golden mouth and ask you for three years of longevity. When you go back, you should reflect on yourself and make up for the mistakes you made in the past. Maybe King Qin Guang will be happy and give you a few more years of life. In that case, my master's original assertion will be fulfilled, haha. ”
Cui Yu smiled, hugged his fists and said, "Since this is the case, this person will be sent back for the time being." When to hook the soul, we wait for the news of the generalissimo. ”
With that, Cui Yu turned around and left.
"Cheap you old devil." Wu Zhanzhan glared at Lao Han and then at Ding Ermiao