"You have been telling me privately that people are from other places and secret, do you look at people unpleasantly, think they are stupid, and want to use such inferior means to slander people?" Probably because of my actor-like acting skills and the cooperation of my classmates, the class teacher's trust in him was also a little shaken.

I thought to myself, don't blame me for hitting the muzzle of the gun yourself, seeing that you are chasing Wu Yizhu like this, I am worried about how to teach you a lesson, and report me for cheating? With your IQ, you think that learning a good IQ is really high, play with me? was very contemptuous of him in his heart, but the expression on his face became more and more innocent, and even tears of grievance.

I had a different argument with the class leader, which made the head teacher very embarrassed, and she wanted to listen to the class leader. But what I showed was so real that the head teacher didn't know what to do.

"This chemistry exam, don't take it, stand outside and reflect on it, chemistry is all zero points." The head teacher threw down a sentence and entered the classroom.

As soon as the head teacher entered the classroom, the class leader really exploded: "Yu Xiaokang, what do you mean?" Is it funny to me like that? ”

I still looked at the squad leader very innocently: "Class leader, what do you mean that I hurt you, you promised to give me an answer, and then said to let me stay away from Wu Yizhu, why did you give me a note and immediately sue the teacher, saying that I cheated?" How did I offend you? ”

Sure enough, he was led astray by me, he was already angry, at this time, I was poking his sore spots, and he lost his mind: "You still mention Wu Yizhu!" I warn you, stay away from her, she is not qualified to chase after her from out of town! ”

"Then you just reported me because of Wu Yizhu?" I tried my best to make my tone a little aggrieved, I couldn't help it, the squad leader took the bait, and I was about to burst into laughter.

"Do you think apart from Wu Yizhu, what qualifications do you have for me to waste my time?" The squad leader said disdainfully.

At this time, the classroom suddenly opened: "You disappointed me so much, you actually framed someone for a female classmate?" If it weren't for me behind the door, I wouldn't have known that you could do such a thing, and your cleverness would have been used for this? ”

"Teacher, I didn't ......" The class leader realized that he had been cheated by me at this time, and quickly defended, but he was already so pale and powerless.

"Xiaokang, you go to the exam first, I wronged you, you just opened the note and didn't see it, it doesn't count you cheating, take the exam well, come on." The head teacher patted me on the shoulder, motioned for me to come in, and stayed outside with the class leader.

When I entered the classroom, Gao Ke immediately gave me a thumbs up, and I looked at the shape of his mouth, which should have said "amazing". I gave him a helpless expression, and then returned to her seat, but when I passed by Wu Yizhu's side, she whispered: "Childish!" ”

I didn't hear it, so I sat down and started answering the questions, and I was in a good mood. After about five minutes, the squad leader walked in with a gloomy face and an unwilling face. He also glared at me, and I guess some people were trying to get beaten.

……

The time for the exams passed quickly, and the day went by. After packing my schoolbag and walking out, I found that Zong Guanlin had been following me until he was almost at the school gate, I really didn't understand, we basically didn't intersect, what were you doing with me? simply turned around and asked him, "Guanlin, what are you doing with me if you have nothing to do?" ”

"I want to tell you something, go out of school." After he finished speaking, he walked ahead of me. In this way, the two of us came to the small alley around the corner outside.

"What's wrong?" I asked with some curiosity.

"Be careful, take the chemistry exam in the morning, after you come in, the head teacher and the class leader are talking outside, and they are not reprimanding the class leader at all." He hesitated, then said, "I'm at the door, so I can hear clearly." The head teacher asked the class leader, after the exam, to pit you with advanced methods. Let you know a little bit of power, the head teacher said that you came to his class to pull grades, she hates you very much, let the class leader and a few classmates make you unbearable, it's best to transfer the class......"

"Guanlin, what's wrong with lowering your grades? Hate me so much? "I'm really puzzled, as for such a deep hatred? In my hometown of Zibo, whether I study well or not, the teachers treat everyone equally, and treat everyone the same as my own children.

"Every time we take a big exam, we have an average score in several classes, and the class teacher with a high score has a bonus of 10,000 yuan, and the average score of several classes is about the same, as soon as you come to lower our average score, she must feel that you make her lose tens of thousands of dollars a year, so I hate you." Zong Guanlin gave me an analysis.

"Okay, I know, thank you, I won't leave, such an interesting thing, how can it be without me? Don't worry, I'll have you breakfast tomorrow. I put my arm around his shoulders and walked out of the small alley.

"Okay, be careful, I'll go first." Zong Guanlin smiled at me and left.

I originally wanted to do well in the exam and show it to Master, but now it seems that in order to prevent the head teacher from taking 10,000 yuan, I can only write blindly!

"Master, I'm going to be the penultimate in this exam?"

"Won't it? Can't keep up? ”

"Will, do it well and give Koko more than 90 points."

"That's fine, as long as you can, you can hand in the papers. It's time to eat. ”

Since I was a child, I didn't want to say anything to my master, even if I hid it from me, I wouldn't lie to him, but whatever I said was true, so he didn't doubt me.

The next day's five exams, I also did it seriously, for example, I knew that I chose A for this question, I chose B, and I always chose the wrong answer, and I didn't mess around, because what if it was right, it was full of writing, and it was fun to get zero points, wasn't it?

As for politics, I basically wrote the following short-answer questions: "I don't know this question, but I resolutely obey the leadership of the Communist Party of China, implement the scientific outlook on development, and jointly build a socialist country with Chinese characteristics." "I didn't expect it to give two points.

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"Yu Xiaokang, stand up for me! Why did you do well in all four subjects on the first day, and on the second day, you scored three out of five subjects, and the remaining two subjects were less than ten points? "Early in the morning, as soon as the morning reading began, the head teacher came in and yelled at me.

"Report to the teacher, I'm biased." I stood up and said seriously.

"You know, this time the average score is the second in our class, and the difference is one point from the third class, and we would be the first without you. If you don't study every day and sleep in class, it's like a-stirring stick. "Because the head teacher missed the 10,000 yuan, he was directly scolded by the class.

I didn't get angry, but bowed to the head teacher: "Teacher, you're right, it's all my fault, but that's it." I looked up, looked around the class, and continued, "You can't say that the classmates in the class are pooping!" ”

After listening to this, the head teacher directly lost the blackboard eraser: "Get out of here!" ”