Tang Mu's ears were full of smoke, he couldn't cry or laugh, and he couldn't say a word.

Li Xiaochun's belly is high, look at this posture, there is no September, there is also August! I've seen big snakes pooping and earthworms peeing, but I've never seen a man get pregnant.

Tang Mu laughed and said: "You are in the right place, the immortals here can cure diseases, and the Tang Musai immortals here have just folded the spring buds during the day, and they just caught up with you. ”

"Isn't that an abortion pill?"

Tang Mu stretched out his hand to call Li Xiaochun's pulse: "Prejudice, the prescription will also be improved!" Li Xiaochun made a fuss, spread out his black robe, Tang Mu's eyes suddenly widened, the emperor and the queen of heaven have never seen it, a monster born in the sky!

I saw a huge black cat squatting on Li Xiaochun's dark belly, and it was precisely because of this that his belly became extremely big, and it seemed that it was impossible for this man to be pregnant.

"Meow meow—"

The black cat barked twice lazily, crawling on Li Xiaochun's abdominal muscles, motionless.

This cat's coat is smooth, there is not a trace of white hair on its body, even its beard is black, and its eyes are particularly deep, its limbs are thick, like stool legs, and its entire abdomen is too big! It's like a baby black panther.

Legend has it that black cats and black dogs are spiritual creatures that communicate yin and yang, and this kind of fat is eighty percent of them eat human flesh.

It stared directly at Tang Mu, with its scarlet tongue, and the barbs on the back of the tongue were clearly visible, as if it believed that Tang Mu wanted to save itself, but it was very calm.

Tang Mu was dumbfounded in fright, pointed to the black cat and asked Li Xiaochun: "Is it pregnant?" ”

Li Xiaochun nodded.

Tang Mu became impatient and shouted at Li Xiaochun: "Li Xiaochun, don't make any moths!" Although the City God Temple is dilapidated, there is still me Tang Mu, hurry up and take this monster away, there is no rule of law here! Don't you know that this thing is evil? Those who suppress corpses, those who eat the flesh of the dead! ”

The black cat seemed to understand human language, and immediately called "meow-meow-meow" a few times, its scarlet tongue curled back and forth a few times, and its abdomen trembled.

Li Xiaochun sighed and said: "It's just a mysterious cat, the blind bear in the Huangquan pharmacy can't be saved when he sees death, I can figure it out, but you Tang Mu can't, I am a single person in six miles, and I am among the three Qiao, I Li Xiaochun has no friends, there is this black cat, I can't watch it die of dystocia!" You should know what it feels like to be alone! Pull out the cold! ”

Tang Mu closed his eyes, his mind was extremely confused, and he thought about it carefully: Li Xiaochun is right, he came here from the feng shui bridge and kowtowed, his knees were worn out, he was wrapped in a black cloth, and he looked pitiful, what qualifications did he have to drive him down the mountain? You can't discriminate against him just because he doesn't have a shadow.

"No, no!"

Tang Mu saw that Li Xiaochun was beaten into a giant panda, he was angry and laughed, and scolded: "Xiong Xiaoyun, how can you beat people casually, without any of the ladies at all, if you treat me like this in the future...... Everyone is raised by their fathers! Alas! ”

Li Xiaochun said: "Don't beat around the corner, take out the decoction, treat the black cat for dystocia, give birth to a kitten to give you one, you are also alone!" ”

Of course Tang Mu is terrible, the big star of Liulidi, playing allegro, commenting on stories, acting in Sichuan opera, and his beloved Xiong Nianyun, how can he be reduced to the same as Li Xiaochun.

Ancient books record: Xuan cat, a thing to ward off evil spirits. It is easy to place in the south, and it is suitable for children and grandchildren.

There is a profession in Xiangxi that will be a corpse chaser, to drive corpses for a living, afraid of corpses to deceive corpses, corpse chasers often pick a pure black black cat, play small to feed the dead flesh, this kind of cat grows up to be a corpse, heavier than the corpse of the dead, with it, you can suppress the corpse.

But once this kind of cat appears, the possibility of corpse transformation will be greater, because the cat has nine lives, the dead can feel its call, and will borrow a life from the cat, and the cat that is used to eating corpses is particularly sensitive to corpse gas, it must follow the corpse gas, such a reasoning, so that Tang Mu, who has not yet calmed down, is even more afraid, in this city god temple for many years, but has not seen the dead man, at this moment the black cat is here, it is not to finish playing.

The black cat refers to the black cat, the hair of the whole body, like seven ink, is the town house, evil spirits, and fortune things. Black cats can ward off evil spirits, and will take the initiative to suppress unclean things, so that demons and monsters dare not approach. Therefore, there are always black cats in places where the evil spirit is heavier, because of this, the world will mistakenly think that encountering black cats is a big murderer, especially the dead people's spirit shed, very taboo black cats, if there is a black cat into the spirit shed, called "light the black light", the ancient law believes that at that time, the dead will light the black light, borrow the corpse to return the soul, and swim away yin and yang.

Having said that, domesticated black cats can play a role in warding off evil spirits. Some people are afraid of black cats, but on the surface, they feel that if a black cat appears, bad luck will happen, indiscriminately, and put all the blame on the head of the black cat.

In the ancient book, it is said that 'easy to place in the south' means that it is best to raise black cats at the door, and the ancients opened the gate to the south. 'For children and grandchildren' says that the black cat will protect the owner of the house and even the offspring. In ancient times, wealthy families had the habit of raising black cats or placing black cat jewelry. Some people will hang a wind chime with a black cat pendant at the door, and the wind blows the bell, and the sneaky ones dare not enter. There were even children of rich families who made cats out of gold as decorations and painted them black.

The giant-bellied black cat brought by Li Xiaochun has a strong physique and strange muscles, which is the best among the black cats.

Not to mention that it is rare in the Central Plains, even in the capital Yuanlang, it is rare, because even if it is in the courtyard of the dignitaries, this cat can't eat such a physique and strength.

Now, just by looking at its belly, you know that it is difficult to give birth. Tang Mu tentatively touched the cat's head, but the black cat did not resist.

When the black cat saw that its fingers touched it, it lay down on its side, revealing its furry belly. Following Tang Mu's touch, he made a cry of "meow-meow-".

The hair is shiny, smooth as satin, and so pleasant to the touch that you can't stop.

Tang Mu smiled: "Cats are expensive to have fewer births per litter, one is expensive, two stupid, three cheap, if there are four, it is called a sedan chair, it is worthless, it is difficult to feed, this black cat has such a big belly, alas! I'm afraid that if you are pregnant with more than six, even if you give birth, you will die early, and you still want to give it to me, this must be a litter of peach blossom cats! Not long lived! ”

"If I don't give birth, I'm afraid this cat will die in childbirth, I have no relatives and no support, I rely on helping people go into the mountains to collect medicine, and perform on the top of the stone on the street, the domestic cat has been with me for more than a month, and it has long been regarded as a family, you just want to think of a way, give it a pair of medicine, count me begging you, woo woo woo ......" said, Li Xiaochun took out the money bag from the black robe, and cried with a hum.

A big man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, full of scum, actually hid his face and cried bitterly, what kind of body has he become. Tang Mu waved his hand, so that Li Xiaochun didn't have to be sad, even if he was hard-hearted and didn't save him when he saw death, he should do his best in front of the city god master, it was not about money.

Tang Mu prepared a bowl of glazed spring water soup, bared his teeth and grinned: "Such a fairy medicine soup, let alone being pregnant with a cat, even if you are pregnant with a piglet, it is not a problem, I want to see what kind of monster is in the womb!" ”

After making the medicinal soup, I looked for the black cat in a blink of an eye, and found that it was actually crawling on the iron tree magic lamp. The magic lamp is supreme in Tang Mu's heart, how can he allow the pregnant cat to be presumptuous, immediately catch the black cat, stuff the medicinal soup in front of it, and curse in his heart: Hurry up and eat the eggs! If it weren't for Li Xiaochun, I wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to the others.

"Meow-meow-"

The black cat barked a few times, stretched out its tongue and added to the edge of the bowl, and as soon as the tip of the tongue touched the medicinal soup, it quickly retracted its paws, and its tongue seemed to be pierced by a sharp edge.

Its eyes stared at Tang Mu, revealing its sharp teeth, "Meow! Meow! Meow! He screamed sharply.

Tang Mu pinched the sweat, felt uncomfortable, and said strangely, this medicinal soup is flat, sweet, natural, no side effects, there were women who had abortions before and were addicted to it, put it on the pillow all day long, eat it as melon seeds, and drink it as tea when thirsty. In front of this black cat, how can you be treated so slowly?

This cat doesn't look like a black cat, but like a strange beast, so he asked Li Xiaochun: "Which ditch did the cat pick up, it's very rare, is it a pet in the hands of the Xianjia Dao people, and it comes from the deep mountains and seclusion?" ”

Li Xiaochun said slowly, it doesn't matter if you don't say it, this statement shocked Tang Mu into a cold sweat.