Chapter 353: Peach Blossom Soul
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Looking at Ding Ermiao's expression, Chu Xiaoman knew that he was in trouble, and asked timidly: "Brother Ermiao, did I say something wrong?" β
"No, no......" Ding Ermiao shook his head depressedly, continued to look for the target, and said: "You didn't say anything wrong, but the next time I talk to others, don't talk, you know?" β
Chu Xiaoman nodded sensibly, bit his lip, and followed behind Ding Ermiao without saying a word.
It was getting dark, and an old man with a white beard came over.
The old man was not young, about seventy, with a long beard hanging down his chest, a big back combed, a straight waist and strong spirits, reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and small eyes gurgling behind the lenses.
In the creaky nest, there is also a briefcase, and it seems that he is still a rich man.
It's not fun to lie to fools, if you want to deceive, you have to lie to smart people! Ding Ermiao made up his mind and walked over to the old man.
"......, aren't you the β‘ of Li β‘ Wan β in Qianzhaiβ β said uncle?" When passing by, Ding Ermiao pretended to have a sudden realization, grabbed the old man's arm, and asked kindly, "Uncle Li, why are you here?" β
This trick is called bridging, first to talk, and then it is good to observe words and looks, waiting for the opportunity to deceive people to eat.
The old man was staggered by Ding Ermiao, and he was about to be angry when he turned around, but when he saw Ding Ermiao's face, he was stunned for two seconds, and suddenly grinned and said, "Are you the little Ding of Houzhai?" Ah! Where have you been in the past two years, kid? But I still have a conscience, and I still remember that my old man's surname is Li. β
, Ding Ermiao was stunned, and said in his heart, why is it so coincidental, this old guy is really surnamed Li? Moreover, the old guy also mistakenly recognized the wrong person and recognized himself as another Xiaoding?
In that case, let's move on!
Ding Ermiao smiled: "Look at what you said, Uncle Li, how could I forget?" In the past few years, I have been learning to ...... with others outside, and I have only been back for a few days. β
"Ouch, learn to look at faces!" The old man took Ding Ermiao's hand, looked around a few times, stroked his long beard, and said, "It looks good, I can go to the big city to make a lot of money." I haven't seen you for two years, and you kid has a chance! β
Ding Ermiao smiled, scratched his head, and said modestly: "I only learned, I became a teacher, and I don't know if I can see it accurately, and I don't know if I can make money......
"Haha...... then you show Uncle Li a palmistry first, and see what happened to your uncle in the past two years." The old man pulled Ding Ermiao very familiarly, walked to the side of the road and sat down, and handed his hand to Ding Ermiao according to the light in front of the store.
Chu Xiaoman also followed, stood aside, and watched silently.
This old man, who seems to be shrewd, how did he take the bait so quickly? Ding Ermiao muttered in his heart.
Snorting, Ding Ermiao clearly smelled the old man's body, there was a smell of rouge and perfume. Looking at the old man's oily back and outfit, Ding Ermiao understood.
This is the old man, old fellow, he must have fooled around with some woman not long ago. Well, start with the woman and scare him!
"Uncle Li, what did you do two years ago?" Ding Ermiao made up his mind, held the old man's palm, and pretended to look at it.
Although the old man is old, his hands are well maintained, white and moisturized, and even his nails are trimmed very carefully.
"Oh, what do you say, little ding? You are in charge, say whatever you want, and see if you are right. The old man said kindly.
"Okay, then I'll be straight, Uncle Li." Ding Ermiao coughed twice and said, "Judging from the palmistry and face, Uncle Li, you have been ...... recently, and you have taken the peach blossom luck." Entering the flowers when you are old, uncle, your blessings are not shallow. β
The old man was startled, turned his head to look left and right, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Ding, you can see it, don't talk nonsense......"
Haha, it seems that you are right!
Ding Ermiao was overjoyed in his heart, but his face was silent. He also turned his head to look around, and said in a low voice: "Uncle Li, it is not necessarily a good thing to meet peach blossom luck, you should be careful recently." β
"Why?" The old man said in a low voice, "What do you say?" β
"Ahem...... peach blossoms in March are born at the right time. It's September and the peach blossoms are out of season, will there be good results? I'm afraid that October is not a small spring, and the north wind will blow off the peach blossom soul overnight! Uncle Li, you have a bloody disaster!! β
The more Ding Ermiao spoke, the more energetic he became, babbling and pointing fingers.
Old man Li was so frightened that his face turned pale, and his little eyes didn't roll, so he hurriedly asked, "Xiao Ding, how many hands do you have, you can see it very accurately!" Let me ask you...... is there a way to crack this? β
"Oh...... of course there's a way to crack it." Ding Ermiao rubbed his stomach and frowned: "But this is a long story, I'm hungry now." Why don't you find a place to eat and talk while eating? β
"That's okay, let's go, I'm in for a treat!" Old man Li pulled up Ding Ermiao, pointed to the front and said, "There is a mountain restaurant in front, so go there for a few drinks." β
Ding Ermiao was not polite, nodded, and waved Chu Xiaoman to follow. Fortunately, Chu Xiaoman didn't say anything this time.
After walking more than ten steps, Old Man Li suddenly bent over, holding his stomach and not leaving, with a painful expression.
"What's wrong, Uncle Li?" Ding Ermiao frowned and asked.
"I have a stomachache and I have to go to the toilet first." Old man Li stuffed the briefcase in his hand into Ding Ermiao's arms: "Xiao Ding, help me hold the bag." You and your friends go to the Dashan Hotel and wait, just turn left at the front alley. You order the food first, and I'll come! β
"Hey, hey......" Before Ding Ermiao could react, Old Man Li was already holding his stomach and running towards the back.
What the hell? Ding Ermiao pinched Old Man Li's bulging briefcase, scratched his head, and took Chu Xiaoman to take a step forward, ready to go to the restaurant to order food first. Anyway, Old Man Li's briefcase is in his hand, and he is not afraid that he will not come.
After walking a dozen steps forward, there was an alley on the left, and not far from the alley, there were lights on in front of the doors of two houses.
Ding Ermiao was overjoyed and pulled Chu Xiaoman into the alley. But before they got to the front of the house, Ding Ermiao and Chu Xiaoman covered their noses and ran back......
There was a writing on the wall in front of the house, which read: Dashan Public Toilet.
"Bastard! Let me catch you, not pull out your goatee one by one! Ding Ermiao opened Old Man Li's briefcase, looked at the stacks of waste paper inside, and scolded!
Suddenly, Ding Ermiao felt that this old guy was not simple.
He called himself Xiao Ding, could it be that he knew himself by himself, and for some purpose, he deliberately came to play himself? Who is in this vast mountain that will have something to do with him?