Chapter 275: No hair on the buttocks

When he scolded me like this, I laughed instead, "When did Daochang Liu become so domineering, it seems that your Pure Mouth Divine Mantra has cultivated well." ”

I heard the other end of the phone say, "Yes, I don't talk nonsense with you, where have you been, it looks like you have soared, and you can't be found in the world." ”

I sighed, "I've had bad luck lately, I've been involved in several major events, not to mention being in prison, and my life is almost in it." ”

The little Taoist priest was startled, and asked again and again, asking who was bullying me, and he had the momentum of opening the escape charm and rushing over from thousands of miles away to help.

I told him it was all over, and now it was nothing.

The little Taoist priest said on the other end of the phone, "Aren't you a god, how could you face such a big catastrophe, didn't you see any clues in advance?" ”

The little Taoist priest is right, this calamity was actually provoked by myself, and when I was looking for Lei Dandan, I knew that there was no good result.

However, sometimes, knowing that it is a catastrophe, I can't help but enter it and figure out what is inside.

I asked the little Taoist priest rhetorically, when did I say that I was in the same way?

He he, haven't you always been quite conceited about your physiognomy?

After seeing Lei Dandan's physiognomy, my free physiognomy, and the physiognomy of the great master Chen Guohan, I knew that there is heaven outside the sky, there are people outside the people, and the phase law is really broad and profound.

I didn't want him to talk to him again, so he asked, "What did you do with me this time, don't tell me that I was jumped by an immortal again?" ”

The little Taoist priest on the other end of the phone was not joking, hey, just said, "When are you coming back?" ”

I said that I would return to Yucheng in two days.

The little Taoist priest snorted, "I'll tell you when you come back." ”

He was so anxious to find me, and now he is playing dumb riddles with me again, I really don't know what medicine the little Taoist gourd sells, so I asked him again on the phone.

He has always been resolute not to say anything, and I have no choice but to give up.

After hanging up the phone of the little Taoist, I found that in addition to his text messages on the phone, there were two text messages at the bottom, which were to congratulate the flag, he told me that the ecological restaurant business is excellent, and now it is overcrowded, and some customers even come from hundreds of miles away, he is very grateful to me, this month's money called me twice, one is the shares promised before, and the other is an additional dividend.

When I invited Du Jinfeng and them to dinner yesterday, I found that there was a lot of money in the card, but I didn't expect that the business of the restaurant I deduced based on hexagrams and feng shui could be so good.

The above text message has nothing to do with business matters, he also asked me when I would come back, saying that there was an incident that he wanted me to help with, and he didn't say anything specific.

I thought to myself that I was going back from Kyoto now, and it wouldn't be too late to ask him when I saw him.

Although I have regained my freedom, I am still afraid of being targeted by Fumio's uncle, after all, this person is the third-in-command of the Sixth Division of the Religious Affairs Bureau, which is his sphere of influence, and his "nephew" was killed by me, and he will probably not give up.

If you say that before I left Beijing, the ghost doesn't know how I died.

After making the call, I took a car and didn't tell the driver where I was going, and I went back and forth in Kyoto for a long time, and I didn't notice anyone following me, and when I was confused, I got out of the car in a relatively remote location and entered a hotel.

I entered this hotel for two purposes, the first of course, was to see my teeth.

After entering the room, the curtains were drawn, and the fingers pressed on the chest Huai Lingmu Man, with the heart and teeth to communicate, a little girl in a dress appeared in an instant, and when she saw that it was me, she pursed her mouth, as if she wanted to cry.

I am a man, even if I am in prison and exhausted, I do not lack the courage to fight, but I can't see a girl crying, because when a girl cries, my heart is terrified.

I was about to stretch out my hand to coax her, but I didn't expect her to take the initiative to throw herself into my arms, "Bad Luo Yi!" Bad Locke! ”

Her fist hit her chest, like a sharp flow of water rushing over, the pain made her keep retreating, it seems that the ghost path technique in the Bailing Illustrated Book has indeed increased her ability a lot.

I hurriedly blocked her little hand, and kept explaining, Yaya seemed to be a little angry, pouting and saying, "You said, how many times have you thrown me away." ”

As soon as Yaya said this, I quickly folded my fingers and calculated, "In order to kill the fierce spirits in the Huai Lingmu people, I once gave it to the little Taoist, this is once; During the lockdown, he was stolen by thieves, and this is the second time; When he was in Su Province, in order to determine Zuo Ning's location, he asked Zuo Ning to bring a section, which was the third time; And this time I was wronged, and I handed you over to someone else in a hurry, isn't it only four times? ”

It's okay if I don't explain, the more I explain, the more unhappy Yaya's face becomes, and she swings her fist at me again, her small fist now can not only contact with the real thing, but also quite powerful, seeing me dodge a few times, a few black and transparent aquatic plants suddenly appeared on her arm, binding half of my body, when the small fist hit, I can no longer dodge.

Seeing that Yaya suddenly restrained me, the starling in the birdcage also coaxed, shouting, "Hit the tower, hit the tower!" Let him leave us in pieces! (Hit him, hit him!) Let him throw us away at will! )”

I looked back at the starling in the cage, who was now on the same front as Yaya, "Don't forget, you almost got drunk to death that day, and I saved your life!" ”

The starling in the cage fluttered twice, and immediately retorted, "How can Lao Tzu be drunk to death, it's this bird tea towel (bad)!" ”

It's also said that Tao Yuan is a peach wood elf, it is impossible to get drunk to death, I don't know if it has been possessed for a long time, this starling can't bear such a blazing aura, after Li Houde handed it over to me, I found that its feathers are falling off, until now, the hair on this starling's ass has almost fallen out, and it looks particularly funny.

Seeing that this starling suddenly began to speak, Yaya was quite curious, and stopped hammering my fist, she frowned and said, "Who is this?" ”

After learning that it was Tao Yuan, Yaya snorted, "It turned out to be a big bad chicken, I don't want to listen to you!" ”

As he spoke, Yaya shook his hand, and the weed-like thing shrank and disappeared, and stopped hammering me.

Although he let me go, Yaya still said, "You won't leave me next time." ”

I smiled and comforted, "Don't lose it, don't lose it, I don't want to give it up, every time I have to do it." ”

Yaya looked at me and grunted, "Okay, I forgive you." ”

After finishing speaking, she burst into tears and laughed, and said a few big stupid chickens to the starling's cage, and then returned to the Huai Lingmu people.

And the second thing I did when I approached the hotel was to make a divination for myself.

This hexagram is very good, it is said that the four bright roads, that is, the roads in all directions are smooth roads, and there will be no bad luck in the near future.

With such good hexagrams, I am not so worried.

Originally, I helped Deputy Director Li to find Lei Dandan, so that he could help me get rid of the mountain god curse in my hand, who knew that the mountain god curse also had other effects, and it became my killer existence.

I wonder if Deputy Director Li can find the kind of master who can not only retain the effect of the mountain god's curse, but also remove its side effects?

It's hard to estimate.

I just experienced a catastrophe, I don't want to trouble Deputy Director Li for the time being, this pain can be tolerated, just ignore it for the time being, just take a step at a time.

was about to leave the hotel with a birdcage, and found that this starling was particularly dishonest.

It was scolded by Yaya, couldn't resist, and flew up and down in the cage, as if annoyed, and suggested that I sell the starling, and it came out of the starling.

Come out?

When I went out this time, I didn't bring the ghost bag at all, so if it came out, how could I bring it?

This Tao Yuan said that it followed me first for the time being, and ordinary people can't see it.

After saying that, it shook violently in the cage for a while, and a small red rooster phantom emerged from the starling's body and landed on my shoulder.

It doesn't give me a chance to say no at all.

In fact, when I took the car back to Yucheng from Kyoto, the only thing I couldn't take with me was this starling, which belonged to live poultry and should be consigned.

Seeing that it came out of the starling, I had no choice but to let it, and after leaving the hotel, I took a taxi directly to the flower and bird market.

I bought this starling for 3,000 yuan, but at this time I went to the flower and bird market to sell it, but no one cared, until an old man with reading glasses came over, looked around, and asked me if the bird was sick, and the hair on the buttocks had fallen off.

Before I could explain, he said that he had studied veterinary medicine, and he might be optimistic about it, and he was willing to buy my starling.

I asked him how much he was bidding, and the old man held up a finger.

I thought about selling it for a thousand, who told me not to take it away, and besides, it's useless for me to raise a starling in the future, if Tao Yuan is possessed again, it will be burned to death sooner or later.

Who knew that the old man shook his wallet and took it out, but it was a hundred.

My eyes widened, "A hundred? Do you grab it? ”

The old man pushed down his reading glasses and looked at me, "Young man, if you don't sell it to me, this bird is smashed in your hand, you look at the quality of your bird, the buttocks are hairless, just like a human head without hair, ugly!" Are you still counting on a high price? If you don't sell it to me, it is estimated that you will die of illness in a few days, and if you don't sell it, I will leave. ”

Three thousand yuan to sell a starling, but to sell it for a hundred yuan, my heart was dripping blood, but finally I reached out and grabbed the old man, "Okay, a hundred is a hundred." ”

The old man happily bought the bird and left, and after a while, the peach yuan hidden on my body probed through my chest and said, "Not bad...... Not bad...... Very good at business......"

Damn Jill, I've got the heart to strangle it, and it's not caused by it.

When I was a rich man, I didn't know that I was paying off my mortgage every month?!

However, there is no reason to talk about this peach yuan, without the starling in the cage, it is convenient to walk, take the train from Kyoto directly to Yucheng, about ten hours, nothing happened along the way.

I returned to my residence in Yucheng, and after washing up, I was in good spirits and called the little Taoist priest, saying that I was back, whether I went to find him, or he came to look for me.

The little Taoist priest immediately said, "I'll go over and look for you, after all, you have a house." ”

Although I know that he is a straight man of steel, these words still make me chrysanthemum. ()

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