Chapter Twenty-Seven: Yelang City
Ma Laodao was actually much calmer, pointing to a few supporters who didn't leave, and said: "Look at what you have become? In the past, when your parents were there, for the sake of these demons, you would contradict your parents, and they would say that your parents don't understand you, only this demon understands you." I don't want to think about it, your parents who are around you every day don't know about you, how can such a demon know about you? He just knows how to cheat your money!"
The one below who doesn't know whether to live or die is still hypocritical, "Impossible!" Every lyric of Teacher Lulu can sing to my heart, although he is far away from me, but I and his mind are figured out!"
Ma Laodao turned his head and stared at the speaker with his eyes on fire, "That's not his heart, which entered your heart, but his conjured face, which entered your heart." Don't think how deep this is, don't think how literary and emotional you are. Being attracted to a man's face is no different from a female dog being attracted to a male dog's urine. ”
Speaking of which, there were really a few people who couldn't accept the blow and sat on the ground with their butts.
Ma Laodao continued: "Look at what you are eating and wearing now, what are the things? It's not because these demons recommend you to buy them, you just buy them, no matter how good or bad the things are, then who cares whether the food you cook is good or not, and whether the clothes you make are good or not? And you, the official! You don't know the law, what case do you decide? And you gang of errand boys! Such a group of people can't beat me as a Taoist priest, what kind of bad do you have? If another country comes in one day, you just stick your head in the ground and wait for death!"
The official looked unhappy: "It's not up to me to decide how to choose the official! Why are you talking about the east and west?"
Ma Laodao picked up the tea bowl and fell over, this time running under his feet, the tea bowl was broken, and the officials were so frightened that they jumped up. The anger in his stomach was finally cleared, he bit the tip of his tongue and spewed real fire, burned the table blocking the second floor, and walked out, Zhao Wenchen followed behind, "Dancing and electing officials, this country will be finished sooner or later." The servants are subordinate to the ninth rate, that is, they just make everyone happy in their spare time. Can't jump out of food, can't sing clothes, this is the essence of no distinction between primary and secondary, playthings lose their minds!"
"If I can help the world wake up, I won't be in vain..." Before he finished speaking, he heard cheers and screams in the distance, "Yelang Electric Fish! I want to give you a small fish!! Ma Laodao just raised his eyebrows, and gradually drooped down, his heart was like ashes, the two of them didn't want to stay in this dirty land for a moment, not far from the city, it felt like there was a sound, it seemed to be the sound of horses' hooves, Ma Laodao quickly lay down and listened to the ground, his heart said badly, it seems that the crow's mouth said it, and he really came to fight, listen to the sound of three thousand cavalry, the fortifications in this country, there are more than a dozen cavalry to smooth it. Ma Laodao recited the mantra, hid the figure of himself and Zhao Wenchen, hid on the nearby hillside to see, Yelang Kingdom did not even have any preparations, not even the sentry on the border, saw the soldiers and horses coming in the distance, and hurriedly hung up the city gate, this group of cavalry, well-trained, came to the city gate, and became a square circle by itself. A young hero came out of the cavalry pile, a man with heavy eyes, eight feet tall, heavy eyebrows, a national face, wearing a crown of nine dragons, wearing a dragon robe, shining, it turned out to be the emperor of another country, and sent two people to the city gate to scold, "Grandsons, come out to die! My king will drive the royal expedition in person, and if you don't come out, we will tear down your city wall!" These two people scolded in shifts, and after a while, the monarch of Yelang Kingdom stood on the tower of the city gate and looked down, "King Loulan, what are you doing?" My two families have just been married, why do you raise troops to commit crimes?" Loulan opened her eyes angrily, "Ah, you coward!" My sister Wang has returned to China, saying that you will treat her slowly, and today I will teach you a lesson for my sister Wang! That Yelang King was frightened, he hadn't seen this formation for several years, he was so frightened that his legs trembled, this voice was as high as a bell, and it buzzed in the ears of Yelang King, and he was also holding this Yelang King, and he was hollowed out by the wine, and he was scared of his three souls and seven spirits out of his body, and he shook twice, and he fell from the city gate tower, his head rushed down, and with a snap, the peach blossoms bloomed, and King Loulan looked at it, and he didn't expect this guy to be so watery, but he didn't delay the business, and shouted: "Do you see the soldiers? Yelang Kingdom is just a group of cowards." "Say, get off the horse, a few steps to the city gate, actually push the door with bare hands, the city gate tower is two thousands of pounds of big iron door, there are iron bolts inserted in the door, just look at this Lou Lan Wang, the two arms of the green tendons burst out, push forward, the ears are ringing, see the door is slanted, the iron bolt is bent, broken, "boom, boom, boom!!..." The crowd was excited, one by one by the scene in front of them, excited like a beast, the city gate was destroyed, the cavalry rode in, this disaster, I am afraid it is unavoidable, but it is strange to say, the cavalry entered the city, did not rob things, did not rob women, did not kill people, only killed officials. Finally, all the people gathered at the corner of the street, and the king of Loulan said: "The king of Yelang is mediocre, and he actually chooses the servants as soldiers, and the people are not happy, and the people are miserable. The Loulan officials took over the place, and the Loulan soldiers took over the city defense. After saying that, many people cheered, and of course there were many people who were indifferent. Because they only care about the servants they support, what country is not a country, and there is no home.
King Loulan looked at the reaction of the people below, and naturally knew in his heart, this is not the first time he has used this strategy to attack other countries, first send people to pretend to be Wang Mei, bewitch the emperor, let the emperor ignore political affairs, and then bewitch the people, so that they only care about entertainment, not production, the level of productivity is low, and the combat effectiveness is even lower. In such a situation, people of insight and lofty ideals among the people will be happy to change the dynasty, while those who are foolish and loyal, who have been blinded by the people, cannot make any contribution to the prosperity of the country, and are selfish and put their feelings first. It is not a pity for such people to die.
That night, the king of Loulan and the soldiers celebrated in the north of the city, and invited the people to take a seat, and at the same time, all the famous servants performed songs and dances in the south of the city.
The south of the city is still crowded, and since then, Loulan has added some slaves, although most of them are women, but they are still working in the stockyard and mine, and no one cares about them when they are tired and sick, and they are buried on the spot when they die.