Chapter 15: The Ape Holds the Golden Branch

Tang Mu followed the ancient road and whipped quickly.

In the wilderness, the ancient road is flanked by lofty mountains and mountains, and there are occasional wildfires in lonely graves, and a bright moon hangs high in the sky. After traveling for more than 80 miles, the Sanhua Dao people covered their stomachs, "Oops, oops, oops, oops......" screamed worse than the other.

When he arrived at a high ground, the Sanhuadao people turned over the river and the sea, their faces were covered with cold sweat, and they wailed: "Little brother, stop the horse, I can't hold it, I'm going to have diarrhea!" ”

Tang Mu hurriedly stopped the horse, Sanhua Daoist took off his robe and dismounted, and after finishing the matter, he collapsed and couldn't stand up, probably because of overeating, which led to gastroenteritis.

The Sanhua Dao man tore off the plantain leaves next to him and wiped them.

Here, he made it smelly, and Tang Mu despised him a few times. Sanhua Daoren hooked his old waist and walked a few steps forward, sat down on the ground, panted and said, "Little brother, I'll discuss something with you!" ”

Tang Mu hurriedly asked what was the matter.

"There are ghosts and gods in the countryside, and there are many spirits in the mountains and forests. This place is called Broken Soul Gang, the front used to be a guillotine, there are lonely ghosts everywhere, the male ghost is pale and weak, the female ghost has long hair fluttering, the wooden ghost is like a bucket, walking this road at night will definitely meet the Yin people who borrow the road, and the middle of the night will not pass. The Sanhua Dao man shhhh

This is clearly relying on not leaving, not beating, not scolding, Tang Mu was so anxious that he sweated, and said: "Taoist, the patient over there is dying, it is always said that saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, you hurry up and get on the horse, let's hurry up and go back!" ”

The Sanhua Dao people were weak, and they groaned twice: "Even if you want to leave, you can wait for me to do a wood-picking technique to cure my stomach problems." As he spoke, he ripped off the stopper of the big gourd and poured out some white ash in his palm.

This white ash is not a diarrhea medicine, but a technique for harvesting, called five bone powder, and the ingredients are all strange materials in the mountains and forests. The Sanhua Dao people chanted a mantra and sacrificed the five bone powder.

Whew-

Suddenly, there was a gust of wind, and the powder rose in the air, circled in the air three or five times, and scattered quickly in the woods beside the road. There was an immediate sound in the woods, as if someone was walking, and the sound sounded like it was coming up the road.

"What is this for? Don't cut off the bamboo—get into trouble by growing branches on the side. Tang Mu said with a weak heart, after all, all things are mutually reinforcing, and after experiencing the old blind man's affairs, this is even more fearful. I'm afraid that some snakes, insects, rats and ants will come out again.

Sanhua Daoren covered his stomach and bared his teeth and looked at Tang Mu: "What do you know, I am hungry to eat, sick and take medicine, if I die in this mountain nest, who will care, you damn it, I just came out of the mountain, can't I die in vain?" ”

At this time, there was a rustling sound from the nearby pine forest, and when I looked up, it was dark and I couldn't see anything clearly, only a thin layer of moonlight lay on the pine tree. After waiting for a while, I saw a few dwarves in yellow sweaters among the pine trees, walking in a line, and their faces were so yellow that I couldn't see their faces clearly.

When I got closer, I realized that it was not a human at all, but five yellow-haired apes walking upright.

If it is said to be a dry fight, Tang Mu and Sanhuadao people are not the opponents of this group of monkeys, Tang Mu doesn't know what the monkeys are doing, and hides behind Sanhuadao people.

I was surprised in my heart, and I was even more curious about the secret technique of this wood-picking gate.

The five monkeys obediently walked to the road, lined up in front of the Sanhua Dao people, and the big yellow haired monkey led by them chirped twice.

Sanhua Dao raised his waist and said to the monkey: "Listen, a few of you, grandpa is having a stomach trouble now, you go to find some medicine to cure your stomach, if you dare to be slow, grandpa will cook monkey brains and eat it!" These words have a very commanding tone, and he is alive and well as a monkey king.

With that, the monkey chirped in response, and suddenly disappeared into the depths of the jungle under the moonlight.

Where has Tang Mu seen such a magical secret method, it can be regarded as an eye-opener, the prejudice against the Sanhua Dao people before was swept away, and there are three points of wanting to worship the Sanhua Dao people as a teacher, learn the secret art of picking wood, nodded and complimented: "God, God, all the beasts listen to you!" Awesome, awesome! If you become my master, there will be no apprentice under the old man's knees in the future, then you must not die of jealousy! ”

Sanhua Daoren crooked his mouth and asked Tang Mu: "Are you convinced?" ”

Tang Mu hurriedly said: "Daoist, if I Tang Mu is not convinced, I will obey you!" Be completely convinced! ”

"Get out of the way, I'm going to! Ouch-" Sanhua Daoist shouted, and unwrapped his robe and placed a bunch of yellow plane bombs on the spot.

The two took advantage of the moonlight in the sky and stayed on the edge of the ancient road for a while. The pine forest squirmed again, Tang Mu stood on the side of the road and looked, it was five monkeys back, this time they came back and different from the last time, the monkeys were jumping around the trees, the speed was very fast, and the kung fu was beside him in the blink of an eye.

The monkey at the head walked upright to the feet of the Sanhuado people and pulled out a black ball, like a quail egg, made from the rhizomes of medicinal plants, exuding a fresh fragrance.

"Good! Thank you! ”

The Sanhua Dao man made a gesture, took out some five-bone powder from the big gourd, and distributed it to the five monkeys to eat. The monkey licked cleanly and disappeared into the night satisfied.

Swallowing the pill dry, Sanhua Dao people burped, exuded a breath of wine, and waved his hand: "Little brother, you will definitely lose if you compete with me, let me tell you, this wood-picking technique is called five apes hugging golden branches, it is not difficult to start the technique, the difficulty is in the five bone powder, and at most five people in the world will prepare this powder!" You may not believe it? The one you are talking about, my junior brother Chang, he doesn't know bullshit...... Qiaomen secret art, the focus is still to take materials, know all things, temptation, and restraint, this is the root of the secret art! ”

Looking at this look, it was like my stomach was suddenly better.

How dare Tang Mu say that he didn't believe it, and fooled the Sanhua Dao people to hurry up and get on the horse, if he went back slowly, maybe Li Xiaochun's seven souls and six spirits were still there.

Sanhua Taoist people can't get on the horse, and they say nonsense: "The woodcutter rides a horse and falls into the crotch, the monk doesn't ride a horse, the Taoist priest doesn't eat a dog, and the cowherd can't kiss the duck's mouth, where is the woodcutter riding a horse?" ”

Tang Mu broke his mouth, so to say, Sanhua Dao people just don't get on the horse, there is no way at all. He lost his temper and rode on his horse to blow the night breeze, waiting for him to change his mind.

"Old fairy, uncle, there is no sedan chair here, can you just do it, save my shadowless friend, you are so jade tree in the wind, full of energy, and ...... with great powers"

At this time, the Sanhua Daoist folded a branch to the side of the road and shouted at the pine forest, "Where is my cart? ”

Immediately a seven-foot-long log rolled out of the pine forest, and the two ends of the wood were steaming cold, as if it had just been picked with a saw.

Sanhua Dao man howled at the rolling wood: "Stop, stop, grandpa is here!" The log seemed to be obedient, spinning and changing direction, and when it rolled to his feet, it stopped moving.

"See, this is called a tree spirit carrying a sedan chair, let me ask you, where does my senior brother Chang live?"

Tang Mu told him the address in 1510.

"You take your time, I'll go first!" Sanhua Dao crossed his thighs, rode on the rolling log, raised his hand and waved the pine branches, and said: "Drive!" ”

As everyone knows, riding on the round wooden pillar, it is impossible to move forward, but the scene in front of me is strange, there are thousands of wooden beads hidden under the rolling wood on the road, these beads are extremely smooth, carrying the Sanhua Dao people, like a horse galloping, disappearing into the night with a smoke.

Tang Mu was stunned in place and cursed: "Old scumbag, you wait for me!" ”

Just scolded, I saw a log galloping towards him, it was Sanhuadao people who came back, he said to Tang Mu: "For the sake of you inviting me out of the mountain, let your horse stand up, I will lead you for a ride, and my sedan chair can withstand three thousand catties." ”

Tang Mu appreciated the charm of a tree spirit carrying a sedan chair, and the wind was whirring in his ears, even Chitu and Lu couldn't run so fast.

For the Sanhua Dao people, Tang Mu is completely convinced, the world is hidden in the dragon and the crouching tiger, and everyone can't be underestimated, and he can see such a magical thing in his lifetime.