Chapter 686: Pig Teammates [2]
"If there's a fart, let it go." Emperor Evil's voice was cold.
Yan Lie laughed and said, "Then Your Majesty must first forgive his subordinates for their innocence, and then his subordinates dare to say it." ”
Emperor Evil swept over with cold eyes: "Huh? "You still dare to negotiate terms with him, do you have the guts?
Yan Lie only felt a chill on the top of his head, so he had to say: "Your Majesty, in fact, what the minister wants to say is about Miss Yun." ”
The emperor's evil eyes suddenly froze: "What's wrong with her?" ”
Look, I'm nervous.
Yan Lie's heart was a little dark, but his face did not change and said: "Your Majesty, with all due respect, in fact, women still have to be coaxed, and you don't want to be in such a stalemate with Miss Yun all the time." ”
"Coax?" Emperor Xie snorted coldly: "She made a mistake, and she has to let Benjun coax her?" ”
Yan Lie hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you don't understand, although the relationship between men and women seems simple, the knowledge in it is actually great." ”
The emperor's evil eyes flashed, and he looked at Yan Lie with some suspicion: "Really? ”
Yan Lie nodded.
"Then you say, how do you coax?"
Yan Lie secretly smiled in his heart and said, "Your Majesty, in fact, women are easy to be satisfied, as long as they do what they like." ”
"Do what you like?"
"Yes." Yan Lie nodded: "Especially a woman with a strong personality like Miss Yun, you can't be too strong, otherwise it will only backfire." ”
Emperor Xie nodded thoughtfully, recalling the past few times with Yun Weiyang, it seemed that this was indeed the case: "Then do you have a way?" ”
Yan Lie smiled: "Your Majesty, why don't we ...... like this"
A whisper.
"Are you sure?" Emperor Xie frowned.
"Your Majesty, please rest assured." Yan Lie is confident.
"Okay, if this matter is done, this gentleman will definitely be rewarded!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
At noon, Yun Weiyang was sitting in front of the desk studying the topographic map of the Demon Palace, thinking about whether he could dig a tunnel and sneak out.
Seeing Ah Xi walking in with the food, he hurriedly put it away.
"Girl, it's time for lunch."
"Hmm." Yun Weiyang got up and walked over, and when he saw several stacks of black things on the dining table, his eyebrows immediately wrinkled: "What is this?" ”
Ah Xi's expression was a little embarrassed and said, "This ...... It was sent by His Majesty's orders. ”
Yun Weiyang: "......"
What an emperor, now he actually uses this kind of thing to send her.
I want to see her embarrassed, I want her to beg him, hmph, she won't let him be satisfied.
Picking up the dishes and chopsticks, he picked up a piece of black stuff that no longer saw what the raw material was, and stuffed it into his mouth, and as soon as he chewed it, his brows immediately wrinkled deeply.
Salty, so salty, how can it be so salty!
"Phew!" Spit out the food in his mouth, Yun Weiyang hurriedly picked up the water cup on the table and rinsed his mouth: "What kind of thing is this, why is it so salty!" ”
Ah Xi said a little unbearably: "Girl, if you really can't eat it, forget it, the slave will go and prepare it for you." ”
"Forget it, you won't starve to death if you don't eat a meal, take it and pour it out!"
"Yes."
The Imperial Study.
"What, it's poured!" The emperor got up from his seat with a "poof".
Yan Lie stood below: "Your Majesty, I won't tell you anything, in fact, the minister also thinks that the dish is really ...... Some are unsightly. ”
Emperor Evil: "......"
"Didn't you say that this method works!"
"I didn't know your cooking skills were so bad." Yan Lie muttered quietly.
"What did you say?"
Yan Lie hurriedly shook his head: "No, it's nothing, Your Majesty, since this method doesn't work, then let's change it." ”