When I got back to the hotel, it was almost 11 o'clock in the evening. Except for a few rooms that were still on, the lights in the other rooms were turned off, and it fell into a long pitch black.

After Xu Mubai helped Liu Xiaoqian get out of the ambulance, he smiled helplessly: "It's so late, I don't know if those guys are asleep?" If anyone has to be like a dead pig, then we're in trouble. ”

Liu Xiaoqian heard this, "Poof! With a smile, he glanced at him with a smile and said, "You are a person, why do you talk nonsense all day long." Teacher Zhang, they are our teachers, Su Mu and Chen Yifan are your brothers, how can you describe them as pigs? The little girl's coquettish appearance made Xu Mubai stunned.

"I'll just make an analogy, is it necessary to be so serious?" Xu Mubai scratched his head in embarrassment, and then a princess hugged Liu Xiaoqian by the waist and walked towards the hotel.

"Hey! Xu Mubai! There are a lot of acquaintances here! Hurry up and let me down, okay? Please! After all, Liu Xiaoqian is a girl with a tender face, and in public, she really can't stand his ambiguous hug, and keeps struggling in his arms.

Alas! Girls just have a lot of things! Xu Mubai muttered in his heart, then put her on the bench next to him, spread his hands and said, "Okay!" In that case, you can sleep here tonight! With that, Xu Mubai sat on another bench opposite, looking at her "big fat legs", her face was full of schadenfreude.

Liu Xiaoqian was immediately angry. After the eyes of the two confronted each other in the air for a while, Liu Xiaoqian was defeated and said, "Xu Mubai! Hurry up and carry me up. ”

"That's right!" Xu Mubai walked over and hugged her by the waist at once. 's casual appearance, as if holding a pile of straw, made Liu Xiaoqian grit her teeth with anger.

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The moment he returned to the guest room and turned on the light, Xu Mubai found that Su Mu and the others had not come back yet. The room was deserted, and everything was as it was when we left in the afternoon.

Xu Mubai put Liu Xiaoqian on the sofa, and said with a sweat on his head: "Xiaoqian! You're so heavy, and you've lost weight. ”

Liu Xiaoqian was so angry that she directly grabbed a magazine next to her, threw it at him and said, "Get out!" ”

Xu Mubai took the magazine, shook it a few times like a fan, and said, "Thank you!" This boy is hot! I didn't expect you to be sensible, and you can teach! The look that he thought was suave and suave, he saw Liu Xiaoqian rolling his eyes at him.

"That's it! I won't tease you! The heat was unbearable, so I went to take a shower first. Xu Mubai said hello to her and walked to the bathroom.

"Hey! Xu Mubai! Wait a minute! Xu Mubai hadn't walked a few steps before he was stopped by Liu Xiaoqian. Xu Mubai turned his head and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Liu Xiaoqian lowered her head and said embarrassedly: "That, can you let me wash it first?" ”

Xu Mubai was stunned and said, "With your current appearance, can you wash it?" ”

Liu Xiaoqian said shyly: "I can't wash it like this, so I want you to help." ”

Xu Mubai didn't turn a corner, and said, "Let me help you wash?" No way! No way! Men and women don't kiss each other, Duoduo knows about it, and he will definitely beat me to death. ”

Liu Xiaoqian was so angry that she yelled at him: "You rascal! Color embryo! What are you thinking? I'm just asking you to fill a bucket of hot water for me and grab a cleaning tool by the way. ”

Belch! I see! Xu Mubai scratched his head with some regret and said, "Actually, if you really let me wash you, I am also very happy." ”

When Liu Xiaoqian heard this, she scolded him, "Get out!" After that, I was so ashamed that I didn't have the face to see anyone.

Next, Xu Mubai was busy. is loading water, taking things, and running around the guest room with Liu Xiaoqian in his arms. When everything was done, it was already half past eleven. Liu Xiaoqian cleaned up in the bathroom, while Xu Mubai lay on the sofa, tired like a dead dog.

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Not long after lying down, the door to the guest room suddenly opened. Xu Mubai opened his eyes and saw Su Mu and Teacher Li walking in with a dirty human ball that seemed to have rolled a few times in a mud puddle.

Xu Mubai jumped up suddenly, walked over and looked at it for a while, then covered his mouth and laughed: "Brother Chen! What are you doing here? I haven't seen you for a few hours, how did you become so virtuous? ”

Chen Yifan glanced at him angrily, and then walked towards the house by himself. Su Mu explained to him on the side: "This kid had too much fun tonight. As a result, when he came back, he was very sad and fell into a well all of a sudden. It took a lot of effort for us to get him out of it, and I was exhausted. ”

Nani? And this kind of thing? After Xu Mubai listened, he hugged his stomach and smiled crookedly. He laughed and joked: "Fortunately, it wasn't the pit he fell into, otherwise we would not have this human ball." Haha......"

Chen Yifan was angry when he heard this, and his eyes glared at him fiercely. It's just that no matter how sharp his eyes are, he can't stop Xu Mubai's crazy laughter, Chen Yifan has no choice but to let it go.

After Mr. Li entered the door and put down the things in his hand, he asked, "That's right! Mu Bai! What happened to Xiaoqian? Is the fall serious? ”

Xu Mubai sighed and said, "It's very serious, it's all dislocated." ”

When Chen Yifan heard this, he immediately turned his head and asked, "What did you say?" Senior Sister Xiaoqian is dislocated, what's going on? ”

Xu Mubai yelled at him: "It's not because you ......" Then, Xu Mubai told him the cause and effect of the incident one by one. After Chen Yifan heard this, the whole person was stunned, and his face was full of guilt.

Su Mu walked over, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Yifan!" Don't feel guilty, hurry up and apologize to Senior Sister Xiaoqian! ”

"Oh!" Chen Yifan answered, walked to the door of the bathroom, and shouted inside: "Senior Sister Xiaoqian!" I'm so sorry! You're hurting. ”

Liu Xiaoqian's voice came out from inside: "Yifan! Never mind! I caused you to throw up this morning, and if you fall this night, we can even it out, okay? Remember, don't do that in the future. ”

"Hmmm! Thank you for your forgiveness! I'll definitely change it in the future! Chen Yifan nodded hurriedly, and then walked to his bedroom.

Teacher Li looked at Chen Yifan's back, shook his head and sighed: "Yifan, this kid is actually quite smart, but his brain is missing a tendon, which is really a headache!" ”

Xu Mubai smiled when he heard this: "This is called gain, there must be loss!" Otherwise, with his awesome talent, if he is still proficient in everything, how can we live! When Su Mu and Teacher Li heard this, they nodded in agreement.

"That's right! Lao Zhang, a guy who is heavy on color and light on friends, why hasn't he come back yet? As soon as Mr. Li muttered, the bell in his pocket rang.

Teacher Li took out his mobile phone and took a look, and found that it was Lao Zhang's call. It's just that when he answered for less than five seconds, his face fell. Su Mu and Xu Mubai couldn't hear what they were muttering, so they could only sit aside and be anxious.

After a long time, Mr. Li put down the phone. As soon as Su Mu and the others saw that Mr. Li's call was over, they hurriedly asked him what had happened.

Teacher Li shook his head and sighed, "Alas! Something happened to Lao Zhang! After Lao Zhang accompanied his girlfriend to the temple fair tonight, he ran into a bunch of ruffians. When the gangster saw that his girlfriend was pretty, he teased him. Lao Zhang couldn't tolerate their insults to his girlfriend, so he quarreled with them. As a result, the more noisy the people became, the more fierce they became, and in the end, they fought directly. Lao Zhang's fists were invincible to his four hands, and he was put down by them after a while. Fortunately, some people passing by at that time called the police, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable. ”

When Su Mu and Xu Mubai heard this, they were collectively stunned. First Liu Xiaoqian fell and dislocated, then Chen Yifan fell into the pit, and finally Teacher Zhang was beaten and sent to the hospital. I just don't know what bad luck will happen between them next.

Xu Mubai sighed helplessly: "What kind of immortal have we offended!" Why are there accidents one after another. ”

Su Mu said: "This is probably the disadvantage of the passing year!" I hope I don't do that tomorrow, otherwise I can't stand it. ”

Teacher Li patted him on the shoulder and shouted, "Don't talk nonsense. Let's go! Come with me to see Mr. Zhang. ”

"Oh!" Hearing this, the two stood up and followed Teacher Li to the door. At this time, Chen Yifan, who came out of the bedroom with a set of pajamas, opened his mouth and asked, "Teacher Li!" Where are you going? ”

Su Mu replied casually: "Teacher Zhang has an accident, we have to go over and see him." ”

"Ahh That's it! Then I'll go with you too! Chen Yifan said, throwing his pajamas back into the bedroom with a flick of his hand.

Xu Mubai looked at his dirty appearance, and said with disgust: "You better go wash first!" With your current sloppy appearance, you can't block Mr. Zhang when you go. As a result, before he finished speaking, Xu Mubai slammed into the door panel that Su Mu had just opened.

"Haha!" This made Chen Yifan happy, he opened his mouth and smiled very exaggeratedly. The loud laughter of the * is a fight with the star in the movie.

Su Mu said apologetically: "Old Xu! I'm sorry! I didn't notice you were following me. ”

Xu Mubai covered the sore spot, shook his head and said, "It's okay! It's not good for a bad year! There's something for everyone! The next one is not you, it's Mr. Li, you two can do it for yourself! ”

Hearing him say this, Su Mu shrunk his neck and shivered unconsciously. Teacher Li laughed and said, "Su Mu! Don't take his word for it, it's just superstition. ”

As a result, before the words fell, Mr. Li "poofed" and fell to the ground at once. Teacher Li stood up, picked up the banana peel that caused him to fall, and shouted, "Who lost the banana peel?" Stand up for me! ”

After a long silence in the air, Chen Yifan's submissive voice sounded: "I'm sorry! Mr. Li! It's me! When I came by noon, I was so hungry. ”

Teacher Li looked at his pitiful appearance and was immediately angry. He waved his hand and said, "Okay! All right! It's important to visit Teacher Zhang, let's rush over as soon as possible! ”

As soon as Teacher Li and Xu Mubai walked out of the door, Su Mu's voice floated over and said, "Teacher Li! Or! You two will have it! The passing year is not good! I'm alone now, I'm afraid! ”

When Xu Mubai and Teacher Li saw his bear-like appearance, they were immediately angry. It's just that they all suffered losses, leaving Su Mu alone and uneventful, and his heart was inevitably a little unbalanced. The two immediately didn't say a word, and dragged Su Mu out of the house.

"Ahh Help me! ......" In the corridor, Su Mu's pig-like screams suddenly sounded, echoing around endlessly......