Chapter 1: Forced Dust
On Maoshan Mountain, the sun is shining, from the beginning of the morning to burn the incense, the visitors and pilgrims are endless, but the incense of the three palaces and five views of Maoshan is the most prosperous, and it is necessary to say that the Jiuxiao Halloween Palace at the top of the big Mao Peak, the other Taoist temples are still poor because of the geographical location.
"Master, I'm going back to school!"
In the backyard of Yuanfu Wanshou Palace on the mountainside, a beautiful high school student wearing a school uniform and carrying a schoolbag shouted at the wing.
"Stinky boy, teach Lao Dao a good lesson at school, and you are not allowed to fall in love, this is your living expenses this week!"
"Whoosh~~"
In the sound of breaking the air, I saw a red light shoot out from the wing, and I saw the high school student stepping on the stone pier next to him and jumping.
"Huh~~"
A standard backflip, the summer sun shook his head, and he already had a Grandpa Mao in his mouth.
"A hundred? Master, now that housing prices are rising, you can't get enough for a hundred yuan! ”
"You have a rice bucket, and I'll give you another fifty!"
"Whoosh~~"
It was another green light, and Xia Yang's hand slapped on the ground, and the whole person rose into the air again, and copied the second fifty.
"It's getting late, let's get down the hill quickly!"
"Yes, Master!"
If you get cheap, you naturally have to sell well, Xia Yang knows this very well. As a little Taoist priest who grew up in the Taoist Palace, he didn't go to kindergarten, and the nine-year compulsory education must not be missing, otherwise how can he be as good as others? Otherwise, how can you win at the starting line?
Maybe it's because he's too good, Xia Yang, who graduated from junior high school, successfully went on to higher education and entered Juyang No. 1 Middle School, the best high school in Juyang County, and was already a senior in the blink of an eye, but his classmates didn't find out that he was a Maoshan Taoist in addition to being a high school student.
Well, the legendary Maoshan Taoist priest, the kind that specializes in catching ghosts, is even more awesome than the kind played by Uncle Ying in the movie, but he hasn't caught a ghost once when Yang Chang is so big in the summer.
Maybe it's because of the Maoshan suppression, the ghosts living in Juyang County are the same as the devils in Qianqian Village for decades, working secretly and not shooting.
Stopping a sightseeing bus full of tourists coming down the mountain road, Xia Yang came to the bus stop at the bottom of the mountain, transferred to the bus and went straight to the school.
As a senior in high school, whether you live in school or not, you have to go back to school for evening self-study on Sunday nights, and Xia Yang, whose home is in the mountains, is no exception, but this more than an hour's drive is really difficult to pass!
Thinking of this, Xia Yang took out the mobile phone sent by his senior brother to charge the phone bill, opened the QQ Book City, usually on the mountain, in addition to chanting and drawing talismans to practice Maoshan Taoism, Xia Yang's favorite thing is to read novels, especially writing about supernatural and Maoshan disciples.
The Maoshan disciples in the book are all over the world, the gods block and kill the gods, and the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddhas to see the summer yang that is called a blood boiling, but after the Gao Dynasty retreats, all that remains is emptiness and envy, the same Maoshan disciples, why are you so good?
Especially in this just-updated "Maoshan Ghost Hunter", the protagonist Ye Shaoyang not only kills all sides in the book, but also makes money to make his hands weak, he is still gnawing at the master's old when he grows so big!
Touching the one hundred and fifty yuan in his pocket, the corners of Xia Yang's mouth showed a trace of bitterness, in fact, there was no need for the master to say, he didn't dare to fall in love at all, he had no money in his pocket, and he had no courage in his heart!
"Arrive at the station ahead, Juyang No. 1 Middle School, please come to the station ......"
After chasing the update of a few books, the bus also arrived at the school, but when Xia Yang got off the bus, he found that the intersection in front was blocked, and a traffic police officer was dredged in the middle of the road, and seven or eight police cars were parked at the entrance of the Peninsula Longting next to the school.
Got into a traffic accident? No, it's such a big battle.
Is it a prostitute? This is even more unlikely, Peninsula Longting is a residential building developed by local Powerlong Real Estate last year, and the first phase has not been built until now, and it is full of rough buildings.
Xia Yang, who couldn't figure it out, walked to the school, he planned to ask his roommate Xiaoshou, but he was the bag in the class to inquire, as big as the gossip of the teacher and the principal, and as small as who in the class was almost a leg away.
Xiao Shou may know about this, but when Xia Yang returned to the dormitory, he saw Xiao Shou lying on the bed and dying.
"Brother Xia, help me and the teacher ask for a leave, just say that I am not feeling well and can't go to self-study at night."
Xiao Shou on the bed said weakly, he is not like him at all, the reason why Xiao Shou is called Xiao Shou is not because of his orientation, but because his body is short and lean, but his energy is unusually strong, jumping up and down like a monkey every day.
"Xiao Shou, why did you suddenly wilt today? You're not usually like that! ”
Putting down the schoolbag, Xia Yang asked.
"It's too much, it's uncomfortable!"
"Ahem, ahem."
This reason is so powerful, Xia Yang was speechless and even coughed.
"I usually tell you to take it easy, but now it's okay, let's wilt, Snickers can't save you!"
Following the choked tone, Xia Yang hated iron and said that Xiao Shou has another hobby in addition to gossip, that is, reading films.
Since the beginning of the year, it has been six years since the film, and he has reached the uncensored realm in his heart after reading countless films, Xia Yang is very suspicious that his height is not due to genetics, but because of this hobby.
The ancients never lied to people, but most people still didn't hit the south wall and didn't look back, and finally ended up in such a bleak situation, regretting it too late.
"Then I'll tell the teacher the truth at night? Let's just say you..."
"Don't, Brother Xia, save some face for my brother!"
Xiao Shou weakly stretched out his hand, in addition to this nickname he also has another title, called a middle school film king, famous among the boys in the three grades, except for Xia Yang called him Xiao Shou, most of the others are called "Brother Shou", if the news spreads, his reputation is destined to plummet.
"Okay, I'm not going to play with you..."
Speaking of this, Xia Yang suddenly paused, and directly opened the corners of Xiao Shou's eyes, and his expression instantly became serious.
"Xiao Shou, you tell me honestly, what is going on, I see that your essence has lost money, but it will not wilt like this, there must be other reasons for this."
Since the sophomore year of high school liberal arts and sciences were classified, Xiao Shou has lived in the same dormitory as Xia Yang, and after two years of getting along day and night, Xiao Shou naturally knows that Xia Yang is not an ordinary person, and seeing him like this at this moment, he is also a little nervous in his heart.
"No, it's nothing, it's just that when I was there, my mom suddenly knocked on the door and scared me out, and then I went back to school in the afternoon and that's it!"
Xiao Shou's words suddenly confirmed the thoughts in Xia Yang's heart.
"It's not that you're masturbating too much, but you're scared out of your mother's lost soul!"
"Lost soul?"
That's right, it's soul loss, people have three souls and seven souls, children have not yet grown up, and the three souls and seven souls of the Lingtai are unstable, so it's easy to be scared and lose the soul, but this kind of situation can also happen in adults, especially for lovers like Xiaoshou.
Even if he still retains the body of a child, he has suffered a heavy loss of yang energy in his body, not only is it easy to bump into evil spirits, but he is also easy to be frightened and lose his soul.
"Don't be afraid, I have a way!"
There are a lot of earthworks to deal with such diseases, but with such a Maoshan disciple as Xia Yang, there is no need to be so troublesome.
Took out a vermilion pen from the stationery box, saw that the cinnabar on it was a little dry, Xia Yang sighed at the tip of the pen and wrote the word "edict" in his hand.
"Wandering souls, where to stay, the soul is at ease, there is nowhere to hang in the way, the soul returns, urgent as the law, edict!"
Reciting the conjuring mantra, Xia Yang slapped Xiao Shou's head with a palm.
"Hum~~"
Xiao Shou, who was in a trance, flashed countless images in front of his eyes, until he felt that something had broken into his body.
"Bang~~"
"Oops, it hurts me."
Xiao Shou, who got up from the bed all of a sudden, hit the roof directly on his forehead, but looking at his lively appearance now, that soul should have completely returned to its place.
"Gollum~~Gollum~~"
Washing the cinnabar off his hands, Xia Yang's stomach suddenly screamed, although the conjuring spell is not a profound spell, it is somewhat consumed, not to mention that he hasn't eaten dinner yet.
"Brother Xia, I feel like I'm resurrected with full blood now, I don't thank you for my kindness, I have written down your love, just tell me anything!"
"Then treat me to a spicy meal!"
Touching his shriveled belly, Xia Yang opened his mouth and said, he made a move because of the love of his classmates, please ask for a bowl of spicy hot for six yuan is not too much!
"Malatang? I'm going to buy it, or is it the same? Don't be numb or spicy? ”
Relieved from the headache of hitting the wall, Xiao Shou jumped off the bed directly, he couldn't be clearer about the taste of Xia Yang, he loves to eat spicy tang at the school gate, but he doesn't eat spicy and spicy, I don't know that these are the taboos of the Shangqing Maoshan Sect, in addition to the four fasts, there are five meat and four xins that can't be eaten.
In modern times, although these taboos are not strictly controlled, as a pious Maoshan disciple, Xia Yang is still very taboo. Fortunately, Maoshan is located in the south of the Yangtze River, and there is not much spicy food, so I really don't know how the Zhengmen of Sichuan and Hunan and Hubei came to life.
"That's right, don't be numb or spicy."
"Then I'll buy it now!"
Said to go, put on a coat, Xiao Shou took the wallet and ran directly out of the dormitory, Xia Yang didn't say that it was okay, he withered for a day, and he himself was a little hungry.