"Ouch hey! I'm not alive! I can't live...... I'm all in shame! I'm not alive anymore......"

It was noisy outside early in the morning, Fang Jing was shocked and turned over, reached out and touched the pillow to the cold,

"Hou Debao?"

When my brain cleared up, I remembered that my husband took his son to the mountains to practice on the fifth watch, Fang Jing opened her eyes and the sound outside was louder, and the cry of the cook could be heard across the courtyard,

"How can this live! I'm all lost in my old face! ”

Fang Jing finally woke up, sat up slowly, touched his slightly bulging belly, and looked at the sky outside It turned out to be nearly noon.

"Someone!"

The girl who is close to her outside is busy coming in,

"Madame, are you awake? The slave maid will fetch hot water for you to wash now? ”

"What's the sound out there?"

When the girl heard this, there was a strange look on her face, as if she wanted to laugh and held back, but she responded in a nasal voice,

"Madame is a cook outside...... I'm crying! ”

"Oh, what's the crying about?"

When asked about this place, the girl couldn't help but laugh out loud,

"Mrs. Hui...... The cook...... Cook......

This cook lady was specially invited by Hou Debao from outside the mountain to serve Fang Jing's pregnant body.

The craftsmanship is very good, people are also born white and fat, although they are already half-old, but there is still a bit of charm, and the fat meat is very much liked by the widower Wu Lao Er in the village.

Wu Lao Er has to go to the house every two days to send firewood, rice and oil, the two of them have hooked up together, Wu Lao Er always has to send some flowers, flowers, incense, powder, etc. to the cook, the two of them are more sticky than the young man!

In this way, it provoked the eyes of the unmarried bachelors in this thousand wonderful doors, and they had to make fun of them when they had nothing to do on weekdays, and the cook also followed the man to do a small business in Xiangzhou City when she was young, but it was very spicy, and she could reply to ten sentences when others said the last sentence, whether it was meat or vegetarian, but it was more daring than men.

Fang Jing sometimes gave her a headache, just thinking that she could cook a good dish, which allowed her to fool around with those people in this house, there were people who knew the right and the right, and they were lonely in the mountains.

It's just that it's too much trouble today, but I don't know that the immoral ghost quietly cut the cook's belt, but he didn't cut it, and the cook didn't know how to wear it on her body as usual.

It was only at noon when he came out with the man's waist-thick retort that he broke his belt.

At that moment, the skirt fell down, revealing a pair of white and thick legs, the skirt fell down and mixed the legs, the cook stumbled to the ground, the rice was also spilled, and the clothes were also wide open.

For a moment, everyone was dazzled by her pile of white flesh, and the cook pulled her shirt with all her hands and feet, and went to pull her skirt again, and when the skirt was lifted, her chest was wide open......

Tut-tut! That is the situation......

When the little girl passed, the cook was already helped up, and she found a belt to tie it up, she didn't see anything, but she just heard the gang of men gathered in one place and said that it was in full swing.

"Tsk! Wu Lao Er is a bold one, that body of meat, and he is not afraid of being crushed by her! ”

"Hey...... What do you know...... That's how good it is......"

……

How can the cook hear this now, she really has the heart to die!

"You have seen everything...... I...... I don't have a face to live! I...... How will I stay in this house in the future! ”

Although she is spicy, she doesn't have the courage to show her heart in front of everyone, if this matter is spread, Second Brother Wu is afraid that he will kick me immediately!

Thinking about this, she couldn't help but sit on the ground and cry loudly, crying and slapping the ground crackling, making a noise to alarm Fang Jing, she listened to the little girl's words and frowned,

"Go! Call her in! ”

The little girl went out and called the cook who was still crying.

"Madame...... I can't make it! ”

The cook came in and was still crying, Fang Jing asked people to bring her belt to the front, this person's technique was indeed ingenious, a thin layer of fabric, but only one side was cut, and the thread was cut until it was broken, and it could not be seen from the outside, and it would burst open immediately when it was worn on the body.

Fang Jing saw that the cook was still crying and said,

"Someone must have done this, don't worry, I will find out who did it and give you an explanation!"

It's just noisy on weekdays, but there has never been such a thing, if it is really done by the people in this house, it must be severely punished, and it will become a force in the future!

With a cold face, he called a group of people to come in and ask, and everyone swore that they would never do such a thing.

"Mrs. Boss, although our brothers are greedy for fun and messy on weekdays, and they also love to talk about flowers, but we are all people who practice martial arts, and the first rule of this door is that we can't use martial arts to bully people, and the cook doesn't know martial arts, how can we knowingly commit a crime, and be so evil to a whole woman and children?"

Fang Jing had always known their conduct, and after asking, he also believed them, thought about it and asked,

"Are you all here? Who hasn't come back to me? ”

Everyone looked left and right and answered,

"There are also seven junior brothers and four elders who went outside to practice on the fifth day......

Of course, this doesn't count!

"And the senior brother went to Xiangzhou City! Walked yesterday morning! ”

It shouldn't be his!

"Oh...... There are also the head and the little junior brother who went up the mountain early this morning! ”

Fang Jing's expression froze,

Why didn't you think of that kid!

But he had a little bottom in his heart, dismissed everyone at the moment, and gave the cook five taels of silver to comfort her, so that she could go back and concentrate on cooking, and at this time Hou Debao came back with his son.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Fang Jing sitting in the hall with a gloomy face, and when he saw his face, he knew that it was not good, and hurriedly asked,

"What's wrong with Jing'er?"

Fang Jing glanced at him coldly,

"What's wrong! What's wrong, you say? ”

Hou Junjie who swept his eyes aside,

"Get down on my knees!"

The father and son were both stunned, Fang Jing stretched out his hand and slapped the table,

"Peng ......"

"Am I not even talking now? Get on my knees! ”

"Peng ......"

Another slap on the table,

"Flutter tom...... Plop ......"

The father and son in front of him both knelt on the ground, Fang Jing couldn't laugh when he saw it, and pointed to Hou Debao and said,

"I didn't tell you, what are you kneeling for!"

Hou Debao hurriedly got up when he heard this, grabbed her in two steps and said,

"Madame, don't be angry, you ...... Your body matters, what did this stinky boy do to make you angry, let me teach him a lesson! ”

Now Jing'er is finally pregnant again, it is difficult for her to give birth when she is old, and the doctor also told her to recuperate!

At that moment, Hou Debao straightened up and pointed to Hou Junjie who was kneeling on the ground and shouted,

"Boy, what good things have you done!"

Hou Junjie was born like Hou Debao is very similar, then he is clearly a little monkey, but this kid is born naughty and mischievous, causing trouble, and he is better to stay until he is now nearly seven years old, and he has learned a lot of light skills since he was a child.

Not to mention that in this house, even in the nearby village, he is a scourge, as long as he enters the village, even the dog will not dare to bark!

only suffered the majestic Qianmiao head and his wife, and every once in a while he had to apologize to the villagers who knocked on the door to complain, bowed his head and admitted his mistakes, and lost money and goods, which was really a shame!

It's just that the two of them are also middle-aged, and their hearts are rare, although the two of them are angry every time they get into trouble, they are raised high to their sons, and they are gently put down, but let this boy who is accustomed to observing words and colors take advantage of the loophole, as long as he pinches his mouth and squeezes out two drops of horse urine in his eyes, his mother and son immediately softened, and there is no time that it is not thunder and rain, so let it go!

This time, Hou Junjie should also be able to pass the test easily, blinking his eyes and responding,

"Mother, you say...... What do you say the son doesn't understand! ”

Fang Jing threw the belt in front of him,

"See for yourself if you did it?"

Hou Junjie saw it with a look of regret,

"How did she use this one today? It's all because Daddy was going to pull me out early in the morning, otherwise I would have been able to see it! ”

Fang Jing was furious when she heard this, and stood up and was about to smoke the feather duster, Hou Debao saw this and hurriedly went over to help,

"Jing'er, I'll ...... I got it...... Beware of flashing your waist! ”

Fang Jing pushed Hou Debao away,

"You dodge!"

Smoked that feather duster and came over to fight,

"Stinky boy, it's just that you're naughty on weekdays, this time you've done too much, how can you tease the cook like this, do you know how much face she lost when she opened her clothes in front of everyone, her skirt fell off, and she lost a lot of face!"

Hou Junjie was not afraid at all, and said with a wink,

"Mother, I just wanted to see her belly!"

When Fang Jing heard this, he felt that his eyes were dark, and he almost softened to the ground at that time.

"I'm going to you! You...... How can you be so nasty at such a young age! ”

When Hou Debao heard this, he also felt that his son was too much, so he hurriedly came over and scolded,

"Stinky boy, how can you behave like this, you ...... Who did you learn this from? ”

My son is still young, how can he understand those things, it must be those muddy boys who brought it badly!

Hou Junjie blinked and replied,

"Dad, didn't you say that!"

"What!"

Fang Jing was furious when he heard this, and he didn't care about the other in his stomach, so he reached out and grabbed Hou Debao's neckline.

Hou Debao...... You...... How dare you teach my son badly! Hou Debao, I didn't expect you to be more and more prosperous now, but you are very happy! It's just a good heart, but you don't look down on this girl who is full of houses, but you actually look down on a fat and short cook, how did you grow this taste? ”

Hou Debao heard the words and shouted wronged,

"Wronged! Wronged! Madam, I have been greatly wronged! I only have Mrs. you in my heart, how can I look at a cook! Oops! Stinky boy, are you going to pit your old man! ”

Hou Junjie looked ignorant,

"Didn't my father say that he wanted to take a look at the cook's belly?"

"Hou Debao!"

……

This time the chickens flew and the dogs jumped, Hou Debao dodged Fang Jing's fist around the Eight Immortals table in the hall, and looked at her stomach for fear of hitting the corners, but the stinky boy was still making a mess on the side,

"Mother, it's none of my business, it's all my father's words to see if the cook has a little brother in her belly! I'm going to cut her belt......"

Hou Debao...... You...... What else do you have to say! ”

Hou Debao suddenly realized when he heard his son's words,

"Wrong! Wrong! Jing'er really wronged me! ”

……

Anyway, the cook and Wu Lao Er hooked up back and forth, how could the two of them not burn when they touched a place with dry firewood?

Sometimes Wu Lao Er came to deliver things, and the two of them quietly pulled and pulled to the cook's room to do things like rain and clouds, and they all thought that no one in this house would blindly break into other people's rooms, and the cook's place was far away from the main courtyard, and the maid's room was separated by a courtyard, and the two of them only thought that no one would hear it, and the sound of happiness became louder.

But I don't know that there is a young master in this house who is the master who has no taboos and dares to dare to do it, this car happened to pass by, and when he heard the sound, he became curious, and climbed on the roof with his three-legged cat kung fu to uncover the tiles and look at it.

This six- or seven-year-old baby doesn't understand it, so he asked him if he didn't understand.

"Dad, I saw that Wu Lao Er from outside was bullying our cook!"

Hou Debao was a little surprised,

"How did you bully him?"

That Wu Lao Ercheng circled around the cook at a daily price, and put a tail on him to be a dog, and he dared to bully the cook, is he going against the sky?

"Take off her clothes, crush her under her and beat her! The cook called my brother ......"

"Poof......

After listening to his son's words, Hou Debao immediately did not cover the tea in his mouth and sprayed himself.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

"Son! That one...... That one...... They don't call it fighting......"

"What's that?"

"This ......"

With a pair of blinking eyes at the little monkey, Hou Debao immediately spoke,

This...... How do you want him to tell his son!

I can't help but scold those two shameless things in my heart, I don't know how to avoid people when they get into trouble!

Hou Junjie doesn't understand when he is only his own father, so when he waved his hand,

"Dad, you don't know, I'll ask my mother!"

was so frightened that Hou Debao hugged him,

"My little ancestor, you don't think your ass can bloom, do you! I'm going to ask your mother......"

"That'...... You say, what are they doing instead of fighting? ”

"This ...... This ......"

Hou Debao gritted his teeth for a long time before he gritted his teeth and said,

"They're doing what they can do to have children!"

"Really?"

Hou Junjie's eyes lit up

"Will the cook have a little brother in her belly like her mother? Dad, do you have a little brother who fights with your mother like this? ”

Hou Debao was so embarrassed that his hair was about to burn, and he vaguely agreed,

"Hmm...... Yes...... Be...... Oh, yes! But what's in your mother's belly is your little brother, but the cook's is not! ”

Hou Junjie nodded when he heard this,

"I understand, Dad! It's you who are fighting with my mother, and it's not Wu Lao'er, the little baby in the kitchen's belly must not be my brother! I want you to fight with your mother to give birth to my little brother! ”

Hou Debao wiped the cold sweat on his face, grinning and not knowing whether to laugh or cry,

"Right...... Right...... Son, you're right! ”

Busy admonished,

"You are not allowed to ask others about this, only ask your father, do you know?"

Hou Junjie said proudly,

"I don't ask my father about this, I also know that the cook's belly is bigger than her mother, and there must be a little brother in her belly!"

Hou Debao saw that he had finally fooled his son, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said perfunctorily,

"That's hard to say! Her belly will only be known until the doctor has seen it! ”

"I know! I know! Her belly is so big, I don't need the doctor to see it! ”

"Stinky boy, you know what! It's not a big deal, you have to look at it! ”

……

When Fang Jing learned what happened, she was almost not angry with this father and son!

This room drove Hou Debao out to sleep for a month, but he thought about it,

"This little one in my belly is about to be born! I'm old and don't have much energy, and there is no one in this yard who can manage the little monkey, and in the future, I will take care of the big and the small, and I have to take the time to teach the unadjusted one, and I can't do it if I'm tired! It's better to send the little monkey to the capital and let Su Su find a famous teacher for me to teach and teach, which is better than fooling around with his father! ”

Thinking of this place, I didn't even sleep at the moment, got up in the middle of the night to light the lamp, wrote a letter at the desk, and showed the letter to Hou Debao the next day.

"What do you think of this?"

Hou Debao slept outside for a month, and now he can take care of his son, so he can save himself first!

Busy laughing at the moment,

"Jing'er is in charge!"

After the letter was sent, someone came from the other end of the capital, and Hou Debao was overjoyed to see the person who came.

"Stinky boy, why did you come here in person!"

Still handsome but even more majestic Song Dibo came up to make a big salute,

"Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!"

Hou Debao was so happy that he couldn't see his teeth, and he commanded his subordinates one after another,

"Hurry, hurry! Invite the lady out, and say that her niece and son-in-law are here! ”

turned his head again and instructed Hou Junjie to come forward and salute,

"This is your senior brother, although there are many senior brothers in our Qianmiao Sect, only the two of you are the senior brothers of the in-laws, and you must be close to each other!"

When he gave birth to a little monkey, Di Bo had just changed back to Zhao Di's name, but it was his brother who succeeded him on the throne, and at that time he was busy taking over the country and only Su Su came over once, he had never seen his little junior brother!

Hou Junjie on the side looked Song Dibo up and down curiously, and saw that this person was like the person in the painting, sitting there smiling, looking very kind, but ...... How could he feel a faint chill down his spine!

This hurriedly hid behind his father and poked his little head to look at him quietly, Song Dibo smiled,

"The apprentice has been busy these days, and after the letter from the master, he simply came out to run this trip to relax!"

Hou Debao hurriedly asked about Fang Susu and the three children in the capital, Song Dibo smiled,

"It's not easy for the apprentice to come out now, in order not to make the courtiers suspicious, I left Su Su to sit in the middle palace, and she didn't dare to make a mistake in that town, so I can rest assured!"

Hou Debao nodded and smiled when he heard this,

"Good, good! Su Su has also been trained over the years, and the mother of this country has also done very well! ”

Song Dibo smiled,

"What do you say about the mother of a country, the vain looks at her and does it as the king of a country!"

Hou Debao waved his hand again and again when he heard it,

"How can Si Chen succeed? Isn't it that the world is in chaos, and you can't ...... Cannot...... Don't think about it! Disciple, listen to the teacher and tell you, this woman just can't be spoiled, can't indulge, can't get used to it, if not, you are the one who suffers......"

While speaking, he saw Song Dibo smiling strangely at him, and someone behind him answered,

"How's that? I see that you can't stand the lack of suffering, do you want to complain to you, the emperor, in vain? ”

Hou Debao turned his back to Fang Jing and grinned, glaring at Song Dibo with his eyes, Fang Jing said coldly from behind,

"You don't have to look at your apprentice, do you think he's helping you or helping me?"

Song Dibo hurriedly got up and saluted when he heard this,

"Master...... Wrong...... My aunt said that, I am on the side of my mother's family, Hou Debao, this old thief is really hateful, I don't cherish a good woman like my aunt, but I dare to spread hateful words, it's really hateful, and I hope that my wife will teach me a good lesson! ”

"Hmm!"

Fang Jing nodded with satisfaction, and smiled at Song Dibo,

"I'll settle accounts for him later...... When I heard that you were coming, I immediately ordered the kitchen to prepare food! Walk...... Go back with your aunt for a few drinks, and I'll let your brothers and sisters accompany you!" ”

This box led Song Dibo away, leaving the dumbfounded Hou Debao in the hall and scolded,

"You ungrateful bastard, I raised a white-eyed wolf for nothing!"

Seeing that Lao Tzu fell into the pit without pulling a handful, he had to fill in a shovel of soil, which was really bad!

Hou Junjie on the side looked at it, but the bridge of his nose was sweating,

And voila! I knew that my brother was not a good thing! As soon as he came, my father was unlucky, and this time he didn't know that he would have to sleep outside for a few months!

After Song Dibo stayed here for three days, Hou Junjie realized that his father was not the most unlucky one, but the most unlucky one!

was held under the armpit by the smiling tiger, and he didn't care that he was crying and making trouble, splattering and hanging, he went out after coercing, and his father and mother waved goodbye to him with a smile.

"Daddy...... Mother...... You can't do without little monkeys! Daddy...... Mother...... I don't want to follow this smiling tiger, he's a big villain! ”

It must be this smiling tiger who drugged his father and mother and lost his mind!

Otherwise, how could I not see them sad and sad when they left their son, but they watched themselves being stuffed into a carriage by him and escorted away by a group of black-faced men!

Hou Junjie was crying in the car, but the smiling tiger was still riding on a horse and laughing at him,

"Little junior brother, you don't have to cry in a hurry now, when you get to the capital, there are a hundred and eight kinds of torture to serve, and it will not be too late for you to cry at that time!"

Hou Junjie looked at his beautiful face as if he had seen a ghost, and his mouth was so long that his back molars could be seen.

"Wow...... Wow...... I'm not going to the capital! I'm going back! I'm going back! ”

……

The winding mountain road in the mountains of Xiangzhou sprinkled the cry and tears of the little monkey all the way, and when he returned to the coffin mountain after the age of sixteen, he couldn't help but take a handful of bitter tears when asked about the experience of ten years, shook his head and waved his hands,

"Alas! Don't mention it! Don't mention it! Not to mention...... Or not...... Yes! ”

When I think of his senior brother with a "human face and beast heart", he is trembling and he doesn't dare to mention it!