Chapter 3 Departure
Now that the goal is clear, everyone naturally can't easily let Jiaojiao go. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info For a while, everyone was busy, Meng Da hurriedly made tea and put it in front of Jiaojiao, Luo Shuiqing hurriedly peeled the apple, Wu Keke contributed her own snacks, and even Xiao Ran, a little girl, was very eye-catching to help Aunt Jiaojiao pinch her shoulders. This series of actions startled Jiaojiao, she hurriedly grabbed Xiao Ran's little hand, and asked with some horror: "What are you doing, are you trying to pull me into a pyramid scheme?" ”
"Hey, where do you want to go, don't get me wrong. Didn't we apologize for Shaq, he was bad just now, and we took him to make amends. Lu Ming was also afraid of scaring the little girl, so he decisively betrayed Shaq.
"That's right, Jiaojiao. In fact, there is a reason why Shaq is like this, and the work pressure has been a lot lately, so his mind is a little unclear. And don't talk about him, all of us have been like this lately. I just heard you say that you want to go to Yihua Mountain, we totaled, and I just want to go out to travel and relax recently, I don't know if I can join you. The people around secretly gave Lu Ming a thumbs up, this guy is really good, this can make him contact.
"Huh? And we, this ... This one... It's not that I don't want to. The point is that I can't be the master, although my grandfather is the old dean, but this tour was organized by Dean Chen, I can't speak. And isn't it enough for 10 of you to travel, so why stay with us? "Jiaojiao is not a fool after all, Lu Ming's request is really a little too strange.
"Hey, you don't know, didn't I tell you, we involved some trade secrets in this matter, in line with the attitude of being responsible for customers, only a few of us worked together all day, this has been more than a year, we have long been tired of each other, we are very eager to stay in a big group for a few days, you are not a good opportunity this time." What you just said is Dean Chen, right, I know this person well, I'll contact him. Lu Ming continued to turn on the flicker mode.
Soon, Lu Ming took Dean Chen's side to the table. To say that the acquaintance with Dean Chen is entirely because of the last time Sha Ke was hospitalized, in order to give Sha Ke a best treatment environment, Lu Ming and these local tyrants did not send things to Dean Chen's house, plus Lu Ming promised to provide 500,000 yuan on the phone just now to help improve the office conditions of the hospital, so even if 10 people were added at one time, Dean Chen agreed very happily, and even offered to help Lu Ming and them change to a bigger and more luxurious tourist car, but Lu Ming refused. Just kidding, these people are so enthusiastic or not for the tour bus with tail number 46, if it is really changed, they will have no place to cry.
When the matter is done, everyone is naturally overjoyed, but it is always necessary to discuss the plan of the next move, and at this time Jiaojiao will become a burden again. So everyone's eyes had to focus on Shaq again.
Shaq's heart at this time is simply 10,000 alpacas galloping by, these people are too immoral, not only hurt me in words, but also let me do these offending things, this time to drive Jiaojiao away, it is estimated that he will only be dependent on his right hand in the future.
"Jiaojiao, why don't I accompany you to buy something for tomorrow." Fortunately, Shaq has become smarter this time and knows how to be tactful.
"No, hmph, I've already bought it, and I've bought one more for a big bad guy." Jiaojiao obviously didn't buy it.
"Then let's go out for dinner, don't you love filet mignon the most?"
"What kind of food did you eat early this morning, I just ate it before I came for breakfast."
"Then let's watch a movie, I remember that there seems to be a good movie called "Joyful vs. Mutual Baby" recently."
"No, I won't watch it without my male god Oba."
"Then why don't you go back early and rest, and get up early tomorrow."
Crowd: ".........."
"Ah!! Shaq, you big badass, big stupid, big stupid ass. You are thinking of the Fa and driving me away. Hmph, I'll tell you, I'll let you know how delicate I am tomorrow! ”
Finally sent Jiaojiao away with a belly of anger, but everyone's sympathy for Shaq was even stronger. Zhao Ritian walked over directly, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted: "Brother, I didn't know the situation just now, I was too impulsive." But according to my years of experience in picking up girls, I still want to say to you, you will be miserable tomorrow. Hey, let's mourn."
hastily arranged tomorrow's plan, everyone chose to flee in the wilderness, and Lu Ming, who stayed behind, could only pat Shaq and hide back in his room. In the end, Xiao Ran, who was still a little ghost, said a word of conscience: "Uncle Shak, don't worry, I think Sister Jiaojiao was really angry the first time, but not the second time, so it's okay, she shouldn't beat you to death." ”
Shaq: "。。。。。 ”
Early the next morning, everyone got their wish and boarded the tourist bus with the license plate number of 'AS8M46', the overall environment in the car is not bad, a total of 60 people can be seated, with automatic air conditioning and independent toilets. When Lu Ming and the others arrived, there were already about a dozen people in the car, including Jiaojiao. Next to Jiaojiao sat a plump young woman with still charm, who was the head nurse of their department, surnamed Liu, and Lu Ming had seen it before. And Jiaojiao's front and back are full of boys, and at first glance it belongs to the kind of flower messenger, Jiaojiao is like a queen surrounded by the stars and the moon.
When she saw Shaq, Jiaojiao raised her head proudly and snorted. As if to say, look, there are a lot of people chasing my mother, and there are many boys who treat me as a treasure, and you dare to drive me away.
Seeing this, Shaq only sat down with a wry smile and shook his head helplessly. However, other people in the same company have become the focus of everyone's attention, especially Luo Shuiqing and Wu Keke, these two women attracted the attention of the "wolves" in the car as soon as they came up. The feeling of Wu Keke and Jiaojiao is relatively similar, both belong to the youthful and beautiful type, and at the same time they are a little cute, but the facial features are a little more delicate than Jiaojiao.
"Hey, two beauties, why haven't you seen them in the courtyard before, which department are you from?" As soon as the two women sat down, a man with glasses who was not afraid of death came to talk.
Luo Shuiqing ignored him at all, and Wu Keke rummaged through his bag as soon as he came up, then took out a hot dog and nibbled on it, and said while eating: "Oh, I was in too much hurry to leave in the morning, I didn't have time to eat breakfast, but I starved to death." Sister Shuiqing, do you want to try it, the hot dogs in this store are delicious, I heated them in the microwave in the morning and added some cheese, which is simply delicious in the world. Luo Shuiqing shook her head, smiled and took out a tissue, wiped her mouth for her, and looked at her with some doting.
The man with glasses was bored with himself, so he had to sit back in a sneer, which attracted the ridicule of other single men around him, but Jiaojiao helped her out, and said with a smile: "Tian Geng, these are my two cousins, both of whom are famous people, don't make up your mind." ”
As soon as I heard that it was Jiaojiao's relatives, the atmosphere in the car immediately became lively, and a sturdy man sitting in front of Jiaojiao immediately turned around and said: "I'll just say, why are there so many beauties around at once, it turns out that they are all genetic problems, it seems that Jiaojiao's family is rich in beauties." This sentence is a bit level, and it flattered several beauties present at once, and at the same time praised Jiaojiao to a higher status.
"Yo, Zhou Yanting, not only can the muscles be, but the mouth is also good enough to speak, and I poured ecstasy soup into our Jiaojiao. We Jiaojiao are also famous people, be careful of other people's boyfriends beating you. ”
Nurse Liu, who was next to Jiaojiao, made a joke on the side.
"Sister Liu, it's not me who blows, with our physique, we can't resist anything. And didn't Jiaojiao say in the group yesterday that she was in a bad mood, maybe I have a play today. Zhou Yanting's words were a bit oily, but everyone seemed to be familiar with each other, and no one cared.
But Shaq is a little anxious, his boyfriend's status is really a little precarious, if he still sits firmly in the Diaoyutai, maybe in two years, the delicate child will call him uncle.
As soon as Sha Ke wanted to get up and say a few words, Lu Ming, who was sitting in the back, pressed his shoulders and said in a deep voice: "Have a little confidence in yourself, okay, Jiaojiao, this is obviously making trouble with you." It's better not to have conflicts in the car, and after this trickery is over, the brothers will help you marry her back directly. ”
Lu Ming's words made Shaq sit down again, but Jiaojiao was a little disappointed, she directly patted another handsome boy sitting in front of her, and said coquettishly: "Chen Weihao, last time you said that you would drive your Cadillac and take people to the beach to play, is it true?" ”
After hearing this, the handsome boy immediately showed a smile that he thought was the most charming, and said affectionately: "I'm sorry, Jiaojiao." I'm afraid I can't satisfy you. Because I just got a Lamborghini, I think it's the only one that can be worthy of you, and the only way to drive it to the beach is to show the romance it deserves. If you want to say that this Chen Weihao is not an ordinary pretend, if it were an ordinary little girl, I am afraid that she would have been deceived by him a long time ago, but Jiaojiao's whole mind was on Sha Ke's body, and she had been paying attention to Sha Ke's reaction, so she didn't pay attention to what Chen Weihao said, and replied directly: "Well, good." It doesn't matter if it's a Cadillac or a Motorola. ”
"Hahaha." This time, Meng Da, who was not far from them, couldn't hold back any longer, he almost didn't die of laughter after listening to the conversation of these people, especially this Chen Weihao himself didn't know, he was just a touchstone.
"Is it that funny? What department are you from? Jiaojiao's absent-mindedness really annoyed Chen Weihao, he is also the son of the dean, and the women who have played with him have at least one reinforcement, but Jiaojiao has never been able to handle it. I thought that Jiaojiao would take the initiative to show favor just now and there would be a turnaround, but I didn't expect to answer the question in the end, and she was completely perfunctory. And the stupid big guy who just came up was even more excessive, even laughing at himself, and didn't want to do it in the hospital.
"Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about how the Lamborghini drove out on the beach, sorry sorry. I'm just a little person, but thanks to my mother's early birth, Jiaojiao called me cousin. Meng Da's slightly scoundrel remarks made Jiaojiao lean back, and she smiled and cooperated: "Oh, cousin, why didn't you say it earlier, I didn't even see you." ”
Hearing Jiaojiao say this, Chen Weihao could only be full of gas... I continued to put it in my stomach, but fortunately the car started at this time.