Chapter 162: The Shameless Poisoning (First Update)

There was only one second left, and as long as Yuna's snap of the fingers was hit, the book was over......

Zhang Lan stopped Yuna's movements in time, walked to the side with the old camera on her back, and pulled out a dancer wearing *** from the actor's waiting area.

"Holy! Holy! Holy! What are you doing?! The dancer whispered in Zhang Lan's ear.

"You bastard pushed me up just now, let's die together!" Zhang Lan is also eager to repay, and when she pulls the dancer into the spotlight, she can't leave.

Zhang Lan comically took out a throwing knife from her arms and pointed to the fruit beside Yuna.

Yuna cooperated and threw an apple up, but she didn't think this trick of throwing a knife through the apple was funny, and was ready to snap her fingers. Who knew that when Zhang Lan caught the apple, he actually threw it away, and pointed to the plate of fruit.

Yuna finally understood, smiled in surprise, and tossed a grape away.

"Holy! Holy! The dancer was so frightened that his legs were weak, but Zhang Lan proudly put the grapes on the dancer's head, "Bastard, don't let me catch you off the stage, I have to beat your intestines out!" ”

Zhang Lan shook his finger and motioned for the dancer to shut up, but he seemed to be addicted to scolding and couldn't stop, Zhang Lan directly picked up the grapes and stuffed them into his mouth, let him bite with his teeth, and then he shut up.

The dancer knew that he was wrong, and his tears were all down, and his whole body was trembling.

Zhang Lan walked 5 meters away with funny clown steps, stopped, and turned to face his dancing target.

The band cooperated, playing nervous drum beats, and Zhang Lan was aiming with her eyes closed.

"Stinky boy, do you still know how to throw knives?" Humb was also nervous when he was secretly observing.

Of course, Zhang Lan will, precise calculations can accurately control the muscle output and angle, and even how much resistance the flying knife will encounter in the air and how many seconds it will fly.

However, he deliberately missed it, and the knife spun in the air for 13 weeks, swooping and nailing to the dancer's thigh.

"Ah!! Fuck you, uncle! I'm looking for a doctor! The dancer jumped off the stage with his bleeding feet covered.

Zhang Lan didn't give up, took out more than a dozen flying knives from his arms, and chased after the dancer's buttocks and threw them around, although they didn't hit, but they followed him off the stage.

This should have been a perfect ending, and Zhang Lan could also leave the scene smoothly.

But who would have thought that when she was only a few meters away from the exit, Yuna grabbed Zhang Lan's hand!!!

Fortunately, it was the left hand that was pulled, and the human hand did not expose the existence of the ripper, otherwise Zhang Lan would have died in place.

"Joker! You're good, you're so funny! Yuna couldn't stop laughing, she had never seen such an unscrupulous clown, "What's your name?" ”

"Quack?!" Zhang Lan pinched her throat and said strangely.

"Come on! Play with me. Yuna returned to the chaise longue and sat down, motioning for Zhang Lan to squat next to her like a dog.

"What kind of monster are you transforming?" Yuna wondered.

"Wang! Woof! Zhang Lan shouted twice.

"It's a kobold? Gaia, this guy really knows how to play. Yuna seemed to like dogs, and threw a bone to Zhang Lan, "Come, take it and eat it!" ”

"Thank you, boss." Zhang Lan could only continue to perform.

"You're so good, it's funnier than a dog, you don't have a smell yet, you smell good." Yuna stroked Zhang Lan's hair, revealing the hazy eyes of a little girl, "I'll call you Wangcai in the future, right?" ”

"Wang! Woof! Woof! Zhang Lan said proudly.

"Such an interesting kobold, when I go back, I'll take you to the sky." Yuna was like discovering a fun toy.

"Really?" Zhang Lan was shocked, and it seemed that the plan was suddenly a little chaotic, because all his purposes were to go to the sky to find Wuxue smoothly, and Yuna was like a shortcut.

However, he also quickly calmed down, because the sky will be a point of no return, and if he doesn't find a way to bring down the overlord, there will be no peace.

"You can be happy if you can go to heaven, right? Sure enough, dogs are dogs, so easy to be happy, come and eat cookies. Yuna actually fed it with her mouth in her mouth.

Seeing that the woman in front of her had completely regarded Zhang Lan as a pet dog, Zhang Lan took a deep breath and bit it, and even kissed it......

Zhang Lan ate biscuits all over her mouth, and Yuna did the same, but she looked very happy.

"Holy! That's it. The dancer was on the sidelines and indignant while stopping the bleeding.

"Hahaha! You're so naughty! Yuna wasn't angry at all.

"Actually, you're just as naughty, Yuna." Zhang Lan stepped forward and said in Yuna's ear.

"Are you?!" Yuna was immediately alert.

"I'm the person you're looking for, Zhang Lan." Zhang Lan showed a less exaggerated smile.

"Since you're here, it's going to be easy." Yuna was murderous.

"I advise you to take the supernatural powers, unless you want to die with me." Zhang Lan was not afraid of the hell girl in front of her at all, "Just now, you have been fed a deadly poison by me, only I have the antidote, kill me, you can only live for 15 minutes at most." ”

"You're bluffing me?!" Yuna didn't believe it.

"Actually, the poison is very bitter, but it doesn't matter, you can't taste it anyway, after all, what you lose is taste." Zhang Lan said as a matter of course.

"Why do you know?"

Yuna was shocked, the physical defects of the heaven-level demigods are the highest secret for any group, and Zhang Lan's intelligence source is Aaron himself, no one knows how many top-secret intelligence agencies Aaron has infiltrated, how much information has been exported, and the teleportation ability gives him a unique way of fighting.

"Accident? So now, do you want to take a gamble? Die with me, or, send me away. Zhang Lan threatened.

In fact, Zhang Lan didn't need to ask at all, Yuna's instinct to contract her pupils had already exposed her choice.

Yuna can't die here, and she died in such an absurd way, she doesn't want to become the laughing stock of Ye Wuchang and a stain on the history of the heaven-level demigod race.

So, she stood up and walked towards the exit of the road they came from with Zhang Lan, "Don't follow me!" I've got something to do! ”

Everyone thought that she had taken a fancy to this clown and wanted to do something indescribable with him, which was disgusting to think about.

Zhang Lan also pulled Humber out when he passed by that dark place, and the two walked side by side behind Yuna, all the way forward.

Now there is no need to dive and climb the train, they have Yuna to open the way, and no one dares to stop them along the way, especially when they look at Yuna's face that wants to kill, they are even more afraid to hide far away.

"Zhang Lan, even if you are ruthless, don't let you fall into my hands, otherwise I will kill you without a corpse." Yuna gritted her teeth.

"I'm going to fall into your hands, and I don't expect any more corpses. Anyway, Gu Xuan is really crazy, I am such a small person and I still sent you over to get me, it's too big and useless, right? Zhang Lan said funny.

"It's not overkill at all, a treacherous kid like you should find more people to shoot you to death."

Yuna only hated herself for being lax, and Ye Wuchang explained again and again before leaving, don't have any illusions of contempt for Zhang Lan, he is like a poisonous snake that will bite your neck at any time.

But Yuna at first only regarded it as a little compensation after Ye Wuchang was beaten, so as not to drop too much, but now it seems that she really underestimated Zhang Lan's shamelessness, and actually pretended to be a dog to approach the target, how can she be so stinky?