Chapter 211: The Battle of the Sphincter
Lu Ming didn't formally learn any kung fu.
Although there are many opportunities to improve his strength in the Strange Realm, Lu Ming's ability is mainly concentrated in the eyes, even in the famous martial arts, he only learned the Ling Bo Weibu that is biased towards improving his body through the task, and the remaining martial arts moves are only the Eight Collapse Fist and Tai Chi Quan in the Trick World Middle School.
But in front of Di Weiqing, these so-called martial arts are tantamount to an axe in the class, and hard work is destined to be unbeatable. But fortunately, there is another thing called free fighting in Lu Ming's world, and it just so happens that he has learned some of it himself. So, without the use of internal force, this match became a contest between Dawei Kung Fu and free fighting.
Free fighting, also known as stand-up fighting, is a kind of thing developed by a few idle and bored foreign devils. In addition to not using anti-joint techniques, elbows, knees and other moves, this kind of battle is not confined to any fixed routines, and all rely on personal on-the-spot free play. To put it bluntly, within the rules, you can fight as much as you want, even if you throw Wang Baquan indiscriminately, as long as you can knock down the opponent, it will be a victory. However, under the practice and learning from the strengths and weaknesses of countless predecessors, free fighting has gradually formed its own theoretical and technical and tactical system, as well as some simple and effective boxing and leg techniques that are not fixed.
For example, Lu Ming's current simple starting style, the arms in front of him are not only conducive to quick punches, but also can protect the head, heart and other critical positions, which can be described as both offensive and defensive. The footwork is also very exquisite, absorbing the advantages of sanda, Jeet Kune Do and other kung fu, you can flexibly perform various footwork such as sliding steps, rounding steps, sharp backward steps, forward rushing steps and other footwork at any time, even if you immediately perform side kicks or return kicks and other leg skills that require a certain amount of strength support, you can also be calm.
Di Wei Qing naturally didn't know this, after the first punch was easily blocked by Lu Ming, he immediately used the second blow, and his right leg swept directly towards Lu Ming's lower plate, Lu Ming took a sharp step back and easily dodged again.
Well?
Two consecutive misses surprised Di Wei, it seems that this kid's weird moves still have some use, at least very flexible. But how could he have no way to be cunning and cunning, sweeping his legs was just the first way to attack the next plate, only to see that this old man who was close to the old age was a cat's waist, his hands became claws, and he attacked from both sides, grabbing Lu Ming's kneecap, Lu Ming wanted to retreat sharply, but the other party's hand was like a bone gangrene, and he couldn't shake it off, and he was caught without paying attention.
This was Dewey's easy advantage, but it was also the beginning of his bad luck. According to the previous situation, after grabbing the opponent's kneecap, Di Weiqing relied on his deep internal force, as long as he pinched lightly, he could crush it. However, today's rule is that neither side can use internal force, and Di Wei, who finally grabbed Lu Ming, tried his best to exert himself, but found that the other party's knee was intact, which made him stunned in vain, and he didn't know what to do.
On the contrary, Lu Ming only experienced a brief panic and quickly adjusted, taking advantage of this opportunity, he kicked Di Weiqing in the face with one foot.
"Oops!"
Lu Ming's kick was kicked out after taking the X drug, if it was an ordinary person, I am afraid that the brains would pop out. Fortunately, Di Wei has deep internal strength, and has already formed a self-protection mechanism in the body, so he has to carry it. Despite this, he was still kicked all over the place, his eyes were full of gold stars, and what was even worse was that he had a large shoe print of 43 on his face.
Shaking his head hard, Di Wei finally threw out the ghost in his eyes, and the vision ahead became clear, but before he could stand up, Lu Ming crushed him to the ground with a tiger pounce, sat on his chest with his buttocks, and punched him in the head.
"Old fellow, you want to trick me and let you taste my awesomeness!" Di Weiqing's face instantly had a pair of panda eyes, and his nose bone was also burst, and his originally handsome and vicissitudes of life were completely covered with blood, which looked a little hideous.
The so-called indiscriminate punching to kill the master, Lu Ming's heavy punches did make Di Wei suffer a lot of losses, but his consciousness was still quite clear, his waist suddenly forced, and then his legs went up to meet Lu Ming out.
"What does this smell like!"
Dewey finally stood up, but suddenly he smelled a foul smell on his body, which almost smoked him to the ground again. And Lu Ming on the opposite side also blushed, but he didn't say anything.
It turned out that just when Lu Ming was riding on Di Weiqing's body, the side effects of the X medicine suddenly came. This side effect is not fixed, there are many possibilities and manifestations, when Lu Ming fought with Wei Erxiao in Liaozhou, he was unable to control his body for a short time. The side effect of this time was not very important to the action, but it was extremely humiliating, and the complexity was that the lower half of the sphincter could not control the normal outflow of gas, and to put it simply: constant fart.
At that time, Lu Ming was sitting on Di Wei's chest, in fact, he had already taken the absolute initiative, twenty times the strength of a normal person was not a joke, once he pressed the opponent, he would definitely not be able to break free. However, it was the damn sphincter that wasn't well controlled, causing Devy to push him out with his legs, and the great opportunity went away.
At this time, Lu Ming was trying to tighten his buttocks while dealing with Di Wei's light attack, and his figure looked really weird.
"What is Brother Lu doing, why is this posture so strange?"
"It may be a stomachache, the side effects of X medicine are still obvious, as long as you take it, it will definitely occur, and this time it is likely to be a temporary stomach cramp."
"I don't think it's like it, but it looks like there is a problem at the base of the thigh, could it be that the muscles of the thigh have been affected."
"It's possible, but it's hard to say, there are too many types of side effects, and we haven't found a pattern yet."
The teammates off the field are constantly guessing, and the opponents on the field are not idle. Although he received a few punches, Di Weiqing didn't feel that he was at a disadvantage, and when he saw Lu Ming's twisted figure, he mistakenly thought that his kick just had an effect. So, the old man didn't even bother to wipe the blood on his face, and attacked again.
And Lu Ming's tactics at this time are very simple, since the sphincter can't support him, then run well, anyway, strength, speed and other indicators have increased by nearly twenty times, there is no reason why he can't run an old man, so the field has become a game mode of eagles catching chickens, and after a while, Di Wei is tired and panting. But what was depressing was that he didn't dare to gasp for air, because he always felt that there was a foul smell around him, and if he took one more breath, he was afraid that his life would have to be confessed.
The initiator of this taste is naturally Lu Ming, every time he "releases himself" in a new place, Di Wei quickly kills it, so every time he can catch up with the smell before it spreads, it is naturally inhaled without omission, that taste... Gee.
Finally, after running for nearly ten minutes, the side effects finally disappeared, and Lu Ming's whole person was instantly refreshed, facing Di Wei who was like a vacuum cleaner following behind, he turned around and punched out!