Chapter 6: The Living Treasure Trio
"Hey, you guys, do you understand! What about our robbery, if you don't want to die, leave everything on your body for me! The fat boss vented all his frustration on Lu Ming and the others, he raised his mountain knife and made a look of chopping, scaring everyone with a fierce look. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
In the face of these three living treasure combinations, there is no need for Lu Ming to come forward at all. Gao Yu took a step forward, pretended to be very scared, and said tremblingly: "Understood, understood, this uncle, we will take off our pants for you." ”
"Grass! I don't understand, don't we want pants, we want money, do you understand gold? It's the kind you just gave Xing Laosan, understand? ”
"This uncle, we don't have gold, and you said to keep your pants before, why don't you want them now. You are robbers, you should rob whatever you say, you should have the minimum professional ethics, right? "Gao Yu was originally amused, so he started messing around as soon as he came up.
Unexpectedly, the three people on the other side were quite cooperative, and the hemp pole man immediately spoke: "How about it, big brother, I am right, you are indeed wrong." You see, it will make people misunderstand, and it will affect our professional image, and it will be spread out in the future, which will damage the prestige of the three of us! ”
"Oh, dick, you're enough! It's because you and the third child are always making trouble, we haven't succeeded in robbing once this month, and now people call us Bianzhou Three Bears behind their backs! ”
"Boss, the brothers you say don't like to hear it, not to mention this month, which of the previous months did we succeed in robbery. And you can't blame me and the third child, it's not because you said the wrong word several times! And the name of Bianzhou Sanxiong is also good, full of majesty! ”
"Bullshit, I'm talking about a bear of a bear, and people are scolding us!"
"Great. Big brother, I... I think two... The second brother is right, I... I... ”
"Hey, you can't rob yet, we still have to hurry!" Seeing that the topics of these people were getting more and more deviated, coupled with the black-faced third stammering, Gao Yu was a little annoyed, so he hurriedly asked the fat brother.
"Oh, I'll go, what kind of world is this, and there is such an initiative. Of course we rob, not some money, what will we eat? For your sake, if you leave half of the money on your body, our brothers will not embarrass you. The fat boss also met a "kind-hearted person" like Gao Yu for the first time, and even reminded himself that it was time to rob, so he also relaxed the conditions for robbery very "reasonably".
"Brothers, you're really exquisite, this is a thief, right?"
"Hahaha, that's natural, our three brothers are all particular about people, robbing money is not harmful, robbing color only touches hands."
After listening to these words of the fat boss, Gao Yu's stomach was about to burst with laughter, which are the three robbers, obviously they are three fools. So he said, "Boss, what if we don't have any money?" ”
"Why are you so unsophisticated, our conditions are so relaxed, why are you still deceiving people. I've seen you give Xing Laosan gold before, will the person who can give a gold ingot have no money? You're the three of us stupid! Regarding Gao Yu's quibble, the fat boss was quite dissatisfied.
But Gao Yu naturally had his own way, he directly threw a few cloth bags at the other party's feet and said: "I really didn't lie to you, the money we gave Xing Laosan is the last bit on us, I don't believe you look at these money bags." ”
The fat boss rummaged through a few money bags, and said with some annoyance: "Why are you so losers? That's a piece of gold, it's so easy to give it away, why don't you keep some for yourself, what will you eat tomorrow! By the way, do you have anything to eat, and you don't have money to give you something to eat. ”
"Are you robbing or still want to eat, do you have chocolate here for you to eat?"
"Qiao, Qiao, what?" Where has the fat boss seen that thing?
"Do you want noodles? How about adding some old godmother, it is absolutely delicious in the world! ”
"You guys are playing with us! Less nonsense, don't care if you're a godmother or a godfather, leave everything on your body, and get out. The fat boss's patience finally reached its limit, and he finally realized that this green-faced kid had been teasing him from the beginning, so he put the knife directly on Gao Yu's neck.
Although there is an extra murder weapon next to his neck, Gao Yu does not have any nervousness, he has long seen from the clothing of these people that they are just ordinary farmers, it is estimated that because of something, the combat effectiveness is probably a little stronger than ordinary people, and there are at least four people in his own side who can fight three!
"This big brother has something to say. Don't use knives and guns, look at you, isn't there an accident? As soon as the words fell, a scene that surprised the fat boss happened, his mountain-opening knife was twisted into a twist in front of everyone's eyes, but Gao Yu stood there and didn't move at all!
"This... This.... ”
"This is a congenital master, big brother!!" The fat boss was already completely speechless in surprise, but the second child reacted quickly, patted him on the shoulder and immediately pulled him to kneel down.
The other party didn't even move, but a good knife was twisted into a twist, which is undoubtedly only a congenital master can do, for the robbery of the congenital master, the souls of the two people were almost frightened, so they had to kowtow and said with tears in their eyes: "A few masters, a few heroes, we shouldn't be bothered, I should not disturb a few, please let me go, I have an eighty-year-old mother, and there are young children waiting to be fed, this time spare us." ”
Actually, this is just Gao Yu Niudao trying out his new skill [Space Warp], this newly obtained skill can distort the space around the object, and then use the power of space to destroy the object itself, but there are also prerequisites for the use of this skill, the larger the mass of the object, the more difficult it is to destroy, the living thing is more difficult to destroy than the dead thing, and the more difficult it is to destroy, the more mental power the user will be consumed.
However, it is still easy for Gao Yu to destroy an inferior mountain opening knife, and the reason why he did this is to give these three people a dismount, and at the same time create the illusion that he is a congenital master, so that the handling of some things in the future will bring some unexpected benefits.
"Look at the two of you, it's a shame, you didn't fight yet, it's really a shame for the profession of robbery, look at you third, no one is afraid, and you still stand well." Knowing that he was a congenital master, the black-faced third child was not afraid at all, and still stood there straight, which couldn't help but make Gao Yu look at him differently, so he asked the third child: "Aren't you afraid?" ”
The third: "No... Unafraid... ”
Gao Yu: "It's kind! ”
The third: "No... No.. Unafraid.. It's strange to be afraid.,I.。。 I move my legs. I can't move. ”
Everyone: "........"