The four of them were trapped in a ball and tried to burn it with a laser, but unfortunately it couldn't stand it too much!

"Damn so many cobwebs." The tiger scolded with a hard tug. The rat quipped, "This thing is much stronger than a spider's web." ”

The tiger farted hard, and suddenly the four of them were much quieter, no one wanted to eat farts with their mouths open, and the rat couldn't help but scold: "You can't blow this net open, you can try it with fire, damn!" Really TM smells. ”

'Smoke you,' Tiger replied.

In the midst of the struggle, the soldiers in front of us got out of the way, and the colonel walked over from behind and greeted us in a friendly manner: "How did you have a good time?" ”

Damn, I thought Lao Tzu was a vegetarian, so I immediately replied: "Not bad! It's much more fun than Wang Ba, alas! Why did you come out of the turtle shell? ”

"Don't insult the king." Rat reminded me, and after saying that, he pointed his gun at the colonel, but unfortunately was stopped by a group of soldiers, "I saw that I didn't retract again." Tiger said.

Several heavily armed soldiers came up and removed all our weapons, and beat us up on the way, apparently very upset with us.

At this time, the colonel came up to us again and said calmly: "Of the three thousand best soldiers, eighty-seven have died, more than 1,200 have been seriously wounded, and the rest have all lost their combat effectiveness. ”

"It's only 3,000 people after half a day! I thought there weren't tens of thousands! I asked the Colonel. The rat reminded beside him: "There are more than 10,000 people without borders, and thousands of soldiers can also create the momentum of tens of thousands of people, and the lack of experience is understandable." ”

I looked back at the rat and scolded, "Get out of the way, why are you talking so much nonsense now!" ”。“ Maybe the knowledge is more miscellaneous, and there are talk show ingredients! Rat muttered to himself.

"Colonel, I suggest we have a good talk, if you do fight, you may not win." I looked at him earnestly and said.

The Colonel looked at me with contempt: "Can you turn the tables in your current situation?" ”

"I'm talking about the forces behind us."

"Then show some sincerity, your current strength can't scare us, don't think we have such strength." The colonel said angrily.

I thought about it for a while, you can't tell the truth, so let's make up some nonsense!

"We're looking for a special group to work with you."

"The special group we work with is here, please ask who you are looking for."

"It's the best joke I've ever heard." Rat laughed.

"I haven't heard a joke in a long time, so why don't you tell us one?" The colonel spread his hands and said.

The tiger scolded: "Don't pretend to be garlic, under the slogan of peace, doing dirty things, who doesn't know what you have here!" ”

"I'm sorry, it's just hearsay, the rumors are terrifying, I think you should know about it, and we've clarified that you should know it too."

"Let's find out and help you clarify, isn't that all happy?" Tiger blurted out.

The colonel's face changed: "As a guest, you should be invited by the host to enter the house, and for some voyeurs, I think it's better to use weapons, you say that!" ”

"Maybe these things can change your mind." After that, I turned on my watch and a virtual screen popped up, which showed some drawings of weapons and equipment.

The colonel immediately sent someone to bring a few scientific researchers to identify the real and fake.

"Oh my God! It's incredible, how they did it. In the amazement of the researchers, I turned off the screen directly, looked at these unfinished guys and rats and said, "It's sure it's true!" ”

The researchers were very sure that looking at their reluctance, I warned: "Only we can open it ourselves, otherwise it will explode, how can the colonel change his mind." ”

"You have to know that this is not my opinion, I need to ask for instructions, I am saying that there is really no here." After saying that, the colonel turned and left.

The four of us were carried to the conference room, and the mesh was still not intended to be taken off for us, and a group of soldiers looked at us vigilantly, and I thought that if we had the slightest mistake, we would put up a layer of nets, even the tiger fart.

"The shooters in TM will become silkworm chrysalis." Tiger shouted dissatisfied.

"I now know what it means to be cocooned." Rat joked.

At this time, the stealth robot has entered this level with my guidance, and the surrounding situation can be seen through the robot's video, waiting for the best time to attack.

"Do you think these things on us can be burned with fire?" I asked.

The rat thought for a moment: "A few thousand temperatures should be the problem, the question is can we stand up to the barbecue?" ”

The tiger said coldly: "Roast suckling pig?" I haven't eaten it, but I don't recommend that we be experiments, it's too sinful. ”

"Maybe there's a better cutting tool." I said it casually. The point is, there is a chance! This movement will give us a layer of paste, and a layer of movement, and the dog will also look helpless.

"......" grass is even TM's mouth, damn who invented the trumpet, seeing that we didn't play the chatter, obviously people are also annoyed.

Slowly touched a few people, prepared the code, controlled the robot to turn on the maximum firepower, opened the door of the conference room, and began to strafe at the vigilant soldiers, just a robot firepower is so strong!

The miasma of smoke from the shells inside and outside the house, almost out of sight, bought us some time, and the dog quickly broke down the damn metal mesh for us with a molecular cutter.

The box was thrown down by the robot, and when I caught the box open button, it quickly turned into a gun, I was a single gun with an extended pistol and a mouse, a heavy double gun for the tiger, a revolver gun on the arm for the dog, and his favorite knife, and gloves were also brought to us, and I thought too thoughtfully.

I have weapons in the world, and these weapons are specially selected for us by monkeys and rats, which are very suitable and handy.

Light and shadow splashed, rockslides and smoke dispersed, wanton destruction but not wanton killing.

"Just learn a lesson, don't go on a killing spree, after all, we are all human beings." I said.

The dog looked at me and said, "That's not what you just said. ”

"Maybe everyone will be comrades-in-arms in the future, and we will see each other in the future, and special people will be treated specially." I explained.

"That's right, bullying the weak is not the nature of a soldier." The dog said bluntly. I hope so.

It's not okay to kill people, but it's okay to beat people.

"Damn, didn't you do it, Lao Tzu just said something to my mouth, let you taste it this time." I said angrily.

The dog and the tiger were shooting at each other outside, and the rat and I were cleaning up these guys inside, 'all stripped naked, and fought in a circle with their own panties to stuff each other on' and then took the airbrush and slapped their mouths one by one.

"Tie it all up and let you feel it, cool!" The rat smirked.

Amitabha! I hope it doesn't cause them any psychological shadows, maybe they cause more to others, and some of them may be immune.