Chapter 11: Xiao Feng steals wine overnight

Mid-Autumn Festival is the season of lotus picking.

Su Xiaoya took Wan'er to the painting boat by Jindong Lake. Xiaoya played the piano while admiring the lotus girl; And the lotus picking girl was picking lotus, and at the same time singing with Xiao Ya's beautiful piano voice.

[1] "Picking Lotus" Southern Dynasty Yuefu Folk Song Jia Yinan. Qu Jia Ziye/Wang Yicheng. song

Wan'er led the singing: "Jiangnan can pick lotus, lotus leaves He Tiantian."

The lotus pickers sang together: "The fish play among the lotus leaves." ”

The lotus picker on the east boat sang: "The fish plays the lotus leaf in the east, and the fish plays in the lotus leaf west." ”

The lotus picker on the west boat said: "The fish plays the lotus leaf south, and the fish plays the lotus leaf north." ”

The girls were singing happily, and a few scoundrels followed the beautiful song to find them.

[2] "Xiang Mouse" Book of Poetry

Rats have skin, but people have no manners!

If people have no ceremony, what is it to not die?

Rats have teeth, but people don't stop!

People are endless, why not die?

The rat has a body, but the person is rude!

People are rude, and Hu is not going to die?

The maid Wan'er stood at the bow of the boat with a penny, and when she saw that these people were not good people, she picked up the penny and wanted to prop the boat up.

But it was too late, and the guys had already rushed to the side of the boat, grabbed the penny, and scrambled to climb to the boat.

At this time, the lotus girls in the lake were enraged, and they grabbed the lotus canopy and threw it at the gang, so that they screamed so loudly that they had to retreat from the boat.

Wan'er wanted to take the opportunity to row the boat away, but they grabbed the rope and grabbed the penny to prevent the boat from leaving. Wan'er threw the penny, pinched her waist and said angrily: "Who are you, dare to climb onto the girl's boat in broad daylight"

A hairy boy said: "My surname is Li, his surname is Sun, and my surname is Zhao and Qian. Why can't we get on Su Xiaoya's boat? ”

Wan'er said: "Although you are husband but have empty stomachs, the young lady is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting." Which of you can compare to her? ”

When Li Xianggong heard this, he patted his chest and said, "Hey! We will also be able to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. How dare you underestimate our husbands, come and pull their boats ashore, and we'll have a try. ”

A few family members shouted, rushed to the lake, grabbed the boat, and dragged it to the shore.

Seeing this, Su Xiaoya hurriedly walked out of the hatch, came to the bow of the boat, and said with a raised eyebrows: "Slow! If you want me to entertain guests, tell the family to stop. As soon as the ministers heard this, they immediately complied. Su Xiaoya said again: "Although my family is poor, I can't be humiliated or taken by my power. If you want me to be hospitable, you must know the rules of hospitality. ”

"What are the rules, Miss Wangsu will advise."

Su Xiaoya tilted her head sideways and said, "If you want me to treat guests, you can treat them politely, and you can win by talent."

The prime minister was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why?"

Su Xiaoya slowly turned around and said, "Didn't you say that you can do everything, okay!" I'll give you a painting question, and ask each of you to draw a picture for me, and whoever draws well will be my guest. ”

Everyone said in unison: "This method is good, please Miss Su quickly come up with a drawing question."

Su Xiaoya already had her mind, she looked at the ministers, sneered and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I see that you are all born like Pan An, you might as well draw each other's appearances, so that I can appreciate it."

When the ministers heard Su Xiaoya praise them for their appearance, they were happy in their hearts, and said in a loud voice: "Wonderful, wonderful!" Su Xiaoya almost laughed out loud, and hurriedly brushed her sleeve to hide her face and entered the cabin.

They immediately got busy, and asked someone to bring pen, ink, paper, and inkstones, and spread them out in the pavilion by the lake. Zhao Xianggong faced Qian Xianggong, Sun Xianggong faced Li Xianggong, and everyone stared at each other's faces.

Although the ministers painted their own paintings, they had the same idea in their hearts: they must paint each other as ugly as possible, so that they can show their most beautiful. As a result, Zhao Xianggong painted a bull's nose for Qian Xianggong, Qian Xianggong drew two copper bell eyes for Zhao Xianggong, and Sun Xianggong painted Li Xianggong's tongue half a foot long, like a hanged ghost. Li Xianggong enlarged Sun Xianggong's ears several times, looking like a white elephant from a distance and a stupid pig up close......

It didn't take long for the paintings of the ministers to be completed, and they shouted: "Miss Su, please come out and enjoy the paintings!" "Miss Su, look at me!" "Look at me!" "Look at me first!" The ministers scrambled to shout.

Su Xiaoya stood at the bow of the boat, pointed to Zhao Xianggong's painting and said, "Zhao Xianggong, who are you painting?"

Zhao Xianggong pointed at Qian Xianggong and said, "I painted him."

Su Xiaoya asked Miss Cailian, "Don't you look like Qian Xianggong?"

The girls understood Su Xiaoya's intentions, and replied in unison: "Like!"

Qian Xianggong originally only cared about looking at his own paintings, but after being called by the girl Cailian, he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Zhao Xianggong's paintings. It didn't matter what he looked at, even he himself was startled, he grabbed Zhao Xianggong's shirt and asked, "Who is painted on this?"

Zhao Xianggong heard that Miss Cailian said that he painted like him, so he also insisted: "I painted you."

"Bastard!" Qian Xianggong scolded, and slapped Zhao Xianggong again.

Zhao Xianggong was slapped and turned his head sideways to see the portrait Qian Xianggong painted for him. "Ahh He was also taken aback, turned around, grabbed Qian Xianggong's shirt and asked sharply, "Are you painting me?"

Qian Xianggong saw that Zhao Xianggong was aggressive, and he was afraid of being slapped by him, so he wanted to ask everyone first and then reply. So he asked loudly: "Do you think I don't look like Zhao Xianggong?"

"Like Zhao Xianggong!" The lotus picking girls by the lake said loudly. As soon as Qian Xianggong heard that everyone said that he painted like Zhao Xianggong, he broke away from Zhao Xianggong's hand and said, "I painted you."

"Fart!" Zhao Xianggong snatched the painting and dipped it in ink, and waved it towards Qian Xianggong's face. A large piece of ink immediately appeared on Qian Xianggong's face, and he hurriedly wiped it on his face with his hand, and his eyebrows and eyes became pitch black.

Su Xiaoya and the girls couldn't help but laugh.

Sun and Li Xianggong also found that they were painted as devils by each other, and they were the same as Zhao Xianggong and Qian Xianggong, and they also fought with each other. Everyone waved ink, kicked their feet, and in an instant, there was a lot of trouble, and the more they fought, the more fierce they became, until they all lay on the ground with their heads broken and bleeding, unable to move. They wiped the ink, sweat and blood on their faces, and opened their eyes to take another look at Su Xiaoya on the bow of the boat, only to see that Su Xiaoya's painting boat had already been rowed without a trace.

[3] "Xianwu Initiates" is like fire. Buddha language

The strong are invincible, and compassion is cherished.

The weak are incompetent, kneeling to survive.

It was late autumn, and Su Xiaoya came to Xiling Snow Mountain, which was full of red leaves.

Suddenly, there was a sound of "clanging" chiseling stones in front of her, and she was about to avoid it, when someone shouted and scolded and quarreled. Xiao Ya followed the sound and was faced with a large stone cave shaped like a stone house, and a group of fierce and vicious family members were waving leather whips and beating several stonemasons.

Xiaoya couldn't bear it in her heart, and shouted: "Why are you beating people in broad daylight?"

Seeing that Xiaoya's demeanor was extraordinary, the family couldn't figure out what kind of person she was, so he stopped and said: "The villain is ordered by my master to supervise the completion of the stonemason!"

It turned out that in order to please his wife, the wealthy Zhen Youqian carved 365 stone Arhats on the walls of the five-house cave to show that his mother respects the Buddha every day and asks for blessings. The old lady's seventieth birthday is approaching, and Shi Luohan has not yet finished it, so the family rushed to urge.

Xiaoya saw that the stonemasons were ragged and tired, so she pleaded with the family and tolerated the deadline.

Zhen Youqian happened to arrive, and he said coldly: "Su Xiaoya, you didn't buy my face in the past, but today you want me to appreciate my face!"

Xiao Ya said: "Respect the Buddha, sincerity is spiritual, why suffer for these craftsmen?"

Zhen Youqian said with a smile: "You are my Buddha, if you are willing to follow me, I will follow you, how about it?" Saying that, come and hug Xiaoya.

Xiao Ya was furious and gave him a slap: "Shameless man with a Buddha-faced beast heart!" ”

Zhen Youqian jumped like thunder, and while drinking and ordering the family to whip the craftsman, he grabbed a leather whip and pounced on Xiaoya: "You are the daughter of a prostitute, you are the most shameless, today I have to let you taste my power!"

"Stop!" Suddenly, a person jumped down from the hillside: "Bully people with power, do you still have a king law in your eyes?"

Zhen Youqian fixed his eyes and saw that it was the down-and-out scholar Ji Xu, and with a wave of his hand, he said: "My whip is Wang Fa, give me a beating!"

The housekeepers swarmed up, and the whip flew towards Ji Xu, but unexpectedly, the housekeepers' arms were sore, and the falling whips were thrown out one after another.

Before the family could figure out what was going on, the soles of their feet tripped over something, and they all fell to the ground, they rolled over and got up, and threw themselves at Ji Xu again.

Ji Xu was short, his fists came out, and a gust of wind knocked a group of family members to the ground. The family members have just learned, Ji Xu's martial arts are so good! The swelling of the family snorted and did not dare to move anymore.

Zhen Youqian's arrogance suddenly decreased by half, but he was still raising his whip and shouting "wow, wow".

Ji Xu jumped to Zhen Youqian's side, stretched out his hand to grab his arm, Zhen Youqian screamed in pain, withdrew the whip and fell softly, and shouted: "Son, spare your life!" ”

Ji Xu smiled slightly: "Life, you just have to ask your Buddha for it, I just want you to be a craftsman, let them finish the chisel with peace of mind, and pay the wages in full!"

"Yes! Yes, sir! Zhen Youqian nodded again and again.

"Also, you shouldn't be embarrassed by Miss Su!" Ji Xu's hand shook it, and Zhen Youqian screamed like a pig: "Definitely!" Certain! Only then did Ji Xu let go.

Zhen Youqian took the family with his family and ran away with his head in his arms.

The stonemasons thanked Ji Xu, and Ji Xu said: "You carved such a fine stone arhat to add color to the landscape, I can feast my eyes, I should thank you!" ”

[4] "Two Songs of Autumn Mountain. One of them" Yang Wanli. poem

Ujiu Pingsheng old dyer,

Mistake iron soap for scarlet;

Xiao Feng stole wine overnight,

But Qian Gupine hides his drunken face.

Xiaoya came up and asked Ji Xu: "Uncle, why are you here?" ”

Ji Xu smiled: "You are only allowed to see the autumn colors, and I am not allowed to smell the autumn fragrance?" Xiaoya blushed when she saw Ji Xu, and Ji Xu asked her puzzled: "I'm already angry for you, why are you blushing?" ”

Xiaoya said shyly: "I drank last night, and the wine hasn't disappeared yet." ”

"Why was your face white just now?"

"It was what made Zhen You angry just now, and now it's Hongye Ying." Xiao Ya glanced at Ji Xu and explained indiscriminately to hide her heartbeat.

They laughed and walked towards Momiji.

[5] "Yongmei" Su Xiaoxiao. poem

In the blink of an eye, it's time for the snowflakes to fall.

Shi Ye Qi, a wealthy businessman, passed through Chengdu and was the cousin of the wealthy businessman Zhen Youqian. Zhen Youqian said about Su Xiaoya's talent and appearance, and Ye Qi, as an official, was not easy to get to Xiaoya's door, so he called a building boat and sent someone to call Xiaoya to accompany Xiaoya to drink and cheer up.

After a while, someone sent a report that Xiaoya was invited to enjoy the plum. Ye Qi was very disappointed.

The next day, the messenger waited at Su's house and waited until late at night, when Xiaoya accompanied Shiyou to get drunk and was helped in by the maid.

Sent someone to reply again, Ye Qi was very annoyed: "If you push it again tomorrow, you will never forgive!"

On the third day, when I sent someone to go again, the maid Wan'er said that the girl was drunk and did not get up.

The messenger hurriedly said: "If you don't go, Master Ye will show her color!"

Xiaoya heard it in the middle room, and ignored it.

When Ye Qi heard the news, he was furious. He was ambitious as a young man, and now he is a big official, so he didn't take this kiln sister's daughter in his eyes, but now he has hit the wall again and again, so he puts on a majestic posture to make Xiaoya suffer a little. Ye Qi discussed with the county officials. This county official has long been bought by Zhen Youqian, and he has long held a grudge against Su Xiaoya, and now someone above has come forward to ask for the crime, so he will naturally do so.

The county official sent someone to summon Xiao Ya and quickly went to Ye Shi Yushi's boat to make amends, and she must be unkempt in green clothes, and she is not allowed to dress up.

The maid was afraid that Xiaoya would cause trouble and suffer losses, so she persuaded her to give in and deal with it.

Xiao Ya said: "These dog officials, I have nothing to do with them, what crime can I compensate for!"

As she was talking, someone sent someone to come to the door, Wan'er trembled with fright, and Xiaoya said calmly: "Okay, I'll go for a trip to save the family from unrest."

Before leaving, she calmly dressed up.

Ye Qi invited the guests of the prefecture and county to drink and enjoy the plum blossoms on the boat, and when he heard that Su Xiaoya was coming, he hurriedly sat down, thinking about giving Xiaoya a dismount.

With a burst of musk scent, Xiaoya floated into the boat like a fairy. The people on the boat were shocked by Xiaoya's beautiful appearance and cold demeanor.

After being silent for a long time, Ye Qi coughed dryly and said, "Su Xiaoya, are you guilty?"

"I am the daughter of fireworks, how did I know that the old man would love me so much, and it would be a big crime to invite me three times and not dare to come?"

With just one sentence, Ye Qi was speechless, so he had to threaten: "Do you want to live, or do you want to die?"

Xiaoya teased: "If you love, you want to live, and if you are evil, you want to die, it's all in the hands of the master, how can I make my own decisions?"

Ye Qi couldn't help but get proud: "Sharp tongue, it's not practical learning, I want to see how your true talent is." He pointed to a plum blossom outside the court and said, "They all say that you are a talented woman, and now you will write me a poem in half an hour." It depends on whether your reputation is made or blown. ”

Xiaoya didn't think about it, and sang:

Although the plum blossoms are arrogant, how dare they fight the spring cold?

If you want to divide the red white, you must also see it with blue eyes.

The poetry implies the things in front of him, and he is neither humble nor arrogant, Ye Qi can't help but secretly impress Xiaoya's intelligence. Although Ye Qi has a strong temperament, he still has a little bit of cherishing talent, he saw that Xiaoya was Chu Chu and moving, so he calmed his anger, hugged Xiaoya, and invited her to a banquet.

The county official sneered on the side, he was entrusted by Zhen Youqian, and he had long wanted to harm Xiaoya.

The banquet did not disperse until dawn, and Ye Qi set off to leave.

The county magistrate immediately sent someone to intercept Xiaoya on the way back, and sentenced Xiaoya to prison for the crime of using poetry to satirize and despise the court officials, and to beat and instigate Xiaoya.

Yu Rong used silver taels to let Ji Xu go around, so that Xiaoya would not suffer in prison. But she was physically weak, and she was angry, and after being locked up for several months, she became ill.

After Su Xiaoya was released from prison, Zhen Youqian released gossip and slandered Xiaoya in every way.

Xiaoya said to her mother Yurong: "Let him pour out the sewage, he can't hurt a single hair of me!"

Yu Rong said: "It's better to be on guard."